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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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282c3a No.344834 [View All]

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133afb No.345543

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Keek it's worse than I thought

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4014b1 No.345544

sexx

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133afb No.345545

Anyone have the nazbol symbol that also has an orthodox cross?

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effb89 No.345546

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I wonder who this could be…

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4014b1 No.345547

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133afb No.345548

File: 8a4271b8f0b4ce1⋯.png (13.99 KB,504x379,504:379,punch.png)

>>345546

Jokes on you my robe is no longer checkered

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4014b1 No.345549

>>345548

did she get the bossman right

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133afb No.345550

>>345549

Not really. Leatherman is emasculate, short and pear-shaped. Bossman is pretty average and balding.

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133afb No.345551

File: cec30e023cce789⋯.png (349.45 KB,507x507,1:1,Martin Martin.png)

W-well this this is me.

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4014b1 No.345552

>>345550

I thought bossman was the gimp

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4014b1 No.345553

>>345551

consider shaving

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133afb No.345554

>>345552

She's the one that has conflated the two smh. They both wield the whip but only Leatherman wears leather. Leatherman is the biggest boss at the company that hires my boss' company to do some driving assignments. Because of this when it comes to my job he's a bigger authority than bossman as he is the one that tells us what to do.

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133afb No.345555

File: 2d31a3058eca9e6⋯.png (12.41 KB,418x408,209:204,1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

They're here

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133afb No.345556

File: d55b55d72dab8ce⋯.png (90.16 KB,250x236,125:118,d55b55d72dab8ce92899a61cb3….png)

>when you hear 4 car doors open and close right outside your house

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133afb No.345557

Oh fuck a female giggle

OH FUCK THEY ARE RINGING THE DOORBELL CONTINUOUSLY UNTIL MY BROTHER OPENS

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133afb No.345558

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76ce04 No.345559

>>345556

>>345555

Who are they lad?

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133afb No.345560

>>345559

My youngest brother's drinking friends

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76ce04 No.345561

>>345560

Nice, go talk to them

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133afb No.345562

>>345561

No. I don't want to intrude and It's not something I'd want to do regardless.

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f7dc7f No.345563

File: 0712416677e880f⋯.png (451.85 KB,648x400,81:50,ClipboardImage.png)

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133afb No.345564

File: dbf415a7640561c⋯.png (145.83 KB,400x400,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>345563

Who asks if the pope wears a funny hat though? Clearly everyone would be able to see that aside from the blind

Bad pic

Bad Wess

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effb89 No.345565

>>345548

I got your werewolf form tbh.

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effb89 No.345566

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133afb No.345567

File: c4e494d48aceb01⋯.png (8.58 KB,255x183,85:61,38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>>345565

I noticed. At least that is accurate

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f7dc7f No.345568

>>345565

>>345567

I thought the one on the left was new me and the one in the middle was normal 22st

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effb89 No.345569

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>>345557

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG

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006d14 No.345570

>>345370

>Legacy of Kain

Didn't know Kay was a patrician

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133afb No.345571

>>345569

smh. I still can't go to the toilet safely as there could be more coming any moment

and I just realised there are no more bog rolls on the first floor toilet

nooooooooooooooo

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effb89 No.345572

>>345568

No Wessex is going to come into their home a few years later to stir up the love nest when things have turned mundane and uninteresting.

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effb89 No.345573

>>345571

Guess you're going to have to improvise. What will happen if they call to your brother that there are no rolls and he has to call you and you have to deliver the toilet rolls to the toilet?

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4014b1 No.345574

>>345570

One of the two has to have good taste and it definitely isn't Lee

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006d14 No.345575

>>345546

From left to right: Wessex, 22st, Imperiumposter

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effb89 No.345576

>>345574

The shirt belongs to Lee's deceased father. He must have been into Legacy of Kain at some point.

>>345575

Hot.

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4014b1 No.345577

>>345575

I don't like the implications from this

>>345576

Or this

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133afb No.345578

>>345573

Won't happen as the privileged guests have access to the toilet on the second floor. Please try to follow what I'm establishing, lass.

I forget, is it yanks or Brits that call the first floor ground floor? smh. Either way me on the lowest floor has access to the toilet that lacks bog rolls

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133afb No.345579

File: 46fb0eeeab4485d⋯.png (122.11 KB,1075x765,215:153,ClipboardImage.png)

The good old days

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effb89 No.345580

>>345578

We actually work backwards so the floor you walk into is called the top floor and the floor that is furthest away from the ground is actually the ground floor.

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133afb No.345581

File: 6806867f88da30a⋯.png (3.26 KB,418x408,209:204,1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

>>345580

That makes sense

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006d14 No.345582

>>345578

The ground floor is the first floor below the ground, the first floor is the first floor above the ground. The floor on the same level as the ground is the zeroth floor.

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effb89 No.345583

>>345581

You learn something new every day.

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133afb No.345584

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>>345582

Fuck's sake at least one of you is lying to me

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effb89 No.345585

>>345584

It definitely isn't me. The ground floor is the furthest from the ground. That's why it's called 'the ground floor'.

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0dd5d6 No.345586

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brings back memories

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006d14 No.345587

>>345584

Yeah, sorry for misleading you lad.

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effb89 No.345588

File: bb9ea77d3ddb86d⋯.png (463.9 KB,620x720,31:36,1542220521438.png)

Yes yes.

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133afb No.345589

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>>345588

For your lies I will watch Jojo by myself today it's out

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f7dc7f No.345590

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB,418x408,209:204,back.png)

>the biggest a k*ndle gets is the newest one that costs £220+ and it's only an extra inch

I just want to read pdfs without burning my eyes

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76ce04 No.345591

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>>345586

Love it

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effb89 No.345592

File: e1b134bd0cbf838⋯.jpg (80.04 KB,671x498,671:498,1541334406697.jpg)

>>345589

BLOODY HELL I FORGOT IT WAS FRIDAY

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