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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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1b4c5c No.326157 [View All]

Embed: Boris Johnson's Speech to the DUP

May Arrives in Brussels for Brexit Summit

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/24/may-arrives-in-brussels-for-brexit-summit/

Pro-May MP Knighted, Brexiteers Suggest ‘Utter Cock Rampant and Big Chicken’ for Heraldic Crest

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/24/pro-may-mp-knighted-brexiteers-suggest-utter-cock-rampant-and-big-chicken-for-heraldic-crest/

May Will Not Resign if Her Brexit Deal Is Rejected in Parliament

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/23/may-will-not-resign-if-her-brexit-deal-is-rejected-parliament/

UK Govt Confirms ‘Child’ Asylum Seeker at English School is Grown Man

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/24/uk-govt-confirms-child-asylum-seeker-english-school-grown-man/

Spanish PM: Brexit Impasse on Gibraltar Cleared After UK ‘Accepted Conditions Imposed by Spain’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/24/spanish-pm-brexit-impasse-on-gibraltar-cleared-after-uk-accepted-conditions-imposed-by-spain/

Merkel: EU States Must Prepare to Hand National Sovereignty over to Brussels

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/23/merkel-eu-hand-sovereignty-brussels/

Eurozone Growth Stumbles, German Economy Contracts, Meanwhile UK Tops GDP Growth

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/23/eurozone-growth-stumbles-german-economy-contracts-meanwhile-uk-tops-gdp-growth/

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32cfbe No.326846

>>326844

tbh

>tfw no buckskin jacket and poncho

love cowboy movies, me

>>326845

its always been a thing

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4b4c71 No.326847

>>326846

Yeah for copyright. Didn't know about this though.

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daa5ca No.326848

>>326847

No the British government puts out lots of requests for content to be blocked for UK viewers.

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57a62d No.326849

>>326848

isn't living in an enlightened democratic country where free speech is held as a human right great?

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32cfbe No.326850

>>326849

but free speech isnt held as a human right

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4b4c71 No.326851

>>326849

The only people here with the right to free speech are parliamentarians

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daa5ca No.326852

>>326849

It's freedom of expression, but that expression can't contravene any laws on the limitation of expression.

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4b4c71 No.326853

But yeah this is what the Enlightenment was all about.

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4b4c71 No.326854

File: acccf7b0468ee34⋯.jpg (193.83 KB,1354x1234,677:617,smart stretch.jpg)

"I disagree with what you say, so I'd give my life to prevent you from saying it."

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32cfbe No.326855

>>326854

if you kill your enemies, they win - voltaire

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32cfbe No.326856

File: 4ba236374f78bf9⋯.jpg (45.74 KB,907x670,907:670,here you sit.jpg)

>drink tea

>always feel anxious afterwards

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4b4c71 No.326857

>>326856

Well there's your problem. Before noon is coffee time.

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32cfbe No.326858

>>326857

cawwfeeeee

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b5a31b No.326859

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32cfbe No.326860

dont like weekends tbh

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b975d3 No.326861

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32cfbe No.326862

File: 669f652f022d639⋯.jpg (41.6 KB,652x437,652:437,ducks.jpg)

>>326861

gweeeen

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32cfbe No.326863

File: a5ab881e800e9d1⋯.png (640.78 KB,575x460,5:4,bored.png)

so fucking bored

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4b4c71 No.326864

>>326862

gudeenu

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ac4494 No.326865

File: 04b6cd01a82399d⋯.jpg (203.95 KB,1000x1415,200:283,Dsh4wxgUcAAPN7C.jpg)

File: e673e4c5d78cc9e⋯.png (31.34 KB,322x164,161:82,ClipboardImage.png)

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32cfbe No.326866

>>326865

i pray so

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b975d3 No.326867

File: 1816d8dce28b7f0⋯.png (56.84 KB,376x367,376:367,1542727676006.png)

>>326865

I love snow, wonderful.

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b5a31b No.326868

the channel will freeze. the Normans will ride across the pound again

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b5a31b No.326869

File: fedd7d750efca55⋯.png (1.35 MB,1100x1100,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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b5a31b No.326870

I should have spoilered that smh

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32cfbe No.326871

fuck off mate

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b5a31b No.326872

File: e6ebfc3b18b257a⋯.webm (6.43 MB,360x203,360:203,400 lbs 1.webm)

File: 73ec52b9a51a5db⋯.webm (6.11 MB,360x203,360:203,400 lbs 2.webm)

FAT KINO

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b5a31b No.326873

File: f980d4df9818049⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1.59 MB,540x304,135:76,jiggles.gif)

IT TICKLES HEE HEE

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ac4494 No.326874

why not post something nice?

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4b4c71 No.326876

File: 3bb5732c2fdec8c⋯.gif (143.02 KB,300x420,5:7,comfy frog card.gif)

File: 6fb443eb68fbb7d⋯.png (3.8 MB,1692x1167,564:389,redwojak 1.png)

>>326865

>my face

>my heating bill's face

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e48d91 No.326877

Meeting survive al jive today

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32cfbe No.326878

>brapposting, pooposting and fatposting

>i-i'm normal guys believe me!

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e48d91 No.326879

>>326876

>tfw have a shit ton of logs for the fire

Comfy time

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32cfbe No.326880

File: df83decbd210128⋯.jpg (118.28 KB,963x792,107:88,survive the HIVe.jpg)

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b5a31b No.326881

File: 6cb06f53e3d56fc⋯.png (29.53 KB,710x577,710:577,1519016260329.png)

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32cfbe No.326882

>timelapse videos but the clouds remain the same

how does this happen?

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4b4c71 No.326883

File: cbfe80d22256659⋯.jpg (33.71 KB,640x427,640:427,300k.jpg)

>>326879

Also

>my plumber's face when he gets another phone call about the boiler

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f1f66c No.326884

File: 8b5e18558c8e264⋯.png (325.63 KB,426x591,142:197,ClipboardImage.png)

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32cfbe No.326885

File: 6a246cfec40ff5d⋯.jpg (213.99 KB,1200x1600,3:4,ass.jpg)

>>326883

your plumbers face when he cleans your pipes

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daa5ca No.326886

File: ed17076fabcd752⋯.gif (1.51 MB,425x481,425:481,ed17076fabcd752029c0ee1d07….gif)

>Leave clothes in tumble dryer

>Someone else wants to use it

>They have to bring my clothes up to me to use it

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32cfbe No.326887

>>326886

>tumble dryer

bit posh

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daa5ca No.326888

>>326887

It's the standard where I am to have one.

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32cfbe No.326889

why use one when you can just use a clothes line

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4b4c71 No.326890

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f1f66c No.326891

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4b4c71 No.326892

>>326889

Because it's cold and rainy for half the year. Also the strong winds the other month blew my clothes line down.

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b975d3 No.326893

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daa5ca No.326894

>>326889

Don't want to take up an entire room for drying clothes, and my clothes rack can't fit all the clothes I'd have to dry on it.

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653983 No.326911

>>326746

I was super confused by that episode

is it a trap or just a girl with a manly name?

just seems strange that you'd have a young boy and then decide to cast him as a girl. why did the dad let that happen? was he the one behind it??

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653983 No.326917

>>326856

could be the caffeine

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