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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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6afc6e No.354783 [View All]

Brexit: Theresa May meets party leaders to try to break deadlock

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46901217

Party leaders and senior MPs have been meeting Theresa May to try to find a compromise on Brexit after her withdrawal deal was rejected by MPs.

>But Labour's Jeremy Corbyn called the talks a "stunt" and will not take part unless a "no deal" Brexit is ruled out.

>Senior politicians on all sides have also been meeting with cabinet ministers to try to find a way forward.

>The PM will publish a new plan on Monday with a full debate and key vote scheduled for Tuesday, 29 January.

Nuclear plant in Anglesey suspended by Hitachi

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46900918

Hitachi has said it will suspend work on a multi-billion-pound UK nuclear project because of rising costs.

>The decision puts thousands of jobs at risk if the £13bn plant at Wylfa Newydd in Anglesey, north Wales, is scrapped.

>The Japanese firm had been in talks with the UK government since June about funding for the project, which was being built by its Horizon subsidiary.

>The government said it had failed to agree terms with Hitachi. The nuclear industry said it was "disappointing".

Tony Blair: No deal Brexit 'catastrophic' for UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-46905578/tony-blair-no-deal-brexit-catastrophic-for-uk

>Threatening a no deal Brexit "is a problem for the EU", but a "catastrophe" for the UK, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told the Today programme.

>He said it would cause "enormous" and "profound damage" to the UK economy.

>Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal was voted down on Tuesday. There are now 71 days to go until the UK is due to leave the EU on 29 March.

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4dcd8e No.355477

File: 3527e9dc0fd33ec⋯.png (861.93 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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8d1ccb No.355478

File: 350428674c05dc2⋯.png (256.61 KB,300x400,3:4,shreksnap4.png)

>>355474

I still don't get it

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4dcd8e No.355479

>>355478

Top fucking keek, that pic. Won't help ya anymore though

>>355476

Yeah I think this is one of the reasons people like being gay, dominating other men and cutting off their access to pussies.

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1e532d No.355480

>>355479

The more traps there are, and the more gays, then the more women are available to straight men. Think about it logically.

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8d1ccb No.355481

File: 8a8637a0e0a8133⋯.png (1.24 MB,900x710,90:71,shreksnap2.png)

delete that

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ffcd7e No.355482

>>355480

I still don't like how traps look tbh. Women just look softer.

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4dcd8e No.355483

>>355482

well they are men so

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1e532d No.355484

>>355482

they feel much softer as well

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8d1ccb No.355485

File: c37da27999f50f3⋯.png (227.97 KB,396x385,36:35,comfy5.png)

parsnip soup

parsnoup

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4dcd8e No.355486

File: d8e676f9b3ca19b⋯.png (52.82 KB,250x174,125:87,ClipboardImage.png)

>when somebody keeps talking to you after it's obvious you want to stop talking

Read the situation, dude

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ffcd7e No.355487

>>355484

I'm going touch some up this year.

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1e532d No.355488

i guess some people are just so dumb theres no point acknowledging them

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1e532d No.355489

>>355487

only touch one, make her your wife

>>355486

hate this

they are so normie and retarded that they end up being autistic

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4dcd8e No.355490

File: c1fa43077dcf77b⋯.jpg (155.82 KB,422x437,422:437,1417965789011.jpg)

>put headphones on

>their lips keep moving

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ffcd7e No.355491

>>355486

When I was at uni, I got a free laptop for being an autist. The technician they sent to deliver and set it up realised I was from London and kept telling me how much he hated London.

smh at employing autistic people to supply laptops to autistic students.

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4dcd8e No.355492

burger king food is too good smh I have to slow down

>>355491

KEEK. The people responsible for the laptops in high school were all autistic here too

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c04f7d No.355493

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4dcd8e No.355494

>>355493

*vaccinates child*

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ffcd7e No.355495

>>355493

At Uni level yea. I've avoided benefits as it seems really stressful.

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3cad32 No.355496

File: b484f62c4539617⋯.jpg (436.34 KB,552x720,23:30,68e031966e9187dc4a2b943a3a….jpg)

>>355486

I'm sorry

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1e532d No.355497

>>355494

The fact modern humans have to vaccinate to not die is hilarious

So stupid, fuck agriculture tbh

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4dcd8e No.355498

>>355496

Keek it was about dad smh, mum usually

>>355497

why fuck agriculture, lad?

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e28c4e No.355499

>>355476

>>355480

>Dortist is trying to justify his bisexuality

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1e532d No.355500

>>355498

more people = more chance of disease and uncleanliness

tbh

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375262 No.355501

File: 77b73453bc8a081⋯.jpg (340.14 KB,1872x604,468:151,522391788ffbe4f1188d7380f9….jpg)

Seems impossible to get a decent job these days unless you went to uni or are a female who gets paid for doing fuck all or are a man with connections, fuck this gay earth, thinking about just throwing myself into daftyism

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c1b20e No.355502

File: 8cb2eb3fc51baa1⋯.png (200.73 KB,751x800,751:800,Konata L´R.png)

>>355475

the western world is getting colonised by SEA-hapa race smh

at least buy a russian or something if you've got the money lad

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4dcd8e No.355503

>>355500

How about we reduce the population by killing dorshits?

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1e532d No.355504

>>355501

become a hobo like me

>>355503

how about we kill 22sts instead as they take up a higher food consumption

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ffcd7e No.355505

>>355475

Smh, even I think these guys are weird. If I get an east asian/sea gf, I'm not going be in those weird hug your midget gf from behind photos.

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1e532d No.355506

>>355502

can i buy you?

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2c5d42 No.355507

big pants, tbh.

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4dcd8e No.355508

File: 98978e07b6ed235⋯.png (33.46 KB,1010x528,505:264,fatting up plump Pembs.png)

>>355504

n-no we don't smh.

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375262 No.355509

>>355503

Lads it's not a joke,all the Indians and all the Africans need to be exterminated and the chinks forcefully reduced or else we will become literal slaves, we are merely at the beginnings of true global capital, things are going to get 10 times worse in every way, living a normal life as a normie man is going to be untenable in the West in the next 20 years, the only winners will be the Chads who always win regardless of the situation

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c1b20e No.355510

File: 24214b50d343a6a⋯.jpg (146.31 KB,600x800,3:4,__izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>355506

daddy can't even afford me lad, what makes you think you can

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375262 No.355511

>>355504

You a legit hobo or are you meming

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4dcd8e No.355512

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Top fucking keek. Trailer for debate in April

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2c5d42 No.355513

>>355475

>tallest lad has the most attractive one

>their level of attractiveness pretty much scales to how tall the man is

Manlets eternally btfo

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1e532d No.355514

>>355510

*unzips trousers*

>>355511

meming but i am going to go live in the middle of nowhere soon

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ffcd7e No.355515

>>355513

Filipinas are typically like 4 foot 11 inches to 5 foot 2 inches, so those men are probably all manlets.

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4dcd8e No.355516

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1e532d No.355517

>neo will never call you daddy

feels bad man

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3cad32 No.355518

File: b41793560cc1914⋯.jpg (159.53 KB,1242x845,1242:845,878.jpg)

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4dcd8e No.355519

>>355517

>Dad bod Neo

oof

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4dcd8e No.355520

>>355518

Keek you've aged

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4dcd8e No.355521

File: 8ed91ea7484a20d⋯.png (548.59 KB,467x627,467:627,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 22a24f231fcca48⋯.png (832.7 KB,1200x800,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

Which team are you on?

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4dcd8e No.355522

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>>355481

Here, lad

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1e532d No.355523

File: 30a6b3843e55c2c⋯.jpg (64.44 KB,640x424,80:53,6498ec18b667ebfd676872059c….jpg)

File: 8733e49e229b431⋯.jpg (40.91 KB,674x338,337:169,8733e49e229b431df267f16698….jpg)

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282718 No.355524

File: 3f51b56d4bbb105⋯.jpg (23.24 KB,564x424,141:106,Jewess 771.jpg)

>>355521

I'm with her

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4dcd8e No.355525

>>355523

Holy shit clean your room, bucko

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c1b20e No.355528

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