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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 46c518c91e4a09d⋯.jpg (461.58 KB,1000x647,1000:647,1542754872062.jpg)

786a16 No.345593 [View All]

insert news here

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e4c3b7 No.346255

>>346254

>wymbon/tranny

>logical

keek

n*o is either way a protected privileged class and only being a smug judgemental cunt because xe doesn't understand how not to be one, never having had to change xer behaviour

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e4c3b7 No.346256

>having JF's latest show on

>granny walks by and judges him by the standards of the MSM and storms off

<DOES HE EVER STOP SPOUTING!!!?! I BET HE GETS PAID WELL FOR IT TOO

keeeeeeek women

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37e548 No.346257

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>volcel if you're not ascending this way tbh

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c6f50b No.346258

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>346256

hate olds tbh, give 'em the home with nigger nurses

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786a16 No.346259

>>346255

When change inevitably comes it'll be hard.

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0541b8 No.346260

>>346259

>it'll be hard.

not with the oestrogen

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ca7038 No.346261

File: 3b50f9d890e248a⋯.png (407.59 KB,800x450,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

How do you do fellow white people who celebrate Christmas?

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e4c3b7 No.346262

>everyone leaves to go pick up their childrens

>granny gives me a key so I can lock up and go out to the leccytronics stores

>try to leave

>key doesn't work, door is not lockable

based granny making me stay in their rich boomer home alone and listen to JF and eat their kitkats

>>346259

I hope for karma

but I hate the idea of it too, like the little people can only get their revenge by claiming random accident is karma smh

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ca7038 No.346263

>>346262

Pick up their children?

>childrens

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37e548 No.346264

>>346261

I bum norwegian truckers.

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e4c3b7 No.346265

>>346263

there are multiple childs arriving at different locationses

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ca7038 No.346266

File: ebfbe7b1e3bac48⋯.mp4 (6.82 MB,404x720,101:180,Anastasia do.mp4)

BUSTED

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ca7038 No.346267

>>346264

Phew, I'm safe.

>>346265

Oh, where did they come from?

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e4c3b7 No.346268

>>346266

>kay cat

>>346267

my mother's disgenic womb

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786a16 No.346269

>>346264

>daddy asked for Father Christmas to bring a Norwegian trucker to our house for Christmas

>couldn't fit the trucker down the small 1980's built chimney

>>346262

Some form of punishment must surely come for the tranny collecting at the very least.

>>346266

At least you found her before you sat on her.

>>346268

>kay cat

*claws at you*

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ca7038 No.346270

>>346268

She actually drinks toilet water

>my mother's disgenic womb

Keek. I just find it strange where could the children have been during Christmas if not with their parents?

>>346269

Probably can't fit most things down one of those. No presents for you. Ever.

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786a16 No.346271

>>346270

>that time the elves left the presents on the doorstep because they couldn't reach the chimney

Ha ha ha, get rekt. I always get pressies.

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e4c3b7 No.346272

File: 9bfa829162a3470⋯.png (7.37 KB,418x408,209:204,kay angry.png)

still haven't opened any presents smh

I guess I will get to open my socks and hygiene products tonight since the other younguns are arriving today

>>346269

>>346270

she drinks da poopoo

one was in ireland doing a "christian camp" (whoring and drugs with "christian rock" boybands probably) and the other is having her exploding kidneys replaced and was in hospital doing some stuff, also her catholic french bf in plastics works in b*rmingham

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ca7038 No.346273

File: 464c683b570046f⋯.png (817.36 KB,1024x580,256:145,ClipboardImage.png)

Keek

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ca7038 No.346274

>>346272

That lad just makes me think of the white lad with a white afro

>exploding kidneys

wew

>>346271

And now you just broke the worldbuilding of your shitty fantasy since they could have done that with the Norwegian trucker too. :punch:

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c6f50b No.346275

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB,768x768,1:1,be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

>when mummy gets up at 6:40am and bitches at you for being awake

fuck off, I'll sleep when I want, cunt

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ca7038 No.346276

File: b259fee8a34058e⋯.png (39.27 KB,269x176,269:176,ClipboardImage.png)

Normies please stop posting gifs that mean nothing

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e4c3b7 No.346277

>mummy had to stop stocking pickled onions, beetroots and gherkins etc at home because sister would just drink the vinegar water which is very bad for her since we all have exploding kidneys

I guess teaching her not to was too hard, wymyn are like cats drinking from the shitter bowl after all

>>346273

I hate CA, lads

and sargone

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c6f50b No.346278

File: 70da80c940c3aad⋯.png (273.68 KB,578x412,289:206,poo.png)

>>346277

what is it with your family and having exploding body parts?

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ca7038 No.346279

>>346278

It's genetic, dummy

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ca7038 No.346280

>>346275

She should start hoovering vacuuming

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e4c3b7 No.346281

>>346279

A BO that doesn't know newbrit lore is a mistake smh

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ca7038 No.346282

His whole family are midgets too

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40143a No.346283

File: ab1745705711f63⋯.jpg (27.83 KB,459x527,27:31,1543277977124.jpg)

>>346254

maybe you should try reading my post again lad, I was pointing out that a lot of non-incels e.g. normal people had worse parenting than incels and still turned out just fine because they took responsibility for themselves

incels are self-made and blaming their parents is just a coping strategy for losers

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e4c3b7 No.346284

fuck off n*o

it's easy to judge when everything is handed to you on a silver platter

>>346282

just the youngest sister

saw her body double in the co-op a few days ago, was fit tbh

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37e548 No.346285

>>346283

Incels are mostly volcels if based in the west tbqh.

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ca7038 No.346286

Reminder that thread will die in 65 posts

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cb3f6a No.346287

File: 596275bbcbe430c⋯.png (84.98 KB,229x279,229:279,aster.png)

>go to the hospital

>get told multiple times "You don't look old enough to drive."

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e4c3b7 No.346288

>>346286

SE will make a good thread for us lad don't worry

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e4c3b7 No.346289

File: ffd97050cc85313⋯.png (9.45 KB,520x501,520:501,22st farty marty looks awa….png)

>humblebragging

begone small child

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ca7038 No.346290

>go to hospital

>get told multiple times: "THAT IS A BIG OL' NOSE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE"

>I'm Westie

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7afa15 No.346291

>>346287

anything serious I hope?

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e4c3b7 No.346292

File: a94f537845bb054⋯.png (176.48 KB,254x390,127:195,ClipboardImage.png)

this might be worht watching at osme point

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cb3f6a No.346293

>>346291

just gascopy for a relative it was alright no complications

they messed up the booking though

>>346290

based

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786a16 No.346294

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cb3f6a No.346295

File: beb05c90df2efd1⋯.png (324.78 KB,2000x1522,1000:761,ClipboardImage.png)

>>346292

those borders were so comfy

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e4c3b7 No.346296

>>346294

AAHHHH

only a few more days until I can get back home to decent internet

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ca7038 No.346297

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB,520x501,520:501,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>346293

I didn't mean to be so mean. It wasn't even funny.

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ca7038 No.346298

>>346295

How? They look awful. Imagine having to defend all that

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ca7038 No.346299

>>346296

Don't worry we'll manage to have fun even if you aren't there.

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c6f50b No.346301

>>346281

don't think of me as "the BO", I'm just a regular poster that happens to have access to the BO account

>>346283

incelism is because of physical appearance, which is the only relevant factor for attracting the opposite sex. a certain percentage of women and a certain larger percentage of men are not considered to be attractive. some of them could be attractive if they took better care of themselves, some of them simply can't because they were born ugly.

>>346287

wew. I didn't think you looked that young in the pic I saw, at least with stubble anyway. when I had jury duty, one of the old ladies I was chatting with was surprised at my age, she thought I was like 18 when I'm 22. that's good though, better to look younger than older 'cause old people look like shit

>>346295

well if they finished devouring china

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c6f50b No.346302

and gonna have to snooze unfortunately, gonna listen to that song >>346243

one more time then zzz

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cb3f6a No.346303

>>346298

If there was no America the Japanese Empire would've had a far easier time I think. It's comfy because I just find it more interesting to read about a large Empire with lots of strange mythical states than our boring modern ones where things are fairly stable compared to previous centuries.

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cb3f6a No.346304

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d26d85 No.346356

>>346266

Keek, I've caught my cat doing this

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