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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: df3170fb4071445⋯.jpg (52.86 KB,960x639,320:213,NINTCHDBPICT0004509724901.jpg)

c07a2c No.326875 [View All]

THE BIG FREEZE The UK faces 32 DAYS of bad weather with snow and ice over Christmas period – see how you’re affected

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/7822462/uk-weather-forecast-britain-snow-ice-christmas-affected/amp/

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acb5a5 No.327574

File: 953f0e53bc34eb9⋯.png (988.65 KB,1000x1414,500:707,__bowsette_mario_and_princ….png)

>>327564

Shame should have stopped him.

>>327571

tbh you should blackmail him with it.

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8f6e86 No.327575

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b9609c No.327576

>>327566

VIRILE and MANLY ancestors

everyone likes to shitpost

>>327569

>will never even see most of these varieties

local shop does their best but can't stock much, pub next door only has staples

might go to the next village over and report back on their LOCAL casks some time

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4149a4 No.327577

>>327574

Oh it is in the warehouse bathroom. A whole lot of them. And no. No idea why people have porn mags and calendars it has to be as a joke

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2546db No.327578

File: 784404abb9cf0dc⋯.png (556.82 KB,583x716,583:716,b3b2113a3b31701a12230cf24a….png)

>>327562

>>327563

roooooooooooooooo i wanted to watch it as a farewell to the weekend

what am i supposed to do now

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a14a4b No.327579

>>327558

LOL

>>327568

manspreadin' btof those sjws

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9cb7d6 No.327580

>spicposter makes another "30 year old women are infertile" post again despite all the evidence pointing to the contrary

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b9609c No.327581

>>327578

dunno tbh

could play some video games

maybe see if everyone wants to do some mindless rounds of "pretend you're xyzz" and laugh at degenerate jokes

https://www.pretendyoure.xyz/

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2546db No.327582

>>327558

not sure why porn mags even exist anymore, what with the internet and smartphones tbh

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81cb65 No.327583

>>327580

They're not infertile, they just produce the autistic master race.

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4149a4 No.327584

>>327578

Same. Cockblocked by the bossman

>>327579

I just inflate my balls dude be a bit more sensitive

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a14a4b No.327585

>>327584

>I just inflate my balls dude be a bit more sensitive

Rofl don't die m'lad

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9cb7d6 No.327586

>>327584

Are you going to bossman's swinger party?

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c052fe No.327587

>>327557

that happens sometimes, but it's still basically the same thing as hooktube. hooktube didn't always work either. Freetube is a client that rips from invidio.us, it's nicer for extended use whereas the website is more convenient for a quick video if you have your browser open and don't wanna open freetube client

>>327580

where you draw the line is arbitrary. but the older women get after 20, the less fertile they are and the lower quality offspring they yield

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8f6e86 No.327588

>>327586

He has nothing to lose but his car keys

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9cb7d6 No.327589

>>327587

lower quality offspring like you, indeed.

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4149a4 No.327590

>>327586

>>327586

He just aired that to me to test the waters but i did not react positively. He also aired gocarts hope it is that instead

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9cb7d6 No.327591

>>327590

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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b9609c No.327592

>shogun 2 rise of the samurai

>ally is declared emprah

>everyone now hates me, even those aligned with me politically

>nobody will accept trade agreements that will give them huge wealth

fucking CA, they've always been shit

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4149a4 No.327593

Sounds like he stopped working. Ominous quiet

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9cb7d6 No.327594

File: cf6732428f4509b⋯.jpg (7.68 KB,225x225,1:1,1539432553696.jpg)

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2546db No.327595

File: a5e86a666b9148a⋯.png (67.76 KB,225x225,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw neo said your willy goes a long way down her wrist

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b9609c No.327596

no

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8f6e86 No.327597

File: 0b7a28c581ba217⋯.png (455.06 KB,843x548,843:548,0b7a28c581ba217a3d9bb204e8….png)

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4149a4 No.327598

File: a5e86a666b9148a⋯.png (67.76 KB,225x225,1:1,a5e86a666b9148a6a45e7121be….png)

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a23ea2 No.327599

File: d413e36c126cad5⋯.png (48.04 KB,570x662,285:331,ClipboardImage.png)

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acb5a5 No.327600

File: 5a7f800da385389⋯.png (276.81 KB,600x657,200:219,__boo_and_princess_king_bo….png)

>>327595

I said your hand smh.

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8f6e86 No.327601

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a23ea2 No.327602

>>327581

I will play that with you.

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8f6e86 No.327603

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9cb7d6 No.327604

NUCK FIGGERS

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b9609c No.327605

>>327602

ok lax you make the room while I quit my game

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a23ea2 No.327606

>>327605

Will do champ.

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9cb7d6 No.327607

fucking hungry

cant be assssssed to cook

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2546db No.327608

File: e8e7c28f428aba2⋯.png (170.7 KB,431x539,431:539,1477760932343.png)

>>327581

oh sorry i didnt see this lad

idk maybe but im playing dark bowls now

guess i'll join anyway

>>327600

all you said was 8 inches tbh

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2583bc No.327609

File: db4a3cdbd413add⋯.jpg (87.59 KB,635x900,127:180,no.jpg)

>>327587

>the older women get after 20

After 25 maybe. But not after 20.

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acb5a5 No.327610

File: 3e1ba877f9482ea⋯.png (725.98 KB,697x900,697:900,ClipboardImage.png)

>>327608

Gross, you should feel ashamed of yourself.

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b9609c No.327611

>>327606

ta, getting a tea and biscuits tbh

link the room invite here when ready

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a23ea2 No.327612

JOIN HERE LADS

I've just selected the base game UK. Sadly the game is broken so we can't add any of our custom cards but it should still be plenty of fun. I can add other cards but if you go for too many it limits the chance of getting some really good ones or we just won't get the references.

Also chat is broken so any requests will have to be given in the form of a (you), so if you deny me them, your deck options will not be added.

https://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=178

https://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=178

https://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=178

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9cb7d6 No.327613

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB,220x261,220:261,AMEN.jpg)

*falls asleep*

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2546db No.327614

>>327610

for playing dark souls?

i do tbh

>>327612

good lass

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2546db No.327615

File: a6308213e510030⋯.png (804.52 KB,522x638,9:11,a600ab171e81aaa8957155389c….png)

i do feel ashamed, i do

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2546db No.327616

>>327612

chat doesnt work because it's been disabled apparently smh

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a23ea2 No.327617

>>327616

It's a site issue sadly.

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2546db No.327618

its okay if neo will never forgive me

i will never forgive her

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8f6e86 No.327620

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b9609c No.327621

>>327612

ta

could use cytube to chat tbh

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a14a4b No.327623

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2546db No.327624

>>327621

or d*scord

>>327620

she's done a lot that makes me not want to interact with her anymore anyway

nevermind

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1201f5 No.327862

File: 4a085bb030eb59c⋯.png (501.23 KB,749x741,749:741,cc478279-2e65-4785-93ce-2c….png)

can't believe we're finally getting a new season of world war

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