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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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180050 No.328324 [View All]

Poland Scorns EU Army, Insists America Is ‘Only Real Guarantor of Security in Europe’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/26/poland-scorns-eu-army-insists-america-only-real-guarantor-security-europe/

Nigel Farage Tells Breitbart: May’s Brexit Betrayal is Like ‘Voluntarily Going to Prison’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/26/listen-nigel-farage-tells-breitbart-mays-brexit-betrayal-is-like-voluntarily-going-to-prison/

UK Parliament Seizes Internal Facebook Documents

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/11/26/uk-parliament-seizes-internal-facebook-documents/

‘Spain Wins’ – Madrid Brags May’s EU ‘Deal’ Offers Chance to Grab Gibraltar Sovereignty

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/26/spain-wins-madrid-brags-mays-eu-deal-offers-chance-grab-gibraltar-sovereignty/

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2f01d1 No.329036

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5b5e66 No.329037

>>329035

I assume you're short because you type like you are.

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9605ee No.329038

>raw garlic

>pint of milk

>massive chunk of flapjack

I COMMAND YOU TO GROW

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c7e4cb No.329039

>>329037

he's a real life hobbit

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3c4416 No.329040

>>329038

*lifts arms to ceiling*

"grow, grow grow!"

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c7e4cb No.329041

except not charming, quaint and folksy

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9605ee No.329042

>>329040

Soon I will be like mr fantastic

there will be nowhere they can't reach

no shelf left untouched

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e3fa12 No.329043

>>329037

why lad? I wouldnt want to change who I am though, regardless of my faults

>>329041

i am all 3 of those

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3c4416 No.329044

>>329042

>there will be nowhere they can't reach

kan

CHO

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c7e4cb No.329045

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2f01d1 No.329046

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e3fa12 No.329047

>>329046

are you ok daddy?

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3c4416 No.329048

File: d82f2b24ccd1b58⋯.png (549.53 KB,615x461,615:461,ClipboardImage.png)

Nigel Farage was booed at the British Curry Awards and it got pretty awkward

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage-booed-british-curry-13650777

>Despite the frosty response from large portions of the audience, Farage spent much of the evening enthusiastically posing for selfies.

>Brexit loomed large at the glittering bash, dubbed the "Curry Oscars".

>Many industry figures believe leaving the EU will allow the Government to increase immigration from beyond Europe - allowing more Indian chefs to come and work in Britain.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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2f01d1 No.329049

>>329047

ain't no son of mine, commie

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3c4416 No.329050

File: 0d24904f7f98069⋯.gif (123.94 KB,500x500,1:1,C 151.gif)

people voted to leave the EU because they wanted less brown people tbh

at least in my area

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c7e4cb No.329051

File: 245198dbe8a8acb⋯.png (412.95 KB,1280x720,16:9,nightmare vision.png)

>>329048

it will never end

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e3fa12 No.329052

>>329049

how am i a commie? :o

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e3fa12 No.329053

>>329048

what the hell is this

who is that lass next to nige?

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5b5e66 No.329054

>>329043

You should learn to endure shortcomings so long as they're inevitable. Why continue to shit outside after indoor plumbing is invented though?

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5b5e66 No.329055

>>329048

Baste skilled migration, making up for our crippling shortage of mediocre Indian takeaways.

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e3fa12 No.329056

>>329054

because its damn fun, thats why

>>329055

poles out, pakis in

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5b5e66 No.329057

>>329050

That's what everyone voted for, and everyone knows it. Well, that and maybe the fishermen.

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5b5e66 No.329058

How many Indian takeaways do we need, seriously? I know streets where basically every second building is one.

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180050 No.329059

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c7e4cb No.329060

File: a0ba71bfe0a810a⋯.png (583.94 KB,480x451,480:451,howgoodisthefood.png)

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c7e4cb No.329061

>>329058

also those are actually organized crime fronts and probably have a hand in the rape gangs too

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5b5e66 No.329062

>>329059

Honestly couldn't tell you if that was ironic or not. Harry Potter fans are very confused people.

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5b5e66 No.329063

>>329061

Of course.

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2f01d1 No.329064

>>329052

you wun o dem cultral marxist bois

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180050 No.329065

File: 6c7e49cf3018968⋯.png (323.3 KB,864x1152,3:4,__izumi_konata_and_shibuya….png)

>>329062

They're props from the film. Deathly Hallows gets heaven on the Nazi comparisons.

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5b5e66 No.329066

>>329065

Hmm. They look more reminiscent of commie propaganda.

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e3fa12 No.329067

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>>329064

h-how?

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5b5e66 No.329068

File: 460f6f81568b572⋯.png (674.92 KB,869x943,869:943,ClipboardImage.png)

Now that's real news.

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833e2a No.329069

>>329068

Absolute unit

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2f01d1 No.329070

>>329068

aahjahahahahahahahah

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5b5e66 No.329071

>>329070

Draw it.

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c7e4cb No.329072

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e3fa12 No.329073

File: 81c876af34b368a⋯.jpg (5.83 KB,249x250,249:250,swetti peppi.jpg)

sh-she'll reply to me eventually r-right?

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c7e4cb No.329074

if true

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0f341d No.329075

>>329019

>worst thing being that ugliness will never be erased no matter how beautiful you make people because there'll always be people who are only 9/10 in a world of 10/10s

Biggest myth there is and you are a retard for spewing it, attraction in humans is not relative it's absolute everyone would just want to fuck each other in a world where everyone is good looking

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0f341d No.329076

>>329025

Could you please cite me evidence that vitamin D changes adult male bone structure you fucking inbred

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833e2a No.329077

>>329076

I think it would be more to do with your complexion, vitamin D for the skin and what not. Also going outside will increase your chances of social interaction and gives fresh air away from a computer.

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5b5e66 No.329078

>>329077

What if I used gene editing to cure my autism so socialisation doesn't feel like pulling teeth?

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5b5e66 No.329079

tbh, using gene editing to give everyone autism would be better.

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9765c2 No.329080

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9765c2 No.329081

>>329079

We'd have Kant's utopia

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9765c2 No.329082

>Even David Owen isn't in the SDP any more

kek

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3c4416 No.329083

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Nightcrawler was kino. 9/10 film.

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833e2a No.329084

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c7e4cb No.329085

>>329084

wdhmbt

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