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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f37643 No.354068 [View All]

Brexit: Theresa May's deal is voted down in historic Commons defeat

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46885828

Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal has been rejected by 230 votes - the largest defeat for a sitting government in history.

>MPs voted by 432 votes to 202 to reject the deal, which sets out the terms of Britain's exit from the EU on 29 March.

>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.

>The confidence vote is expected to be held at about 1900 GMT on Wednesday.

Theresa May is incapable of admitting error or defeat - even in the most humiliating circumstances

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/01/15/theresa-may-incapable-admitting-error-defeat-even-humiliating/

>The inevitable words came in the peroration of her brief speech: “It is my duty (to deliver on the Referendum).” This is how Theresa May sees it. We must assume that this sentiment is sincere, however bizarrely, obsessively obtuse it may seem.

Revised UK child citizenship character test 'still poor'

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/15/updated-uk-child-citizenship-good-character-test-still-poor-say-campaigners

Guardian reported last year that hundreds of children had had applications denied

>The government has updated its guidance on how the “good character” requirement should be applied to children in citizenship applications, but campaigners say the move does not go far enough and are calling for it to be scrapped entirely.

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2579ee No.354738

>>354720

Then stop threatening them

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689745 No.354739

>>354730

Lad I don't remember why I made that pepe, not sure it's suppose to be the girl you posted.

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e532b0 No.354740

File: 0e239114964ccfd⋯.png (600.67 KB,688x800,43:50,ClipboardImage.png)

>>354739

It probably isn't, I think this was before I read Jojo. The hair is just similar

>>354737

wew

>>354735

So the gods aren't really real then?

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689745 No.354741

File: 87b85f3aa6f88d1⋯.png (139.2 KB,637x511,91:73,1453948759843845.png)

*Loses links I wanted to check out.*

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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356771 No.354742

File: 16961cc27916413⋯.webm (1.28 MB,720x720,1:1,doggie.webm)

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689745 No.354743

File: 54176d0471b3add⋯.mp4 (337.05 KB,400x400,1:1,1465829775917.mp4)

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cb0234 No.354744

File: 20738ef9d5bb1d5⋯.jpg (50.34 KB,640x360,16:9,sniff.jpg)

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3b61c6 No.354745

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB,600x640,15:16,just fuck my shit up.png)

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689745 No.354746

File: d41463235df7643⋯.png (70.39 KB,500x619,500:619,88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

>>354744

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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e532b0 No.354747

File: 9d0b50fb44dedd7⋯.png (466.26 KB,1200x675,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>354742

Go ahead. Smell it

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cb0234 No.354748

File: 9fc3ce87f2d09a5⋯.png (893.69 KB,795x1000,159:200,1547386647800.png)

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3b61c6 No.354749

this is honestly a low point

sort your shit out you retards

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2690d1 No.354750

File: 64f4a513b57f1ce⋯.jpg (200.64 KB,1000x1200,5:6,790.jpg)

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356771 No.354751

File: e7188247f4f36da⋯.png (340.1 KB,500x377,500:377,ClipboardImage.png)

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356771 No.354752

File: aa7be24559d6fe7⋯.gif (851.48 KB,493x340,29:20,doggie.gif)

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e532b0 No.354753

File: b1b0fb736e87f31⋯.mp4 (1.1 MB,576x1024,9:16,tik tok brap.mp4)

>>354749

<your gf

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4fb083 No.354754

File: 58d51280a8347c6⋯.png (16.22 KB,632x554,316:277,tbh17.png)

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689745 No.354755

File: ec2ac4130afc2bf⋯.jpg (11.83 KB,400x400,1:1,ec2ac4130afc2bf9eea259d264….jpg)

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cb0234 No.354756

File: 2bd980ecec85529⋯.jpg (109.69 KB,850x874,425:437,1531217777131.jpg)

>>354749

>>354750

lol

>>354753

not the worst gf to be had tbh

>>354751

>>354755

<pic

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689745 No.354757

File: 6f52c117a3efffa⋯.jpg (54.07 KB,839x605,839:605,1422287790516.jpg)

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689745 No.354758

File: 67f699a51cbdcdc⋯.gif (235.51 KB,300x168,25:14,1423614221754.gif)

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689745 No.354759

File: 50bc7607ca86740⋯.png (541.81 KB,665x943,665:943,1424871111983.png)

IMAGINE THE SMELL LADS

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356771 No.354760

File: 72736f4163562a6⋯.png (540 KB,650x483,650:483,ClipboardImage.png)

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2579ee No.354761

>>354740

They are very real lad, why would you say that?

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cb0234 No.354762

File: efe34ef493d68de⋯.jpg (1.99 MB,3374x2626,1687:1313,1542314630240.jpg)

>>354759

IMAGINE

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e532b0 No.354763

>>354761

I thought you said they were just made up by humans to more easily understand the One smh

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356771 No.354764

File: 2967d0e05853466⋯.png (5.16 MB,2592x1944,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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e532b0 No.354765

>>354762

Jesus that's puffy

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689745 No.354766

File: fd155fe66c87047⋯.jpg (46.85 KB,518x432,259:216,1456315467196.jpg)

>>354760

>>354762

>>354765

Dangerously puffy tbh probably a feminine cock in there.

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e532b0 No.354767

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>the myth I liked the most is the one that is most commonly known

>tfw not a cool contrarian

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e532b0 No.354768

>>354766

Doesn't look like a bulge to me

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356771 No.354769

File: cd55399ebbb1710⋯.gif (4.5 MB,301x265,301:265,doggie yes.gif)

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689745 No.354770

File: 09d88c798f28783⋯.jpg (57.81 KB,528x498,88:83,09d88c798f287830a246b78446….jpg)

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cb0234 No.354771

File: 234e0fcfa5d2875⋯.jpg (325.81 KB,1189x1600,1189:1600,1547385345887.jpg)

>>354764

>>354765

>>354766

>>354768

>>354770

She's female I can assure you

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689745 No.354772

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB,525x468,175:156,1a58f2d72fbad808b434719f12….png)

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2579ee No.354773

>>354763

No lad, they are all aspects and emanations of the One. Try to think of it like a company or government, there are many different departments that handle different aspects of the business yet they are all still one company. It's a slightly clumsy analogy but hopefully it makes sense

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689745 No.354774

File: 191cb7c89cbb83b⋯.jpg (43.55 KB,700x524,175:131,1424358187973.jpg)

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f244d6 No.354775

File: 058032de3ba0950⋯.png (1008.48 KB,707x965,707:965,058032de3ba09504343eef2a60….png)

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64d6c2 No.354776

>>354661

>One of the things that were highly suggested were taking photos of yourself on holiday/interesting places and pictures of you with friends/colleagues.

I could do this but I hate my own face so I won't.

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4fb083 No.354777

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Spoogy

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356771 No.354778

File: bbd37161915dacc⋯.png (513.17 KB,775x515,155:103,ClipboardImage.png)

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689745 No.354779

File: a1c45a80f2b69fc⋯.jpg (121.71 KB,636x926,318:463,470237695e43faaf034a0e8279….jpg)

>>354771

ENOUGH

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e532b0 No.354780

>>354771

>ywn bite her nails

>>354772

Just reading norse myths, lad

>>354773

I guess it kind of makes sense, but then *one* of the gods being the *one* doesn't make sense again

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2690d1 No.354781

File: deebda4686a15d8⋯.jpg (50.17 KB,564x567,188:189,Jewess 809.jpg)

>>354766

>first time unfiltering you to see what you said

>it's that post

I couldn't imagine you'd get much worse than you already were, but holy fuck you should be ashamed. smh.

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cb0234 No.354782

File: 254afbb1a4eb77f⋯.jpg (66.35 KB,1244x668,311:167,63636.jpg)

>>354777

Se~no!

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356771 No.354784

File: 278a763371d4922⋯.png (292.38 KB,678x438,113:73,ClipboardImage.png)

wish pitbulls weren't so vicious

find them quite cute tbh

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cb0234 No.354785

File: c4930e60aeccc95⋯.png (1.04 MB,1024x1448,128:181,1542097514371.png)

>>354776

dw lad I hate my face too

dont think im gonna make a legit tinder profile tbh smh

>>354780

you'd make a mess of her nails lad smh

>>354779

no

>>354778

snifffffffffffffff

>>354784

they are the niggers of the dog world

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aca75b No.354786

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689745 No.354787

File: 7645cba0c8cdf5d⋯.jpg (607.25 KB,1334x750,667:375,144565434426524.jpg)

>>354781

Hahahaha.

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64d6c2 No.354788

>saw the nurse today, she implied I hadn't washed because I still had my injection plasters on from last week, I stammered 'reference points'

Ironically I had actually washed

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