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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 1286de3d7f92cef⋯.png (155.99 KB,276x282,46:47,kay like gollum almost.png)

211f69 No.362296 [View All]

Everyone point and laugh

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ef1dc3 No.362998

File: f7b4ab91c38b4c9⋯.png (5.29 KB,220x184,55:46,Bad Drawn Sad Pepe.png)

>>362992

the depression of knowing what awaits.

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f09af3 No.362999

>>362997

keeeeeeeek

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f1c30c No.363000

>>362951

hes not a skelly?

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f09af3 No.363001

>>362998

you wont end up like that, take good care of yourself

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261aa1 No.363002

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

>the JUST stream is full of 4niggers and Bongo Bongo Land retards

I wasn't that interested anyway

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f09af3 No.363003

>>363002

imagine my shock

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7daa62 No.363004

File: 78d2b0f6a5a67d4⋯.png (154.23 KB,405x483,135:161,ClipboardImage.png)

>David Firth took a scan of Dorset's brain

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f09af3 No.363005

>>363004

keek, perfect

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f09af3 No.363006

File: 8733e49e229b431⋯.jpg (40.91 KB,674x338,337:169,8733e49e229b431df267f16698….jpg)

guess i'll go to bed

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ef1dc3 No.363007

File: b7498cd2102fbb5⋯.png (234.36 KB,500x864,125:216,Blonde n Tits Pepe.png)

>>363001

*joy, happiness and myriad possibilities of a rosy future return*

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ef1dc3 No.363008

File: 9341ae44d575450⋯.jpg (630.27 KB,2048x1365,2048:1365,funny-hairy-animals-9.jpg)

>>363006

nun night if you do Brother Man.

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ef1dc3 No.363009

File: f2664810665c17a⋯.jpg (257.58 KB,600x899,600:899,cowboy ronald.jpg)

22 leaves and the bottom literally drops out of the thread.

Ronald is NOT impressed.

and,

Ronald is a cowboy. let THAT sink in.

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261aa1 No.363010

File: 1baf9aa515d745e⋯.png (734.54 KB,600x566,300:283,boomerjakwayne.png)

qeeq

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94af6f No.363011

need a new thread

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ef1dc3 No.363012

File: cc404d8e5bfc115⋯.jpg (15.72 KB,420x270,14:9,cowboy-fast-draw-10508-jon….jpg)

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e314d2 No.363013

the idea that a city like new york could exist genuinely strikes fear into my heart

I have enough trouble trying to comprehend the existence of Edinburgh

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ef1dc3 No.363014

>>363013

indeed, a city of apple as opposed to one of granite.

food for thought.

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7daa62 No.363015

File: 32a43008ec57b87⋯.jpg (34.14 KB,524x336,131:84,fear.jpg)

>>363013

>those comparison maps of Japanese cities

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e314d2 No.363016

>>363015

>metro area

diabolical but still more palatable

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b711c9 No.363017

File: a38fc611b5bb5a1⋯.jpeg (74.55 KB,1024x962,512:481,a38 (2).jpeg)

It only-3 degrees but it is so windy. Pushing my car around, freezing my fingers, ripping the newspapers from my hands, making my pee hit my shoes and trousers and making loud scary howling noises. Pray for me

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6ac37e No.363018

>>363017

>making my pee hit my shoes and trousers

That's why you don't do it facing into the wind.

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ef1dc3 No.363019

>>363018

>That's why you don't do it facing into the wind.

or outdoors.

here in Albion we have rooms with special porcelain facilities to do wee wees in.

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6ac37e No.363020

File: 99463ca2e4e2f04⋯.png (4.62 MB,2048x1365,2048:1365,ClipboardImage.png)

>>363019

Assuming he can't do that, he could do it in his van with a high number of bottles.

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ef1dc3 No.363021

File: 03fa7ca80e5ecf1⋯.jpg (69.08 KB,590x350,59:35,Noddy-red-and-yellow-car-r….jpg)

>>363017

>Pushing my car around

Norwegian sports car

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7daa62 No.363022

File: 8f65fad18627426⋯.png (23.68 KB,668x678,334:339,roooooo.png)

>was promised snow

>still no snow

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e314d2 No.363023

four pisses to the wind in copenhagen

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ef1dc3 No.363024

>>363022

>still no snow

we had major warnings about disruption.

got bout 1cm.

pfffffft

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94af6f No.363025

>>363022

>>363024

we got an inch but it's really cold

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7daa62 No.363026

>>363024

>disruption

Looking forward to the mandatory condescending "lol brits can't handle a dusting of snow like the Europeans can" journo hot takes

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e314d2 No.363027

DON'T

use french measurements

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ef1dc3 No.363028

>>363025

>really cold

I`m guessing the 1 - 2 degree celius EVERYONE was moaning incessantly about today isn`t gonna cut mustard with your "really cold".

it makes my poor worn out back ache. :[

w…why am I so old.

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ef1dc3 No.363029

>>363027

>DON'T

>

>use french measurements

I use a tape measure all day every day and work in mm. just thought cm would be more palpable for general consumption.

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e314d2 No.363030

I still give lengths in inches and only bother translating into eurobabble unless asked

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7daa62 No.363031

File: 7b7346f3d3b7ed9⋯.gif (1.64 MB,350x224,25:16,confused doggos.gif)

>>363030

>people who give their weight or height in metric

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94af6f No.363032

>>363027

this

>>363028

it was like 10 F I think

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ef1dc3 No.363033

>>363032

>it was like 10 F I think

*goes to conversion site f to c*

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e314d2 No.363034

>>363033

minus 20 eurononsense

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ef1dc3 No.363035

-12 degrees C dood.

fuck but that`s chilly!

pipol in Albion would literally fall down dead!

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25daa1 No.363036

File: 3d78c192736c03a⋯.jpg (23.83 KB,564x402,94:67,Jewess 799.jpg)

>no clue how long a yard is

>vaguely understands how much a foot it

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e314d2 No.363037

File: 0a00fe44520b35a⋯.jpg (89.24 KB,960x640,3:2,0a00fe44520b35a475728e88f2….jpg)

>>363036

A FUCKING LEAF

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ef1dc3 No.363038

File: e683b694637ee2b⋯.jpg (184.37 KB,665x662,665:662,Reeeeee Pepe Pained.jpg)

>>363034

>eurononsense

gets impression this is a REAL thing for you.

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ef1dc3 No.363039

>>363036

how many feet in a yard?

depends how many pipol are standing in the yard.

guffaws.

3 feet in a yard. hope this helps. :]

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7daa62 No.363040

>>363036

A foot is precisely one third of a metre.

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94af6f No.363041

>>363033

probably a bit more, it's 14 F rn, says feels like 3

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25daa1 No.363042

>>363039

>>363040

so it's pretty much a manlet metre

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ef1dc3 No.363043

>>363041

chicongo has it real bad the news is telling us.

bet the nigs LOVE all that white stuff in they hoods.

>>363042

>so it's pretty much a manlet metre

keek, whatever works for whoever is best imo.

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ef1dc3 No.363044

new thread?

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7daa62 No.363045

File: 42f2d342ea05037⋯.jpg (96.86 KB,564x846,2:3,druids tbh.jpg)

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25daa1 No.363046

File: 0b6809b3c6eca3a⋯.jpg (47.56 KB,358x352,179:176,Jewess 341.jpg)

==INDEX==, tbh

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25daa1 No.363047

well shit.

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