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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 1e2772828e7e17a⋯.jpg (296.65 KB,1084x1500,271:375,1e2772828e7e17a44edf3b929e….jpg)

bf175f No.363048 [View All]

Jeremy Hardy: Comedian and Radio 4 panel star dies aged 57

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47056671

Comedian Jeremy Hardy, a regular on BBC Radio 4 panel shows like The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, has died of cancer aged 57.

>His death was confirmed on Friday by his publicist, Amanda Emery.

>Hardy made his name on the comedy circuit in the 1980s, winning the prestigious Perrier Award in 1988 and best live act at the ITV Comedy Awards in 1991.

>On TV he appeared on shows like QI and sketch programme Now - Something Else.

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.

Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation, BBC Radio 4, 13 September 2004

California: 20 Accused of Selling Birthright Citizenship to Pregnant Foreigners

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/31/california-20-accused-of-selling-birthright-citizenship-to-pregnant-foreigners/

A total of 20 individuals were arrested by federal authorities on Thursday after being accused of operating “birth tourism” businesses which essentially sold birthright American citizenship to pregnant Chinese women looking to permanently stay in the United States.

>California resident Dongyuan Li — along with 19 others — was arrested by federal officials for operating her business called “You Win USA” that allegedly brought pregnant Chinese women to the country for anywhere between $40,000 to $80,000 to have their children in America in order to secure them birthright U.S. citizenship, according to the Associated Press (AP).

Brexit: Third of UK businesses considering move abroad - survey

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47083214

Almost a third of UK companies could move operations abroad because of Brexit, a survey has suggested.

>Research for the Institute of Directors revealed that 16% already had relocation plans while a further 13% were actively considering doing so.

>The IoD said it took "no pleasure" in revealing "these worrying signs".

>A government spokesman said the best way to provide "certainty for businesses and individuals as we leave the EU" was to "leave with a deal".

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fcc43a No.363712

>>363709

>He's drunk, lads

been instructed to get in the shower if I`m requiring oral stimulation this evening.

seems legit.

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bb06ee No.363713

File: 2a4f4d8d6076668⋯.png (9.16 KB,362x358,181:179,pixepeped.png)

PHWWWOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAR smh now I'll have to dorset instead of going to bed

>>363708

VILE

I said not deformed

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bb06ee No.363714

File: 5b974c1e8df0a6b⋯.png (88.26 KB,249x249,1:1,eyepull2.png)

>shitposting anxiously because the dumdums at the jobby charity thing fucked up before I could even start and I can't log in to their thing and do what they asked or contact them to say I have a problem either until the next meeting in person in 2 weeks

don't want my bennies gone AAAGH

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98de9a No.363715

File: 0f183a6c39538df⋯.png (598.8 KB,564x844,141:211,ClipboardImage.png)

File: dc65f11fcf964e8⋯.png (1.05 MB,637x867,637:867,ClipboardImage.png)

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>>363704

Has to be napoleonic line infantry for me tbh. Regular line infantry, grenadiers and line infantry officers. Find it hard to find pictures for some reason

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321a0f No.363716

>>363713

I thought you said half your height

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bb06ee No.363717

File: 4d4eef7e1bc66ea⋯.png (1.62 MB,1000x1414,500:707,Young Guard lass.png)

>>363715

they have the tightest uniforms so would be the most titillating on the female form

but earlier, baggier ones are good too

don't really like seeing them in context like this one though since that leads to nastier fetishes

>when you lead your battallion of waifus to the front and exchange volley fire with the enemy and watch them get huge holes blown in them from musket balls and grapeshot

not my thing

>>363716

then I said it was an exaggeration tbh

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fcc43a No.363718

File: 36ee9148fba7ebe⋯.png (18.04 KB,300x162,50:27,Large.png)

>>363714

>jobby charity

the soash?

them feckers are purest evil I tells ya!

makes being a parasite quite unpleasant sometimes.

unless yuze a mudslim of course. or a nig. paki. any foreigner of brown in all fairness

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98de9a No.363719

has to be tall enough to be able to retrieve the sweeties from the sweetie cupboard for her husband tbh

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031558 No.363720

File: 662fd2fbacdba11⋯.png (292.25 KB,302x450,151:225,ClipboardImage.png)

Next read here. Has anyone read it?

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fcc43a No.363721

>>363720

>anyone read it?

are there zombies in it?

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bb06ee No.363722

actually I think there were quite a few real life lasses infamous for wearing uniforms and accompanying their lovers on campaign

Marie Wladizleka or whatever, napoleon's polish mistress, did it a few times I think

wore a hussar uniform or something, one of the ones where there was a fashion to have the trousers so tight the only way of putting them on was to soak them in water and let them dry out and shrink during the day

>>363718

work and health I think

something affliated with them

>>363720

nope tbh

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031558 No.363723

>>363721

No but there are Scots so it's a similar level of intelligence.

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98de9a No.363724

File: cb3c3ef7258105a⋯.png (167.75 KB,657x718,657:718,2718b99768fccf13dd5b74e189….png)

>it's a trip gets automatically put on when you go into a new thread episode

=OOoHHOHoOOOH GOD NO

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fcc43a No.363725

>>363723

kek and also some lel

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3864c3 No.363726

>>363724

which board?

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3864c3 No.363727

File: df52002aaf429fb⋯.jpg (56.12 KB,645x716,645:716,inhales.jpg)

speaking of a new thread

somebody wanna step up to the plate?

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98de9a No.363728

>>363726

/brit/

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bb06ee No.363729

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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98de9a No.363730

work time

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a4ae3a No.363731

Added big money rustlas to the cytube we should watch it with steiner sometime.

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bb06ee No.363732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

let's watch Umbilical World tomorrow

can't find an upload for it on stream sites tbh

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fcc43a No.363733

>>363730

>work time

belated (was in shower) drive safe and work yo ass off bitch!

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fcc43a No.363734

File: 7320be085092f34⋯.jpg (72.98 KB,257x377,257:377,skinheads.jpg)

>>363722

>work and health I think

you on pip then?

sickie bennies?

least they don`t hound a man like when he`s on unemployment bennies.

unless brown. brown NEED to be given bennies. lots and lots and lots of bennies cus muh colonial raysist bastards! Oi!

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bb06ee No.363735

>>363734

not yet

Universal Credit, they said I should do this work and health thing to try and get a job and I thought I may as well since I have nothing else to do but shitpost

got a PIP interview on the 5th, will probably just have to run my mouth off about being a depressed and antisocial shitter or something

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bb06ee No.363736

File: e92a73f5b2ab8c6⋯.png (480.66 KB,1322x723,1322:723,ClipboardImage.png)

>peganism

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fcc43a No.363741

File: 74b78516b94504b⋯.jpg (17.71 KB,382x382,1:1,NrgIVPug.jpg)

>>363735

>PIP interview on the 5th

went to one at the start of Jan with my fine lady.

she wagie like I but has poorlies so gets a little additional pip.

trust me when I say that is some nasty interview Brother.

ours was with an uppity sheboon.

I helped my lady answering a question ans Ms Nig told me she wanted my ladies answers, not mine.

I growled, really did too, but my lady gave me a pleading "please don`t" look so I took a deep breath and wound me neck in.

I have submitted a written complaint regards Coon Gals behaviour, attitude and caustic lack of professionalism.

make sure you have LOTS of indepth answers for ALL your ills Brother cus they`re uber thorough in their questioning and prying.

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a4ae3a No.363742

how about i make the thread instead

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bb06ee No.363743

File: f9d716545a90d7b⋯.png (13.26 KB,555x91,555:91,ClipboardImage.png)

WESTIE YOU LITTLE SHIT

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bb06ee No.363744

Demod him, spic. Clear abuse.

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fcc43a No.363745

File: 6868e2d17142fec⋯.gif (1003.8 KB,180x180,1:1,Jew Ball gif.gif)

>>363736

Greenburg.

seems legit. jooz wouldn`t tell lies about our heritage.

yep, definitely legit.

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a4ae3a No.363747

New Thread

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

>>363746

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bb06ee No.363748

fuck off I'm not using that one you retard

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bb06ee No.363749

File: ce4badc1e96ab36⋯.png (10.28 KB,555x176,555:176,Westie deletie.png)

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a4ae3a No.363750

File: b2d4fcaa58a6961⋯.png (18.71 KB,140x197,140:197,roy cropper edition.png)

>>363748

have people completely forgotten this is a politics board

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031558 No.363752

>>363749

>>363748

>deleted the thread about an English business owner who has overcome great difficulties

>posted links about brown people instead

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bb06ee No.363753

>>363750

fuck off idiot you can still talk about politics

there is no rule against being a roy enthusiast

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fcc43a No.363754

>>363750

>this is a politics board

more like bollitics at present, lel

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bb06ee No.363755

>>363752

clear case of mod abuse, absolutely cut and dried, acting on his own will without any higher authority

DEMOD

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031558 No.363756

Looks like there's a few posts in here from 'Westie' that do not relate to politics. Have people forgotten that it's a politics board?

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fcc43a No.363757

File: 71a9476498b03d7⋯.jpg (112.63 KB,1000x850,20:17,Popcorn Pepe.jpg)

SCRAP!

SCRAP!

SCRAP!

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bb06ee No.363758

the utter arrogance, for fucks sake you jew westie

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bb06ee No.363759

HIS ROY-AL HIGHNESS'S OP MUST BE REINSTITUED

DELETION OF THE USURPER'S BREATHTAKING DELUSION EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

DEATH TO ANTI-ROY-ALS

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bb06ee No.363762

NOT

posting in that thread until it is deleted and the true number 597 is restored

hate westie now tbh rather than mere mild dislike

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fcc43a No.363764

File: 2db585b9427f844⋯.jpg (56.07 KB,368x460,4:5,TEV31-7A.jpg)

>>363762

>hate westie

no hate man, hate is such a big nasty word.

got you some flowers to help erase the negativity from your heart and soul.

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3864c3 No.363765

yeah gonna remake Kay's thread, it's the right thing to do tbh

I'll post westi'e OP under it

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a4ae3a No.363767

File: 2e8cc22cb8e9b90⋯.png (174.22 KB,323x493,19:29,rance.png)

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fcc43a No.363769

File: affc9fa950e9a1f⋯.jpg (162.1 KB,925x544,925:544,cartoon-dramatic-overreact….jpg)

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fcc43a No.363772

File: 0b7174518bf35bd⋯.png (23.62 KB,574x431,574:431,screenshot1.png)

the thread is dead……

long live the thread!

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3864c3 No.363773

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fcc43a No.363775

>>363773

>OFFICIAL NEW

is this a trick?

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