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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 2aac87108cc4f8f⋯.png (720.29 KB,1199x495,109:45,ClipboardImage.png)

d11858 No.325447 [View All]

Merkel: EU States Must Prepare to Hand National Sovereignty over to Brussels

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/23/merkel-eu-hand-sovereignty-brussels/

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has said that European Union (EU) member states must be prepared to transfer powers over to Brussels at a debate on the ‘tensions’ between globalisation and national sovereignty.

>“Nation states must today be prepared to give up their sovereignty,” Merkel said, speaking at an event organised by the Konrad Adenauer Foundation in Berlin on Wednesday.

>“In an orderly fashion of course,” Merkel said, explaining that — while Germany had given up some of its sovereignty in order to join the EU, national parliaments were in charge of deciding whether to sign up to international treaties.

UKIP leader defends hiring Tommy Robinson

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46308160

UKIP leader Gerard Batten has defended his decision to hire Tommy Robinson as an adviser and says he had saved the party "from oblivion".

>His predecessor Nigel Farage criticised UKIP's association with the ex-English Defence League leader and said there should be a vote of no confidence in Mr Batten.

>Mr Batten said many people respected Mr Robinson's "stand on things".

>And he claimed Mr Farage had shown "0% interest" in UKIP since "walking away".

Karachi attack: China consulate attack leaves four dead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46294432

Grieving loved ones may no longer be able to pay their last respects to dead relatives when the EU bans the chemical in embalming fluid.

>That is the fear of Britain's funeral directors after MEPs voted to restrict the use of formaldehyde.

>The EU says it will protect workers' health and save lives.

>And - in a concession secured by a Conservative MEP - it has delayed the ban on the substance for three years to allow the industry to adjust.

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b5cbd4 No.326114

>>326112

I've had gfs a long time ago though and since then there were girls I could have made my gf but I chose not to. have you? explain how I'm wrong

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779ec8 No.326115

File: ca48f3680ce2534⋯.mp4 (6.4 MB,480x360,4:3,【ゆめにっき】パドルポニっ子シアター.mp4)

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3ef03b No.326116

>>326114

;]

your opinions dont matter to me cos you are absolutely wrong and your life doesnt matter to reality

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3ef03b No.326117

anyway i am going OUT

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b5cbd4 No.326118

>>326117

have fun, great philosopher-king

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779ec8 No.326119

File: 1d950186c6b2619⋯.mp4 (2.23 MB,480x360,4:3,【ゆめにっき】クリプト・オブ・ザ・モノクロダンサー.mp4)

>>326117

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

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21e973 No.326120

File: d76c6234b3d715a⋯.png (62.42 KB,1000x1000,1:1,dorset leave.png)

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779ec8 No.326121

File: 87d8f5d13ebb0f7⋯.webm (7.64 MB,800x450,16:9,Summer Time Sadness.webm)

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779ec8 No.326122

File: 3b13b1c2e925783⋯.webm (3.88 MB,640x360,16:9,1488028565.webm)

here u go viking lad

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ca15f5 No.326123

>>326110

wolves don't usually kill like that do they? they wear their prey down and shieet idno

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779ec8 No.326124

File: de0e73ac8bb4dc1⋯.webm (8.17 MB,640x360,16:9,nya song.webm)

i hate how this bitch was so rude through out the whole fuckin anime hentai

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edfd28 No.326125

>>326123

the actually killing part looked like what a normal wolf would do, going for the throat

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802ae3 No.326126

File: 6e99b3521310ae5⋯.png (196.93 KB,1024x748,256:187,ClipboardImage.png)

finally someone posted it in /brit/ smh I was beginning to lose hope that I'd get to save it

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9ef04a No.326127

>>326102

>>326105

No lad, looks are only good for getting attention. If you're a complete beta or have an obnoxious personality then it won't last

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ca15f5 No.326128

>>326125

yeah I guess

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edfd28 No.326129

File: 0a4e4981121046e⋯.png (200.22 KB,1024x748,256:187,frenchlibertybritishslaver….png)

>>326126

you can just ask

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779ec8 No.326130

File: 63999f0021af803⋯.webm (3.14 MB,258x180,43:30,hit by a car.webm)

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ca15f5 No.326131

>>326129

What is the original picture of this?

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802ae3 No.326132

File: d44058b44bb42ce⋯.jpg (459.34 KB,837x972,31:36,__boo_and_princess_king_bo….jpg)

>>326129

I've mentioned it twice in the last week but nobody ever posted it smh.

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9ef04a No.326133

>>326125

Wolves go for the stomach though and just start chowing down regardless of whether you're alive or not

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802ae3 No.326134

File: 35a1433edc32915⋯.png (13.19 MB,3136x2224,196:139,ClipboardImage.png)

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b5cbd4 No.326135

>>326127

but it won't even start if you don't look good

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edfd28 No.326136

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ca15f5 No.326137

>>326136

>>326134

keeeeek didn't think it'd have the same subtitles

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edfd28 No.326138

File: 2ad0fca8cdb7f9b⋯.png (13.1 MB,3427x2450,3427:2450,ClipboardImage.png)

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779ec8 No.326139

File: 3b3a0c78945fbe0⋯.webm (7.44 MB,176x144,11:9,Asimov Eternal Cycle.webm)

wew

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edfd28 No.326140

fuckinh hell chodemonkey fix the posting sm h

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ca15f5 No.326141

File: 5966bc7bfeeb10d⋯.jpg (23.91 KB,689x795,13:15,1534353941931.jpg)

>when you're having a good time laughing and daddy comes running down the stairs slamming the door open and startling you asking you what is so funny

why must he be this way

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edfd28 No.326142

>>326139

>Asimov Eternal Cycle

that's I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream lad

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edfd28 No.326143

>>326142

wait no it's not I'm a tard

unless I'm not

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e11a65 No.326144

>>326141

What were you laughing at?

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779ec8 No.326145

>>326142

It's "The Last Question"

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edfd28 No.326146

File: 66c741f771ab5f9⋯.png (57.2 KB,403x448,403:448,tardjak3.png)

yeah I jumped the gun

got the supercomputers mixed up

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779ec8 No.326147

>>326146

heat death :(

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630be2 No.326148

>>326141

I get this feel when my spanish stepmom starts shouting and speaking in spanish and slamming doors and slamming plates on the table to be passive aggressive. Just relax.

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ca15f5 No.326149

File: b2697d73ac41d51⋯.png (100.81 KB,2100x1200,7:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>>326144

You won't get it, but I drew this on /cow/ ironically, somebody took it as if I did it seriously and mocked it as retardation. Successful falseflags gets big keeks from me, but this was an accidental falseflag which makes it even funnier.

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ca15f5 No.326150

>>326148

yeah, passive aggressiveness hurts. Always got it from both my parents and got me nervous about them splitting up

>say bye to mum

>get in the car with dad

>he immediately slags off her

mum does the same thing smh

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b5cbd4 No.326151

File: 2eecd3da22d2b42⋯.jpg (56.03 KB,720x644,180:161,thumbs_up_apu.jpg)

>>326148

>spanish stepmom

baste

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edfd28 No.326152

>>326149

is that a rare JF?

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ca15f5 No.326153

>>326151

Man I hate Spanish culture, and spics make it even worse. I think maybe my worst associations with it even comes from spics first.

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ca15f5 No.326154

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edfd28 No.326155

>>326154

*saves it*

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ca15f5 No.326156

>>326155

All yours my friend

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630be2 No.326158

>>326153

I agree tbh.

>>326150

Yeah that sort of stuff is common with my parents too, I will try to never do such a thing to any child I ever have.

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b5bb84 No.326159

>>326076

looks like the behilit kek

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b5cbd4 No.326160

File: a3df7977428583e⋯.jpg (125.35 KB,663x1349,663:1349,1.jpg)

File: b57697efc633121⋯.jpg (67.61 KB,500x667,500:667,2.jpg)

File: 3340e1884c82028⋯.jpg (33.83 KB,454x595,454:595,3.jpg)

File: af41211ba06d88e⋯.jpg (287.7 KB,741x552,247:184,4.jpg)

>>326153

never said anything about their culture, I just like the flesh tbf

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ca15f5 No.326162

File: e1aa5df328ca5c6⋯.png (220.23 KB,634x327,634:327,ClipboardImage.png)

File: fa5edd88da66c9f⋯.png (369.27 KB,533x627,533:627,ClipboardImage.png)

WE WILL BE WATCHING THE DANISH GIRL AT 8

BE THERE OR BE STRAIGHT

Of course the first surgeon was Jewish. Not sure about the second one, but given the degeneracy of Germany at the time it could probably have been anyone.

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ca15f5 No.326163

>>326159

keeeeeek

>>326160

I was making a general statement

>when a film's soundtrack has those instruments associated with Spanish anything

nope

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802ae3 No.326164

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edfd28 No.326165

>>326162

>not pooper 2

sad!

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