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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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64455e No.347683 [View All]

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c9f65d No.348365

genuinely like the song

gives me death cab vibes

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82eb42 No.348366

>>348365

What are you listening to?

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c9f65d No.348367

>>348366

Imperium prom song

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c9f65d No.348368

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c9f65d No.348369

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here's my essay on how boyish by japanese breakfast is just a reverse perspective of the song tiny vessels by death cab

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82eb42 No.348370

>>348369

I don't see how it's similar, but I'm pretty retarded, tbh. Also I'm not really into music; it's all really hit or miss with me.

I guess they usually miss, huh.

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c9f65d No.348371

>>348370

>tiny vessels: about a lad who is bucking a lass but realises she's fit but he doesn't give a shit about her

>boyish: lass pining after a lass who's bucking her but doesn't give a shit about her

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c9f65d No.348372

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russia is not baste

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82eb42 No.348373

>>348371

>it's lesbian song

WAIT WHAT? holy fuck I'm dim. I was even reading the comments saying how lesbian it is.

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c9e657 No.348374

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mummy reheated fucking steak for dinner, this is terrible, I am not taking another bite of this shit it's horrible. cunt was too lazy to make my delicious beef slop

steak must be grilled medium-rare, salted to taste, and eaten fresh. you cannot reheat steak, much less in the steamer

>>348372

I made this earlier, thinking about the best way to subjugate the fr*gs and sl*vs. purple is secular caucasian federation

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c9f65d No.348375

>>348373

so there's daftie lass and imperium lass 2 (the friends of the lass who's pining after handsome aryan boy) who I think are lesbianists, but I think a lot of it is tumblrists trying to put lesbianism into a video that isn't THAT lesbianist

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c9f65d No.348376

>>348373

>>it's lesbian song

mispelt lad tbh tbh tbh

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c9e657 No.348377

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>>348374

fug I forgot about Syria

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82eb42 No.348378

>>348375

Oh, I'll have to watch it again. I just figured they were just tomboys, with the lead lusting after discount Golden One.

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c9f65d No.348379

lass has weighed in to say that the main imperium lass does in fact fall in love with the singer lady

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33f326 No.348380

god damnit she made asparagus too, I hate asparagus 'cause it makes your urine smell evil. awful dinner, I should have made something myself

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82eb42 No.348381

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>>348379

Well that's too bad. Gaycism is trash, even if it is girls doing it.

I'm going to have a shower now. FUCK!

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c9f65d No.348382

>>348381

moral of the story is that if a chinky lass cannot get a white boy she will resort to lesbianism before resorting to a chinky lad

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82eb42 No.348383

>>348382

Based. You made me feel a little better, thanks.

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3becfc No.348384

c3ec21 has got to be the most awful poster this board has ever had

he's just a cunt to everyone, moans all the time, probably low IQ and is ugly

he doesn't deserve to be hear

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3becfc No.348385

here* lel

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82eb42 No.348386

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>>348384

What you gotta do is let your face do the talking. Just get your aggressive face to be about an inch away from his, so that he knows that if he doesn't shut his fucking mouth he's going to get his fucking teeth knocked out.

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33f326 No.348387

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>>348384

>not me

I'm flattered

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82eb42 No.348388

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>>348387

A close second.

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9b1216 No.348389

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not sure how I feel about 2019 just yet

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33f326 No.348390

mmm sun-dried tomatoes. tender, juicy, robust umami flavor.. these have way too much salt though, holy fuck, blehh, too salty

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82eb42 No.348391

プレゼント・デイ◼️

プレゼント・タイム◼️ hahahaha……

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3becfc No.348392

>>348387

youre low IQ but you are definitely not a cunt

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3becfc No.348393

shit

it is COLD

have circulation problems in my fingers but its gonna be bad in this house

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ccf5fa No.348394

offensive flag

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82eb42 No.348395

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3becfc No.348396

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9b1216 No.348397

>>348396

rolling for Heather

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3becfc No.348398

>>348397

claire is the best tbh

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9b1216 No.348399

>>348398

fuck off claire isn't even in the top 5

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3becfc No.348400

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>>348399

she is literally number 1

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9b1216 No.348401

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de73af No.348402

Olivia tbh but I feel like this is demeaning for us tbh.

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5cb954 No.348403

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it's so cold lads

I had to put my milsurp sleeping bag under the covers and put the hot water bottle in it

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9b1216 No.348404

>>348402

erm excuse me but I was ranking them based on their interests

>>348403

during winter taxi drivers will piss into hot water bottles and use it to keep them warm. supposedly works really well. give it a go lad.

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33f326 No.348405

>>348396

I want Charlotte but I'm stuck with Emily smh

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33f326 No.348406

chloe'd be pretty gud too even though she has shit taste, just 'cause of her rack

anyway gn

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82eb42 No.348407

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>>348396

All of them are garbage.

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3becfc No.348408

>>348407

t. lusts after a barren jew

>>348405

emily is good as well

>>348403

i'd send you several of my hats and gloves but i need them for myself you see

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5cb954 No.348409

guess I'll hibernate a bit more

might have to set up the living room base camp today and start using up my firewood

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1438a3 No.348410

>>348396

Rolling

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3becfc No.348411

someone make a new thread

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de73af No.348412

>>348409

Please stay up and read lad.

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3becfc No.348413

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baste coach

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9b1216 No.348415

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