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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 55408981343fd6f⋯.mp4 (11.14 MB,426x240,71:40,577.mp4)

084e47 No.349116 [View All]

HMS Mersey, migrants and the Royal Navy

After declaring a “major incident” the Home Secretary has formally requested assistance from the MoD to deal with a growing number of migrants attempting to enter the UK by crossing the English Channel in small boats

>he Home office will pay the MoD the approximately £20,000 per day it costs to operate the ship and she will remain on station until relieved by the two UK Border Force cutters returning from the Mediterranean; it is unclear how long this will take, HMC Seeker is currently alongside in Gibraltar and HMC Protector is in the harbour at Mytilini on the Greek island of Lesbos

>for HMS Mersey, conducting surveillance a few miles away from Portsmouth and in partnership with other UK government agencies is not especially demanding or a big departure from normal OPV duties; should she be involved in rescuing migrants from small boats and delivering them into UK ports that would be something different and probably attract a storm of controversy

>it is reassuring the RN is ready and able to bolster the UK Border force for a short period when needed; this ‘crisis’ has shown there is a shortage of both RN and UKBF patrol assets which needs to be addressed but even if better equipped, neither of these agencies can solve the problem of migration, which is a global issue requiring joined-up international agreements

(4th January 2019)

https://www.savetheroyalnavy.org/hms-mersey-migrants-and-the-royal-navy/

Reality Check: Who rescues migrants in the Channel?

>the number of migrants crossing the English Channel by boat is small - it pales in comparison to those making the perilous journey across the Mediterranean - but there has been a small spike in crossings in recent months

>in 2018, the Home Office says 539 people attempted to travel to the UK on small boats; of these, 434 (around 80%) made their attempts in the last three months of the year

>it's the responsibility of the authorities there to ensure that anyone in distress in these zones receives assistance. In reality, if people are in danger, any boat nearby will have a duty to rescue them; those picked up in the UK zone will be taken to an English port and those in the French zone to a port in France

(6th January 2019)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46758600

France steps up efforts to prevent Channel crossings

>the French authorities have set out plans to prevent people in small boats risking the dangerous Channel crossing to England after the Royal Navy agreed to deploy a vessel to the Strait of Dover

>measures being taken include improved cooperation between law enforcement agencies and more surveillance and security on beaches along the northern French coastline

>the French interior minister, Christophe Castaner, said: “This plan should allow us to end these crossings by migrants who are not only illegal but also extremely dangerous. It is in our interest, as it is for the UK, to not allow new smugglers to operate which would attract new migrants.”

(4th January 2019)

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/04/france-steps-up-efforts-prevent-channel-crossings

"Smuggler hunter" says UK ignored his alert on migrants in Channel two years ago and now faces tens of thousands arriving by boat each year

>Carlo Parini, who spearheaded Sicily’s illegal immigration task force, today tells Britain it must take urgent action to prevent a potential wave of tens of thousands of migrants arriving by boat on our shores each year

>in the wake of hundreds of refugees making the perilous crossing from France to Kent, he told The Sun on Sunday that officials must be prepared to position ships on both sides of the Channel

>"there is always a risk that if you don’t tackle the new trafficking route now while it is a small trickle, it will expand to become a giant problem like the route from ­Turkey to Greece which has tens of thousands of migrants crossing a year.”

(6th January 2019)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8128736/uk-ignored-alert-channel-migrants-two-years-ago/

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61ca44 No.349796

>>349795

>more golden kamuy tonight lad?

maybe I might watch other things

Why don't you buy enough food for a week when you go to the shop, lad?

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b05944 No.349797

>>349796

because then I wouldn't leave the house for a week

also they just didn't have things in stock this morning when I went in

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61ca44 No.349798

>>349797

could go on a wilderness druid walk

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b05944 No.349799

>>349798

>wilderness

>rural farmland

there is a forest 10 miles southward I think

it's basically dorset at that point

maybe tomorrow I will go for a walk in the frost but it's cooold

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1eb916 No.349800

>>349799

collect some firewood if possible

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b05944 No.349801

File: dcdd2b045aee756⋯.png (503.64 KB,807x454,807:454,asirpa32.png)

>JF debating Hotwheels on why he and any children he may have should stay a cripple

spicy

Hotwheels can't really stand up to him though but he is being harsh and trying to present himself

>HW just did a smug sargon chuckle

oh no no no

glad he is still alive though

>old girl left the duvet out for me at the front door

AHHH I can't hear people knocking smh that's a top priority project, putting a doorbell in

>>349800

"warms you twice" yeah

unfortunately the most I am likely to get around here is bramble and weeds

fortunately there is a large stock of firewood laid in, if I can find the rest of it smh

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61ca44 No.349802

>>349801

what does he mean should stay a cripple?

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b05944 No.349803

>>349802

shouldn't do eugenics or genetic engineering

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0b63f5 No.349804

File: dac8eceafbbf452⋯.jpg (55.72 KB,1080x969,360:323,Jewess 510.jpg)

Just woke up from an unpleasant dream, though I can't say being up is much better.

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61ca44 No.349805

>>349803

did he say he wanted to do either?

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4be3e9 No.349806

Finally done that sodding job application. Only 2,000 left to do smh

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b05944 No.349807

>>349805

no, I think they agreed in the end that it's bad

hotwheels just wanted screening of existing embryos to make sure none are born that would have crippling defects

>>349806

at least you have the possibility of a job I guess tbh lad

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61ca44 No.349808

File: 80fec49f0eb4b9c⋯.png (479.62 KB,636x694,318:347,ClipboardImage.png)

keek

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1eb916 No.349809

>>349808

not even as passengers?

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0b63f5 No.349810

>>349808

Did they also get extra wide parking?

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61ca44 No.349811

File: f60af25501b04a4⋯.gif (3.35 MB,400x225,16:9,1546882088228.gif)

YAS

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4be3e9 No.349812

>>349807

It's the first step, also got my cover letter template sorted

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1ed33c No.349813

>>349811

I will never get over how attrocious the actress who plays the blonde woman is

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b05944 No.349814

>>349813

pretty sure all the actors in GoT are terrible except for the midget and some of the people who were killed off

it's just more noticeable in the women because their default and only "act" is to put on smug self-satisfied airs and have resting bitch face

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61ca44 No.349815

File: adc9f88df1dbf83⋯.png (1.66 MB,1024x1490,512:745,ClipboardImage.png)

>>349814

You're just angry because she lost weight

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1e542c No.349816

File: fbb6e75c6a971a0⋯.jpg (415.78 KB,700x800,7:8,__izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>349813

I'll never get over how badly written she was in the books. I've never seen the show.

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1ed33c No.349817

>>349816

GRRM is a hack. The books are awful

So's the show

Why do people like it?

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1a1b59 No.349818

>>349816

I thought it was refreshing to have a character who failed at everything despite trying to do good, showing the complexities of ruling a medieval state as opposed to a mary sue who comes in to save everyone.

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b05944 No.349819

>>349817

normgroid programming

I gave the books to my sister

she read them and liked them, then my mum read them and liked them

I should have burned them

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1a1b59 No.349820

Even if I didn't enjoy the books that much, mind.

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61ca44 No.349821

>>349818

You mean Stark? Try rereading or rewatching season one you'll see just how many chances he had not to fuck up smh.

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f00a32 No.349822

File: d05950ad4b532f3⋯.mp4 (1.65 MB,1280x720,16:9,lvl 99 Big Boss.mp4)

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0b63f5 No.349823

File: c75ca2e4fef52b7⋯.jpg (110.7 KB,1080x1350,4:5,Jewess 705.jpg)

White women suck.

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f00a32 No.349824

File: 50ab8bcccc9d185⋯.jpg (324.9 KB,988x1162,494:581,wife3.jpg)

>>349823

You're so wrong it physically hurts

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0b63f5 No.349825

>>349824

>posts an asian in response

wew

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c78610 No.349826

File: 7fe9de34ec8bb62⋯.jpg (50.02 KB,546x366,91:61,bueno.jpg)

>>349823

That is a woman's job after all.

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1e542c No.349827

File: f0bd2339af73960⋯.png (150.95 KB,510x846,85:141,__izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)

>>349818

I thought she succeeded at almost everything despite the odds, like how she conquers her way across that big continent completely unopposed and then murders the rulers of a slave state and puts the slaves in charge in the assumption that they won't become slavers themselves. And her dragons are a get a get out of jail free card in most situations.

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c78610 No.349828

File: 2cc470ae51495c6⋯.jpg (32.74 KB,428x517,428:517,nervous dog.jpg)

>>349808

I assume this is a joke.

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b05944 No.349829

File: 9c2901f33f6878d⋯.png (464.23 KB,754x648,377:324,autiste's jocklet present.png)

>>349825

jock isn't very smart

he thought it was manly and not gay to constantly post pictures of topless kilt wearing musclemen in the early days

>>349827

this tbh

>>349828

clown world tbh lad if it's not real it soon will be

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1ed33c No.349830

File: 5a649d6153c5f1e⋯.png (274.67 KB,566x539,566:539,5a649d6153c5f1e3e46bf2228c….png)

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c78610 No.349831

File: 1e617f3cd57145a⋯.jpg (194.17 KB,1280x857,1280:857,vermin supreme1.jpg)

>>349804

>tfw I had a dream in which I fell in love with a nice lass

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f00a32 No.349832

File: 0d7bc6cac7101ef⋯.jpg (104.37 KB,556x647,556:647,63416.jpg)

>>349825

The Japanese are white. Why else would Nazi Germany ally with them?

>>349829

I posted strong looking lads along with my self improvement posts in an attempt to give the lads here an ideal goal body, something to strive for.

>other guys look at buff dudes and strive to achieve the same body

>you think that's gay

Your female brain is showing

That plus the anime posting earlier on, hm worrying

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61ca44 No.349833

nigh nigh lasd

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f00a32 No.349834

File: f99210a459c8f06⋯.jpg (239.16 KB,1384x924,346:231,53727.jpg)

>>349833

sweet dreams, lad

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80a119 No.349835

>>349833

Goodnight lad.

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0b63f5 No.349836

File: cdf45cdc60f61aa⋯.jpg (15.64 KB,404x315,404:315,Jewess 533.jpg)

>>349833

gn sweepy head :3

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c78610 No.349837

File: 4ddd381e4ea8f3c⋯.jpg (73.71 KB,800x450,16:9,aniki smiley.jpg)

>>349832

>I posted strong looking lads along with my self improvement posts in an attempt to give the lads here an ideal goal body, something to strive for.

Good lad

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1b4696 No.349838

h

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f00a32 No.349839

File: c9ba8f8d191c1b5⋯.jpg (234.15 KB,1440x1440,1:1,Terry Davis.jpg)

File: edc712214c31879⋯.jpg (66.55 KB,900x900,1:1,Stefan Karl.jpg)

File: 853630c6e1f0ec8⋯.jpg (179.06 KB,1200x1601,1200:1601,3131.jpg)

>>349837

>Aniki

We lost so many heroes in 2018 smh

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0b63f5 No.349840

Just had a summer sausage in january, bois. lmao. r8

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c78610 No.349841

File: 035bca0fd4bb198⋯.jpg (325.02 KB,2463x1648,2463:1648,depression.jpg)

>>349839

>Stefan Karl

Fuck me I forgot about that.

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98eda2 No.349842

File: a95c2e3263d782e⋯.jpg (31.5 KB,750x546,125:91,a95c2e3263d782e20453c1987d….jpg)

NEW THREAD NEEDED

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98eda2 No.349843

>>349833

night lad, no movies tonight?

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1a1b59 No.349845

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0b63f5 No.349846

File: 5bac8255785222b⋯.jpg (70.73 KB,680x850,4:5,Queen Jew 79.jpg)

INDEX

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