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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: d2ff202acba1b74⋯.png (306.07 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

3a75f0 No.342057 [View All]

Israel, Greece, Cyprus to Ink European Natural Gas Pipeline Deal

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/12/21/israel-greece-cyprus-to-ink-european-natural-gas-pipeline-deal/

Israel Prepares for Mass Immigration of French Jews

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/12/20/israel-prepares-for-mass-immigration-of-french-jews/

Senior Businessman: UK Will ‘Prosper’, Reap the Benefits of Brexit on WTO Rules

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/21/john-longworth-no-deal-uk-prosper-wto/

European Govts Shred ‘No Deal’ Scaremongering on Customs, Travel Disruption

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/21/european-govts-shred-no-deal-scaremongering-customs-travel-disruption/

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d07eca No.342681

>>342666

I feel like the first 24 years of my life were consumed by a rampant fear of death, and then I accepted death, and became bored.

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ef5eaa No.342682

File: c192070994fed90⋯.png (128.21 KB,1009x526,1009:526,ClipboardImage.png)

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ef5eaa No.342683

File: 2bc1f1b42e1a470⋯.png (546.23 KB,783x993,261:331,ClipboardImage.png)

Reviewers are fucking retarded. It being what they describe it as would actually have been more interesting.

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d07eca No.342684

>>342683

What is it actually? Lars von Trier's film The Idiots was a bit of a lark, tbh.

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38a1a3 No.342685

>captcha: bye smx

>>342653

kidneys and blood pressure

>>342657

aren't you a bit old lad?

that must have been painful for father christmas

>>342661

been wearing the same outfit all week since it's warm tbh

going to wear it down to cornwall until I get to the boomer's abode which has stilflingly hot heating on all year round

>>342666

yeah

>>342676

I have to try and clear the tubes first without retching

and no my facial hair is culturally important and also helps retain warmth

should get some beard oil I guess but I sleep on my side so it would muck up the pillow smh

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d07eca No.342686

>A seemingly anti-bourgeois group of adults spend their time seeking their "inner idiot" to release their inhibitions. They do so by behaving in public as if they were developmentally disabled.

Kind of like /newbrit/ the movie, now I think about it.

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ef5eaa No.342687

>>342684

He's inept which we see in the scenes where he murders people and when he tries to cover it up. During and between the different parts of the film we also hear a conversation between two people talking about these incidents as past occurrences where one of them is the main character and the other person is mocking what he does and feels. It is so on the nose nobody could have missed it.

It was actually interesting in the start where the picture in that screen-cap is from as he hadn't committed his first murder yet. Just an ordinary lad wanting to be left alone but who was polite enough to help a wombyn who eventually taunted him and pushed him over the edge smh.

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ef5eaa No.342688

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ef5eaa No.342689

Oh yeah the film also incorporated Nazi myths.

Lars "I understand Hitler" von Trier really doesn't and doesn't try to. It was so hilarious when one of the characters spoiler who ships people to hell had a moral outrage against Nazis.

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d07eca No.342690

>>342689

Lars is just a real life shitposter. He says and produces things to make people mad.

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d07eca No.342691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This was also a really fun series. Just campy nonsense TV drama. Baste angry Swede Doctor is best character.

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ef5eaa No.342692

>>342690

Only thing in this last film that would make people mad are the deaths of the people which are shown in brutal detail we didn't see it when we watched it as no uncut versions are out yet

The only reason there is an outrage is from what is probably a deliberate misunderstanding of the film smh

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ef5eaa No.342693

>>342691

Why would you watch that?

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ef5eaa No.342694

File: 20c79fd5bcb0e0e⋯.png (540.36 KB,642x482,321:241,ClipboardImage.png)

>no chinky elephant friend

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d07eca No.342695

>>342693

Why would you not want to watch a paranormal medical drama with downie actors?

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38a1a3 No.342696

>>342694

KEK what the fuck

that can't be real, why would something evolve that way

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ef5eaa No.342697

>>342695

How did you even find it? and it doesn't sound like something I'd watch tbh

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ef5eaa No.342698

>>342696

Never seen that boy, lad? smh

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d07eca No.342699

>>342697

It was a bit of a meme on 4chan's /x/ way back.

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ef5eaa No.342700

File: 634239a775cf35c⋯.png (372.57 KB,560x373,560:373,ClipboardImage.png)

They'd make great sweepers

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ef5eaa No.342701

File: 5c2621844aea5c4⋯.png (7.57 MB,3543x2698,3543:2698,ClipboardImage.png)

>There has long been an assumption that these lower tusks were actually used as shovels by the animal during feeding, presumably to dig up water plants. However, an analysis of wear patterns has shown that these lower tusks were most likely used in a variety of ways in addition to shoveling, including scraping bark from trees.[3][5] Overall, the evidence indicates that this animal was a versatile browser (an animal that eats broad-leaved plants rather than grass), feeding in both wet and dry settings in a variety of ways. For reasons that are not clearly explained in the literature, Amebelodon is usually portrayed with a short, flap-like trunk (this is true of the associated picture). However, considerable evidence indicates that Amebelodon actually had a long, flexible trunk very much like that found in modern elephants, and that it probably was important for feeding, drinking, etc.

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ef5eaa No.342702

File: 3c74cfbabbcc5a7⋯.png (2.16 MB,1110x1080,37:36,ClipboardImage.png)

>>342701

Nice chin tusks dude

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ef5eaa No.342703

File: ce7781dc819eefe⋯.png (1.05 MB,697x576,697:576,ClipboardImage.png)

top fucking keek

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ef5eaa No.342704

File: d9b755319f9ea02⋯.png (10.56 MB,2608x1952,163:122,ClipboardImage.png)

*stabs you from afar*

>tfw no phalanx elephants

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38a1a3 No.342705

File: 2a1faff832923bd⋯.png (33.37 KB,657x527,657:527,chinkpepe2.png)

there were elephants in china, so many that they were used in warfare like the seamonkeys did, but at some point they were eaten into extinction or something smh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephants_in_ancient_China

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ef5eaa No.342706

File: 0b1fe3598d708a1⋯.png (21.69 KB,639x481,639:481,0b1fe3598d708a18c1a9ea52b7….png)

>>342705

>tfw you can't breed elephants

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011130 No.342707

>>342700

>>342701

>>342702

>>342703

Those are some really big dogs.

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38a1a3 No.342708

File: 3348104cc3582f8⋯.png (104.62 KB,251x242,251:242,laugh7.png)

>the Ming-Mong Mao War

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ef5eaa No.342709

>>342708

>looking for jobs

>one in this place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongstad

>>342707

>the biggest elephant dogs are extinct

smh

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d07eca No.342710

File: e4416b240bf96aa⋯.png (582.69 KB,924x698,462:349,ClipboardImage.png)

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ef5eaa No.342711

File: 695d35def86c0fd⋯.png (524.35 KB,1308x610,654:305,ClipboardImage.png)

>ALL bear dogs are extinct

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38a1a3 No.342712

File: 9347c7be58d8232⋯.png (1.15 MB,1024x1024,1:1,trapper.png)

>the results of a hunting trip on an enormous scale by the first king of the Zhou Dynasty, King Wu, are recounted:

>King Wu hunted and netted 22 tigers, 2 panthers, 5,235 stags, 12 rhinoceri, 721 yaks, 151 bears, 118 yellow-bears, 353 boars, 18 badgers, 16 king-stags, 50 musk-deer, 30 tailed-deer, and 3,508 deer.

>ywn be such an absolute chad

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d07eca No.342713

File: 99d2b436cfcce4a⋯.png (468.79 KB,930x698,465:349,ClipboardImage.png)

Don't say the N-word, Stig!

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ef5eaa No.342714

>>342713

KEEK

>>342712

every single one of them boiled alive as the stress of the animal in its death adds to the flavour

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8bb70a No.342715

>>342705

>tfw no more European elephants

>tfw not living in the timeline where Poles charged at tanks on their elephants

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38a1a3 No.342716

>>342715

they didn't do that on horses either

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d07eca No.342717

File: fc76ef349cfb5ff⋯.png (694.08 KB,942x710,471:355,ClipboardImage.png)

Is this progressive or exploitive? Wonder if they'd get away with it today.

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38a1a3 No.342718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

KEEK

>pisslamic invader gets THOTted

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8bb70a No.342719

>>342716

I know, that's why it's funny

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d07eca No.342720

File: 3359fac0796d133⋯.png (230.4 KB,871x657,871:657,ClipboardImage.png)

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d07eca No.342721

File: e882d828cffc356⋯.png (300.14 KB,875x659,875:659,ClipboardImage.png)

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ef5eaa No.342722

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ef5eaa No.342723

File: 2d31a3058eca9e6⋯.png (12.41 KB,418x408,209:204,ClipboardImage.png)

*licks lips nervously*

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38a1a3 No.342724

File: 7d50a65f107fe6c⋯.png (11.49 KB,553x613,553:613,really big druid.png)

>>342723

*looms over you to assert dominance

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ef5eaa No.342725

File: 9bfe4719e78c821⋯.png (76.65 KB,418x408,209:204,ClipboardImage.png)

>>342724

*uses superior speed to defeat you*

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284bee No.342726

File: 10345313784ddf3⋯.gif (1.72 MB,687x500,687:500,W 271.gif)

sitting on a park bench

years away from fighting

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ef5eaa No.342727

>>342726

hope you brought something to sit on to keep your arse warm

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ef5eaa No.342728

your spotty arse smh ew

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4c9c06 No.342729

>>342722

thumbnail looked like they were kissing.

cats are ghey.

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5d7391 No.342731

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