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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 3768a2390eff408⋯.png (1.33 MB,832x880,52:55,ClipboardImage.png)

fb2c46 No.327619 [View All]

Russia 'fires on and seizes Ukraine ships'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46338671

Ukraine's navy says Russia has opened fire and seized three of its vessels off the coast of the annexed Crimea, in a major escalation of tensions.

>It said two gunboats and a tug were captured by Russian special forces after a chase. Two Ukrainian crew members were injured.

>Russia is yet to comment on the claims.

>It earlier accused Ukraine of illegally entering Russian waters, blocking access to the Sea of Azov with a tanker put under a bridge in the Kerch Strait.

Theresa May Writes ‘Letter to the Nation’ Begging Support for ‘Worst Deal in History’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/25/theresa-may-writes-letter-to-the-nation-begging-support-for-worst-deal-in-history/

Theresa May has written a “letter to the nation” begging the public to support her Brexit deal, which has been signed off by EU leaders but could be voted down in Parliament by Tory Brexiteers and Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party (DUP).

>The Prime Minister has agreed to pay a £39 billion+ divorce settlement to the EU and submitted to a lengthy “transition” period after Brexit in which Britain will remain subject to all EU rules and regulations, without any representation in EU institutions, during which a future relationship can be negotiated.

>If one cannot be struck in time, the “transition” can be extended for up to two years, or the United Kingdom and European Union will enter into “backstop” arrangements which the UK cannot leave without permission, and which would involve the UK continuing adopting EU regulations on goods, competition, state aid, and more, as interpreted by EU judges, and establish a “single customs territory” which largely duplicates the EU Customs Union.

>Theresa May does not enjoy an outright majority in Parliament, having to rely on Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) to pass legislation — and the Brexit-supporting party has vowed to vote against the deal, over additional provision in the backstop which would leave their Province subject to additional EU obligations in order to keep the border with the Irish Republic open.

UK Govt Accused of ‘Massaging’ Migration Stats with Cheap Foreign Labour Plan

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/25/report-uk-govt-massage-immigration-stats-dodgy-visas-maintain-cheap-foreign-labour/

The UK government has been accused of planning to “massage” immigration statistics in its plans to maintain low-skilled labour after the country leaves the open borders European Union.

>Leaked Cabinet papers from the Home Office outline plans that will launch 11-month visas for unskilled workers, reports The Telegraph.

>The newspaper reports that the visa would put migrant workers under “restricted entitlements and rights” while they live in Britain, and the proposals are expected to be announced in the Government’s White Paper on migration set to be released in the week beginning December 3rd.

>The proposals are alleged to prove Prime Minister Theresa May has fulfilled promises to cut immigration and halt free movement from the EU, and have been heralded by The Sun as a “Brexit crackdown” on immigration.

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5c77bf No.328281

File: f5168af28e6c081⋯.png (762.79 KB,1193x685,1193:685,ClipboardImage.png)

>>328277

yank debates are so funny to me

even in professional ones like the ones JF covers they speak like those niggers in that one webm, going really fast and high pitched and annoying, getting really emotional and stuff smh

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635836 No.328282

File: f0f074e680aba81⋯.png (415.09 KB,750x930,25:31,ClipboardImage.png)

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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3c8cfb No.328283

>>328279

I think that's kind of the point though. Old folk tales do tend to meander and end in strange places, and often leave you wondering what the message was supposed to be. I liked the one about the lasse and the wagon train the most. The old fella digging for gold was fun too.

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635836 No.328284

>>328279

alright, well I'm still interested tbh

>>328280

I assume you meant the Tom Cruise and based black man film, right?

https://proxyonetpb.pet/torrent/8347031/Collateral.2004.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous

No idea what you mean by good

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3c8cfb No.328285

>>328282

>women handling the bants

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9efc01 No.328286

>>328284

Yeah that one tbh.

Well if it's 1080p and has seeders then it should be good enough? I hope.

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4df52d No.328287

File: 9308dc308cf52a2⋯.png (958.88 KB,816x924,68:77,ClipboardImage.png)

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635836 No.328288

>>328281

Shapiro is known for it, and Jews in general tbh. I haven't watched it yet.

Last time I watched Tucker he was a mess and all over the place. Let me guess, he loses simply because being civic makes you unable to make certain counter-arguments. What are they even debating, they are both supposed to be "based", right?

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635836 No.328289

>>328286

Yeah it's a trusted uploader so I assume so.

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5c77bf No.328290

>>328288

I don't even know, they're just spazzing out lmao

JF is spending more time doing general Q&A and stuff, including critiquing satanist tenets for some reason

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5c77bf No.328291

>JF GF says she will make at least 15 babies

BASED and autistpilled

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b3d888 No.328292

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635836 No.328293

>>328291

Wew. That's quite a lot. Good luck

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3c8cfb No.328294

>>328291

>popping up on the Warski stream to say she loves him and he should come and live with them

She's so autismcute.

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e6e4ce No.328295

File: 3b2cecd4795e784⋯.jpeg (373.44 KB,750x725,30:29,38CC0942-78AB-489E-8B06-C….jpeg)

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMBMAN

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5c77bf No.328296

>>328295

don't think any of them are capable of breeding tbh

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3c8cfb No.328297

>>328295

Get that Desperate Dan chin filed down, tbh.

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f0b199 No.328298

>>328052

wish they'd use mustard gas and live rounds instead

>>328061

kek, it's "bizzy"

>>328089

I like the brapphog meme for making fun of women with nice/big asses 'cause they want to be perceived as clean and sexy but that's the total opposite

>>328102

>not trending: america's migrant crisis

the footage of the swarms of them freaked me tf out, it's just like in Europe where there's this massive swarm of faceless brown bodies zerg rushing into the heart of Europe with zero resistance. I'm scared for 2020 'cause dems are gonna control everything from then on so all these migrants are gonna be let in Merkel-style. we're gonna eclipse Brazil as Mount Mutt within a decade

>>328224

yeah I'm already down 4lbs from keto which I started after Thanksgiving dessert. although it's probably mostly water retention that I lost

>>328241

kek

>>328282

roast

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f0b199 No.328299

having bacon and coffee w/ heavy whipping cream, nice light fatty keto breakfy

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e6e4ce No.328300

22st and I might be watching the new Louis Theroux later if anyone wants to join

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635836 No.328301

>>328299

bacon on hamburgers tbh

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e6e4ce No.328302

>>328301

BURGAH

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635836 No.328303

>>328302

It's grey on the inside. Daddy did it wrong smh

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71de1a No.328304

>>328224

Same tbh

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5c77bf No.328305

SIMPLE

RUSTIC

>>328300

linky when you do

still doing my washing up rn and going to the shops tbh

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e6e4ce No.328306

>>328305

I’m not home yet and then I have to cook and will get comfy before viewing commences.

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e6e4ce No.328307

>>328305

HONEST

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635836 No.328308

File: bf5032dcb0b3b34⋯.png (12.6 KB,418x408,209:204,bf5032dcb0b3b3414a0f03794b….png)

>those times you become aware that you are actually talking with other real people on here

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e6e4ce No.328309

File: 076ad5318ac3540⋯.jpeg (111.83 KB,763x767,763:767,4D8DFB35-076D-4DA7-A60A-A….jpeg)

>when you remember you have your own pet Viking who drives a van

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635836 No.328310

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB,419x395,419:395,8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>328309

>when she can have you put down at any moment

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635836 No.328311

File: 43f872fea280d76⋯.png (16.62 KB,566x393,566:393,Elephant that bins doesnt ….png)

oops

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635836 No.328312

Bins you here, lad?

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e6e4ce No.328313

File: 95c0b1879782bec⋯.jpeg (59.41 KB,848x480,53:30,928CA73B-F318-4BBF-948F-9….jpeg)

>>328310

We are definitely going to the park lad.

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9efc01 No.328314

>trying to apply for jobs on government websites

>have to make an account for some jobs

>government system wont allow me to verify my account

>unable to apply for the jobs that expire soonest without a verified account

ffs

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e6e4ce No.328315

File: bb4d12f345bce10⋯.jpeg (318.41 KB,1111x1111,1:1,0CC5E6FA-E1FF-4C20-9694-D….jpeg)

>the day I spoil 22st is the day he crosses the rainbow bridge

Better be careful of me being extra nice

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b3d888 No.328316

>>328314

just play video games instead, it's more rewarding than a real job trust me

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e6e4ce No.328317

THE BLOB IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME

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b3d888 No.328318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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635836 No.328319

File: 3dd4c3e8e132c80⋯.png (17.65 KB,418x408,209:204,ClipboardImage.png)

UH OH

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9efc01 No.328320

>>328316

I know lad, I've so much Rainbow Six Siege recently that I'm ashamed.

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e6e4ce No.328321

>>328319

*leaves you there like the dog from Futurama*

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635836 No.328322

>>328314

you have to make an account per job?

>>328315

w-what reference is this? the bifrost? What is the significance?

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e6e4ce No.328323

>>328322

The rainbrow bridge is where dogs go when they die

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e6e4ce No.328325

File: b2e1ba64da7d018⋯.jpeg (1.1 MB,2040x2265,136:151,009B2465-C15F-45D9-99C1-4….jpeg)

WESSEX

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635836 No.328326

File: 0eb5725a1d2f570⋯.png (19.15 KB,418x408,209:204,ClipboardImage.png)

Thanks the Golden one

>>328323

Never heard that. Is this that dog goes to heaven film?

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e6e4ce No.328327

I overheard it tell a lad it likes to sit next to the exits. I know it probably likes to get off first at the busy stations so it can hold everyone up.

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e6e4ce No.328329

>>328326

It’s just a saying lad.

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0da359 No.328330

File: 06ec5e85d150899⋯.jpg (1.18 MB,2000x1414,1000:707,__ginny_weasley_harry_pott….jpg)

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635836 No.328331

File: c7d70aeddfe4a7a⋯.jpg (2.24 MB,4032x3024,4:3,the nemesis.jpg)

>>328325

Hmm I've got a better view

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e6e4ce No.328332

>>328326

That’s not Diet Pepsi

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