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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: c570cabb4b9e117⋯.webm (12.01 MB,640x360,16:9,Safety dance.webm)

d8314a No.329087 [View All]

The short version of this song is better than the long.

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d0d1b6 No.329768

File: 6d0722a3a27ff7a⋯.jpg (274.03 KB,1000x600,5:3,grinch.jpg)

>>329766

>exposed shoulders

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGg

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a32536 No.329769

File: 36a3db75f74ca60⋯.gif (1.78 MB,298x298,1:1,dogsniff2.gif)

woah mamma the wine smell is really strong

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8ed045 No.329770

>>329768

Is this the power of nofap?

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d0d1b6 No.329771

>>329770

No I wanked today

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2f5db1 No.329772

File: 861d258197f2294⋯.png (743.32 KB,497x811,497:811,ClipboardImage.png)

>Christmas and birthday are close by each other

>parents are pressuring me for two lists

>this is out in January when both occasions have passed

ROOOOOOO

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4b20c0 No.329773

>>329771

Of course you did

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5a38ce No.329774

>>329772

Get Tropical Freeze, tbh. It's better.

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e02096 No.329775

h

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d0d1b6 No.329776

File: 4695dcbc6fc3975⋯.png (536.56 KB,434x482,217:241,h.png)

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4b20c0 No.329777

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e02096 No.329778

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c1cec3 No.329779

File: 585a56939f36b7b⋯.png (9.71 MB,4032x3024,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

thanks mummy

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4b20c0 No.329780

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3664e6 No.329781

File: 79c6d2f1e6091dc⋯.png (454.26 KB,658x832,329:416,ClipboardImage.png)

because not talking to people will really help the situation

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a32536 No.329782

delicious

got 4 more so I think I'll try one with blue cheese, for extra posho

the last, either just mustard, or mustard and cheese

only one day expired too so it should be fine

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e02096 No.329783

File: cd729a3e0f94057⋯.png (753.18 KB,800x486,400:243,ClipboardImage.png)

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2f5db1 No.329784

We are watching another Louis Theroux episode tonight. We can complete the series and watch the episode on Polyamory. Alternatively, we can put on another one of his documentaries, perhaps one of his Weird Weekend episodes (Thai Brides one is hilarious tbh). Any suggestions? Serious or funny?

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9190fe No.329785

>>329772

smh it doesn't even matter what I put on my christmas list because all father christmas ever gets me is coal

>>329779

I hate kitkats smh

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9190fe No.329786

>>329784

I liked the sound of the polygamy 1 personally

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d0d1b6 No.329787

File: 5d9e18da89c119b⋯.png (514.91 KB,430x546,215:273,l.png)

>ywn buy a few acres and live with her in a tiny cabin you built by yourself and raise a few chickens and maybe a cow and live happily ever after

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e02096 No.329788

>>329772

>owning a nintendo switch

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a32536 No.329789

>>329784

prefer a funny one tbh

polyamory sounds disgusting and thotslag filled and probably jealousy inducing if there are polygynous groups

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c1cec3 No.329790

>>329789

but it is the freshest one, we can watch something else after

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9190fe No.329791

all I asked for was a 4 pack of redbull and a pack of fags and I still got coal

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2f5db1 No.329792

Okay will will watch the Polyamory one and then we can return to the 1990s and enjoy some Weird Wekends.

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d0d1b6 No.329793

Want to know what I'm getting you for Christmas?

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e02096 No.329794

>brighton's MP has HIV

wew

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5a38ce No.329795

>>329792

Black Nationalists is a classic.

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814786 No.329796

File: 35cc24037cb57cb⋯.jpg (56.24 KB,595x615,119:123,Jewess 631.jpg)

on all levels except physical I am jewish

*skips chr*stmas*

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d0d1b6 No.329797

File: 44d0d1ab2902226⋯.jpg (607.6 KB,1920x1518,320:253,44d0d1ab2902226e5293655186….jpg)

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a32536 No.329798

smnh ok then linky when it's up

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d0d1b6 No.329799

would be nice to have a building company that buys new/concrete shit and demolishes it and builds decent stuff in its place, tho i guess its not profitable smh

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4b20c0 No.329800

>>329796

No presents for you then lad

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3664e6 No.329801

File: d58368496051b7f⋯.jpg (40.61 KB,600x710,60:71,d2733d57238ee0abbd8f75992c….jpg)

>>329788

Wish I had a switch smh.

>>329794

Beyond parody smh.

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2f5db1 No.329802

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e02096 No.329803

>>329801

>neo is a soygirl

imagine my shock

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9190fe No.329804

>>329793

gwon lad

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5a38ce No.329805

>>329803

This is an autism friendly board, lad.

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d0d1b6 No.329806

>>329804

Fuck all

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9190fe No.329807

>>329794

you couldn't make this stuff up

funniest thing is I bet he doesn't rape as many boys as some of the other backbenchers

>>329796

you and I both brvther

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3664e6 No.329808

File: 315f798ac16f4d6⋯.jpg (194.95 KB,1280x715,256:143,1543073857970.jpg)

>>329803

The only games I want to play are on PC or nintendo.

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2b06eb No.329809

>>329609

bigotry and lies smh

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9190fe No.329810

>>329799

that'd probably need a state subsidy or some sort of large corporatist syndicate to make work. shame. might happen in the future tho

come to think it'd be nice if they just demolished the stuff and then let nature reclaim it

>>329806

that's about what I expected tbf

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e02096 No.329811

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a32536 No.329812

>>329809

you prefer the /k/ ones where it's an actual tank or plane only the feed lines and piping act like tentacles?

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2b06eb No.329813

>>329812

no that's my autistic asian gf you're thinking of

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d0d1b6 No.329814

will land and property prices ever go down again lads?

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d0d1b6 No.329815

new thread needed

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a32536 No.329816

>>329814

no it's part of the great plan

no goy shall be allowed self worth or true ownership, especially with land because that means blood and soil

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3664e6 No.329818

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