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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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2067e5 (1) No.334091 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

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6e60c6 (7) No.334703>>334708

>>334698

Quality Street is posh chocolate like what the toffs eat. We save up for a tin once a year. Welcome change from Lidl's own brand dog chocolate.

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6e60c6 (7) No.334704

>>334702

Just like hazelnuts tbh. Wish they'd ditch the pretentious marketing.

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260185 (17) No.334705>>334707 >>334708

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kill the rich

but neo still has to give us all christmas presents of £30 or more as reparations to make up for being the idle rich

can't believe I offered to buy xim a beer once it should have been the other way around

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9e4b78 (6) No.334706>>334710

>Christmas comes around

>neets around the west have to deal with things like

>"look who came out of his cave"

>"where is your gf, do you have one?"

>from retard boomers and normies

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bdb4ad (6) No.334707>>334709

>>334705

>making Neo the paypig

actually a good idea

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e1c4ab (7) No.334708>>334711 >>334712 >>334719

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334700

>>334702

This is true tbh.

>>334701

Besides the Japanese like milk anyway and they're asian.

>>334703

>christmas is the only break from Lidl food

Aaaaahhhh maybe I am privileged after all.

>>334705

I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.

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260185 (17) No.334709

>>334707

lets all go camp out on the lawn of xer family's suburban mcmansion until they give us money to go away

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6e60c6 (7) No.334710>>334712 >>334717

>>334706

They've long since lost hope. They're just happy if I speak to them at this point.

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6e60c6 (7) No.334711>>334713

>>334708

I was joking lass. Quality Street's like a quid for a tin.

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260185 (17) No.334712>>334714 >>334717

>>334710

same tbh

>>334708

no it has to be something nice or we'll use them on you

all at once

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260185 (17) No.334713

>>334711

my bag cost £3, the tins were going for £7 after being marked down

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40da2e (3) No.334714>>334716

>>334712

what about a nice dress

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260185 (17) No.334715>>334721

I only ever shopped at lidls when I had the chance

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260185 (17) No.334716>>334718 >>334720

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>the episode where malcolm and co are going to prank their babysitter but she turns out to be a hot lass so they clean up after themselves and be really good

maybe moderating works the same way if we have proof

>>334714

I wouldn't mind some white cloth for a druid outfit tbh

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9e4b78 (6) No.334717

>>334712

>>334710

based and neetpilled

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9e4b78 (6) No.334718

>>334716

>that episode where hal trys to provoke a fight by hanging money out his pocket

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bdb4ad (6) No.334719

>>334708

>I'll buy you all glass dildos or something, they're about £30 right.

I'm sure I could regift it to the lass or something

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e1c4ab (7) No.334720>>334723 >>334725

>>334716

Smh so you're lusting after me too.

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6e60c6 (7) No.334721

>>334715

Aldi is unironically baste.

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748c09 (4) No.334722

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>>334698

>Maybe too much milk is blocking your sinuses smh. Cereal doesn't have much good stuff in it either, you gotta eat proper meat, fruit and veg.

I do eat a balanced diet dw, you need fibre also though, and weetabix is one of the healthiest cereals you can eat, it's all wholegrain which is great for you.

>According to the NHS, eating a diet that’s rich in roughage has multiple health benefits. The consumption of fibre is associated with a lower risk of heart disease, strokes, type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer.

>The study found that just one 16g serving per day of wholegrain slashes an individual’s risk of dying by 7%. A portion of Weetabix contains 37.5g.

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260185 (17) No.334723>>334725

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>>334720

no I'm saying if you whore yourself out and prove you're a real lass and also not an uggo maybe people will be more amenable to being moderated

not me though I'll bully either way

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748c09 (4) No.334724

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>tfw sensitive skin and just a hot shower can make my skin go red and flake

I wonder if it would improve if I went on holiday and got a tan.

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6e60c6 (7) No.334725

>>334720

>>334723

Yeah! Show us yer bum!

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260185 (17) No.334726

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the parallels

it all makes sense

dewie gets the girl because he acts the most retarded

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260185 (17) No.334727

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also he pulls off a class A manipulation game

smh

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260185 (17) No.334728>>334729 >>334730 >>334733

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DON'T TRIVIALIZE MY ANGER, SPIC

>presumes to speak for me

<wessex, bins/bertie are exploiting you to create drama. they are now persona non grata

>uhhhh I'm going to use them as an excuse

>implying I can't recognize shit stirring for myself and just don't care

the utter state

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e1c4ab (7) No.334729>>334734

>>334728

you do need looking after tbh

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bdb4ad (6) No.334730>>334732

>>334728

who are you quoting

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9e4b78 (6) No.334731

>just watched a video of girls in the yellow vest thing in france twerking

>literal revolution in the making and all these slags can think about is getting attention

just like neo

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260185 (17) No.334732>>334733

>>334730

spic from panzie's discord room, I poke him with my board log watchdogging every time something happens and for some reason he keeps posting in there instead of in public like all moderators should be

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e1c4ab (7) No.334733

>>334728

>>334732

>discord drama

*sharpens banhammer*

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260185 (17) No.334734>>334738

>>334729

you need a good beating and removal from any position of official authority

wymyn already scheme and plot to get what they want, you don't need vol privileges on top of it

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748c09 (4) No.334735>>334736 >>334738

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>i hate neo

>therefore I will post everyday on newbrit for hours giving them endless attention and (you)'s

We live in a society

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260185 (17) No.334736

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BIG orbiter

>>334735

>I post on newbrit every day

>neo fucks newbrit up every day

it ain't rocket science

anyway this should be the last of it for now, I just saw spic's bullshit in the disc and had to broadcast it

assuming neo doesn't keep pushing it and being a nigger

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260185 (17) No.334737

>the penny toffee quality streets

AGH the worst

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e1c4ab (7) No.334738>>334739

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>>334734

Nah I'm good at being board mummy tbh.

>>334735

A society we live in.

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260185 (17) No.334739>>334740 >>334741

>>334738

yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them

alright bye bitch

into the filter for another thread

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9e4b78 (6) No.334740

>>334739

>yeah, an abusive single mother that exploits and beats her children and blames it on them

sop talking about my mum

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e1c4ab (7) No.334741

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‘Great Violence’ in Paris Anticipated as Police Staff Join Macron Protests

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/07/french-government-anticipates-violence-paris-police-union-joins-yellow-vest-protests/

>tax offices firebombed

Based tbh, down with the paid ethnic replacement.

>>334739

That's okay lad it's only 60 posts until the next thread.

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40da2e (3) No.334742>>334743

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260185 (17) No.334743

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bdb4ad (6) No.334744>>334745

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40da2e (3) No.334745>>334747

>>334744

quite an impressive beak tbh

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6e60c6 (7) No.334746>>334748 >>334750

File (hide): c6029cc6f7ef5dc⋯.webm (965.85 KB,1280x674,640:337,lad.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

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bdb4ad (6) No.334747

>>334745

she's cute

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260185 (17) No.334748

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e1c4ab (7) No.334750

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>>334746

grognards have no self awareness

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bdb4ad (6) No.334751

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9e4b78 (6) No.334752

hate those slags that try to make their slagging seem cool by acting like a manic pixie dream girl

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748c09 (4) No.334755

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