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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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bd938d No.334753 [View All]

Germany and France to Europe: Accept Migrants or Pay Up

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/07/germany-and-france-to-europe-accept-migrants-or-pay-up/

France and Germany have said that countries which reject migrants should be forced to pay to be excused from the European Union’s redistribution programme.

>The proposal was reportedly made in a document, seen by Reuters, circulated to member states’ interior ministers in Brussels on Thursday.

>The suggested migration rules would still insist countries take migrants from other member-states unless there is a strong objection. In which case, such nations would be able to make “alternative measures of solidarity.”

>Diplomats told Reuters this is Eurocrat-speak for making additional contributions to the European Commission’s budget or paying for development projects in Africa, where the bulk of Mediterranean Sea arrivals are coming from.

'Humiliation on a historic scale': what the papers say about first day of Brexit debate

Front pages paint a grim picture of Theresa May’s horror day in parliament

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/05/humiliation-on-a-historic-scale-what-the-papers-say-about-first-day-of-brexit-debate

>Theresa May’s shocking day in parliament dominates the front pages, with papers leading on the prime minister suffering three defeats including a historic Commons vote that found the government in contempt of parliament.

>As Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC’s political editor, put it: “That’s an absolutely terrible, terrible set of front pages for the government.”

>The Mirror runs the headline: “63 minutes of mayhem”, saying the day’s events left the prime minister’s authority “in shreds after a humiliating hat-trick of defeats. It threw her Brexit plans into disarray and created further chaos.”

UK children face winter health crisis due to pollution, say doctors

Toxic air and cold weather could create deadly conditions and stretch NHS, medics say

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/dec/07/uk-children-face-winter-health-crisis-due-to-pollution-say-doctors

>Thousands of children are facing hospital this winter as cold weather and the UK’s air pollution crisis combine to create potentially deadly conditions for young people, doctors have warned.

>The Royal College of Paediatricians, the Royal College of Physicians and children’s charity Unicef say that the UK’s toxic air and cold weather will leave a huge number of children extremely vulnerable this winter, creating an “overlooked” emergency for an already stretched NHS.

>“Wards could soon be filled with wheezing, spluttering children, their lungs struggling to battle the double burden of cold weather and toxic air,” the groups state in a letter to the Guardian.

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0b3858 No.335416

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0e9f6f No.335417

>>335416

*shoots it*

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b2a020 No.335418

File: 000b2b97ddaf775⋯.gif (338.67 KB,480x270,16:9,fan.gif)

he's a bit obsessed isn't he

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ffe7f4 No.335419

>>335415

We have her voice?

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0b3858 No.335420

>>335414

it's calming schaudenfraude to me haha

>>335417

*gives it severely debilitating disease to cull its numbers and has it die in torturous agony*

smh was that really the only way. poor wabbits

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d7d810 No.335421

>>335419

no I wanted to do a joke with a posho stacy voice and say "oooohh papa look at this lego star wars set, it will complete my collection and it's only £100, won't you buy my affection?" but chr*me keeps blocking vocaroo smh even when I explicitly tell it not to

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dba925 No.335422

>>335266

>“This was a turning point of the war. Churchill could have accepted the offer, but he made a very moral choice. He was determined that Hitler, who could not be trusted, would not get away with it. He wanted the US in the war, and to defeat Hitler.”

I like this lad for making waves but to hell with sentiments like this. The "moral choice" was to keep Europe occupied by Germany and not to engage in an organised expulsion of Jews to the new world or to Africa. Is there a single good thing to say abaout Churchill?

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ffe7f4 No.335423

>>335421

Smh. At least what she wishes for is wholesome. I have her voice tbh

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920b00 No.335424

the movie at 8 or half 7 again?

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0e9f6f No.335425

>>335421

but shes a yank

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d7d810 No.335426

>>335423

send it to me

the joke is that xe is 23 and still asking relatives for expensive toys and gifts and will probably get them because xe's a privileged upper middle class PoS

>>335425

I can do posh yank too

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ffe7f4 No.335427

>>335422

Why do people hate the lad before Churchill? Was he bad or is it just not for declaring war?

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0b3858 No.335428

>>335422

Churchill seems to have genuinely wanted to preserve British power, and was pissed off at having to kowtow to America during the war. He wanted Britain to exit the war as a strong and powerful Empire, but tragically he helped destroy it forever. He died bitter and acutely aware that his legacy had been destroyed, famously stating:

'We answered all the tests. But it was useless.' - Churchill

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d7d810 No.335429

>>335427

literally just jewish manipulation

although he was a ditherer

"chamberlaine the appeaser" propaganda because he didn't throw britain into the war immediately

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dba925 No.335430

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>>335426

Only because she's a good daughter. If you were nice to your mummy she'd get you shitty gifts too.

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0b3858 No.335431

>>335427

Because nobody knows how to read. Basically he is seen as a big dumbo who was tricked by Hitler. He had a good plan imo.

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5f7931 No.335432

File: 1635c4b4f87fd87⋯.gif (5.13 KB,569x510,569:510,1635c4b4f87fd871e0b3b9f9b1….gif)

>>335415

>chrome

unwise, lad

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0b3858 No.335433

File: 569a08ad5b734d1⋯.png (449.89 KB,500x481,500:481,569.png)

>>335430

I love him. Can't wait for the new chapters and to see him bust some moves tbh.

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b2a020 No.335434

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>>335427

He got Hitler to sign peace deals and then Hitler tore them up immediately. He's generally characterized as weak and ineffectual. I admire his efforts to avoid war but failure really hurts people when their history gets written.

>>335432

I use chrome too tbh, I like to talk directly to my GCHQ observers.

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d7d810 No.335435

>>335430

you know what I ask for? the cost of a ticket to see them

>>335432

I'm sick of browsers

chrome is bloated to fuck but at least it works

firefox is just as pozzed

anything else probably doesn't work how I want it to

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0e9f6f No.335436

>>335426

as opposed to being a non-privileged middle class PoS like you

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dba925 No.335437

>>335428

>not kowtowing to the yanks

>preserving Britain's power and empire

I'm not sure that even back then he could have thought prolonging the war and breaking America's anti-interventionism tallies with those objectives though.

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d7d810 No.335438

>>335436

I'm part of the underclass as far as I can determine, unless having scrimping and saving and having something in my bank account means I'm part of the idle rich

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d7d810 No.335439

>>335437

churchill is just a cunt who took jewish gold (specifically the rothschilds) and wanted to preserve muh legacy by the time he was on his way out

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0e9f6f No.335440

>>335438

class is not just about money, wessie

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dba925 No.335441

>>335435

T'was a jest lad.

>>335436

Whether or not he was born into the middle class I don't know, but I wouldn't call an unemployable dole-dependent living in a dilapidated shack a middle class lad.

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0e9f6f No.335442

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0b3858 No.335443

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>>335434

>He got Hitler to sign peace deals and then Hitler tore them up immediately. He's generally characterized as weak and ineffectual. I admire his efforts to avoid war but failure really hurts people when their history gets written.

To be fair he was convinced that war was necessary by 1939 but I guess everyone sees failure to intervene before Munich as a mistake, which it possibly was.

I wonder what would've happened if we just turned a blind eye and let him drive East towards the Soviets, while we focused on consolidating our big comfy Empire, tbh. Aaaaah.

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d7d810 No.335444

>>335440

>I speak well so that means I'm posh

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0e9f6f No.335445

>>335444

didnt say you were posh, but youre definitely middle class living an underclass life tbf tbh tbqphc

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b2a020 No.335446

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>>335443

According to Irving and /pol/ack historians Hitler would have ignored us too. I'm not so sure tbh but I reckon the Japanese would have forced Germany to declare war eventually just like they did with the Americans. They were too gung ho about removing outsiders from east asia and they really wanted our colonies.

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dba925 No.335447

>>335443

>tfw not living in the Light universe where we occupied all the frog's colonies before the krauts and Nipps could get to them, and then agreed peace with Hitler

Maybe this is a retarded fantasy but I like it anyway.

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5f7931 No.335448

>>335435

>anything else probably doesn't work how I want it to

pale moon's good enough. only thing that doesn't work is microphone, use firefox for that

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d7d810 No.335449

>>335445

>I'm middle class because I speak well

my parents' parents were upper middle class

my parents were hippy scum who lived off of council housing, occasionally teaching (mother) and manual labour (father)

I barely survive on benefits and don't have a job

>middle class

>>335446

japs had to declare war on the yanks because of muh oil embargo

hitler wanted an alliance with the empire

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0e9f6f No.335450

>>335449

dont worry i believe you

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d7d810 No.335451

>>335448

just tried firefox and it won't even show the UI because I followed some meme tech board addon recipe

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5f7931 No.335452

in America, "middle class" includes all the white people that aren't wiggers or ric

>>335451

>because I followed some meme tech board addon recipe

well that's why, if you're using umatrix or noscript you need to allow the scripts for 8ch.net and sys.8ch.net if you want the site to have any functionality. and give cookie permissions to both so they can remember your settings

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5f7931 No.335453

having scrambled eggs with grated parmesan, asparagus and hot sauce, bacon, and coffee

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d7d810 No.335454

alright I've got it

>neo browses amazon

https://vocaroo.com/i/s06YQ2YS9vIg

>>335452

yeah I had to disable a bunch of shit

at least disabling things works unlike fcking chrome apparently

I've stuck with it since all my govt and relatives send emails to a gmail address smdgh

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0e9f6f No.335455

watching a film tonight boys?

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3db043 No.335456

>>335455

Harry Potter.

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d7d810 No.335457

>>335456

is it time? I see the room is open

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0b3858 No.335459

>>335447

I love it too.

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3db043 No.335460

>>335457

I hadn't even found the link tbh. Waiting on 22st to return and say he's up for it.

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0b3858 No.335461

>Hitler switches allegiance to the British Empire over the Japs once we show we are a more useful ally

Comfy fantasy

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0e9f6f No.335462

>>335456

where to?

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0b3858 No.335463

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920b00 No.335465

>>335460

can we hold off until 8 if 22st arrives b4 that? I could use a shower

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d6c890 No.335750

>>334815

>always weird to me how multi-ethnic armies even work

Separately and very loosely through commanders, and used as specialized units or front line fodder. Fodder because then you don't have to pay them.

Managing armies isn't an RTS game. Orders for the major battle plan goes out to commanders, and foreign troops would receive their own orders and objectives.

Actual integration of foreign armies is a relatively newer military science and is why the US constantly has joint exercises with other countries.

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d6c890 No.335759

>>334867

>They must breed these people in labs or something, they're all the same.

They're Germans. What do you expect.

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