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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 52a1ff748c1f2f9⋯.png (186.89 KB,660x371,660:371,ClipboardImage.png)

dbfb8a No.331309 [View All]

Scalpel blades found taped to children's slide in Ormskirk

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-46411533

Scalpel and razor blades have been found taped to the sides of a slide in a children's play area.

>They were found stuck to play equipment at the Winifred Lane play area in Aughton, near Ormskirk, Lancashire Police said on Facebook.

>Doreen Stephenson, a councillor for Aughton Park, labelled the culprits a "disgrace", adding: "It's quite frightening to think what the consequences could be."

>Police urged "everyone to be vigilant".

UK to unveil £1bn life sciences investment

https://www.ft.com/content/8de1f3be-f4c2-11e8-9623-d7f9881e729f

Government keen to show Britain remains attractive despite Brexit

>Hundreds of millions of pounds worth of fresh investment in UK life sciences will be unveiled next week as the government seeks to show that Britain remains attractive to global industry, despite the continuing political turmoil over Brexit.

>The centrepiece is expected to be an announcement of further investment by UCB, a Belgium-based company that already has a significant presence in the UK.

>Its commitment will form part of a new life sciences “sector deal” that is expected to include as much as £1bn of additional investment by the industry, according to one person briefed on the announcement.

Brexit: Sam Gyimah resigns over Theresa May's 'naive' deal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46407249

A minister has resigned saying a row over involvement in the EU's Galileo satellite-navigation system shows the UK will be "hammered" in negotiations over a Brexit deal.

>Science and universities minister Sam Gyimah quit after Mrs May said the UK was pulling out of Galileo.

>The UK wanted to stay part of it but the EU said it would be banned from extra-secure elements of the project.

>Mr Gyimah said it was a foretaste of the "brutal negotiations" to come.

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d12405 No.331971

File: 5de243665b82c3f⋯.jpg (781.14 KB,1200x1697,1200:1697,1542735001828.jpg)

What's wrong with our Neo give me the quick rundown

I thought they were a gudlass.

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779c6e No.331972

>>331971

think she's just trolling wess at this point tbqh

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18d945 No.331973

>>331969

I prefer your lenient inaction definitely

>>331971

using bongoland to moderate and discuss, when moderating should be public so that everyone can see what's going on and weigh in

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370257 No.331974

File: b803e613f005c60⋯.jpg (167.31 KB,552x679,552:679,1543062510087.jpg)

>>331964

Smh you need to relax and stop being such an angry guy all the time. Also I want it on record that I don't personally believe in freedom of speech, that's Styx's business tbh.

>>331965

You've known me long enough to understand that lad.

>>331966

I haven't done anything though, even with all the anti-me posting in your cytube and rabbit chats. It's not really my business as a mod after all.

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18d945 No.331975

>>331972

it's actual bullying

typical wymynly emotional manipulation

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779c6e No.331976

>>331975

stop being so easily emotionally manipulated then nigga

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18d945 No.331977

>>331974

Then you shouldn't be a moderator if we can't trust you

>>331976

>just accept that she'll fuck with the board, ban people purely because she doesn't like them etc etc

I don't want that future

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779c6e No.331978

>>331977

the other mods and spic can overrule her if she goes over the line, but she barely actually does anything, it's just her trolling you lad.

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055924 No.331979

>>331974

I'm only predicting the future based on what you did to Bins before but we'll see. Maybe you'll be a goodlass despite your teasing. Implying any secret anti-you posting is just projecting. Such a schemer smh

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18d945 No.331980

>>331978

that she thinks it's ok to do that is a case in point tbqh

>haha guys I'm going to manipulate the board from a private cabal and you're not going to know about it or be told and you just have to accept it

>haha just joking (ignore that this has happened before and never ends well)

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370257 No.331981

File: ec83798bcc6cc77⋯.png (217.22 KB,500x500,1:1,1543279104842.png)

>>331977

Luckily for everyone spiclad trusts me.

>>331978

This tbh I'm a team player.

>>331979

Got some screenshots from concerned users tbh, but I'm not going to blame anyone or ban anyone.

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779c6e No.331982

>>331980

Stop being so easily upset nigga you're making a mountain out of a molehill.

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18d945 No.331983

>Got some screenshots from concerned users tbh, but I'm not going to blame anyone or ban anyone.

>no screenshots posted in the thread as far as I know, so this was probably in private again

NOT OK ff

>>331981

and again

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055924 No.331984

>>331981

>Got some screenshots from concerned users tbh,

Then it is not secret, is it.

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585daf No.331985

File: ade2d14bae192bc⋯.jpg (76.56 KB,640x640,1:1,Jewess 544.jpg)

stop this board faggotry

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370257 No.331986

File: 58b264e088ba899⋯.jpg (76.12 KB,350x486,175:243,__izumi_konata_lucky_star_….jpg)

>>331983

Wew sorry lad., it's all going to be all right.

>>331984

I never said it was secret, like I said it's okay.

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0bd893 No.331987

File: 1a61549f4566639⋯.png (69.57 KB,1228x1502,614:751,fatwojakposh.png)

>braised paprika chicken in a white wine and tarragon cream sauce, with buttered french beans, followed by chocolate mousse for dessert, and a pot of loose leaf earl grey tea for afters

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055924 No.331988

File: 6806867f88da30a⋯.png (3.26 KB,418x408,209:204,1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

>>331986

that's true I guess

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055924 No.331989

File: be67498b572c743⋯.png (170.52 KB,768x768,1:1,be67498b572c743eef2c6118cf….png)

I hate Neo she made me feel stupid

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18d945 No.331990

File: c8c284b94f07943⋯.png (72.36 KB,255x255,1:1,angrylad.png)

>>331982

>proven schemer openly admitting to scheming further

I can see where things will go and I don't like it, spic has admitted to being gullible enough to be manipulated

>>331986

KEEP IT PUBLIC

you're going in the bin, fucksake you need to learn boundaries

>>331987

>(1)

are you ok lad, just changed IPs or smth, not been banned?

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055924 No.331991

>>331990

Dude don't use that Pepe it is mine

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18d945 No.331992

>>331989

why? she's not shown proof of these screenshots, we don't know if they're real. who would send screenshots privately anyway when you can just post on the board and make sure others know your grievance also

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055924 No.331993

File: 8c6596ab2a8f228⋯.png (78.41 KB,255x255,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

GODDAM IT now Wessex made us both look stupid

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055924 No.331994

>>331992

Because she never implied they were secret smh. I said the word "secret".

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0bd893 No.331995

>>331990

>are you ok lad, just changed IPs or smth, not been banned?

I turned off my IP to watch teh movie, just put it back on but it will be a different setting, not sure if banned or not

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779c6e No.331996

File: f8321893cb44541⋯.png (73.82 KB,255x255,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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370257 No.331997

File: ebf42e036a93d7c⋯.png (260.43 KB,551x551,1:1,1543333640790.png)

silly boys

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18d945 No.331998

>>331994

well they are secret if no one else has seen them

>>331995

logs don't say anything, I am keeping an eye

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779c6e No.331999

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme

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370257 No.332000

me

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055924 No.332001

File: b9ac08b6ea89aba⋯.png (118.86 KB,396x385,36:35,1534859187723.png)

SO THIS IS HOW FREEDOM DIES

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370257 No.332002

File: 2917a3a8082cfb4⋯.jpg (126.05 KB,1163x1500,1163:1500,1543276969792.jpg)

>>331998

Three people have seen them.

>>332001

With thunderous brapping.

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d12405 No.332003

File: 76346f2f19d10ee⋯.jpg (136.45 KB,894x894,1:1,1542898734480.jpg)

Macron Considers State of Emergency After France Experiences Worst Civil Unrest Since 1968

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/12/02/macron-considers-state-emergency-france-worst-civil-unrest-1968/

French President Emmanuel Macron is considering imposing a state of emergency in France after violent protests in Paris saw the Arc de Triomphe vandalised and hundreds of arrests.

>President Macron was met with jeers and calls for his resignation by bystanders as he toured the damage along the Champs-Élysée on Sunday morning after his return from G20 in Buenos Aires.

>Macron visited the Arc de Triomphe which was vandalised with graffiti that read “Macron resign” and “Yellow Vests will triumph” after the capital experienced its third straight weekend of civil unrest over rising taxes linked to the progressive president’s climate change programme.

maybe you should focus a little bit more on your own country jupiter sweetie xx

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779c6e No.332004

>>332003

is jupiter the most based man to have ever lived

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055924 No.332005

File: 0eb9f0af0915373⋯.png (248.96 KB,340x314,170:157,1538868102464.png)

>>332002

>With thunderous brapping.

goodlass

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18d945 No.332006

File: f17689eeb18c6dc⋯.png (60.39 KB,255x255,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>332001

I'M ANGRY

but also glad I can't see the shit she's spewing right now

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54fefa No.332007

File: c268ad26be59352⋯.png (24.46 KB,499x202,499:202,siamese twin cringe pepe.png)

File: 3386f745e49b64a⋯.png (85.45 KB,1907x665,1907:665,ban.png)

>drama

>>331973

>using bongoland to moderate and discuss, when moderating should be public so that everyone can see what's going on and weigh in

I already explained that we were discussing bins/bertie (and also moonman). since I'm a newfag and don't get the whole dramafest, she gave me a brief explanation of their alleged transgressions and I determined that bins and bertie shall be permitted to post as long as they don't do anything wrong. moonman remains persona non grata for being a conspiring gayist

>>331978

at the end of the day, what I say goes, I could demod anybody. but I don't think that's necessary, neo does a good job (if a bit heavy-handed) and since she makes a lot of the threads it's useful for her to be able to lock the old threads

>>331987

nice

>>331998

>logs don't say anything, I am keeping an eye

don't think there are any active bans rn. this is the ban list. # of days ago is inaccurate because its an old screenshot but it otherwise looks exactly the same rn

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779c6e No.332008

File: 4167affdc3fcf28⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,96.61 KB,682x959,682:959,nintchdbpict000287358822.jpg)

absolute state of this thread

come back dorshit

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055924 No.332009

File: 34ddf3ce8c96512⋯.png (60.47 KB,255x255,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>332006

NO YOU CAN'T CLAIM IT SEE IT HAS A WATERMARK ON HIS TOOTH

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370257 No.332010

File: 28c32c971fba70c⋯.jpg (420.68 KB,707x1000,707:1000,__hiiragi_kagami_and_izumi….jpg)

>>332003

MARTIAL LAW

CURFEWS

Gotta restore civility lad.

>>332008

He'll be back, he loves us really.

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18d945 No.332011

File: a7b141fa6c79e20⋯.png (8.21 KB,235x205,47:41,ClipboardImage.png)

>>332007

>relying on neo

lad you already proved my point about her manipulating you lmao

just ask the board and she can give her points publically like the rest of us

NO PRIVATE MODERATING

seriously it kills things

>>332008

could do with an accidental wank/ annoying shit post right now tbh

>>332009

zoom and enhance

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055924 No.332012

File: 94f8127172a403a⋯.png (6.25 KB,339x348,113:116,1536994069900.png)

>Neo's mod rank is higher than mine

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18d945 No.332013

>>332012

there are ranks?

now that definitely shouldn't be the case smh

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370257 No.332014

File: 4137a8b6dee5e80⋯.jpg (152.21 KB,597x863,597:863,__bushidou_and_izumi_konat….jpg)

>>332012

It entitles me to a glittery badge and admin power over the secret discord.

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055924 No.332016

>>332011

Keek goddamn it. I guess I saw it wrong. I thought it was one of mine until it got enhanced

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055924 No.332017

>>332013

Nah just joking, lad. If anything i am more powerful as Spig has a bros before hoes policy

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18d945 No.332018

>>332017

phew good

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779c6e No.332021

we need a new thread and then we can drop this autism

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18d945 No.332022

File: a3040052cdbe3cf⋯.png (15.71 KB,500x500,1:1,goodnightpepe3.png)

>>332021

it's bedtime tbh

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d12405 No.332023

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