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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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596d92 No.344144 [View All]

there is no news on christmas

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51b8ce No.344785

oh and buzzed the rat's tail at the back of my neck. just need a shave and a haircut now

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51b8ce No.344786

had one of those chicken wraps and a banana with two tablespoons of almond butter

where'd everybody go? wagies already asleep?

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086dfd No.344787

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596d92 No.344788

File: 984c126a9125768⋯.png (307.92 KB,500x500,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

spent almost all day on battlefront 2 smh

watched conan the barbarian with arnold and the director's commentary which was weird and fun

night night everyone

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51b8ce No.344789

>>344788

night

>battlefront 2

the old one for ps2 or some new remake? I heard there was some new SW battlefront

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6ffed0 No.344790

>>344787

Waht wathincg? I hate this gay site, and it;s gay account system

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51b8ce No.344791

>>344790

just type literally anything in, don't need to verify email

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219618 No.344792

File: 8179a9c950e8837⋯.jpg (9.63 KB,480x360,4:3,bowden.jpg)

MMMM boobies

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6ffed0 No.344793

im going to kill myself at work on friday

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0621d9 No.344794

>>344793

you work, doogle?

don't, do something cool (in minecraft) like car bombing the government

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6ffed0 No.344795

>>344794

Nah, I was memeing. I don't work

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40029b No.344796

File: 636031ef8950cc4⋯.jpg (137.57 KB,1080x1080,1:1,14723746_1212342388836891_….jpg)

>>344792

Did you say boobies lad

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6ffed0 No.344797

>>344796

I believe it's pronounce "boobers"

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219618 No.344798

>>344796

real ones, not those disgusting things

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51b8ce No.344799

>no huge sweaty teardrop-shaped mexican sweatshop milf milkers to suckle

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219618 No.344800

>mexican

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40029b No.344801

File: 1e593b5d389d13d⋯.jpg (63.18 KB,524x700,131:175,971_1000.jpg)

>>344799

Got you lad

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ef4116 No.344802

>>344791

How do you get away with that? I keep getting logged out when I close the browser window, despite selecting remember me, then on log in I can't until I've verified an email. Thus this'll have to be my 3rd account. Rooo. If you're watchinh pope shite I will not bother tonight.

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51b8ce No.344803

>>344802

it's the young pope yeah but I just create a new acc every time for rabbit. just type in random characters @ some email host and then random characters for name username etc.

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219618 No.344804

File: eb08fd00ad2d1ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,293.38 KB,1080x1350,4:5,1545866915095.jpg)

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51b8ce No.344805

File: cc7f4e8a4e1b5e9⋯.png (141.7 KB,415x367,415:367,cc7f4e8a4e1b5e9d2d79b545ab….png)

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219618 No.344806

>>344805

too white for you

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219618 No.344807

>stomach wont stfu

so annoying

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51b8ce No.344808

>>344806

no such thing

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219618 No.344809

>>344808

northern europeans should breed only with northern europeans, not mutts or south euros

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51b8ce No.344810

>>344809

people shouldn't breed with other nationalities period. but in the US we are mostly euromutts so I'd breed with any pure qt virgin yank less of western european descent. northwest or southwest idc, but probably not eastern europe

mostly british isles, italian, french, portuguese around these parts anyway

>According to the 2010–2015 American Community Survey, the largest ancestry groups were Irish (18.3%), Italian (18.0%), English (10.5%), French (10.4%), and Portuguese (9.3%)

yep. taigs have eclipsed wops, apparently

although I'll probably move north in some years

>According to the 2010–2015 American Community Survey, the largest ancestry groups in the state were Irish (21.0%), English (16.8%), French (14.9%), Italian (10.5%), German (9.0%), French Canadian (8.7%), and American (5.6%)

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219618 No.344811

>>344810

dont pollute a pure blonde woman with your filthy shit genes

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51b8ce No.344812

File: 97a15551de06515⋯.jpg (143.01 KB,633x568,633:568,19f24da97b0b6c27b9cb5fe136….jpg)

>>344811

mmmm looking a pure blonde woman with shiny yellow hair down to the roots right in her crystal clear pale blue eyes as you inject your potent southern european seed directly into her uterus, your sperm cells frantically swimming their way to the treasured promised land

then rubbing her belly as your master race tall strong intelligent pale-skinned green-eyed dark brown haired offspring gestates within her fertile womb

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219618 No.344813

cringe

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51b8ce No.344814

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ahh mummy is listening to this trash music with saxophones, it hurts my ears

don't really feel like listening to music rn, but I have to to drown out that garbage

>>344813

that was the point

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1649ba No.344815

Ca n't fucking sleep

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219618 No.344816

File: 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB,1280x720,16:9,uhqd.jpg)

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51b8ce No.344817

>>344815

*sniffs*

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219618 No.344818

>>344816

this is literally me but i have a big beard

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a5e2fe No.344819

Goodnight pembs

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219618 No.344820

I JUST WANT TO ESCAPE

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9d5563 No.344821

File: a981b01c170338c⋯.jpg (7.85 KB,250x238,125:119,a981b01c170338c2b19ca5c879….jpg)

>>344820

escape what?

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219618 No.344822

File: 14586164b79651e⋯.webm (1.61 MB,360x640,9:16,1533348506971.webm)

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219618 No.344823

File: c8e6436f4f25b2f⋯.jpg (72.54 KB,368x346,184:173,1545862396814.jpg)

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219618 No.344824

damn i want a nigger gf so bad

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a285ac No.344825

File: 152c3ed983ef0ed⋯.jpg (700.58 KB,1050x900,7:6,1528215650565-k.jpg)

morning lads

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19cff2 No.344826

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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19cff2 No.344827

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>Young Norwegian Autist ascending.

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19cff2 No.344828

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01295b No.344829

File: 7bc6d10969f11aa⋯.jpg (233.08 KB,1058x622,529:311,1494351073045.jpg)

Keek

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0621d9 No.344830

morning lads

granny making porridge and waiting for a washing machine to be installed

>>344829

based and tardpilled

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01295b No.344831

File: b89f7126d04209d⋯.jpg (986.26 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1484678247079.jpg)

>tfw no cheeky pope

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0621d9 No.344832

>tfw no cheeky mole

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0621d9 No.344833

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fresh JF

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596d92 No.344836

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