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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: d982687d0b9b68e⋯.png (576.28 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

448d42 No.338395 [View All]

WATCH: Aftermath of Shootout with Police Shows Strasbourg Attacker Slumped in Doorway

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/14/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-deadly-strasbourg-christmas-market-terror-attack/

Video taken after a shootout between French police and Cherif Chekatt shows the Strasbourg terror suspect slumped in a doorway after being fatally shot.

Macron Had Helicopter on Standby to Escape Presidential Palace During Protests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/14/fearful-yellow-vests-macron-helicopter-standby-escape-elysee-palace/

French President Emmanuel Macron was not only present at the Élysée Palace during “Act IV” of the Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) protests but had a helicopter on standby to escape in case protesters broke in, according to reports.

>The French leader fortified the Élysée Palace last Saturday with an unprecedented amount of security, including 500 republican guards, around a hundred police and gendarmes armed with water cannons, and other anti-riot measures, Le Dauphine reports.

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30282d No.339101

>>339093

What do you mean? Men build muscle faster and atrophy slower when they stop working out. Women retain a little bit more fat but then everyone does as they get older even if healthy, but that gives thrm no advantage to getting fit over men. They only have relative disadvantages.

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66d0a0 No.339102

>>339101

Yeah personally I couldn't probably destroy most women

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a74650 No.339103

>>339098

movie tonight?

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9be4cf No.339104

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66d0a0 No.339105

File: bdd299f8b597ec4⋯.png (1009.47 KB,1024x683,1024:683,ClipboardImage.png)

x

>>339103

maybe seems like we're at a standstill

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a74650 No.339106

>>339102

>Yeah personally I couldn't probably destroy most women

this isn't a very well constructed sentence tbh, I've read it a few times and I'm still not sure what you're saying

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66d0a0 No.339107

File: f3522cf728e377d⋯.png (1.31 MB,800x1200,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Where's the Lew I need a punching bag

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ab8830 No.339108

lmao

fucking Q spam

>>339096

they don't even bother to wrap their baps or do their hair right

I like these pictures from a fetishistic standpoint but the reality is a bit shit

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66d0a0 No.339109

I guess we're traumatised by just how bad yesterday's film is. Thanks a lot Wessex and Kayssex

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a74650 No.339110

>>339109

it was still fun, taking the piss out of it

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ab8830 No.339111

>>339109

just put on an animated film

what about big hero 6, that's full of poz

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4fa58b No.339112

>>339101

women dont do as much physical stuff, they are generally smaller, so they dont need to eat anywhere near as much

im not talking about "getting fit"

its more difficult for a man to gain weight than a woman

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30282d No.339113

>>339100

Keek.

>>339107

I know it's a shop but literally would tbh.

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ebf162 No.339114

File: 180547150070077⋯.jpg (412.28 KB,868x1228,217:307,__nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg)

File: 94d814c4760cdba⋯.jpg (122.55 KB,644x868,23:31,August von Mackensen.jpg)

File: 6031231b0f38bf7⋯.jpg (186.9 KB,949x1340,949:1340,bikini_jacket.jpg)

File: cd6b8c0d4200f2f⋯.png (516.57 KB,599x960,599:960,c07257351b704c559653b1d725….png)

File: 93123886baa7f9b⋯.jpg (109.14 KB,802x1200,401:600,Dq90nGTUwAAaz_s.jpg)

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4fa58b No.339115

anyone that creates an image like that will unironically be sent to hell

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4fb797 No.339116

Let's play the drawing game.

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66d0a0 No.339117

File: 00a7343c5978437⋯.png (1.47 MB,960x1440,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 00a7343c5978437⋯.png (1.47 MB,960x1440,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

HOW ABOUT THIS FRESH FILM

The House That Jack Built

>The story follows Jack, a highly intelligent serial killer, over the course of twelve years, and depicts the murders that really develop his inner madman.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4003440/?ref_=tt_mv_close

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a74650 No.339118

File: 7b16b74c2f54e84⋯.gif (120.14 KB,554x400,277:200,7b16b74c2f54e8422f1f771292….gif)

>drinking a lovely cup of tea

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a74650 No.339119

File: 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB,900x900,1:1,3358d79d3f58d037db0e847a68….png)

>>339117

>violent films

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ebf162 No.339120

File: 65d20581b67edd7⋯.jpg (41.99 KB,1024x768,4:3,Suburra-poster-1024x768.jpg)

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ab8830 No.339121

>>339114

the hussar is decent

>>339117

like american psycho? ok

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66d0a0 No.339122

File: 0ea268eec1b5b6a⋯.png (81.6 KB,220x325,44:65,ClipboardImage.png)

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>>339119

How about a film where jail bait Ellen page torments a pedophile_

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4fb797 No.339123

File: 9d25d443e715236⋯.png (437.09 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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30282d No.339124

>>339112

Yeah you've still got no excuse to be scrawny. Unless you're young. Sometimes lads can get hench at 14, sometimes people need to go through a kind of second puberty in their 20s like I did. Shoulders got broader, could swear my jaw got stronger, and I built muscle and got tubby doing basic life stuff not even proper exercise and just by eating what my newfound appetite demanded. Of course some lads will just always be little weeds like Rees Mogg. You might be the same. Only time will tell.

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66d0a0 No.339125

>>339123

|she has to watch black and white because she can#t afford the colour loicence

>>339120

nah

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30282d No.339126

>>339122

Seen it before. Was great. I'd be willing to watch again.

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66d0a0 No.339127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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4fa58b No.339128

>>339124

i could beat you up

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4fb797 No.339129

>>339125

Mummy and Daddy get it but I never watch live telly. Only use the telly for my gaming.

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66d0a0 No.339130

>>339126

okay I will put that on

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66d0a0 No.339131

))WE NEED A NEW THREAD))

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a74650 No.339132

>>339130

don't you need to upload it first?

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66d0a0 No.339133

File: eeabc36ba10d13a⋯.png (438.9 KB,1200x500,12:5,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 420fdf4cd58ff94⋯.png (122.06 KB,206x305,206:305,ClipboardImage.png)

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30282d No.339134

>>339128

>chloe moretz is manlier than me

>I could beat you up

*pushes you over with one hand and moderate force*

Stay down, lad. Don't want to hurt you tbh.

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66d0a0 No.339135

File: ed41f7a947779d9⋯.png (261.21 KB,400x400,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

starting to play the film in 5-10 min, get in

https://www.rabb.it/22st

https://www.rabb.it/22st

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30282d No.339136

>>339133

Redirects to the homepage again and says I need to download through google play for an account. Wew. Ccan you look thrpugh your settings to allow anons to join else I'm fucked.

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66d0a0 No.339137

>>339136

Oh right, here

https://www.rabb.it/22st

https://www.rabb.it/22st

could make an account and be my friend lad, it comes with a lot of privileges

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66d0a0 No.339138

File: 29f9663257cc090⋯.png (256.85 KB,600x300,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.rabb.it/22st

GET IN BOIS PLAYING SOON

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ba1e79 No.339139

h

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30282d No.339140

>>339138

Aaaaah I'm still trying to find an email other than jewgle that isn't blocked so I can make a rabbit account.

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93f060 No.339141

>>339140

you don't need to confirm the email, just type literally anything in

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756fd6 No.339142

File: c33e8d491657e8c⋯.png (147.91 KB,620x670,62:67,ClipboardImage.png)

File: cc3ffba09692577⋯.png (181.32 KB,620x796,155:199,ClipboardImage.png)

File: b4673267114a764⋯.png (82.16 KB,620x794,310:397,ClipboardImage.png)

Intredasting

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66d0a0 No.339143

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756fd6 No.339144

File: c34cb49ef9125a0⋯.png (78.03 KB,620x776,155:194,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 11bb652e4626377⋯.png (240.39 KB,1000x724,250:181,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw people are more likely to watch black women get dicked than BLACKED

I can live with this

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756fd6 No.339145

>>339143

Yeah I know, glad I don't watch porn anymore

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ba1e79 No.339146

>>339144

based bleaching tbh

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30282d No.339147

>>339141

>>339141

Ah thanks lid. It reject guerrillamail so didn't think to put something random. Joined.

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93f060 No.339148

>>339142

>lesbian strap on

>392%

misandristic WGTOW femcels smh

>>339144

>Pakistan

>big dick

kek

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ba1e79 No.339149

>>339148

>Pakis wanting to see big dicks

Actual cucks

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186915 No.339150

h

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