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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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8c6b4d No.363766 [View All]

Roy Cropper FAQ

http://www.vipfaq.com/Roy%20Cropper.html

>Royston Roy Cropper is a fictional character from the British soap opera Coronation Street

>According to various sources, Roy Cropper's net worth has grown significantly in 2019

>100% of all voters think Roy Cropper is "HOT"

A4 Illustration of Roy Cropper from Coronation Street

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/208713406/a4-illustration-of-roy-cropper-from?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=roy+cropper&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&frs=1

>Handmade item

>Free shipping to the United Kingdom

>£10.00

'Coronation Street's' Roy Cropper secretly suffers from Asperger's Syndrome.

https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/tv/soaps/news/Roy+Cropper-56056.html

>David Nielson, who plays the lovable soap eccentric, said he makes Roy autistic and thus socially awkward on purpose, but has always kept it a secret.

>David,60, said: "Roy was a psychopath. He was stalking Deirdre Rashid and was a bit scary. It's nice to play psychos but they don't stay around too long."

>"My wife is a special needs teacher and she worked with people with autism. She said Roy could have Asperger's syndrome, making him socially inept, rather than menacing."

ROY LINKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5JUq1ChR40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUdVrPJ4Brg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnl9LgnmJeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE9_EXRf4BA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h4f2OR8L-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoicMarMnMs

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f41d6b No.364477

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>>364470

>EVIL DEAD

darksides. LOVED it and XTC.

rushy rushy rush rush.

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b808f9 No.364478

>>364476

they are low enough T to pass as eunuchs tbf

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a7227c No.364479

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0d8c6b No.364480

>>364476

janissaries didnt have their balls cut off

they were circumcised though

>>364474

tbf most "turks" are just native anatolians

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243fa2 No.364481

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9ccee6 No.364482

>>364480

they're mostly anatolian/greek with a little central asian blood, sometimes a little slav, and sometimes a little north african, arab, etc.

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f41d6b No.364483

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nostalgia of da boomer.

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b808f9 No.364484

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051804 No.364485

>>364484

>Missed ep 3

Either way I'm watching The Americans.

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1ca345 No.364486

>>364451

>The capacity for loyalty is stretched too thin when it tries to attach itself to the hypothetical solidarity of the human race. It needs to attach itself to specific people and specific places, not to an abstract ideal of universal human rights. We love particular men and women, not humanity in general.

Got some good quotes from my recent reading tbh

>>364474

Weren't all the janissaries captured slaves or am I misrememebering?

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0d8c6b No.364487

>>364486

Christian families were required to give a son when they reached a certain age, I think

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fd869f No.364488

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>tfw pictures seem to have developed good so I rewarded myself with ice-cream but I had too much

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009d58 No.364489

>>364488

good lad

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b808f9 No.364490

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>>364486

initially they were slaves captured from the coasts of europe and children raised from birth to be absolutely loyal soldiers to the sultan

over time they were given more and more power and eventually degenerated into a flashy but outdated noble warrior/administrator class that got BTFO by napoleon and anyone else who set foot in the middle east

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b808f9 No.364491

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*conquers a bunch of balts who were fighting amongst themselves anyway

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243fa2 No.364492

>>364491

ogres are like onions

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f41d6b No.364493

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23 years ago?

what the actual fuck.

I am sooooooooooooo old. :[

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0d8c6b No.364494

>>364491

tbh

the late byzantine empire even helped turks on a few occasions

retarded infighting

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b808f9 No.364495

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>ese, we should turn the white whimmenz into lobotomized breeding slaves

>>364492

the onion is clearly a sign of power in turkish culture

>>364494

*gives away greece for reasons

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1ca345 No.364496

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>>364491

>balts

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f41d6b No.364497

>>364486

>Got some good quotes from my recent reading tbh

what is this from Brother?

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5b69b6 No.364498

>>364493

fuggin 'ell

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009d58 No.364499

>rabbit disconnects every 15 seconds

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b808f9 No.364500

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tfw no based unapologetically nationalist/racialist tradition

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1ca345 No.364501

>>364497

It's a quote from Christopher Lasch that I picked up from Dumbing Us Down by John Taylor Gatto. It was followed by another quote of the same flavour that I quite liked from another author, Wendell Berry. I'd never heard of these lads before, they sound worthy of a perusal tbh.

>/newbrit/ doesn't allow .txt or .epub uploads

rooo

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5b69b6 No.364502

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>>364499

>rabbit disconnects every 15 seconds

change the batteries

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f41d6b No.364503

>>364499

>rabbit disconnects every 15 seconds

same. it either disconnects/reconnects or crashes.

more than I can bare tbf.

chat is also stuttery and gets my goat (her names Isabel) up!

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9ccee6 No.364504

>>364495

>we should turn the white whimmenz into lobotomized breeding slaves

unironically this. white women should be captured and imprisoned in like factory farm settings where they will be systematically bred and milked. robots will do all the work while men fuck their VR harems 24/7

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f41d6b No.364505

>>364502

keek!

that thing looks like a weapon of mass destruction!!!

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9ccee6 No.364506

and I mean actual robots, not r9k robots

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f41d6b No.364507

>>364504

>and milked.

tfw she`s lactating and you take her in a doggy fashion and proceed to milk her swinging udders.

Hubba Hubba. oh the mammary memories.

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1ca345 No.364508

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>>364493

>tfw somehow nostalgic for this song

I must have heard it a lot as a child or something but I have no idea where

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0d8c6b No.364509

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b808f9 No.364510

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cool

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f41d6b No.364511

>>364508

I was such an e head when this was released.

best mate of the time hung himself whilst I was at Her Maj`s Pleasure.

defo think the uber strong chemicals of the time messed his head up.

they did mine, but then, you`re all already aware of that…..

Mooooooooooooooo

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5b69b6 No.364512

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>>364508

>no idea where

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1ca345 No.364513

>>364512

Never seen the film tbh

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5b69b6 No.364514

>>364513

Your parents probably watched it every weekend on dvd to try and cure them of their smack habit

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f41d6b No.364515

>>364501

>Dumbing Us Down by John Taylor Gatto

sweet, the book was mentioned a few threads ago so I DL`ed an audiobook of it. spend a goodly amount of the day in the van driving betwixt jobs so listen to audiobooks as radio just hurts my mind.

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f41d6b No.364516

anyone getting down with the fresh thread thing?

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9ccee6 No.364517

>>364516

yeah somebody's gonna need bake us some fresh bread

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f41d6b No.364518

>>364517

hope it doesn`t turn nasty like last night….

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1ca345 No.364519

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*disappears down a nostalgia hole*

>>364514

Bit too highbrow for my mum tbh

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b808f9 No.364520

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69e384 No.364521

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my ancestor

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b808f9 No.364522

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KEK

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fd869f No.364524

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69e384 No.364525

>>364524

damn that's a big bulge

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b808f9 No.364526

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nostalgic

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d17050 No.364528

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