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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: c72dfed0a292185⋯.mp4 (10.12 MB,320x568,40:71,c72dfed0a292185e1d86ae6ec8….mp4)

7eab3c No.349844 [View All]

'We lost nearly £10k to TV licence scammers'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46765681

When Jerry Tack received an email saying the TV licence needed paying, he didn't think twice about it.

>Nothing seemed suspicious about the website he clicked on, so he entered his bank details - and began a chain of events that would lose him £9,900.

>Jerry, from Hampshire, was among thousands contacted in what police called a "particularly nasty" fraud.

>But the banks say they cannot reimburse customers who have mistakenly authorised payments to fraudsters.

Brexit: Date for vote on Theresa May's deal confirmed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46777987

MPs will vote on Theresa May's Brexit deal on Tuesday, 15 January, government sources have confirmed.

>The Commons vote was called off last month by the PM, who was facing defeat, but sources have told the BBC the vote will not be delayed again.

>It is also understood the government will set out further reassurances on the controversial backstop.

>Meanwhile, more than 200 MPs have signed a letter to Theresa May, urging her to rule out a no-deal Brexit.

Surrey train stabbing: Suspect Darren Pencille refuses to enter plea, claiming he is 'paranoid'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/07/man-accused-stabbing-fellow-passenger-death-commuter-train-refuses/

>A man accused of the fatal stabbing of a fellow train passenger refused to stand and did not enter a plea as he appeared in court this morning.

>Wearing a grey tracksuit and black, thick-rimmed glasses, Darren Pencille stood initially as he was flanked by two guards before then speaking to magistrates from the floor of the dock.

>While sitting down and not visible, he said: “People are making me paranoid. Can I just talk to you like this?”

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687443 No.350490

>when u think u hear audio hallucinations but its neighbours

ahhh

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a8f0ea No.350491

File: 024bbc3b9539244⋯.jpg (805.37 KB,2769x4096,2769:4096,6236363.jpg)

>>350488

When comparing myself to Wessex who is a literal garbage eater and Dorset who admits to spying on innocent people irl I would say I won at life, but if we're talking about what happened in this thread then I would say I won over the lying bullies who couldn't refute what I said about Anprim's meltdown. I also won at exposing the fact they would rather side with a known doxxer(Anprim) than someone who harmlessly shitposts(me)

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695a26 No.350492

File: ccdf0ac20c1d4ca⋯.png (823.78 KB,800x600,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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687443 No.350493

not shat for like 3 days i really need to go but mums in bathroom FUUUUUUUUCK

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695a26 No.350494

>>350493

shit outside the bathroom door or in her bed

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a8f0ea No.350495

File: 76cf43a190947e3⋯.jpg (31.36 KB,634x524,317:262,8304054-6572245-image-a-14….jpg)

File: cb2fff30b1ca8fc⋯.jpg (25.63 KB,306x475,306:475,8304040-6572245-image-a-13….jpg)

EPIC

Eight men have killed themselves after being snared by paedophile-hunting vigilantes then exposed online

>At least eight men have taken their own lives after being branded paedophiles

>They have committed suicide after being shamed online by vigilante groups

>The men died within days of being filmed by so-called 'paedophile hunters'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6572245/Eight-men-killed-snared-paedophile-hunting-vigilantes.html

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9458d3 No.350496

>>350491

>When comparing myself to Wessex who is a literal garbage eater and Dorset who admits to spying on innocent people irl I would say I won at life

By your own value structure, I suppose you can say so, but you don't know either of them outside of the internet so it doesn't matter anymore than feeling superior to a fictional character.

>but if we're talking about what happened in this thread then I would say I won over the lying bullies who couldn't refute what I said about Anprim's meltdown. I also won at exposing the fact they would rather side with a known doxxer(Anprim) than someone who harmlessly shitposts(me)

All you've achieved is getting self-righteously perturbed and filtered by two people on a board you frequent.

It's all just just silly and not worth engaging in.

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695a26 No.350497

File: 3546159fa5b2579⋯.png (135.2 KB,766x904,383:452,smugjew.png)

>I would say I won over the lying bullies who couldn't refute what I said about Anprim's meltdown

I guess faggots are a bit like jews and niggers, they literally believe they have done no wrong even if you catch them red handed lmao

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687443 No.350498

>>350497

he genuinely believes there was nothing wrong with posting gay porn

the absolute STATE

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a8f0ea No.350499

File: 0d7bc6cac7101ef⋯.jpg (104.37 KB,556x647,556:647,63416.jpg)

>>350496

>It's all just just silly and not worth engaging in.

They've been talking absolute crap about me on here for months and I've never really responded to it until today, and look what happens, they filter me. Wessex even admitted to wanting to kill me when we were watching a film together, if anyone is perturbed here, it's him/them.

You should have a go at them instead of me, they're the ones always bringing this up

>>350497

>catch them red handed

What are you even on about?

>>350498

I never said there wasn't anything wrong with my posts

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695a26 No.350500

File: 8938bc8134907e2⋯.png (132.79 KB,280x577,280:577,smugsuit.png)

>giving us free (you)s

imagine thinking being filtered means you still get to engage in conversation, what an absolute brainlet

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9458d3 No.350501

File: 511f69148fc3608⋯.jpg (27.86 KB,340x510,2:3,Queen Jew 34.jpg)

>>350499

Am I having a go at you? I was just curios as to to the whinging. Nobody gets hurt by internet bullying, if they're butthurt by you just let them moan. Kicking up dramafaggotry is lame.

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695a26 No.350502

File: 0b2528fda4b5c78⋯.png (242.35 KB,1024x888,128:111,smugsuit.png)

>>350501

the jock seeks attention and has the standard faggot's predilection for histrionic drama

the jock cannot gay if you disable his posts

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919e6a No.350503

File: a5df550dd96f757⋯.jpg (84.12 KB,906x915,302:305,DvGKl2KV4AARvEd.jpg)

absoluetly nothing gay about anime/cosplay posting

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9458d3 No.350504

>350503

>absoluetly nothing gay about anime/cosplay posting

what are you, a faggot?

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a8f0ea No.350505

File: 6f38a9b639fd7f2⋯.jpg (128.64 KB,1185x845,237:169,86bam86-107892669609340928….jpg)

>>350501

>Am I having a go at you?

felt like it, but then again I'm just used to people getting uppity at me on here for no reason so I just assumed you were having a go smh

>I was just curios as to to the whinging.

There's no whinging coming from me at least, I'm just responding to their bs

>if they're butthurt by you just let them moan.

okay fair enough

>Kicking up dramafaggotry is lame.

tbh

>>350503

This

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6acec0 No.350506

File: ff47243d4447d55⋯.png (525.4 KB,922x692,461:346,ard jewess 678.png)

>>350504

>weebshit is gay

>posts kikes

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695a26 No.350507

>mooneunuch

he is worse than jock

and on the perma on sight list

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9458d3 No.350508

>>350505

>felt like it, but then again I'm just used to people getting uppity at me on here for no reason so I just assumed you were having a go smh

I'm not a persecuter, lol. You can do whatever, m8. I'm just an inquirer; hardly critical.

>>350506

>doesn't like beautiful women

what are you, a faggot?

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695a26 No.350509

>>350508

worse than a faggot, he is literally ball-less lad

he behaves a bad as a tranny when it comes to shit stirring drama

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919e6a No.350510

File: 3e540d04f81ce6c⋯.jpg (181.23 KB,1448x2048,181:256,Dq1tzczU4AYVXNW.jpg)

>>350508

nobody is interested in your washed up middle aged hags

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9458d3 No.350511

File: 9ae35269038a10c⋯.jpg (92.88 KB,768x1024,3:4,Jewess 621.jpg)

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695a26 No.350512

File: 037105362b14d37⋯.png (22.99 KB,500x500,1:1,smilepepe.png)

>>350510

really like this pic tbh

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59a3bd No.350513

File: 76183de8a507023⋯.jpg (25.89 KB,337x404,337:404,e.jpg)

>>350507

>>350509

genuinely just using lincoln flag because i know niggers like you hate moon

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695a26 No.350514

yeah it's the eunuch

fuck off retard

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9458d3 No.350515

>>350513

>>350514

>he won't ever get his nads smashed by a beautiful j.ewess

smh, why even live.

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695a26 No.350516

File: 420995b5860b6bc⋯.png (979.78 KB,1618x1000,809:500,int maisieballposter.png)

>>350515

ah, you are a man of taste as well

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9458d3 No.350517

>>350516

lmao, yeah lad.

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f67198 No.350518

File: 04184d7f66b6c1f⋯.jpg (258.54 KB,620x906,310:453,whatsthepoint.jpg)

>>350514

why even give replies if you want me to fuck off tbqh

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78bdae No.350519

>>350495

Shame more with other sexual perversions and reprobate minds (sodomites, tranners, gayists, etc) are protected by the state and can't be encouraged to off themselves too.

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f67198 No.350520

only burning free vpns anyway

>>350518

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695a26 No.350521

File: 8f7c38e2594cc93⋯.png (347.77 KB,816x684,68:57,ropepepe2.png)

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687443 No.350522

worst shit ive ever had tbh

toilet blocked but luckily mum can unblock it before she goes to work

also my ass muscles probably are weak, meaning i should squat more

GRIM

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9458d3 No.350523

>>350522

I was thinking about screen capping every cringy thing you've said, but honestly I don't want to set down that path. Not even I have that much dedication.

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78bdae No.350524

>>350522

>worst sh*t

Stop shoving stuff up there then you queer.

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687443 No.350525

>>350523

everybody thinks like my posts

i just have the courage to post it

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9458d3 No.350526

File: 8e9ccdce86b3f72⋯.jpg (49.53 KB,615x615,1:1,Jewess 718.jpg)

>>350525

perhaps

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687443 No.350527

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (293.38 KB,1080x1350,4:5,1545866915095.jpg)

i wouldnt mind fucking her footpussy tbh

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9458d3 No.350528

>>350527

I literally have zero attraction to this woman, nor any of the other women you or spic lad post.

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687443 No.350529

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB,645x773,645:773,1547005095714.png)

>>350528

youre gay tbh

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9458d3 No.350530

File: b8d022d09993587⋯.png (305.43 KB,401x395,401:395,421.png)

>>350529

I guess that's why I fit in well enough

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687443 No.350531

>want to work but autistically worried about the noise

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59dc8f No.350532

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687443 No.350533

>>350532

help me overcome it

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482196 No.350535

poo

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59dc8f No.350536

>>350533

Just do it anyway you nigger, what the fuck are they going to do?

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695a26 No.350537

File: f0d35e73609b027⋯.png (122.29 KB,750x1000,3:4,tardjak22.png)

>complaining about middle aged women doing zumba too loud last night

>can't even bear to smack some hammers and nails together in a shed or whatever

lad…

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482196 No.350538

test

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695a26 No.350539

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB,1228x1150,614:575,smh2.png)

hello bertie

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cd45ce No.350541

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