[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]

/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/

An Exercise in Satire

Name
Email
Subject
REC
STOP
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
Archive
* = required field[▶Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webp,webm, mp4, mov, swf, pdf
Max filesize is16 MB.
Max image dimensions are15000 x15000.
You may upload5 per post.


All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 0abf6b7602f4c0b⋯.jpg (559.27 KB,2700x1800,3:2,IMG_3368.JPG)

affe77 No.358533 [View All]

China slashes ground troops by half, boosts strategic force

>China has slashed the size of its Army by about 50% and boosted other units like strategic support force responsible for cyber warfare, according to the country's official news agency Xinhua

>"this new data is unprecedented in the history of the PLA (People's Liberation Army) - the army now accounts for less than 50% of the total number of PLA troops; almost half of our non-combatant units have been made redundant, and the number of officers in the PLA has been reduced by 30%," the news agency said

>it said the four other branches of the PLA - the navy, air force, rocket force and strategic support force, which is responsible for areas such as cyberwarfare - now jointly make up more than half of the Chinese military, overtaking the army

https://wap.business-standard.com/article/news-ani/china-slashes-ground-troops-by-half-boosts-strategic-force-119012201156_1.html

Chinese Christian details indoctrination camps, being forced to blaspheme Christ

>a Chinese Christian woman revealed the mental abuse she endured at a Chinese “indoctrination camp,” including how police withheld sleep after she refused to blaspheme the name of Jesus Christ

>Jian Yongjiu, a member of The Church of Almighty God, told Bitter Winter magazine that after she was arrested for “organizing and using an organization to undermine state law enforcement," she was sent to a “legal education center” in Hangzhou city, in China’s eastern coastal province of Zhejiang

>while presented as “educational” facilities, inmates are routinely submitted to an “inhuman regime of labor and indoctrination and to strong pressure to renounce their religious faith, with instances of torture and suspicious deaths frequently reported,” according to Bitter Winter

https://www.christianpost.com/news/chinese-christian-details-indoctrination-camps-being-forced-to-blaspheme-christ.html

Britain is right to send its navy to the South China Sea

>the Royal Navy and US Navy held joint exercises in the South China Sea last week, for the first time since China began building new military bases in those waters; the exercises sent a message to Beijing that it faces an evolving united front of nations committed to maintaining freedom of navigation in some of the world’s most vital waterways

>London has repeatedly stated that the United Kingdom will increase its activities in Asian waters, in large measure as a response to the threat posed by China’s growing strength and militarisation of man-made islands in the region

>Teaming up British ships with the US Navy sends a strong signal that Beijing is increasingly alienating the world’s more powerful nations; it is also a significant boon to Asian nations who have felt trapped between America and China; the more that a community of maritime interests develops in Asia, the more that smaller nations will feel they are able to resist Beijing’s demands over territorial issues and blandishments which pull them to China’s side

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/01/britain-is-right-to-send-its-navy-to-the-south-china-sea/

How Britain's Ministry of Defence is playing for time (and money) in a dangerous world

>December 2018, just before policymakers and pundits escaped their besieged bunkers for Christmas, the UK government published the long-awaited final report on its Modernising Defence Programme; this programme was meant to update the military commitments made in the last full-blown Strategic Defence and Security Review of 2015

>revising 2015’s review became necessary thanks to a marked change in circumstances. Partly, those changes are strategic; relations with Russia have deteriorated even further since 2015, Islamic State (IS) is much diminished, and new military technologies and tactics are advancing

>the Treasury, for its part, recognises that Britain’s security environment has deteriorated to a worse condition than at any point since the Cold War. Yet it is still attempting to avoid major new spending commitments until the full fiscal shock of Brexit becomes clear. It has also long been sceptical of the MOD’s budgetary requests, viewing the department as a perennial financial black hole

https://theconversation.com/amp/how-britains-ministry-of-defence-is-playing-for-time-and-money-in-a-dangerous-world-109155?

701 posts and 275 image replies omitted. Click [Open thread] to view. ____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359236

>>359232

20mg diazepam

*melts

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359237

>>359233

well definitely not with your dick

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359238

>>359235

>>359234

boomer? am not!

X innit

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359239

*is really hungry but doesnt want to cook*

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6b782f No.359240

>>359239

Use your mind to will it into existence lad

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359241

File: 48974f69b99e082⋯.jpg (3.78 MB,3648x2736,4:3,anon.jpg)

>>359238

You're 40-50?? Is this you?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359242

File: 77843fd0812f166⋯.png (112.47 KB,812x760,203:190,1545534255310.png)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359243

File: 698ba851e6a74bb⋯.png (19.91 KB,520x501,520:501,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>359239

>when there isn't normal food in your house so you either have to cook for an hour or take the sweets

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359244

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB,768x768,1:1,be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

No I can't just buy normal food myself

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359245

>tfw no supply of premade sandwiches from the local shop

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359246

>>35924

it might be?

my memory isn`t what it used to be.

I get confused. wh why am I so old???

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359247

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>American reporting

Jesus Christ

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359248

>>359246

top i am gay

>>359245

>tfw no supply of premade fresh sandwiches from the shop that came delivered(for free of course) every day in a strict quantity so I couldn't just eat them non-stop

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd414f No.359249

>>359247

imagine being that cow

the only one of your kind

and the only other cows you see are brown manlets

but they are your friends anyway

but they keep disappearing and never coming back

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359250

File: 96cd1762d697668⋯.png (1.43 MB,1440x1760,9:11,ClipboardImage.png)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359251

>>359249

>tfw the cow world is the same as the human world and manlets will be purged while the tall chads replace them

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359252

>>359249

lel and i am gay also

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359253

why are you gay?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

6b782f No.359254

>>359242

Are you saying you're too thick lad?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359255

>>359253

He thinks being gay is cool because cool people like me keep saying I am gay but he doesn't know it is just a filter smh

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359256

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359257

>>359255

silly old man rofl xp

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359258

>>359255

you told me i`d be accepted if I "came out"

I just wanna fit in, be accepted, part of your community

please don`t ban me

I don`t get out. no one visits except the meals on wheels lady and I KNOW she spits in my bangers and mash

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359259

File: 5a9710fb5e757f4⋯.png (99.72 KB,320x320,1:1,pepe-transparent-gun-4.png)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359260

>>359257

i just want to call black people names

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd414f No.359261

File: 195efc4db8a4b27⋯.png (300.78 KB,500x500,1:1,jokerpepe.png)

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN HE'S GOING TO SAY THE N WORD

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359262

File: 669f652f022d639⋯.jpg (41.6 KB,652x437,652:437,ducks.jpg)

>tfw the salad was not moist enough to stop me getting thirsty after eating the sandwich

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359263

>>359261

Joe Kerr is a great lad

You should meet his brother Nick

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359264

File: 1a1345436e75779⋯.png (192.19 KB,500x375,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359265

>>359261

Can't wait for the film

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359266

File: 449a713d4d439c1⋯.jpg (6.78 KB,148x235,148:235,article-2036437-0DD81FD700….jpg)

this scares me.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd414f No.359267

>>359265

what about watching an old batman film tonight?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359268

>>359264

no zoomers, doomers, boomers, or bloomers

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

57ca6b No.359269

Make a new thread

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359270

>>359267

no thanks

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd414f No.359271

File: dfc090f5f092954⋯.png (349.61 KB,480x480,1:1,sadfrog9.png)

gloomers are ok then?

aright

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359272

>>359271

fuck off Lew

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359273

wait what the fuck is a gloomer

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

cd05b2 No.359274

File: 21f0b2ddd19db84⋯.jpg (98.19 KB,750x750,1:1,1547227441906.jpg)

joomers are welcome

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

57ca6b No.359275

File: cdf45cdc60f61aa⋯.jpg (15.64 KB,404x315,404:315,Jewess 533.jpg)

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359276

File: 8eade6d2e1e7553⋯.jpg (47.86 KB,300x350,6:7,1520695_20160921LewisAlaju….jpg)

booners not!

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

d6cc28 No.359277

>watch Pointless

>fit Welsh mummies on

yum

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

0c828c No.359278

>>359276

also scares me

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

e0e377 No.359279

File: 9b7151bc3c46671⋯.gif (848.78 KB,500x281,500:281,1548241930376.gif)

sum1 maek thred

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

1d83c9 No.359280

File: 80527a2e6e58370⋯.jpg (27.13 KB,708x480,59:40,80527a2e6e5837052a57ab6007….jpg)

we will never get a new thread. this is the end

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

d6cc28 No.359281

File: 4482aaa28480506⋯.jpg (58.22 KB,1024x576,16:9,Isabel Oakeshott 2.jpg)

h

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

d6cc28 No.359282

File: e3eb42a51bd0db8⋯.png (1.04 MB,852x1390,426:695,Leanne wood.png)

k

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

57ca6b No.359283

File: 4be01d08ce230d3⋯.jpg (298.62 KB,968x1192,121:149,Queen Jew 1.jpg)

INDEX

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

d6cc28 No.359284

File: ca8ea4ca60caa2d⋯.jpg (213.18 KB,720x1080,2:3,Liz Truss.jpg)

j

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

d6cc28 No.359285

File: f278d38985a2c4a⋯.png (545.9 KB,917x585,917:585,mummy milker.png)

last

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.



[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Random][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]