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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 01c3c628180d3e2⋯.jpg (670.37 KB,1080x1080,1:1,1548438536659.jpg)

7ce32c No.360781 [View All]

[insert shitebart link here]

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b83132 No.361494

>>361493

Sure, but these are special, I wish I could watch a video of how these are made

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2adb77 No.361495

>>361494

the principle is exactly the same

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b83132 No.361496

File: 6d228fdfd992817⋯.png (92.16 KB,300x225,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>361495

there is a reason these didn't become a thing until the 16th century though… hmm I found a pic. Guess it really was just that easy keek

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2adb77 No.361497

>>361496

armoured pepe when?

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b83132 No.361498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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2adb77 No.361499

>>361498

what I want to know is how they made sure all those hinges didn't pinch the skin - would be extremely painfull for you

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b23bb7 No.361500

>>361499

they would have been wearing padding under it I guess

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710511 No.361501

all these fire making stuff but not enough small sticks and such that I can use to build up heat

loads of compressed wood, chopped wood, neighbour gave us some coal earlier…

might have to steal someone's hedge or something

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b83132 No.361502

>>361499

the real ones were probably made really tighy so nothing could even hope to get pinched between them, and I think they are probably a short distance away from the skin, even more so when you take into consideration that there actually is like a valley between the forearm and the bicep. And looking at historical armor the sides of these were not riveted to the arm canons themselves along the side, and were probably only connected at the middle of the bicep and the middle of the forearm. They might not even have been had permanent connections to them at all.

>>361501

ah, the only real use for newspapers. I suspect this is why non-boomers still buy them

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7ce32c No.361503

>>361483

did you see her new years stream

she started twerking and dancing and pulling her top down teasing us

it was really hot

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88a930 No.361504

File: 97ee9870477d2d5⋯.png (63.65 KB,651x427,93:61,ClipboardImage.png)

tfw trapped in an underworld

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710511 No.361505

>>361502

newspapers and kindling don't last long enough to build up heat, that's been my problem the last few times, lots of kindling but it can't light big logs

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b83132 No.361506

>>361505

smh it always worked for me

>>361504

how old, lad?

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b23bb7 No.361507

>>361505

They do lad, if you have kindling, you can light big logs, ideally you will have medium sized logs to build up to it though

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b83132 No.361508

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7ce32c No.361509

>>361508

my girlfriend

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710511 No.361510

>>361506

>>361507

dunno how then tbh

the kindling or tinder burns itself out in a few seconds, even when I put it all around some logs they didn't light, just blackened a bit

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b83132 No.361511

>>361509

You have so many, lad. Don't they get jealous?

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7ce32c No.361512

>>361511

not her

she loves everyone

she is a beautiful girl

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b9def4 No.361513

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Druids tbh.

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b83132 No.361514

>that time you went on a trip with the NEEThog job centre lads and your caretakers who treated you like children, and the caretakers brought soaked wood for the fire

smh

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b83132 No.361515

>>361512

so she can be my gf too?

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2adb77 No.361516

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>>361511

>Don't they get jealous?

oh so now he suddenly cares about people getting jealous about other people having girlfriends as if that is something surprising about that because people get jealous you know don't they yes they do !?

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b23bb7 No.361517

>>361510

What size indling are you fucking using? Matchsticks?

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b83132 No.361518

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>>361516

*pinches and slaps your bum* You'll always be my favourite

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7ce32c No.361519

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b83132 No.361520

File: 06a5d17f96730d6⋯.png (51.27 KB,240x160,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

>you now remember those giant matchsticks grandmummy had

they were so much fun

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2adb77 No.361521

File: 37be1cd25bdf344⋯.png (203.05 KB,1305x663,435:221,37be1cd25bdf344459f54b56e1….png)

>>361518

>tfw favourite

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710511 No.361522

File: 2be75180a4eb41b⋯.png (395.92 KB,429x600,143:200,ClipboardImage.png)

>>361517

big bags of wood shavings or something

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b23bb7 No.361523

>>361522

Lol that's not kindling lad, you use that to light the kindling smh smh

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710511 No.361524

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepe.png)

>>361523

well it's all I have

wood shavings and logs

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710511 No.361525

File: 23538d46370756d⋯.png (1.58 MB,708x1320,59:110,ClipboardImage.png)

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7ce32c No.361526

>>361524

dont think you can light those logs then

hmm

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b83132 No.361527

>>361525

NOT YET LAD ALIMONY OVER BUT STILL A FEW YEARS OF CHILD SUPPORT

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710511 No.361528

File: edf7a0b6ec552b1⋯.png (61.18 KB,205x246,5:6,jak.png)

>>361527

NO

someone has to warn /just/ before it's too late

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b23bb7 No.361529

>>361524

Go pick up some twigs then ffs

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b83132 No.361530

>>361529

isn't that illegal in the UK?

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b23bb7 No.361531

>>361530

No, why would it be

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7ce32c No.361532

you could always use alternative logs….

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b83132 No.361533

>>361531

because there are few trees smh

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7ce32c No.361534

>>361529

>when he collects a bunch of twigs but they're all wet and wont light

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7ce32c No.361535

>>361533

what are you on about you muppet

twigs dont have to be from trees

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b83132 No.361536

>>361535

Where do twigs come from?

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7ce32c No.361537

>>361536

you can get them from bushes/hedges

nearly all country roads have them, as well as trees

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b23bb7 No.361538

>>361534

He'll just have to dry them out and use something like newspaper today smh smh

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f0a304 No.361539

just cut my hair tbh only the back but still it delays trips to the barber

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b83132 No.361540

File: c5255e19a9b8297⋯.png (436.94 KB,871x612,871:612,ClipboardImage.png)

Why couldn't Indians get through hedges?

>>361537

Nice

>>361539

How do you cut your hair?

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7ce32c No.361541

>>361538

do you think he'll try wringing them to dry them? like he does with his clothes

keeek

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b83132 No.361542

File: edc0aa21355512b⋯.png (336.4 KB,634x317,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>banned by youtube

I wonder why

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7ce32c No.361543

>>361540

bowlcut

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