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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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fc1193 No.355526 [View All]

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b24228 No.356231

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336b00 No.356232

>>356228

Only did it the once, wasn't particularly good tbh

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20704e No.356233

File: c35cbbad4d7ec5e⋯.jpg (59.67 KB,782x788,391:394,1459880202899.jpg)

>>356230

Spicing up the sex life innit lad.

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07e31a No.356234

File: 2a2d92ea76bb673⋯.png (2.89 MB,1554x2174,777:1087,07f69470fd10d0bc3869862a50….png)

>>356219

It's not gay cause a lass is doing it

>>356220

but partaking in degenerate acts with someone you love can bring the two of you closer together

and in moderation and if no1 is being hurt what's the harm?

fyi I've suffered no permanent damage, I only did it a few times with her

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b24228 No.356235

>>356232

No? Probably had to prepare for it too

>>356234

Doesn't work like that lad

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35a984 No.356236

File: f0789d08d288722⋯.png (358.12 KB,654x472,327:236,ClipboardImage.png)

>that truck that got stuck in a small neighbourhood

what a shitty start to the day that must be

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20704e No.356237

File: 32ef316ef7b483b⋯.png (989.4 KB,1110x944,555:472,1411594645646.png)

>>356234

>I only did it a few times with her

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21c048 No.356238

>>356234

ehit just grosses me out, it's unnatural, not something that I have any interest in doing

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a4d784 No.356239

>>356238

>it's unnatural

just like your taste for shaved pubic hair

yet you will deny it is unnatural

saying >dood its groooss!!! isnt logical or an argument

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f01c13 No.356240

That sweetcorn tom thumb moment as it`s pulled out.

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20704e No.356241

File: b78aaa9ec470779⋯.jpg (88.29 KB,794x794,1:1,1421198489609.jpg)

Lads… wtf is wrong with you all.

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eb8759 No.356242

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a4d784 No.356243

>>356241

bad parenting

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35a984 No.356244

File: 3c823e519aef811⋯.png (639.4 KB,625x919,625:919,ClipboardImage.png)

Jew or Chink? What's it gonna be?

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336b00 No.356245

>>356240

I don't even know what this means, why do you kids insist on speaking this weird patois these days smh in day it was all different

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f01c13 No.356246

>>356244

baseball bat tbh

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20704e No.356247

>>356243

Bad society tbh.

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a4d784 No.356248

File: 34a3b4fa5dd0469⋯.gif (1.39 MB,332x369,332:369,boooobz.gif)

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20704e No.356249

>>356244

Is that a man.

>just

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a4d784 No.356250

>>356247

we live in a society

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20704e No.356251

File: 2e042abcb798a12⋯.jpg (10.22 KB,293x282,293:282,1422270138618.jpg)

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07e31a No.356252

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>>356235

>Doesn't work like that lad

what if the lass uses her finger(s) while they're covered up in a rubber? is it gay then? everyone has finger(mostly everyone)

>>356237

yea, that particular act was left for special occasions

>>356238

Yeah, I know and understand that it's not for everyone.

speaking from experience it's not gross at all when the right safety steps are taken

and the unnaturalness is part of the fun

>>356244

Well, idk what things will be like under the Chinese. So, Charnese it is I guess

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35a984 No.356253

File: 1a5ab5489538cc9⋯.png (119.31 KB,208x353,208:353,ClipboardImage.png)

>>356249

It's a female that bore this handsome specimen

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a4d784 No.356254

File: 81e0a6b13db38a5⋯.jpg (85.12 KB,572x781,52:71,hagrid.jpg)

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35a984 No.356255

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB,525x468,175:156,939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

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336b00 No.356256

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07e31a No.356257

File: 6dadb9c5b394f96⋯.jpg (51.54 KB,500x414,250:207,51WKALHgDYL.jpg)

>>356253

Geez

I'm still hoping that pic has been edited

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f01c13 No.356258

File: b84b797c41dd963⋯.png (56.16 KB,676x1248,13:24,Fishnet Pepe.png)

>>356245

you never heard the cautionary tale of "going there" only to pull out with a kernel upon the member? was much publicised in my day

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b24228 No.356259

>>356258

Keek same here lad

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20704e No.356260

File: a1681dac7ecb6d0⋯.jpg (9.33 KB,383x382,383:382,1422237833837.jpg)

>>356252

>special occasions

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20704e No.356261

File: 4822cec8c30cb2a⋯.jpg (6.06 KB,168x211,168:211,1411563043528.jpg)

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f5586f No.356262

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21c048 No.356263

>>356239

either waxed, shaved, or neatly groomed into a flattering style, like a landing strip or triangle. a bush looks awful, in my opinion. if you like that, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with it, it's not harmful like anal. but I think it's bad taste, personally

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a4d784 No.356264

>356263

your opinion is wrong, in fact all your opinions aside from a couple are wrong, you are a broken clock

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35a984 No.356265

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f01c13 No.356266

>>356263

this 100%

when eating the dish must be fresh and nicely presented. eat ALL day then!

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a4d784 No.356267

>>356266

if you eat pussy you are a faggot

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336b00 No.356268

>>356262

Oh good another opportunity for women to acquire resources by existing

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85015c No.356269

>>356265

>cityslickers

smh

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a4d784 No.356270

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f01c13 No.356271

>>356267

colour me faggot then. LOVE cunni

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85015c No.356272

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>>356270

i got this captcha, lel

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336b00 No.356273

>>356263

>it's not harmful

umm but bushy is its natural state

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f5586f No.356274

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b24228 No.356275

>>356267

I disagree, just don't make a habit of it

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a4d784 No.356276

>>356271

youre a strange one

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f01c13 No.356277

>>356276

is NO higher turn on than seeing her turned on. love it!

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8cc7f3 No.356278

>>356274

Did she get killed after telling the guy this?

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b24228 No.356279

>>356277

This, if only one of you is enjoying it then what's the point?

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a4d784 No.356280

>>356277

women dont get turned on

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