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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b9eb03 No.351961 [View All]

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fafcb0 No.352556

File: aa1aede3854f33a⋯.png (1.08 MB,800x600,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn collect midges and make them compete in Olympic and novelty style sporting competitions for your own amusement

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3187b7 No.352557

>>352556

they look so weird

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db1145 No.352558

>>352556

Midgets are so weird. They're just normal people in little bodies, but it feels like you have to treat them like babies or animals. Brain heck.

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3187b7 No.352559

>>352558

it's funny how they get offended by "midget" and prefer "little person" as if that's any better

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727daf No.352560

File: 73f550f7ec00b7b⋯.jpg (229.7 KB,1920x1080,16:9,11411.jpg)

I want to put my dick in rocket trooper

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727daf No.352561

File: 2321c3906052683⋯.jpg (83.52 KB,615x490,123:98,515.jpg)

Thanks for the games btw Spiclad

GGs

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3187b7 No.352562

it's like fat people with "person of size" as if that's any better than saying "fat" kek

>>352560

>no twi'lek hamster wheeler gf

>>352561

you too, lad

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fafcb0 No.352563

File: adb4dc71fe552cb⋯.png (709.97 KB,634x652,317:326,ClipboardImage.png)

This is my favourite person of size. Truly, there's no comparison.

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fafcb0 No.352564

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Okay this is my favourite deceased person of size.

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0d1408 No.352565

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Cringe.

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fafcb0 No.352566

File: f3da99c5c921e3d⋯.webm (1.46 MB,360x360,1:1,dog thrown out of plane.webm)

Horrific.

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d0d6b6 No.352567

Good morning. I hope you enjoyed church this morning.

>>352563

Good morning lad. If you eat a proper breakfast, such as a fry-up, then I'm sure you can reach such a grand size too.

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e3386d No.352568

File: bf8dccbcedd00c8⋯.jpg (452.77 KB,1366x768,683:384,ck2cor.jpg)

Awful thread

needs more anti-anglo posting

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a593d3 No.352569

>>352534

this is actually terrifying lad

a tranny transspecies humanimal

freaky

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a593d3 No.352570

File: 2e08ca1c3a7debf⋯.png (372.19 KB,521x501,521:501,ClipboardImage.png)

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ca2e50 No.352571

File: bc8c355dbac0e51⋯.jpg (744.82 KB,1150x2000,23:40,makise_kurisu_steins_gate_….jpg)

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a593d3 No.352572

File: f59dbe3877e371c⋯.png (516.07 KB,655x628,655:628,ClipboardImage.png)

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fafcb0 No.352573

>>352572

>not talk to girls

But I talk to myself all the time.

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0d1408 No.352574

Anyone feel scared when they're outnumbered by xenos in their direct vicinity?

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a593d3 No.352575

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB,1140x798,10:7,2.png)

>>352573

NO

bragging

this is an r9brit SAFE SPACE

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fafcb0 No.352576

>>352575

>just told myself "washing time"

Jelly?

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a593d3 No.352577

>>352574

yes

carry weaponry

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a593d3 No.352578

File: 437c6e8512a4ae1⋯.png (63.18 KB,249x250,249:250,sweaty2.png)

>>352576

NO

titillating

this is a /nofap/ safe space

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fafcb0 No.352579

>>352578

*I mutter to myself as I load the washing machine with black socks, my grey jumper, and my work trousers*

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a593d3 No.352580

File: e84c97e445bf63a⋯.png (84.51 KB,255x223,255:223,eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.png)

>in a public laundromat and she bends over to put the washing in

wait no

STOP IT

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8df32a No.352581

>>352574

No, I'm in a safe spot, only seen token wogs in my local towns and villages the number is increasing though

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fafcb0 No.352582

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a593d3 No.352583

File: bd1e0d753293202⋯.png (261.15 KB,365x528,365:528,ClipboardImage.png)

>they are STILL bullying the kind old man and proper scientist who discovered DNA

AAAAAAAAAAAGH

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fafcb0 No.352584

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>this is as feminine as all trannies

But at least people love Mr Bean.

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8df32a No.352585

>>352581

>It's another Suffolk forgets his flag episode

smh

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a593d3 No.352586

File: edf7891b1b708a4⋯.png (1.01 MB,1179x621,131:69,ClipboardImage.png)

always makes me keek

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e3386d No.352587

>>352574

yeah

those "people" from weymouth really scare me tbh

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b7550c No.352588

>>352586

What does?

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b7550c No.352589

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB,689x795,13:15,1534353941931.jpg)

>cat jumps unto your lap when you have to get up and go to the bathroom

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a593d3 No.352590

File: 689bc394438efeb⋯.png (52.96 KB,557x605,557:605,nigok.png)

>>352588

the IQ map

>big brain chinks who totally aren't cheating

>Israel is just as shit as the other middle eastern countries

>Africa and the nigger islands off of america

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b7550c No.352591

File: 95458173aad1293⋯.png (21.42 KB,657x527,657:527,95458173aad12933cacdbe5580….png)

>>352590

>chinks cheating

lad?

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a593d3 No.352592

File: c0e3a24289f38a1⋯.png (485.64 KB,3516x2264,879:566,chinkpepe3.png)

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a593d3 No.352593

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*walks slowly forward

let's watch some war kino later tbh

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b7550c No.352594

>>352593

>they keep being shot forever but never reaches the enemy

keek

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a593d3 No.352595

>>352594

it was a very long walk to be fair

long enough that they broke before getting to range and giving their own volley iirc, let alone actually charging with bayonets forward

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b7550c No.352596

File: 318007269337b87⋯.png (560.42 KB,807x917,807:917,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no husband to divorce

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0d1408 No.352597

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New camera and self loathing

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b7550c No.352598

>>352597

*donates*

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a593d3 No.352599

>>352596

god I hate women

divorce is such bullshit

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a593d3 No.352600

File: 281d1f1cd4e6eac⋯.png (622.43 KB,667x500,667:500,trannyjak.png)

>noflag gave no indications of being doogle earlier in the thread

>is now wearing the TTPW flag

scared tbh lads

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fafcb0 No.352601

>cousin with the chink wife is ranting about Brexit on Facebook

>still hasn't thanked us for the Christmas present mummy got (my sister and I had to do the shopping for it tbh) for their little chicken ball

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a593d3 No.352602

>>352601

blank them tbh

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b7550c No.352603

File: b94c789ddcb9b08⋯.png (185.59 KB,626x521,626:521,2a25c5b232a3a9421e5e7a04e3….png)

>>352600

Oh he's back

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b7550c No.352605

>>352601

You gave them food for Christmas?

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d0d6b6 No.352606

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