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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 19f51267da67ce9⋯.png (1.79 MB,1274x721,182:103,obligatory thread image.png)

4898e9 No.339894 [View All]

put something here

like legit this time

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13cc1b No.340572

>>340569

i dont need to be lectured on sexual attraction buy YOU of all people

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af9251 No.340573

File: ab1745705711f63⋯.jpg (27.83 KB,459x527,27:31,1543277977124.jpg)

>>340561

I never said people should follow whatever their subconscious mind likes, the conscious mind has to decide whether to act on attractions. It just doesn't help anyone to pretend there's no actual attraction while they continue to fall for the urge via porn over and over again. You've never been that bright smh so I shouldn't expect non-strawman arguments from you.

>>340567

Yeah, they need to acknowledge the attraction before they can rectify it. Denial cures no ill.

The subconscious mind can't tell the difference between fiction and reality so it absorbs ideas and feelings from all experiences equally, this is why people can become obsessively attracted to characters in cartoons or books even though they're not "real world". There's some fucked up people out there and this is part of why.

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9ecfbc No.340574

File: 1f98e8cb99d86c1⋯.jpg (35.27 KB,510x383,510:383,civic lass 7.jpg)

>>340572

MUIREPCIVIC EHT NIOJ

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6ab3a6 No.340575

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

So does anyone want to watch Pitch Black tonight, or save it for Friday?

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13cc1b No.340576

>>340573

I'm more intelligent than you

You're just a dumb slag

Might just filter your immoral trap shite

>>340574

baste

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13cc1b No.340577

this is all just coping to justify her tranny pushing stuff

shes a vile person

deserves death but unironically

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9ecfbc No.340578

File: 5f93af62b78d095⋯.jpg (80.64 KB,750x1199,750:1199,gun hit or miss.jpg)

>>340573

>Denial cures no ill

What about holocaust denial?

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6ab3a6 No.340579

File: fdf14714e9b85e5⋯.png (822.89 KB,824x1131,824:1131,assdubs.png)

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50c80f No.340580

>>340503

>uh oh

I'd probably prefer they use it for scientific study than marketing tbf

>>340505

>bullshit

I wouldn't go that far, I'm sure there's some truth to it. but I certainly feel the need to point out that it's unproven

>>340516

We had sausages and mash with 3 different vegetable varieties. Beetroot, Cauliflower cheese and brussels.

Was pretty dece tbf

>>340525

yes, thank you for your contribution

>>340547

You really ought to be seeing upperbody gains with OHP, Bench, and chins lad

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f8c570 No.340581

>>340573

>Yeah, they need to acknowledge the attraction before they can rectify it. Denial cures no ill.

But they don't have to talk about it with other people, and denying it could just be a way to stop such conversations.

>The subconscious mind can't tell the difference between fiction and reality so it absorbs ideas and feelings from all experiences equally, this is why people can become obsessively attracted to characters in cartoons or books even though they're not "real world".

But we do this even without visual stimuli, forever we've shared stories around the campfire, however they are obviously not the same thing as interacting with real people in the real world. Just because you find it hot and exciting to watch something in porn doesn't mean you'd feel the same way in a similar situation in real life. The two don't necessarily translate 1 o 1 or at all, so the only thing this internet test can tell us is what porn people watch, and possibly if observed over time how their urges change.

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50c80f No.340582

>>340520

I also second the line on porn addiction

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f8c570 No.340583

Fuck's sake the twins are confusing me again

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af9251 No.340584

>>340578

Yeah, because "denier" is a charged statement used to frame the argument against you.

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13cc1b No.340585

>>340583

are you colourblind?

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13cc1b No.340586

make a dorseswazi so we can confuse him even further

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7f8b60 No.340587

>>340580

>You really ought to be seeing upperbody gains with OHP, Bench, and chins lad

I stalled early on OHP and same with bench 'cause I was too shy to get a spotter and didn't wanna die

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d0f9f2 No.340588

>>340585

That's what I'm saying

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f8c570 No.340589

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>>340585

I don't know what it is. it fucks with me

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7f8b60 No.340590

need some fat beefy gym bro to push me to my limits. I had that for one workout, I was doing bench and the guy loaded way more plates than I can handle and he's like "cmon brah I gotchu we're gonna getchu big brah". that's how you succeed

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7f8b60 No.340591

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT

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5eec1d No.340592

File: 7a412471e0c96d3⋯.png (576.71 KB,1306x674,653:337,7a412471e0c96d339ced043afa….png)

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6ab3a6 No.340593

File: 0525dd0c1b48d6c⋯.png (1.36 KB,100x100,1:1,swazidorset.png)

File: f830ddffc779a71⋯.png (12.86 KB,400x300,4:3,andyswazis.png)

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8fda28 No.340594

File: 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB,188x341,188:341,1462828666268.jpg)

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13cc1b No.340595

>>340592

BASTE black man

>>340593

keek needs to be a flag tbh

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6ab3a6 No.340596

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepe.png)

>nobody even has the decency to say "no" to watching Pitch Black

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f8c570 No.340597

>>340593

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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7f8b60 No.340598

>>340596

I'm busy today I gotta do shit I really shouldn't be on here tbh

soz breh

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6ab3a6 No.340599

File: 6684aaca57ffc11⋯.png (742 B,20x16,5:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>>340595

added to meta

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f8c570 No.340600

>>340596

I said no to Riddick i think

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6ab3a6 No.340602

>>340600

smh lad it's a cool 80s action film except made in the 90s

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d0f9f2 No.340603

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50c80f No.340604

>>340587

I really doubt that. Were you getting all your macros and a proper amount of sleep?

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13cc1b No.340605

>>340599

nice chum

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6ab3a6 No.340606

File: d8e770dd4b6329a⋯.png (1.43 KB,100x100,1:1,swaziwales.png)

>>340597

it's too late

you will be assimilated

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1fc2e3 No.340607

Did the lad who had his interview do okay today?

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d0f9f2 No.340608

>>340607

No lass, he's dead

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f8c570 No.340609

File: a0e5f00a86d7a73⋯.png (947.33 KB,1280x641,1280:641,ClipboardImage.png)

>>340602

Rebooting Hellboy

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9ecfbc No.340610

>>340593

Get spicposter to replace every flag with its swazi

>>340596

I like the film tbh

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7f8b60 No.340611

>>340604

yeah, I gained fine on other exercises. the problem was with how I was doing the exercises, didn't push myself enough

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6ab3a6 No.340612

File: 5bb178233ff7f9f⋯.png (1.29 KB,100x100,1:1,swazikern.png)

>>340609

what's wrong with the first one besides the natsoc hate smh

>>340610

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50c80f No.340613

>>340611

I see. Tbh you should never worry too much about losing the weight. I you fail a bench you just let it slowly drop on your chest and then you roll it off

It's a sad moment but it's just one of those things

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d0f9f2 No.340614

>>340609

Hellboy is good

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7f8b60 No.340615

added

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d0f9f2 No.340616

>>340613

Can't do that when you're bench 50kg or more lad

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7f8b60 No.340618

alright I'll be back in a few hours gotta force myself off

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50c80f No.340619

>>340616

I can and I have

and unlike the rest of you 60kg is very nearly my weight

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f8c570 No.340621

File: d579838ab1487d9⋯.png (398.85 KB,758x426,379:213,ClipboardImage.png)

Oh wait it's the guy that tells people to punch nazis in the face smh

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13cc1b No.340622

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af9251 No.340623

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6ab3a6 No.340624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>340621

KEEEEK what a cunt

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