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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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06dd3f No.341330 [View All]

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cc6797 No.342008

why do teenagers speak so gay these days?

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7d73b3 No.342009

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

might have found a proper civic lass to avatarfag as

>>341994

don't see why you people find her so attractive really. this broad >>341997 that Dorse posts is actually pretty

>>342001

good observation, I concur

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c00cb9 No.342010

File: b1d546cedbb08dd⋯.jpg (1.75 MB,2211x2121,737:707,1530805520683.jpg)

Godnight pembs

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cc6797 No.342011

>>342009

please do not avatarfag

it should be a bannable offence

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7d73b3 No.342012

>>342011

>t. avatarfags as jessica and kat

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cc6797 No.342013

>>342012

that's not avatarfagging retard

avatarfagging is every/most post, like neo

she avatarfags and quite frankly it is absolutely annoying

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cc6797 No.342014

new idea

losing sports teams shall be executed

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4f810d No.342015

>>342008

being gay is cool and trendy

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4f810d No.342016

>>341984

>femdom can be pretty nice tho

patrician

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cc6797 No.342017

im sorry

so sorry

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4f810d No.342018

>>342017

what's the matter lad

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cc6797 No.342019

File: 66ec11dd2cc0e73⋯.jpg (56.87 KB,720x656,45:41,1534980410348.jpg)

>>342018

had a wank a while ago

dont wanna be a normie tbh i want to slay my enemies and die in battle

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7d73b3 No.342020

>>342017

>>342019

the harm of wanking is exacerbated if you feel shame and regret afterwards. definitely aim to reduce your fap habit, but don't beat yourself up over it when it happens

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4f810d No.342021

File: ba670fa16043fb1⋯.jpg (21.16 KB,300x626,150:313,i know that feel.jpg)

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b7d795 No.342022

brapping

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cc6797 No.342023

>>342022

stop eating fibre

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7d73b3 No.342024

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no smol tiddy mexican goth gf

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cc6797 No.342025

File: 6699712b1b7d2b9⋯.png (335.62 KB,358x465,358:465,wink.png)

where is she, lads? is she dead?

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cc6797 No.342026

>house rattles constantly at night cos of the wind

literally cant sleep cos of it

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af18ec No.342027

File: d9b1a6c3434b932⋯.png (14.91 KB,500x500,1:1,goodnightpepe4.png)

I fucking hope so

>it's a 4:30 AM an you wake up with a blocked nostril that won't fucking go away episode

I sent a last email to my grandparents

fuck it though I'm going to town and then walking to lids and getting all my favourite stuff and I won't even go to their fucking new years shit unless they pay for the tickets

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cc6797 No.342028

>>342027

spoonful of mustard

ginger mixed with honey

>I fucking hope so

not very nice chief

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7d73b3 No.342029

>>342027

>implying olds know how to use email

naive, lad

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af18ec No.342030

guess I'll try and get back to sleep tbh

>>342029

they have had no problems in the past

everyone is deaf so we only use email

>>342028

wish I had made some honey and garlic tbh

you just chop up the garlic and put it in a pot of clear honey and leave it for the whole year until winter

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cc6797 No.342031

wish i had a sister so i could cuddle her

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b7d795 No.342032

>>342031

sisters don't tend to be incestuous in real life.

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cc6797 No.342033

>>342032

do you think she'll have a choice?

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b7d795 No.342034

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based Kay

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2c3f5a No.342035

>>342034

Pure chad body like me

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85959d No.342036

Happy Yule lads

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af18ec No.342037

>getting dressed

>spider cunt rises into view

>makes it to the ceiling

>ok whatever

>move to leave the room

>fucker drops straight down

CUNT FUCK OFF

>>342036

good yule too lad

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7d73b3 No.342038

>>342037

I should invent some kind of spider-catcher on a stick and market it. like if there's a spider on your ceiling, you use the spider catcher stick and catch the spider from 1-10 feet away and then you can let it outside. people that hate spiders would buy that, the best alternative is using the long nozzle on a vacuum cleaner

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b7d795 No.342039

>>342038

That actually exists already.

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b7d795 No.342040

File: 36461bd280c9b02⋯.png (59.98 KB,1270x899,1270:899,el coolio frogge.png)

>bowl of mince for breakfast

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7d73b3 No.342041

>>342040

nice

gonna snooze, time portal to mummy breakfast and coffee

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af18ec No.342042

File: e93f36081e0892b⋯.png (671.99 KB,1231x1000,1231:1000,californication.png)

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af18ec No.342043

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b7d795 No.342044

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af18ec No.342045

File: a5ad9c40fbfc604⋯.webm (1.87 MB,640x360,16:9,the longest blyat ever.webm)

File: ad8eca41f02f69a⋯.webm (4.16 MB,480x360,4:3,no time to lose.webm)

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b7d795 No.342046

>>342045

What is a blyat, anyway?

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af18ec No.342047

>>342046

I think it just means "fuck"

>BLLLYAAAATTTTT

<What are you doing shouting fuck? no more computer for you

>ma, ma, oyyy! mama, oyyyy!

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af18ec No.342048

File: 67f9af8abf99a36⋯.webm (3.78 MB,624x464,39:29,nursing home.webm)

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b7d795 No.342049

bored. Who wants a tarot reading?

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af18ec No.342050

>>342049

yeah go on lad

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b7d795 No.342051

Tarot reading for /newbrit/

The moon, Four of coins, Four of wands.

Don't know what the fuck that means. Shit game.

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b7d795 No.342052

>>342050

You got Queen of Pentacles, Strength, and Ten of cups.

Dunno what that means either. Don't know who's cards these are, honestly.

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5124cc No.342053

Need new thread lads

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5124cc No.342054

Useless NEEThogs

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af18ec No.342055

gód iúla á efengelícan

good yule all fellows

úre wintrum smyltnes

your winters serene

ond godas bletsung

and gods' blessing

https://clyp.it/0obnuul1

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af18ec No.342056

File: 7bb1bff3fb6bcf4⋯.png (236.4 KB,2472x1040,309:130,ClipboardImage.png)

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04df7b No.342059

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