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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: a176260da770b42⋯.jpg (109.21 KB,500x500,1:1,greentip.jpg)

2067e5 No.334091 [View All]

links go here

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6e60c6 No.334703

>>334698

Quality Street is posh chocolate like what the toffs eat. We save up for a tin once a year. Welcome change from Lidl's own brand dog chocolate.

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6e60c6 No.334704

>>334702

Just like hazelnuts tbh. Wish they'd ditch the pretentious marketing.

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260185 No.334705

File: 897a76ac057fbd4⋯.png (627.07 KB,587x500,587:500,Shootgang.png)

kill the rich

but neo still has to give us all christmas presents of £30 or more as reparations to make up for being the idle rich

can't believe I offered to buy xim a beer once it should have been the other way around

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9e4b78 No.334706

>Christmas comes around

>neets around the west have to deal with things like

>"look who came out of his cave"

>"where is your gf, do you have one?"

>from retard boomers and normies

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bdb4ad No.334707

>>334705

>making Neo the paypig

actually a good idea

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e1c4ab No.334708

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334700

>>334702

This is true tbh.

>>334701

Besides the Japanese like milk anyway and they're asian.

>>334703

>christmas is the only break from Lidl food

Aaaaahhhh maybe I am privileged after all.

>>334705

I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.

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260185 No.334709

>>334707

lets all go camp out on the lawn of xer family's suburban mcmansion until they give us money to go away

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6e60c6 No.334710

>>334706

They've long since lost hope. They're just happy if I speak to them at this point.

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6e60c6 No.334711

>>334708

I was joking lass. Quality Street's like a quid for a tin.

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260185 No.334712

>>334710

same tbh

>>334708

no it has to be something nice or we'll use them on you

all at once

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260185 No.334713

>>334711

my bag cost £3, the tins were going for £7 after being marked down

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40da2e No.334714

>>334712

what about a nice dress

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260185 No.334715

I only ever shopped at lidls when I had the chance

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260185 No.334716

File: cf256b8fb9a3e99⋯.png (817.8 KB,733x953,733:953,ClipboardImage.png)

>the episode where malcolm and co are going to prank their babysitter but she turns out to be a hot lass so they clean up after themselves and be really good

maybe moderating works the same way if we have proof

>>334714

I wouldn't mind some white cloth for a druid outfit tbh

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9e4b78 No.334717

>>334712

>>334710

based and neetpilled

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9e4b78 No.334718

>>334716

>that episode where hal trys to provoke a fight by hanging money out his pocket

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bdb4ad No.334719

>>334708

>I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.

I'm sure I could regift it to the lass or something

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e1c4ab No.334720

File: f1b1f48f3617c2c⋯.jpg (56.82 KB,420x560,3:4,__izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>334716

Smh so you're lusting after me too.

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6e60c6 No.334721

>>334715

Aldi is unironically baste.

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748c09 No.334722

File: 8d6a58b8b4b1713⋯.jpg (24.7 KB,500x600,5:6,1543872837712.jpg)

>>334698

>Maybe too much milk is blocking your sinuses smh. Cereal doesn't have much good stuff in it either, you gotta eat proper meat, fruit and veg.

I do eat a balanced diet dw, you need fibre also though, and weetabix is one of the healthiest cereals you can eat, it's all wholegrain which is great for you.

>According to the NHS, eating a diet that’s rich in roughage has multiple health benefits. The consumption of fibre is associated with a lower risk of heart disease, strokes, type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer.

>The study found that just one 16g serving per day of wholegrain slashes an individual’s risk of dying by 7%. A portion of Weetabix contains 37.5g.

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260185 No.334723

File: c7aec7783107a9f⋯.png (687.09 KB,1145x617,1145:617,ClipboardImage.png)

>>334720

no I'm saying if you whore yourself out and prove you're a real lass and also not an uggo maybe people will be more amenable to being moderated

not me though I'll bully either way

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748c09 No.334724

File: e4ba3be28f5dd32⋯.jpg (31.56 KB,564x902,282:451,1543861768810.jpg)

>tfw sensitive skin and just a hot shower can make my skin go red and flake

I wonder if it would improve if I went on holiday and got a tan.

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6e60c6 No.334725

>>334720

>>334723

Yeah! Show us yer bum!

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260185 No.334726

File: ddfb2df4664ad1f⋯.png (243.34 KB,293x777,293:777,ClipboardImage.png)

the parallels

it all makes sense

dewie gets the girl because he acts the most retarded

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260185 No.334727

File: 313a794ccade63a⋯.png (186.91 KB,317x551,317:551,ClipboardImage.png)

also he pulls off a class A manipulation game

smh

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260185 No.334728

File: 7e83f3b4fd2f02f⋯.png (1018.68 KB,1513x769,1513:769,ClipboardImage.png)

DON'T TRIVIALIZE MY ANGER, SPIC

>presumes to speak for me

<wessex, bins/bertie are exploiting you to create drama. they are now persona non grata

>uhhhh I'm going to use them as an excuse

>implying I can't recognize shit stirring for myself and just don't care

the utter state

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e1c4ab No.334729

File: e3b64fab6fe8067⋯.jpeg (47.12 KB,358x573,358:573,__izumi_konata_suzumiya_h….jpeg)

>>334728

you do need looking after tbh

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bdb4ad No.334730

>>334728

who are you quoting

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9e4b78 No.334731

>just watched a video of girls in the yellow vest thing in france twerking

>literal revolution in the making and all these slags can think about is getting attention

just like neo

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260185 No.334732

>>334730

spic from panzie's discord room, I poke him with my board log watchdogging every time something happens and for some reason he keeps posting in there instead of in public like all moderators should be

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e1c4ab No.334733

File: 541c11113a05cca⋯.png (348.55 KB,1280x1024,5:4,__izumi_konata_lucky_star_….png)

>>334728

>>334732

>discord drama

*sharpens banhammer*

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260185 No.334734

>>334729

you need a good beating and removal from any position of official authority

wymyn already scheme and plot to get what they want, you don't need vol privileges on top of it

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748c09 No.334735

File: a78325b4db86f65⋯.png (961.87 KB,760x807,760:807,ClipboardImage.png)

>i hate neo

>therefore I will post everyday on newbrit for hours giving them endless attention and (you)'s

We live in a society

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260185 No.334736

File: ece3f47e0deaf98⋯.png (635.18 KB,1021x709,1021:709,ClipboardImage.png)

BIG orbiter

>>334735

>I post on newbrit every day

>neo fucks newbrit up every day

it ain't rocket science

anyway this should be the last of it for now, I just saw spic's bullshit in the disc and had to broadcast it

assuming neo doesn't keep pushing it and being a nigger

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260185 No.334737

>the penny toffee quality streets

AGH the worst

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e1c4ab No.334738

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File: 654a38c4f121897⋯.png (815.39 KB,850x1106,425:553,ClipboardImage.png)

>>334734

Nah I'm good at being board mummy tbh.

>>334735

A society we live in.

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260185 No.334739

>>334738

yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them

alright bye bitch

into the filter for another thread

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9e4b78 No.334740

>>334739

>yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them

sop talking about my mum

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e1c4ab No.334741

File: b803e613f005c60⋯.jpg (167.31 KB,552x679,552:679,1543062510087.jpg)

‘Great Violence’ in Paris Anticipated as Police Staff Join Macron Protests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/07/french-government-anticipates-violence-paris-police-union-joins-yellow-vest-protests/

>tax offices firebombed

Based tbh, down with the paid ethnic replacement.

>>334739

That's okay lad it's only 60 posts until the next thread.

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40da2e No.334742

File: 329c00998b02c5f⋯.jpg (159.32 KB,1500x700,15:7,1544129169433.jpg)

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260185 No.334743

File: d3548807cd15873⋯.png (203.03 KB,300x300,1:1,dogspace.png)

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bdb4ad No.334744

File: 6fb5ac1c85290df⋯.jpg (3.91 MB,1786x2684,893:1342,6fb5ac1c85290dfcaea2483062….jpg)

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40da2e No.334745

>>334744

quite an impressive beak tbh

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6e60c6 No.334746

File: c6029cc6f7ef5dc⋯.webm (965.85 KB,1280x674,640:337,lad.webm)

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bdb4ad No.334747

>>334745

she's cute

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260185 No.334748

File: 5b974c1e8df0a6b⋯.png (88.26 KB,249x249,1:1,eyepull2.png)

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e1c4ab No.334750

File: 0a0a83b1ab671f0⋯.gif (4.9 MB,400x225,16:9,jim sterling.gif)

>>334746

grognards have no self awareness

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bdb4ad No.334751

File: 3d820f97dd0b9e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,4.36 MB,3664x2438,1832:1219,1407365765972.jpg)

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9e4b78 No.334752

hate those slags that try to make their slagging seem cool by acting like a manic pixie dream girl

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748c09 No.334755

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