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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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e0623a No.360038 [View All]

x

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b7fb11 No.360737

>>360734

they want you to look.

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3c0995 No.360738

>>360734

it's the best way to showcase boobs after you spent 10 years letting toddlers gnaw on them

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c20b90 No.360739

File: 76f4789ab6ac48a⋯.png (608.74 KB,960x1200,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

Turtle- *brap* -necks

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e747be No.360740

>>360737

of course they do

milfs love me

wont leave me alone

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c20b90 No.360741

File: 4945c623ea3a791⋯.png (1.1 MB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

*cooks Wessex alive like a lobster*

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4f9dd2 No.360742

File: ff7b9780e766c31⋯.jpg (12.29 KB,182x268,91:134,District9.jpg)

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5ce40e No.360743

>>360740

Then why are you a virgin?

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c20b90 No.360744

File: 7567beaade75d2c⋯.png (651.98 KB,800x449,800:449,ClipboardImage.png)

n-nice

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c20b90 No.360745

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e747be No.360746

>>360743

because when i used to go to the pubs and there were lots of milfs i was too dumb to realise they liked me

believe me lad if i start talking to a milf now i am going to shag her brains out

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a454d8 No.360747

>>360746

more power to you!

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3c0995 No.360748

>>360746

S A L S A D A N C I N G

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a454d8 No.360749

>>360744

>n-nice

tax payers fund this degenerate behaviour,

fucken unfair tbf

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c20b90 No.360750

>>360749

She is American and was on a weight loss tv show

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bbd8d8 No.360751

>>360736

>Damn. Did she have a lot of twins or something?

idk, probably just started early and had a good rate, like a good lass

>>360737

>>360738

baste

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e747be No.360752

>>360748

wouldnt mind tbh

>>360747

ta

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e747be No.360753

>>360751

fuck your half sister

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a454d8 No.360754

>>360750

> American

what I mean is, where ever this sort of nastiness occurs hard working white folk will be funding it.

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3c0995 No.360755

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>>360752

Good lad the salsa dancing class is a socio-mythological filter through which all newly-single women between the ages of 30 and 55 must pass. Truly a mystery rite of the modern age

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c20b90 No.360756

>>360754

I guess, she was on welfare, probably still is

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bbd8d8 No.360757

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>>360753

she's like elementary school age, lad

hope she gets hit by a bus though 'cause then my father wouldn't have to waste money paying child support for another 10+ years, and I wouldn't have to be nervous about inheiriting all of his shit instead of half when he croaks

>fucking medical science making the dirty boomers live forever instead of croaking at 60 like nature intends so us baste millennials will get their shit when we need it

not baste nor redpilled, like at all

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e747be No.360758

>>360757

thats no way to talk about your sister

make her a good woman you degenerate fucktard

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c20b90 No.360759

>>360757

Lad…

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b7fb11 No.360760

File: 864defdc91efe9e⋯.png (44.02 KB,147x202,147:202,ClipboardImage.png)

keek.

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bbd8d8 No.360761

>>360758

don't want anything to do with her, she's a bastard product of an affair and doesn't even look like me, we only share one parent and I hate the guy

wish I had an actual full sister though

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e747be No.360762

>>360761

you are a genuinely vile person

fuck you

you dont deserve to breed

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c20b90 No.360763

>>360760

for ants

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b7fb11 No.360764

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>>360763

posted it wrong.

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e747be No.360765

>fat lass at the pub says she doesnt know whether she's hungry or horny

hmm

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c20b90 No.360766

>>360764

he should have kept going

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3c0995 No.360767

>>360765

tell her you've got a tasty sausage that will sort both problems out

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bbd8d8 No.360768

>>360765

that's why they say fat girls give the best head, they enjoy eating so much that it confuses their sexuality and there's a crossover between the two

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b7fb11 No.360769

>>360766

Looks like he fell asleep, and fell off his chair.

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d4ea17 No.360770

>>360765

>>360767

>>360768

Absolutely immoral and disgusting.

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8c41dc No.360771

File: 92f5ac15a695641⋯.jpg (137.15 KB,1203x800,1203:800,Greenlander.jpg)

>>360703

Greenlanders > Samis tbh

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a454d8 No.360772

>>360771

>Samis

it`s a knitted jumper thing tbf

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c20b90 No.360773

>>360769

oh right keek

>>360771

no

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bbd8d8 No.360774

>>360771

they look part nord, especially the one on the left. can't be fullblown asiatic

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32186d No.360775

reminder isolated island populations like greenland import chink wives to such a degree that one place became something like 90% chink in a single generation

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c20b90 No.360776

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*wears matching trousers with Wessex*

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8c41dc No.360777

>>360774

Yeah, Greenland got thoroughly VIKANG'd

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a454d8 No.360778

>>360776

cod pieces tbph

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8c41dc No.360779

>I want us to examine something that seems embarrassing in New England civil life; and yet, paradoxically, I think it hides a secret of great power, which the social engineers who built and maintain our government monopoly schools are forced to overlook: Each town was able to exclude people it didn’t like! People were able to choose whom they wanted to work with, to sort themselves into a living curriculum that worked for them. The words of the first Dedham charter catch this feeling perfectly; the original settlers wanted to (and did) shut out “people whose dispositions do not suit us, whose society will be hurtful to us.” So in a funny way, these early towns functioned like selective clubs or colleges, like MIT and Harvard do today, narrowing human differences down to a range that could be managed by them humanely. If you consider the tremendous stresses the dialectical process sets up anyway—where all people are their own priests, their own final masters—it’s hard to see how a congregational society can do otherwise. If you have to accept everyone, no matter how hostile they may be to your own personality, philosophy, or mission, then an operation would quickly become paralyzed by fatal disagreements. The common causes and purposes that mark human association at its best would then degrade into those few innocuous undertakings that have no political dimension, if such can be found.

Libertarian conformism tbh

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c20b90 No.360780

>>360779

absolutely beautiful

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e747be No.360782

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e747be No.360783

>>360782

NEW THREAD

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a454d8 No.360784

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>>360779

>people whose dispositions do not suit us, whose society will be hurtful to us

have considered putting "SHIT SKINS of ALL TYPES NOT WELCOME" on all town signs

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b7fb11 No.360807

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09fbf5 No.361156

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09fbf5 No.361211

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tbh

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