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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 53acc43ce0a7456⋯.jpg (37.75 KB,712x637,712:637,kona.jpg)

74efd7 No.333382 [View All]

Petition: The UK should not agree the UN's Global Compact for Migration

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/232698

Dow Plunges by Nearly 800 Points on Fears of Economic Slump

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2018/12/04/dow-plunges-by-nearly-800-points/

Bond Market Sends Up a Recession Warning Flare

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2018/12/04/yieldcurveinverts/

Sex Offender Jeffrey Epstein Settles Suit, Averting Accusers’ Testimony

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2018/12/04/sex-offender-jeffrey-epstein-settles-suit-averting-accusers-testimony/

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833922 No.334043

>>334039

I literally have conversations with myself outloud m8, also go on the youtube app and click your profile then go to time watched to see how much time you waste watching videos

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7e885a No.334044

>>334043

>this is an option

Oh fuck no.

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7e885a No.334045

File: 865704a02a1833e⋯.jpg (56.44 KB,444x600,37:50,1542654248696.jpg)

>4 hours 29 minutes today

>10 hours 15 minutes yesterday

>47 hours 39 minutes past week

>6 hours 48 daily average

To be fair, I do use it to listen to music and I listen to a lot of lectures h-haha.

Fuck that's a big wake up call really.

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833922 No.334046

File: 41071470e0d2980⋯.png (71.06 KB,645x773,645:773,41071470e0d29809bc481ad332….png)

>watching uni rugby on TV for some reason

>the crowd is literally full of good looking Williams with multiple smiling young prime qts around them

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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a0e98b No.334047

>>334043

>I literally have conversations with myself outloud

Oh good I'm not the only mentaller

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833922 No.334048

>>334045

Christ lad,I'm a full on neet and my avg is 2 hours per day

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7e885a No.334049

File: e3a38e016b74962⋯.gif (2.78 MB,660x440,3:2,1541234854571.gif)

>>334046

Pls don't make posts like this.

I thought it was normal to talk about stuff aloud. Normally I just plan my day out this way.

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01a75e No.334050

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB,866x900,433:450,dumbdumb.png)

>>334046

why do you watch tv?

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a0e98b No.334051

>>334043

How do you do that if I use a ciaputer instead of a ciaphone?

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7e885a No.334052

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334048

I dunno how I watch so much tbh. I think it's mostly music. I listen to a lecture or two a day then normally a few more.

Here's one on the eastern front if you're interested.

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833922 No.334053

>>334050

why do you nitpick my posts for no reason, the tv is on in the background, I don't live on my own, I shouldn't have to explain everything to you

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833922 No.334054

>>334052

can't listen to the guys who talk so slow, there are so many of these lectures about ww2 tho, really a dime a dozen, military history visualised is top tier

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01a75e No.334055

>>334053

why are you a low IQ moron?

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a0e98b No.334056

GCHQter

OSCTphone

>>334055

How's the woodworking going, lad?

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01a75e No.334057

>>334056

terrible

my yard is fucking soaked through i can't do anything

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833922 No.334058

File: e84c97e445bf63a⋯.png (84.51 KB,255x223,255:223,e84c97e445bf63a339c248545c….png)

>Camera pans to crowd after try

>English rose kissing Chad looking petit bourgeoisie cunt

MAKE IT STOP

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01a75e No.334059

>>334058

Why should it stop? You are pathetic

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833922 No.334060

>>334059

T.balding neet manlet virgin

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a0e98b No.334061

>>334057

Good lad, it's a good thing to have a hobby even if it isn't very productive.

>tfw my hobby right now is picking up shit

Yeugh

>>334058

>chad

I assume you mean rah

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01a75e No.334062

>>334060

its t. not T.

you ugly cunt

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833922 No.334063

>>334062

on mobile, ugly neet virgin manlet, woodworking won't make you more of a man or get you a female

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a0e98b No.334064

>>334062

He's just showing off his high T.

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01a75e No.334065

>>334063

do you have anything better to do all day than just moan at other people?

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7e885a No.334066

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>334054

This is a bit more lax and comfy. The whole channel is very good.

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833922 No.334067

>>334065

literally the first post you made in this thread was you moaning at me you fucking retard

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01a75e No.334068

>>334067

calm down ugly

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833922 No.334069

>>334068

you spent your savings on the rogaine yet m8

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01a75e No.334070

>>334069

No but I could probably buy a lifetime supply if I wanted

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833922 No.334071

>>334070

k, that wont make your hair grow back, and your penis may stop working lmao

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7e885a No.334072

File: 079af71b71dce10⋯.jpg (52.23 KB,720x666,40:37,OMAE WA.jpg)

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496635 No.334073

>>334072

I hope this guy is killed by his own pet niggers

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7e885a No.334074

File: 690a92b1fcafae3⋯.jpg (2.93 MB,2731x4055,2731:4055,1542092998400.jpg)

File: f82df8583c5a034⋯.jpg (203.58 KB,1380x1600,69:80,1542093083562.jpg)

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496635 No.334075

File: 28d3ca5eb82ded4⋯.png (1.67 MB,1200x1697,1200:1697,ClipboardImage.png)

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496635 No.334076

£31 for a procgen RNG based title

it's over the monkey island line but I still kind of want to do it

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496635 No.334077

File: 99351128769fd53⋯.png (505.19 KB,748x1186,374:593,ClipboardImage.png)

oh the thing crow keeps postin g is another pepe meme

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a0e98b No.334078

>>334076

wot gem?

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0d4a11 No.334079

File: 30d691d04e307e5⋯.gif (15.24 KB,394x383,394:383,FD52DA6F-7549-4AC3-8E4E-55….gif)

>>334077

He is called Fresco.

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0d4a11 No.334080

Black Death in Rabbit later. Time to be confirmed.

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496635 No.334081

>>334078

battle brothers

basically turn based low fantasy mount and blade

>>334079

I've already saved it as "wagie pepe" and thus it shall be known forevermore

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a0e98b No.334082

>>334081

Hope there'll be a mod called Battle Buddies set in the modern day.

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a0e98b No.334083

>have a piece of piano music playing on youtube

>come back later

>it's playing the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon soundtrack

Uh huh

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496635 No.334084

>>334082

what's that from

there's quite a few kino videos about retards in the military but I can't find them smh

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0d4a11 No.334085

File: 681715363de8a19⋯.jpeg (62.91 KB,641x478,641:478,2AAF66ED-D09C-4C0D-8F50-E….jpeg)

>>334081

But that’s not his name. You’ve identified him incorrectly.

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a0e98b No.334086

File: 14e69aceb9827a0⋯.webm (7.6 MB,266x398,133:199,British military.webm)

>>334084

hmm I can't find it either. I did find this though.

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5c1808 No.334087

Are you lads watching a movie tonight?

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5d4e35 No.334088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Over one hour of fresh goblin

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0d4a11 No.334089

>>334087

Black Death in rabbit room. Not 100% yet, will see what 22st feels like doing.

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0d4a11 No.334090

>>334088

Keek he shares your name

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496635 No.334092

>>334085

ah it's on knowyourmeme so it must be true

is it a 4chan thing smh

>>334086

classic

>these are the people we must rely on to initiate an armed overthrow of the government

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f5b1a0 No.334093

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