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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: eb7daa37c2a85ba⋯.png (403.9 KB,640x481,640:481,ClipboardImage.png)

48eb2e No.346300 [View All]

Hammersmith stabbing prompts 39 attempted murder arrests

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46719897

Thirty-nine people at a house party were arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a man was stabbed in west London.

>The man, thought to be in his mid-30s, was found with life-threatening wounds when police were called to Fulham Palace Road, Hammersmith, at 01:00 GMT.

>The Metropolitan Police said the victim was chased by men and women following "a minor argument" in a shop.

>The suspects were seen going into a property where there was a party.

Church of England Demands UK Welcome Illegal Boat Migrants: ‘Everyone is Precious’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/31/church-england-welcome-boat-migrants/

Asserting that “every person is precious”, the Church of England has urged Britain to welcome the boatloads of illegal migrants crossing the Channel.

>As ministers called on the Home Office to take action against an unprecedented influx of boats carrying migrants from the third world, the bishop of Dover told the Observer it was “crucial that we all remember that we are dealing with human beings here”.

>Speaking with the backing of the church, the newspaper reports, the Rt Rev Trevor Willmott said: “Across the nation, we have been celebrating the season of hope and goodwill as we remember Christ’s birth — let’s not forget so soon that every person is precious.”

Report: Jeremy Corbyn ‘So Upset’ by Anti-Semitism Claims He Couldn’t Tackle the Issue

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/12/30/report-jeremy-corbyn-so-upset-by-anti-semitism-claims-he-couldnt-tackle-the-issue/

Anti-Semitism allegations against UK Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn left him “so upset” he was powerless to act and defuse the issue, his colleague Emily Thornberry has reportedly said.

>The shadow foreign secretary revealed Mr. Corbyn has not dealt with the scandal “properly” and found it “difficult to deal with the problem” because claims had been directed against him personally. She said:

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b70b5e No.346945

>>346944

>first god created man, but then he had a better idea, women

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6ad458 No.346946

>>346944

>>granny has one of those stupid feminist put down non-jokes on an ornament in the smallest room, a christmas decoration engraved "three wise men? not a chance"

Gay

>>346945

Even worse

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b01feb No.346947

>>346945

>>346946

tbh women were a good idea

whomst else would do the housework and the baby making

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b70b5e No.346948

>>346947

we could have been asexual beings who reproduce entirely by ourselves

but no, are Lord thought he'd punish us

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b01feb No.346949

>>346948

imagine performing cellular mitosis

this post made by meiosis gang

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b01feb No.346950

File: 8a1386de8c4cb45⋯.png (923.4 KB,900x900,1:1,rage.png)

oh god she's wearing a jumper dress thing and those cat face stockings

AHHHH I NEED A LASS

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6ad458 No.346951

>>346947

True they're a vital part of life and the world would be a very dull place without them. It's just that quote smacks of the whole cringey

>'Happy wife happy life ahyuck hyuck'

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db0f3b No.346952

>>346950

who is?

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6ad458 No.346953

>>346950

How old is she lad?

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b70b5e No.346954

>>346950

let her give you a handie

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b01feb No.346955

>>346953

19

>>346952

younger sister

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b70b5e No.346956

GIVE HER TO ME

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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6ad458 No.346957

>>346955

Wew, anyway you should know better

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db0f3b No.346958

>>346955

post pics asap pls

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d9c926 No.346959

File: ccceaf2909ebd1a⋯.jpg (18.91 KB,527x612,31:36,wojak shower.jpg)

>tfw young thicc shortstack wessex's cousin gf

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b01feb No.346960

now they are all doing the cocking of the leg and shuffling to scottish dance music

grandad is showing off his kilt

>>346956

no lad, you have no status

if I was patriarch I would have married her off to suffolk probably, not really any other candidates that have their lives in order

>>346958

no

>>346957

the head knows better but the gonads only see her figure

22yo sister is good too, all black turtleneck, knee skirt and stockings, very tradgoth christian except for a southern tan

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b70b5e No.346961

>>346960

hand over the sister and nobody gets hurt

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6ad458 No.346962

>>346960

Nice, your family don't seem so bad lad, join in, have fun

>22yo sister is good too

smh

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b70b5e No.346963

should sleep tbh before i rape someone

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2d1b24 No.346964

>>346959

tbh cousins are legal

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5c1504 No.346965

File: d56888de8ead2bb⋯.gif (167.08 KB,447x415,447:415,wEVbA.gif)

>go on rabb.it

>loads of rooms watching Bird Box

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2d1b24 No.346966

>>346965

*puts it on again* I actually paid for it on Netflix

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d9c926 No.346967

>>346966

>paid for it

Hope you can get a refund

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2d1b24 No.346968

>>346967

I'm just teasing him tbh

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5c1504 No.346969

File: 20aa8898d095f31⋯.jpg (74.11 KB,1333x900,1333:900,somad.jpg)

>>346966

> I actually paid for it on Netflix

actually paying George Soros for anti-white propaganda

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!

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2d1b24 No.346970

File: 1d08dcfcb615656⋯.png (1.83 MB,900x1178,450:589,ClipboardImage.png)

>when she lifts up her dress and reveals her underdress

OOOOOF

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5c1504 No.346971

File: 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB,900x900,1:1,3358d79d3f58d037db0e847a68….png)

>>346968

>I'm just teasing him tbh

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2d1b24 No.346972

File: a5c98eb05868529⋯.png (1.07 MB,750x936,125:156,ClipboardImage.png)

Is she an alien?

>>346971

*tickles you until you laugh*

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5c1504 No.346973

File: b9fbba5c3ef2a0c⋯.png (53.4 KB,762x754,381:377,fatwojakgoals.png)

I'm going to go work out now, wish me luck lads

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2d1b24 No.346974

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>FB: What was it like to kiss Clint Eastwood, in The Beguiled? That's a pretty amazing scene!

>Pam: Well, you know that was pretty interesting for me because I was…when he kissed me, it wasn't in the script. How we rehearsed it up to the point, where they started the camera rolling–he was supposed to cover my mouth–because I saw, apparently, I was scared and he didn't want me to scream 'cos I saw some troops coming by. So that was the way we'd rehearsed it when we were up there in the bayou, so he went over–without my knowing it–I guess he had this idea that, it might be–I don't know, a little more provocative I guess.

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2d1b24 No.346975

>>346973

Have fun, lad. It's a new year.

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2d1b24 No.346976

File: 22e8a77aadf0617⋯.png (42.94 KB,174x288,29:48,ClipboardImage.png)

Brought to you by Daftie Gang

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d9c926 No.346977

>>346969

keek did Big Boy George legit fund it?

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5c1504 No.346978

File: 39471d3628a8271⋯.jpg (32.9 KB,406x451,406:451,fitwojaked.jpg)

>>346975

Working out makes me feel good

pic related is how i feel after working out

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5c1504 No.346979

>>346977

>keek did Big Boy George legit fund it?

I heard he bought netflix, or owns a large chunk of at least. As soon as he did it started to get mega pozzed and pro-refugee

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d9c926 No.346980

File: 1d084454ba9504a⋯.png (695.39 KB,800x561,800:561,aliens demand entry to pla….png)

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d9c926 No.346981

>>346979

Of course.

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2d1b24 No.346982

File: f47ac0b755b8639⋯.png (706.45 KB,792x756,22:21,ClipboardImage.png)

>>346977

At least Goodboi George is on are side

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d9c926 No.346983

File: 8322efac1fd645c⋯.png (617.49 KB,1120x500,56:25,George Galloway.png)

>>346982

Best George right here

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2d1b24 No.346984

>>346983

Why does he wear the hat?

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db0f3b No.346985

File: e8785bd924de208⋯.jpg (28.11 KB,625x361,625:361,1018316866.jpg)

>>346984

follically challenged

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2d1b24 No.346986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Let's watch it, Westie. You and I.

#Lew

#(You)

#Maid

#loo

#Nose

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b01feb No.346987

I like the catholic lad tbh, it's a good match, he is a rich, has a high up management job and special skills in plastics, is trad etc

also he likes board games

we played dixit which was fun but mum never misses a chance to dig at me, this time it was "oh we all vote with our cards face down so NO-ONE CAN INFLUENCE PEOPLE" (turns to look at me)

yes mum you liberal cunt I know you don't want me to oppose you and that you want free reign to snidely soapbox at all times

>>346976

>loser femcel

doesn't exist smdh

bet that is from fucking 4nigger r9k

8 r9k wouldn't stand for it

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2d1b24 No.346988

>>346987

>dixit

bit triggering, lad. You know what that sounds like

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d9c926 No.346989

>>346984

To keep his brainbox safe from Zionist mind control weapons

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b01feb No.346990

File: a7c10196e184323⋯.png (18.83 KB,491x523,491:523,the young pepe mole.png)

oh no

I meant to talk to him and her about The Young Pope because they are catholic but I didn't and now they have gone

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2d1b24 No.346991

>>346985

but that's normal hair

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db0f3b No.346992

>>346991

oh mate

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2d1b24 No.346993

File: 68d6854c1645cbf⋯.png (1.17 MB,1200x800,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

Watch yo back Aragorn

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3d82b1 No.346996

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