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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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a03528 No.336903 [View All]

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2d5b02 No.337607

File: 9571be67fca52d7⋯.jpg (41.05 KB,468x286,18:11,a057ebca-b677-481a-b475-12….jpg)

>>337598

yeah i guess there is nothing wrong with any fantasy about anything right? wont stop me at smh at you tho.

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0eb296 No.337608

>>337605

no but the fantasising is the part im objecting with lad

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841b52 No.337609

>>337604

>tfw steiner has had this

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2a933f No.337610

>>337606

I'd not let you near here

it was bad enough having shrop and vanlad and anprim salivating over my dad's portrait of her

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cda741 No.337611

File: 0e53b363bdfe716⋯.png (138.3 KB,236x334,118:167,ClipboardImage.png)

>hate hair when its on my body

>love hair when its on my head

i live in a society

>>337546

that vid got me in the musical mood and now i can play the homo bar intro on guitar

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841b52 No.337612

nothing wrong with sibling love

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a53253 No.337613

>there's nothing wrong with fantasising about being cucked as long as I'd never do it IRL

baste

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a8a36e No.337614

>>337611

I loved the first Lew pic I saw

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0eb296 No.337615

EY UH

BARRY MANILOW CALLED

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841b52 No.337616

>>337610

i'm a good lad really

p-please

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c28e0b No.337617

>>337585

God I wish I could meet you irl and you would repeatedly kick me in the chest wearing combat boots and a military uniform, as I'm naked on the floor, spit at me, call me worthless and scream obscenities at me in Russian and kraut, then sit on my face while hitting my cock and balls with a hard wooden ruler.

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841b52 No.337618

>>337613

i fantasise about being a bull

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35593c No.337619

>>337608

if a man has attractive relatives can you really blame him for finding them attractive? it's like when a man is married, he'll still find other women attractive but he wouldn't ever cheat on his wife. similar principle.

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a53253 No.337620

>>337617

this might be the worst post we've ever had on this board

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841b52 No.337621

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0eb296 No.337622

AND HE WANTS HIS WARDROBE BACK

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a8a36e No.337623

File: 0eb9f0af0915373⋯.png (248.96 KB,340x314,170:157,1538868102464.png)

>>337617

>I-I'm only joking I swear this is not something i actaully want!!

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35593c No.337624

>>337617

tremendous post. made the willard twitch it did.

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a8a36e No.337625

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cda741 No.337626

File: 83a5b4940f94ec3⋯.jpg (80.05 KB,1450x795,290:159,1544084957696.jpg)

>>337597

This is horrendous poor worker but that is also a really aesthetic impaling wow it's so cleanly cut, amazing to look at.

Miracle that he survived without a major artery cut.

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2a933f No.337627

File: abd492652589889⋯.png (598.58 KB,1797x651,599:217,my best posts.png)

tbh that's a pretty good post

we need more of this sort of thing

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e61479 No.337628

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB,1024x576,16:9,man of culture.jpg)

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a8a36e No.337629

>>337626

You should get some nose gauges, lad

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841b52 No.337630

new bread kneaded lads

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2d5b02 No.337631

>>337617

i… o-ok but only if you pay me

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0eb296 No.337632

File: 1d0a728eac31877⋯.jpg (86.33 KB,507x339,169:113,172866511.jpg)

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a8a36e No.337633

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a53253 No.337634

>>337632

>>

get out tbh

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e61479 No.337635

File: fae74c93c9bf137⋯.png (900.65 KB,960x672,10:7,ClipboardImage.png)

>>337626

Yeah it's pretty cool in a morbid way

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841b52 No.337636

>>337632

you have no right to talk about anyone elses sexual morality

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841b52 No.337637

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB,601x601,1:1,JUST.jpg)

>daftie will never hold your hand

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0eb296 No.337638

File: f6f8cfb91556105⋯.jpg (35.61 KB,450x320,45:32,stock-photo-tired-man-stre….jpg)

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0eb296 No.337639

>>337636

and yet I do and will continue to

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98a661 No.337640

File: bc1ac3031add488⋯.jpg (26.98 KB,462x367,462:367,sam neills ride never ends.jpg)

Well it seems my arrival has coincided with… I don't know what this is

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12a3b1 No.337641

>>337601

>tfw herts tried to lecture us on how incest was based

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a53253 No.337642

File: 76d6aa63a51c97c⋯.jpg (28.31 KB,598x399,598:399,lenny.jpg)

i'm out

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98a661 No.337643

>>337641

But you see, cousin marriage isn't NECESSARILY a bad thing…

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841b52 No.337645

>dad has been up pub for a drink

NO

NO

FUCK OFF I HATE IT HES COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AFTER A DRINK SO ANNOYING

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e61479 No.337646

>>337641

>diluting your family's assets

smh lad, incest is why the muslims are so powerful

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0eb296 No.337647

>>337640

coincide but not coincidence

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2a933f No.337648

File: bd9647e3ef48272⋯.png (447.94 KB,600x352,75:44,turksdeclarewar.png)

enter hurts

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2d5b02 No.337649

File: f6f103b71aab405⋯.jpg (54.07 KB,800x450,16:9,1483670913898.jpg)

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a8a36e No.337650

>>337645

*unbuckles belt*

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e61479 No.337651

>>337643

I'd shag my cousin if I had the chance tbh too bad we've both got partners and she probably wouldn't be up for it anyway though smh

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c28e0b No.337652

>>337631

Wew lass. Unironically could arrange such a transaction.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING A PAYPIG )
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a8a36e No.337654

>>337652

Get in line, lad. I paid her first

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0eb296 No.337655

>>337645

I knew this would happen

now all the childhood solo hanky panky championship stories will pour forth like water over Niagara falls

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35593c No.337657

>>337632

fascist

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98a661 No.337658

>>337652

I actually know girls who constantly get these request from men like you. They are repulsed by you lmao but you like that

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a03528 No.337659

>all those new threads

which one do you want lads

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