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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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6996c0 No.343425 [View All]

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e6298d No.344100

>>344099

I guess I'd rather pay JF as I consume his stuff every day smh

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36c736 No.344101

>>344096

it wasnt worth it but it sure helps him so thats very nice of you. sam 5$ > wikipedia 3$

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6996c0 No.344102

File: f850e6de2452b5b⋯.jpg (282.17 KB,666x532,333:266,__hirano_aya_izumi_konata_….jpg)

>>344096

Turkey, stuffing, roast potatos, carrots, peas, parsnip, broccoli and some cranberry sauce on the side, all M&S. We put the vegetables in bowls and let people take what they like tbh.

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e6298d No.344103

File: 6a2725d3295223d⋯.png (1.66 MB,1024x720,64:45,ClipboardImage.png)

>Jedi mind tricks don't work on Vikangs

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0aa8a4 No.344104

>still haven't had dinner

DADDY

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0aa8a4 No.344105

File: 8906271c57ed3a8⋯.png (273.92 KB,637x403,49:31,ClipboardImage.png)

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e6298d No.344106

>>344105

I'll buy you one when you get your licence.

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0aa8a4 No.344107

>>344106

I have a provisional.

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e6298d No.344108

>>344107

You can't drive alone, can you. A licence is a licence tbh.

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e6298d No.344109

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e6298d No.344110

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Yeah you're definitely not getting it until you have a licence keek.

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e6298d No.344111

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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0aa8a4 No.344112

File: 010014545d7f991⋯.jpg (35.5 KB,657x527,657:527,1543079121597.jpg)

>>344111

>>344110

>>344109

But I am a safe and responsible person. I'd never run anyone over aside from you.

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330920 No.344113

>>344086

wow christmas has come early this year

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0aa8a4 No.344114

File: 7c23685d0e39254⋯.jpg (586.7 KB,1280x720,16:9,7c23685d0e3925406f50a37a11….jpg)

I WANT THAT CAR

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7c01fe No.344115

>>344114

Are they up to the chapter where Narancia becomes a midge now?

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0aa8a4 No.344116

>>344115

Yeah last episode was a Fugo episode.

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7c01fe No.344117

>>344116

need to catch up

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36c736 No.344118

File: 8e0941c8ef072a2⋯.jpg (63.87 KB,720x776,90:97,3fce7e24-7b83-4f6a-bc54-55….jpg)

>>344113

haha its funi because it's actually christmas wheeze good one

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e6298d No.344119

>>344118

man what a really mean post. I hate Daftie now.

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36c736 No.344120

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6faac2 No.344121

How's everyone's christmas going?

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e6298d No.344122

>>344121

good and lazy, visiting family tomorrow and then it's getting even more lazy. How have you been, lad?

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0aa8a4 No.344123

>>344121

DADDY HASN'T DONE THE DINNER YET

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9e91d2 No.344124

>>344121

Only just opened my presents.

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6faac2 No.344125

>>344122

Not bad, got back from a christmas lunch with my granddad. Just finished feeding the animals and we're going to start cooking the goose. A friend of mine didn't have any plans so he's coming over too.

>>344123

WELL TELL HIM TO HURRY THE FUCK UP

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e6298d No.344126

>>344125

Nice lad. Animals? He lives on a farm?

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249bb1 No.344127

File: bb41d3decd73b4c⋯.jpg (705.48 KB,1079x1309,1079:1309,1545751880524.jpg)

I randomly found this pic somewhere online and I thought it was funny so I'm sharing it with you guys lol

>>344102

Sounds delightful, lass. I hope you and your loved ones had a good time.

>>344105

Where will your prince sit though?

>>344109

>>344110

>>344111

KEK

Gonna buy my kid(s) one of them tbh

>>344114

Why is that lad so small?

>>344118

Do not bully the Pembs, please. Or else

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330920 No.344128

>>344118

thank you thank you

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36c736 No.344129

>>344123

>>344125

don't be mean to your dad and help him

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36c736 No.344130

>>344127

FUCKSAKE I DIDNT BULLY HIM

>>344128

DID I BULLY YOU????? I DIDN'T BULI YOU

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7c01fe No.344131

>>344127

He gets shrinked by sutandu powa.

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6996c0 No.344132

File: 135be8958220328⋯.jpg (365.08 KB,707x800,707:800,__hiiragi_kagami_hiiragi_t….jpg)

>>344127

Had a lot of fun, introduced everyone to the new kitten and exchanged cracker jokes.

>>344130

Aaahh.

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e6298d No.344133

>>344127

Can't believe yous tole that pic from waifu

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0aa8a4 No.344134

>>344127

He's at his dad's and stepmother's. We're not official yet, so Mummy and Daddy don't know.

>>344129

Daddy won't let anyone in the kitchen when he is preparing any sort of food. It's best to leave him to it.

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36c736 No.344135

>>344134

is your dad the culinary prodigy in the house?

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0aa8a4 No.344136

>>344135

Yeah. Mummy doesn't cook and I'd get overwhelmed doing Christmas dinner with so many things going on that Daddy does it. He enjoys it too. Gets him away from having to sit in the living room with Mummy watching the shopping channels.

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330920 No.344137

>>344130

n-no I can handle it lol

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0aa8a4 No.344138

Next person who mentions food, I'm gonna bleed ya.

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0aa8a4 No.344139

I AM SO HUNGRY

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7c01fe No.344140

sisig

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e6298d No.344141

>>344137

HE STUTTERS. WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE

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6996c0 No.344142

File: 807183369e96f23⋯.png (65.61 KB,627x187,57:17,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0e870346cba2506⋯.gif (389.74 KB,500x283,500:283,1543278933611.gif)

cute lad

this is what you should be posting

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e46cb9 No.344143

fat wojak png

>>344138

just had a 2 hour long dinner

granny went all out

perfect roast pork and crackling

golden brown and crunchy potatoes

carrots

marinated purple cabbage

stuffing balls

brussel sprouts

apple sauce

tiny little sausages

and christmas pudding

proper dinner as well, homemade not m&s shit, n*o btfo

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e46cb9 No.344145

also been splitting half pints of speckled hen with grandad all day

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0aa8a4 No.344146

File: 212ba020b86f184⋯.png (219.49 KB,484x510,242:255,ClipboardImage.png)

>>344143

Why are you doing this to me, lad?

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e46cb9 No.344147

the only downside is that they still listen and believe the news jews smh

not even JF talking about cheese can drown it out since everyone is deaf

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e6298d No.344148

File: 0eb9f0af0915373⋯.png (248.96 KB,340x314,170:157,1538868102464.png)

>>344143

MADLAD GOODLAD

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e6298d No.344150

>>344147

keek. I hate it. No idea how people can live in those housies that live wall to wall with each other

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6996c0 No.344151

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