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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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15a8a5 No.335458 [View All]

Mounted Police and APCs Deployed as ‘Act IV’ of Yellow Vest Protests Unfolds

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/08/mounted-police-and-apcs-deployed-as-act-iv-of-yellow-vest-protests-unfolds/

A total of 615 Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) have been arrested in Paris so far, with 508 of them remaining in custody as French police attempt to lock down the streets of Paris and make preventative arrests to quell potential violence.

>New reports indicate that around sixty people required hospitalisation as a result of the protests in Paris today, mostly with minor injuries. The number of injured is down sharply from last week, when 162 people required hospital care.

>New arrest figures for Paris show the number of Yellow Vests arrested by police has risen to 737. At least 55 people are said to have been wounded so far in the violent clashes, including three police officers.

>Around 400 Yellow Vest protesters have been arrested in Brussels, Belgium, and one police officer has been wounded.

Black Dems Upset Pelosi Considering Committee Term Limits

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/12/08/black-dems-upset-pelosi-considering-committee-term-limits/

Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA), the Chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), said on Thursday that it is a “bad idea” for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to consider instituting term limits on committee chairs.

>Pelosi said on Thursday that she was “sympathetic to the concerns that have been expressed” by some House Democrats regarding term limits.

>“I think it’s a bad idea, I think it’s awful timing, and I think it’s a hell of a reward for all these chairmen who went out there traveling the country and busting their behinds to get Democrats elected,” Richmond told The Hill.

>As The Hill noted, Republicans “have an established system of capping chairmanships,” arguing that “the constant churn of new faces brings fresh perspectives and ideas to the legislative process.” But, on the flip side, “chairmen who lose their gavel may want to leave Congress altogether, depriving the institution of experienced legislators” with institutional knowledge.

'Generational divide': UK split by age over tax rises for public services

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/08/generational-divide-uk-split-by-age-over-tax-rises-for-public-services

Under-45s list climate change, Brexit and technology as bigger priorities than healthcare'

>Younger adults are far less keen than older people on raising taxes to fund public services and want volunteers to help ease the growing crisis in social care, a survey shows.

>It reveals a stark generational divide over whether to increase taxation, with under-45s much less supportive than those aged over 45.

>The results suggest that public support for tax rises to fund the NHS, and the health service receiving a growing share of public spending, may be eroded in the coming years.

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2ac6c1 No.336134

>>336124

I give you this additionally

One day I will reclaim the fashion industry

>>336125

christ what did I do to deserve all these words

>not neos fault

fine. sure.

but people have come to such conclusions on their own right? otherwise you wouldn't be wording it like that surely

perhaps they all happily decided they were mentally ill with the gentle push from a discord community of other confused individuals?

>it's a reputation developing for reasons I covered

so you're saying that we only think she preys on lads and turns them gay because she

>has a gay posting style

>and already affiliates with a lot of gays

yes?

as far as I'm concerned collecting gay people into a discord server and posting in a gay manner would create an ethos that would encourage individuals to 'come out' even if the intention to do so wasn't present. so ultimately the effect is the same. EYE EM OH

Notably I have no clue who you are and therefore are given no reason to way value or *trust* your opinion either way.

>Goes on to talk about people I didn't mention

naturally I'm going to ignore this because I didn't name them

>I think

well thank you for your opinion

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211789 No.336135

File: 2e76bf78b6bb348⋯.png (362.19 KB,404x563,404:563,k.png)

>>336134

>One day I will reclaim the fashion industry

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2ac6c1 No.336136

File: 49687dd80c8a3c0⋯.jpg (69.84 KB,564x564,1:1,f8023a0362b6fd0eea43617c7e….jpg)

>>336135

just watch me bois

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211789 No.336137

File: fa655d8bb62065d⋯.jpg (128.74 KB,1170x1170,1:1,sponge.jpg)

>>336136

honestly cringy

heres my fashion

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2ac6c1 No.336138

>>336137

I like loincloths as well

if I had my way we'd all just wear really extravagant loincloths and headdresses

perhaps some jewellery thrown in

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2ac6c1 No.336139

>>336136

man that coat and those trainers are cool tho

the ski mask and hoodie are a bit much but otherwise you'd look right cool

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f943d7 No.336140

>>336134

>perhaps they all happily decided they were mentally ill with the gentle push from a discord community of other confused individuals?

All? Who is all? Which people have become gay or trans that you can point to that constitute this "all?". You are indicating previous people that have become gay or trans, but there is no one you can point to.

"discord community of other confused individuals?"? Who? You are suggesting things about the make up of the server members. Things which are incorrect, and that you would have no way of knowing anyway.

>as far as I'm concerned collecting gay people into a discord server

But she has not collected gay people into a discord server.

>so ultimately the effect is the same.

Can you point to someone on who this effect has been made?

But also I should point out that we've now gone from "Neo tricks people into HRT" (Not a direct quote of you, but a paraphrasing of what everyone usually says.) to "Neo collects gay people together and posts in a gay way, which could rub off on them and make them more gay." The latter is very different from what is normally suggested.

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211789 No.336141

File: cf6732428f4509b⋯.jpg (7.68 KB,225x225,1:1,1539432553696.jpg)

sex

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9f176e No.336142

File: 361afbdd20d505c⋯.png (458.81 KB,720x757,720:757,Untitled.png)

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be3198 No.336143

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>>336141

>implying you've had

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211789 No.336144

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9f176e No.336145

>>336143

that was unusual

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be3198 No.336146

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>>336145

The most esoteric of Youtube animators.

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9f176e No.336147

File: baebd51cda15b0d⋯.mp4 (1.51 MB,360x360,1:1,sound of mars.mp4)

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2ac6c1 No.336148

>>336140

>what is all

christ do you talk to people like this? all of your posts on this subject seem to use lawyer language multiple times

In this context I am referring to your 'the fun fact is this:' sentence. 'All' would be all of the people who have decided to be gay/trans irrespective neos influence. I assume these people exist at all because of the way you chose to word that sentence, mr/ms. lawyer.

I shall say this refers to all of you because I'm a prickly character :^)

>can you point

obviously I can't if I only know 4 members can I?

My conjecture is that creating an ethos of homosexuality has an equal effect to an sort of 'blackmailing' people to go on HRT. I only say this *at all* because you noted that the reason people think she encourages homosexuality is because of the way she acts. My retort is that the way she acts creates an ethos which would encourage people vulnerable to homosexuality (people who I assume exist because of what I said in above) to HRT equally as much (if not more so) than blackmail or w/e it is that you're saying people say

>I should point out

and what value does pointing that out have?

should I point out that I am an individual who is separate from everyone and therefore might've had a different opinion this whole time? or that I'm only saying she might be rubbing off on people because I'm working within the specific parameters that youre presenting to me?

perhaps I should ask who "everyone" is and start doing what you're doing?

or maybe I should just go to bed and ignore you along this extraordinarily petty debate about someone who I have never liked and never will largely irrelevant to their gayism

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2ac6c1 No.336149

>>336147

nice sound tbh

I'd be down to have that as my ambience

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9f176e No.336150

File: 498a6bb295b4696⋯.jpg (45.01 KB,657x527,657:527,how_to_shitpost.jpg)

>>336140

>>336148

tf am I reading

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2cadb2 No.336151

File: cd1b9a8fbec1a69⋯.png (425.91 KB,960x503,960:503,HULL007.png)

>>335748

>asking people for face pics

nah you know what? Fuck off, that's legit suspicious as fuck

Banning till you explain yourself

>>335772

>alberto

lass…

>>335796

Why so we suck so bad at this nationalism shit?

>>335867

Well it's certainly painful for the women if you catch m,y drift

*raises eyebrows*

>>336084

Deep lore, it's all true but it's hush hush cuz the jews don't want u to find out

>>336088

See? Absolutely fucking true, fight me

>>336108

Neo is actually based and redpilled. Few know this

Seriously though, if she "turns" people gay, they were always gay in the first place tbqh

>>336149

Shrop my lad how be you on this most fine of evenings?

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be3198 No.336152

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>>336147

Was half expecting.

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2ac6c1 No.336155

>>336150

I don't really know myself

They started it by posting a text wall at me for innocently defaming neo as I am known for

Also I find it hard to turn down an argument when it presents itself

>>336151

On this specific evening I'm doing well as I'm going through red letter media videos on the ol youtube

But I think my mental state has been dropping recently as I've been becoming more and more misanthropic as they days go by. perhaps it's because I rarely go out anymore now that I only live to train for the military

How's it going for you my son-of-a-turkish-oil-baron friend?

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9f176e No.336159

File: f46ea7a36de4cf0⋯.png (315.09 KB,573x873,191:291,keek.png)

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2cadb2 No.336160

File: 5368b2dea655e04⋯.png (549.34 KB,468x641,468:641,michael caine megachad.png)

>>336155

oof lad don't become a loner

I was just out this evening, did not get smashed tho, chundered a fair bit last week however and told my flatmates I love them lmao

And my love life grows complicated as the lass from before returns… Russian girls are fucking great but damn they not easy

Come lad you must be doing something other than that?

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211789 No.336161

File: 700dfcb962ef08f⋯.jpg (48.87 KB,362x444,181:222,woesey.jpg)

>>336160

>drinking heavily on a sunday night

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2cadb2 No.336162

File: eac2628ac3906ae⋯.jpg (49.47 KB,300x450,2:3,thumbs up.jpg)

>>336161

I didn't though that's what I said lmao

And last week I chundered on a saturday night so it's cool friendo

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2ac6c1 No.336163

>>336160

>don't become a loner

I still chill with some select friends occasionally but my social interactions are currently limited. It's no long term issue though I'm extroverted by nature have always been magnetic. when the time for me to be social again comes it will be easy to transition back to being a normie.

>chundered

not a night out unless you spew tbh. tell your flatmates that is an interesting play though… you must've been pretty sloshed

>love life

the only none complicated love life is a life of a bachelor I fear. Having fun though ye?

>come lad

Nay lad I've rationalised all pointless social wastage in order to save money. I still watch youtube videos and read occasionally in my down time but that's about it

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2ac6c1 No.336164

>>336161

In shroptopia everyone drinks heavily every night

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2cadb2 No.336165

File: 3ac06448964d222⋯.jpg (39.83 KB,547x1024,547:1024,JA ICH HABE MEIN VATERLAND….jpg)

>>336163

Hope you get social again soon m'lad

>tell your flatmates that is an interesting play though… you must've been pretty sloshed

the convo was actually so sweet tbh, only the girls were up at that time and they all said they loved me too lel. Quite sweet ngl

>the only none complicated love life is a life of a bachelor I fear. Having fun though ye?

You got that right lad. And ah I suppose, better than being lonely. I'm in a potentially prickly situation but it's not the worst problem to have. Having two lasses in love with you is not good long term though, need to sort it before one finds about about the other

>Nay lad I've rationalised all pointless social wastage in order to save money. I still watch youtube videos and read occasionally in my down time but that's about it

Of all people you're the last person I'd tell to get out more. Just don't get too used to this eh?

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2ac6c1 No.336166

It'll all pay off one day

When I get my van and gee tar

and I busk for booze money

those will be the days

>>336165

>hope

you and I both lad. I wouldn't worry though lad I've got a 3 month period to train and by the end of it I'm joining the military no matter what so it'll be nought but teamwork and comradery from then on if things go to plan.

>telling girls you love them

NO

I never much liked getting into those convos but they are awfully warm and fuzzy when they strike.

>better than being lonely

Perhaps. I still haven't figured out the answer to that one yet. I do occasionally find myself thinking about the lass I cut off though. Romance does have its charms

>2 lasses

P L A Y A

I hope you're not being indecisive because you feel bad for one of them of anything. You gotta pick the lass with the best prospects for the life you wanna live

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2cadb2 No.336167

File: 730e613e23aea62⋯.jpg (102.51 KB,660x495,4:3,yeah I've seen some shit i….jpg)

>>336166

>you and I both lad. I wouldn't worry though lad I've got a 3 month period to train and by the end of it I'm joining the military no matter what so it'll be nought but teamwork and comradery from then on if things go to plan.

Don't die for Israel lad smh

>I never much liked getting into those convos but they are awfully warm and fuzzy when they strike.

lol well I didn't mean like romantically, it was kinda nice though and we had a good laugh the day after

>Perhaps. I still haven't figured out the answer to that one yet. I do occasionally find myself thinking about the lass I cut off though. Romance does have its charms

Being is lonely is prob better for self-improvement. Sort of. Depends really. But nothing beats real love imo

>I hope you're not being indecisive because you feel bad for one of them of anything. You gotta pick the lass with the best prospects for the life you wanna live

Oh, I know. Problem is they're both great. Leaning towards the last one because she seems more sane and the feelings are stronger. But the other one will let me do ANYTHING

Also gotta think about practicality here, there's a reason the last one disappeared in the first place after all

Ah, women. I love them tbh, life would so easy and boring without them.

Anyhoo, good night lad. I'm trying not to go to sleep too late, and failing rather spectacularly

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2ac6c1 No.336168

>>336167

>don't die

I'm hoping not to but I'd be the first to laugh at the irony if I did tbf

>not romantically

I know lad I was making a joke. I've had a few of the "youre a good friend of mine-eaque" conversations

>these lasses

My votes on the last one. sanity+extra feelings = longer relationship and you are thinking long term after all

Sleep tight lad

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be3198 No.336169

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Oh, no no no

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f943d7 No.336170

>>336148

My claim is that "Once again, there is not a single example of anyone actually turning gay because of Neo. It is all just larks tbh."

You then said the following: "and that's because they found that they were gay all along or something lawyer-y right?"

You are the one doing the lawyering.

-

>My retort is that the way she acts creates an ethos which would encourage people vulnerable to homosexuality (people who I assume exist because of what I said in above) to HRT equally as much (if not more so) than blackmail or w/e it is that you're saying people say

I think if this were true, it would not have the same effect as blackmail. Secondly, this is very tenuous. Thirdly, there no person you can present who this effect has been made on, as you yourself admit.

>obviously I can't if I only know 4 members can I?

So what is your basis for believing this? You can't name someone who this effect has been made on, so where is the evidence? Where is the argument?

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f943d7 No.336171

File: f36f37494e74520⋯.jpg (81.63 KB,1024x768,4:3,Stefan The Gatekeeper.jpg)

Neo did nothing wrong.

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f943d7 No.336172

>Actually managed to get to sleep

>Woken up by dream about spiders

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a2d96f No.336173

>>336172

spiders are the ugliest damn things on the planet, truly horrifying appearance

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be3198 No.336174

I created your world, mortals.

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be3198 No.336175

>>336173

I think they're a manifestation of pure evil.

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be3198 No.336176

cocksocks. time is running too fast

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a2d96f No.336177

File: f5806f7bc301667⋯.jpg (321.98 KB,1200x680,30:17,punished macron.jpg)

I hate clipping my fingernails and toenails, I cut them short and they still grow back so fast

zzz

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be3198 No.336178

File: b0f6a55475488f5⋯.png (382.5 KB,540x677,540:677,1506184735851.png)

LADS

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4a3360 No.336179

>>336088

THE RUSSIAN HORDE

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94465a No.336180

the idea that all of russian history is one big horde is making me laugh so hard

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314e83 No.336181

File: a77b522cde96582⋯.jpeg (32.89 KB,480x360,4:3,47DE3188-D59C-44B8-8102-0….jpeg)

>headaches are back

>headscarf in my usual seat in the break area

>feeling animosity towards every normie I see

>smoker will soon be here

Wish I was dead

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be3198 No.336182

>>336181

kill them all, with your mind.

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314e83 No.336183

File: 3062bc330827db5⋯.jpeg (161.71 KB,1500x700,15:7,1C793C5E-24B3-42FF-AF1B-4….jpeg)

Four days until my four day weekend I guess

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a0048e No.336184

File: b731cc07b4782be⋯.jpg (170.53 KB,750x500,3:2,composite-migrants-let-in1.jpg)

don't forget to pay your taxes wagecucks

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55581c No.336185

>>336175

>>336173

>>336172

They're creepy but eat all the other creepy, dirty, disgusting bugs so have their place tbh. Only insects that are cute are ladybirds and bees.

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042741 No.336186

>>336184

But NEETs take tax money too

Not that i want to pay taxes smh

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042741 No.336187

Gonna need a nu thread

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080565 No.336190

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