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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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8d3123 No.351255 [View All]

Parliament REFUSES Petition to Debate UN Migrant Pact: ‘Already Been Agreed’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/11/parliament-refuses-petition-debate-migrant-pact-already-agreed/

Paranoia: Macron Govt Wonders if Italy, ‘Foreign Powers’ Funding Yellow Vests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/11/macron-party-mp-floats-idea-foreign-powers-funding-violent-yellow-vests/

‘European Spring’: Italy’s Salvini Building Alliance with Poland to ‘Save Europe’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/european-spring-italys-salvini-building-alliance-with-poland-to-save-europe/

Macron Govt: Yellow Vests Have Destroyed 60 Percent of France’s Speed Cameras

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/macron-govt-yellow-vests-destroyed-60-percent-french-speed-cameras/

Brexit Was a Crazed, Sinister, Disastrous Plot, Explains Cumberbatch TV Drama

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/01/10/delingpole-brexit-crazed-sinister-disastrous-plot-explains-cumberbatch-tv-drama/

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a5ad5e No.351912

>>351911

*gives it to you*

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08eb1e No.351913

>>351912

yay.

*goes to bed and leaves the board to fester

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a5ad5e No.351914

wouldnt mind having sex with a nice 40-60 year old woman

or any woman for that matter tbqh

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f0d04c No.351915

File: b9ac08b6ea89aba⋯.png (118.86 KB,396x385,36:35,b9ac08b6ea89aba824bc58a2d7….png)

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a5ad5e No.351916

16 to 60

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f0d04c No.351917

>>351916

16-25, white, and virginal for waifu; 16-39 for fugg

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a5ad5e No.351918

something you'll never get lol!

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acf230 No.351919

File: 435de388a69bf00⋯.jpg (90.26 KB,538x557,538:557,Jewess 109.jpg)

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f0d04c No.351920

File: 27ab123cf5d433f⋯.png (53.64 KB,728x720,91:90,jewess.png)

>>351919

>what appears to be an attractive white woman but if you look it up she's actually 2% jewish

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acf230 No.351921

File: 7e55c9c51dea50c⋯.jpg (59.39 KB,640x640,1:1,Jewess 87.jpg)

>>351920

You're so ignorant it's not even worth countering your point.

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acf230 No.351922

File: 6a93d78c097da94⋯.jpg (45.02 KB,1080x910,108:91,Jewess 725jpg.jpg)

>>351920

I'll tell you once: You literally only think with your dick. It seems your only sense whether someone is attractive is if they're physically beautiful, but whether they've got a nice content of character doesn't have any play in your motivation at all. It's literally just 'muh dick', and I have no respect for that.

What is beautiful about a jewess, other than their obviously (((divine))) appearance, is their sense of tradition and family. It's sharing in the whole family's close ties to eachother; a tie that preserved jewishness since the destruction of the third temple to the rebirth of Israel.

You will never understand this form of beauty.

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a5ad5e No.351923

File: 8e3a5c36ed5ddf6⋯.jpg (87.9 KB,334x334,1:1,1544556700265.jpg)

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f0d04c No.351924

>>351922

jews are the ugliest on the inside of them all, by far. they're sick, derranged, cruel, they have no moral values, their entire consciousness is disgusting

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a5ad5e No.351925

>they have no moral values

ironic coming from you keek

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f0d04c No.351926

>>351925

like he has a point saying I'm all "muh dik"-mode and all that but the argument that jewesses have internal beauty is a crock of bullshit, they are the ugliest creatures on the world on the inside

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a5ad5e No.351927

you are the ugliest creature in the world on the inside AND out

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a5ad5e No.351928

la creatura

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6d10b1 No.351929

File: 4c24e675687b0b8⋯.png (462.82 KB,470x656,235:328,ClipboardImage.png)

File: f58988b7b523265⋯.png (462.05 KB,470x656,235:328,ClipboardImage.png)

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File: 4ed0c4ef21dc3cb⋯.png (1.09 MB,962x542,481:271,ClipboardImage.png)

FRESH

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a5ad5e No.351930

dunno whether to get a camo tarp or an green or brown one

hmm

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a5ad5e No.351931

>>351929

ok this is epic

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a5ad5e No.351932

need a nice knife too

one with a nice handle

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6d10b1 No.351933

File: ae803782a0c157f⋯.png (609.8 KB,850x1158,425:579,ClipboardImage.png)

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a5ad5e No.351934

>>351933

cringe

i bet you unironically use something like this

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6d10b1 No.351935

>>351934

I used to. I can use a knife and fork properly now.

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a5ad5e No.351936

>>351935

why not just use your hands instead?

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f0d04c No.351937

File: 0348edecf7a4a7c⋯.png (346.58 KB,628x719,628:719,0348edecf7a4a7cb7816046fdb….png)

>>351933

>>351935

>tfw no autist daughter to eat breakfast with on a sunday morning

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a5ad5e No.351938

think i will have to get the brown tart, camo is a bit more pricey and i only have about £100 to spend on everything smh

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a5ad5e No.351939

>tart

keek

i mean tarp

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6d10b1 No.351940

>>351936

Because I'm not a savage paki.

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acf230 No.351941

>>351937

>>tfw no autist daughter to eat breakfast with on a sunday morning

Yeah, that's pretty adorable

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bd4590 No.351942

>>351937

>tfw no autist gang of sons to play round the clock ping pong with on a late Sunday afternoon.

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a5ad5e No.351943

>>351940

youre a civilised cuck weakling instead

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6d10b1 No.351944

>>351942

>round the clock ping pong

Is that the game where you hit the ball, then run around the other side of the table to hit it again? The game works best with three or more of course, pretty much impossible to play with just two people.

If so, that's my favourite sporting activity. It's the only time I ever enjoyed PE at school. I adore ping pong.

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bd4590 No.351945

>>351944

Yes, that's it, I love it too tbh.

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6d10b1 No.351946

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AHHH IT'S SO MUCH FUN!

It was great to spice the game up a little and play a trivia game while doing it. Each time you hit you had to say something like a world capital or a monarch. Or even just playing the alphabet game where you have to say the name of an animal, city, film, book etc. beginning with each letter of the alphabet.

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bd4590 No.351947

>>351944

How quickly did the rallies become spiteful at your school?

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bd4590 No.351948

>>351946

It was a bit like patball as well tbh.

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6d10b1 No.351949

>>351947

It was generally okay. People opted to take ping pong when they either couldn't be bothered with PE or just adored ping pong. My group was the only one who really got into it. I believe there was seven of us around one table and it was the reason why ping pong was eventually cancelled because the PE teachers thought the nerds who hated PE and had finally found something they were good at were not doing enough physical activity while calling out the names of branded foods and dead celebrities.

>>351948

We never played that and I'm not sure what it is.

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6d10b1 No.351950

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LEVEL ONE ONE

BEEP

LEVEL ONE TWO

BEEP

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a5ad5e No.351951

shut up

thats all gay

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bd4590 No.351952

>>351949

>patball

We'd bounce a tennis ball or bouncy ball against a wall, then you have to return it by tapping it with your hand (not allowing it to bounce more than once on the floor). There were exceptions you could say like 'obs' etc. Diffferent types of shots were called things like 'lowcuts' etc.

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acf230 No.351953

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Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Will Durant, co-author with his wife, Ariel, of the best-selling “The Story of Civilization,” died in 1981. Before his death, he mentioned several times a new book he was writing. However, no one could find this mysterious manuscript until last year, when his granddaughter discovered it in a box in her attic.

So here at last are the celebrated historian’s opinions about life, the universe and everything.

Things start promisingly enough. Mr. Durant’s writing voice is modest, warm and wise, like a beloved grandfather. In his preface, he states, “Here I am, going on 95 … at my age, a man is deeply rooted in the ways or views of his youth, and is almost constitutionally incapable of understanding the changing world that assails him … .”

If only he had listened to himself. His opinions on African-Americans, women, education, the future, the past … all are hopelessly outdated, the pronouncements of a well-off, self-satisfied and cranky old man.

His thoughts on religion: that everyone should adopt the principles of Christianity, behaving as if all men were brothers. “It is difficult to imagine how anyone could improve upon this outline of a faith for the modern soul,” he writes. Unfortunately, in making this assertion, he seems to belittle other faiths by implying that Christianity is the first and only religion to hold this ideal.

On African-Americans, Mr. Durant makes generalized statements about their history up to the 1970s, writing that, “…[T]he progress of technology deprived most black men of a place in industry; they became dependent upon relief, or charity, or their wives — who cleaned white homes to maintain black hovels.”

He points to his involvement in a 1943 civil rights movement to establish his progressive credibility, never quite understanding that what might have been considered progressive in 1943 had been bypassed 20-plus years later. He also thinks the problems faced by black people can be solved by “extended and expanded education,” an idea for which he provides no detail. In short, his tone is patronizing, his description of problems over generalized and his solutions simplistic.

When he discusses women, he can imagine only one fitting occupation for them: that of full-time mother. “As for a girl, it will avail her nothing to know a foreign language, archaeology, and trigonometry, if she cannot manage a home, a husband, and a child; fidelity is nourished through the stomach, and good pies do more for monogamy than all the languages that have ever died. One tongue is enough for any woman, and a good mother is worth a thousand Ph.D.s,” he states.

Girls should study separately from boys, he writes, and their teachers should only be “educated mothers.” He does envision them learning nature, literature and science. But boys, taught by “educated men or gentlemen,” should learn history, science, religion, philosophy, friendship, nature, literature, art, patriotism, carpentry, plumbing…everything except foreign languages because Mr. Durant didn’t like studying them and therefore sees no use for them. He did not foresee that knowing foreign languages might be critically important in the future, as the world became more interconnected.

On politics, he is an apologist for communism, excusing the millions of people murdered, starved and worked to death by Russia’s communist government on the grounds that communism brought Russians “to a level of prosperity unknown to them in Czarist days.”

He ponders “whether state control of production in communist countries would allow sufficient competition … to realize similar benefits to the consumer” as capitalist production. History has provided an unequivocal answer to that question: no. And he is an uncritical advocate of the welfare state, not acknowledging its vulnerability to abuse without accountability.

Mr. Durant does predict the future in one way: the electric car. Beyond that, however, his outlook is short-sighted, his perspective outdated, his tone condescending and his language often bordering on the affected. He is a product of his time and place, and all his erudition can’t save him from it.

https://www.post-gazette.com/ae/books/2015/02/22/Fallen-Leaves-A-posthumous-Will-Durant-tome-was-better-off-undiscovered/stories/201502220028

He strums the sensibilities of my being wonderfully, lads. Everything except his prioritizing industry over the the lives of millions of people hits home with me.

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bd4590 No.351954

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bd4590 No.351955

>>351951

What's your beep test score boyo?

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a5ad5e No.351956

>>351955

you tell me

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a5ad5e No.351957

>4-5 days for a delivery

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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f0d04c No.351958

File: ad70ba963293973⋯.png (66.71 KB,296x715,296:715,(you).png)

good knight

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bd4590 No.351959

File: daaaea18538f29e⋯.jpg (232.92 KB,1200x900,4:3,1200px-Ishizuchi_Chains_Do….JPG)

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bd4590 No.351960

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8d3123 No.351963

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