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cc6797 (12) No.342008>>342015

why do teenagers speak so gay these days?

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7d73b3 (7) No.342009>>342011

[pop]Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

might have found a proper civic lass to avatarfag as

>>341994

don't see why you people find her so attractive really. this broad >>341997 that Dorse posts is actually pretty

>>342001

good observation, I concur

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c00cb9 (1) No.342010

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Godnight pembs

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cc6797 (12) No.342011>>342012

>>342009

please do not avatarfag

it should be a bannable offence

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7d73b3 (7) No.342012>>342013

>>342011

>t. avatarfags as jessica and kat

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cc6797 (12) No.342013

>>342012

that's not avatarfagging retard

avatarfagging is every/most post, like neo

she avatarfags and quite frankly it is absolutely annoying

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cc6797 (12) No.342014

new idea

losing sports teams shall be executed

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4f810d (4) No.342015

>>342008

being gay is cool and trendy

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4f810d (4) No.342016

>>341984

>femdom can be pretty nice tho

patrician

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cc6797 (12) No.342017>>342018 >>342020

im sorry

so sorry

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4f810d (4) No.342018>>342019

>>342017

what's the matter lad

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cc6797 (12) No.342019>>342020 >>342021

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>>342018

had a wank a while ago

dont wanna be a normie tbh i want to slay my enemies and die in battle

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7d73b3 (7) No.342020

>>342017

>>342019

the harm of wanking is exacerbated if you feel shame and regret afterwards. definitely aim to reduce your fap habit, but don't beat yourself up over it when it happens

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4f810d (4) No.342021

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b7d795 (10) No.342022>>342023

brapping

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cc6797 (12) No.342023

>>342022

stop eating fibre

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7d73b3 (7) No.342024

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>no smol tiddy mexican goth gf

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cc6797 (12) No.342025

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where is she, lads? is she dead?

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cc6797 (12) No.342026

>house rattles constantly at night cos of the wind

literally cant sleep cos of it

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af18ec (11) No.342027>>342028 >>342029

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I fucking hope so

>it's a 4:30 AM an you wake up with a blocked nostril that won't fucking go away episode

I sent a last email to my grandparents

fuck it though I'm going to town and then walking to lids and getting all my favourite stuff and I won't even go to their fucking new years shit unless they pay for the tickets

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cc6797 (12) No.342028>>342030

>>342027

spoonful of mustard

ginger mixed with honey

>I fucking hope so

not very nice chief

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7d73b3 (7) No.342029>>342030

>>342027

>implying olds know how to use email

naive, lad

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af18ec (11) No.342030

guess I'll try and get back to sleep tbh

>>342029

they have had no problems in the past

everyone is deaf so we only use email

>>342028

wish I had made some honey and garlic tbh

you just chop up the garlic and put it in a pot of clear honey and leave it for the whole year until winter

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cc6797 (12) No.342031>>342032

wish i had a sister so i could cuddle her

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b7d795 (10) No.342032>>342033

>>342031

sisters don't tend to be incestuous in real life.

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cc6797 (12) No.342033

>>342032

do you think she'll have a choice?

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b7d795 (10) No.342034>>342035

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based Kay

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2c3f5a (1) No.342035

>>342034

Pure chad body like me

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85959d (1) No.342036>>342037

Happy Yule lads

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af18ec (11) No.342037>>342038

>getting dressed

>spider cunt rises into view

>makes it to the ceiling

>ok whatever

>move to leave the room

>fucker drops straight down

CUNT FUCK OFF

>>342036

good yule too lad

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7d73b3 (7) No.342038>>342039

>>342037

I should invent some kind of spider-catcher on a stick and market it. like if there's a spider on your ceiling, you use the spider catcher stick and catch the spider from 1-10 feet away and then you can let it outside. people that hate spiders would buy that, the best alternative is using the long nozzle on a vacuum cleaner

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b7d795 (10) No.342039

>>342038

That actually exists already.

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b7d795 (10) No.342040>>342041 >>342042

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>bowl of mince for breakfast

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7d73b3 (7) No.342041

>>342040

nice

gonna snooze, time portal to mummy breakfast and coffee

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af18ec (11) No.342042>>342044

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af18ec (11) No.342043

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b7d795 (10) No.342044

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af18ec (11) No.342045>>342046

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b7d795 (10) No.342046>>342047

>>342045

What is a blyat, anyway?

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af18ec (11) No.342047

>>342046

I think it just means "fuck"

>BLLLYAAAATTTTT

<What are you doing shouting fuck? no more computer for you

>ma, ma, oyyy! mama, oyyyy!

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af18ec (11) No.342048

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b7d795 (10) No.342049>>342050

bored. Who wants a tarot reading?

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af18ec (11) No.342050>>342052

>>342049

yeah go on lad

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b7d795 (10) No.342051

Tarot reading for /newbrit/

The moon, Four of coins, Four of wands.

Don't know what the fuck that means. Shit game.

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b7d795 (10) No.342052

>>342050

You got Queen of Pentacles, Strength, and Ten of cups.

Dunno what that means either. Don't know who's cards these are, honestly.

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5124cc (2) No.342053

Need new thread lads

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5124cc (2) No.342054

Useless NEEThogs

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af18ec (11) No.342055

gód iúla á efengelícan

good yule all fellows

úre wintrum smyltnes

your winters serene

ond godas bletsung

and gods' blessing

https://clyp.it/0obnuul1

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04df7b (1) No.342059

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