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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 6ffa7871be64aff⋯.png (447.41 KB,590x350,59:35,ClipboardImage.png)

4ee2de No.324728 [View All]

Brexit: Draft agreement on future relationship right for UK, says May

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46300247

Theresa May has hailed the draft agreement on post-Brexit relations as "right for the whole of the UK" and insisted a deal "is within our grasp".

>The political declaration - outlining how UK-EU trade, security and other issues will work - has been "agreed in principle", the European Council says.

>London and Brussels have already agreed the draft terms of the UK's exit from the EU on 29 March 2019.

>The prime minister told MPs it would deliver the Brexit people voted for.

Matthew Hedges: Academic jailed in UAE for spying 'failed' by UK government

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-46300609

The wife of a British academic jailed for spying in the United Arab Emirates says the British government put UK interests above his right to freedom.

>Daniela Tejada spoke to the BBC shortly after returning to the UK from Abu Dhabi where she saw Durham University's Matthew Hedges sentenced to life.

>The 31-year-old denies spying but prosecutors said he had confessed.

>Ms Tejada has arrived for a meeting in London with the Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt.

UK weather: HEAVY SNOW warning across UK as Arctic temperatures hit

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1048825/uk-weather-forecast-snow-latest-met-office-temperatures-freezing-weather

BLIZZARDS and plummeting temperatures are hitting the UK as artic winds rake the country - and the freezing conditions are likely to last weeks.

>The mercury will drop to a chilling -10C – and weather forecasters are predicting it will stay there until Christmas. In what is a far cry from the record-breaking summer heatwave, forecasters have warned of wintry showers and snow throughout next month, as well as possible ice storms. The first major snow storm of the December – increasing fears of ice storms - and residents of Scotland and northern England have been told to brace themselves for the first major snow storm of the season.

Organised crime in the UK is bigger than ever before. Can the police catch up?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/nov/22/uk-organised-crime-can-police-catch-up-national-crime-agency-lynne-owens

Faced with new threats from international gangsters, the boss of the National Crime Agency, Lynne Owens, thinks UK policing needs a radical reboot. By Alex Perry

>All the cases Owens cited were examples of organised crime, illicit national and transnational networks that have multiplied since the 1980s and now make an annual £1.5tn around the world and £37bn, or 1.8% of GDP, in Britain. It was to tackle this threat that the NCA was established five years ago as a national intelligence and police force – inevitably described in the press as the closest thing Britain has to an FBI. What to many might sound like a terrifying catalogue of crime, then, is to Owens, as the NCA’s director-general, a to-do list. Since we spoke, Owens’s caseload has expanded again to include investigations into the origins of Brexiter Arron Banks’s campaign cash and how an Azerbaijani banker’s wife, Zamira Hajiyeva, sustained a lifestyle that ran to spending £16m in Harrods in a decade.

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87cd11 No.325400

>>325398

Fair enough, they're fairly smart shoes and taste in shoes is shoe-jective after all.

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128a29 No.325401

>>325399

They are narrow at the back. My grandad said they were like a ducks. In fact one of the last comments he said to me was that they were like corpse’s feet. No colour in them at all. Toes that can spread very wide.

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81634b No.325402

>>325400

>taste in shoes is shoe-jective after all.

was that supposed to be funny?

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87cd11 No.325403

>>325402

I suppose humour is shoe-jective as well then.

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128a29 No.325404

>>325400

I laughed. I like silly punions.

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81634b No.325405

File: a70ac2670094d44⋯.png (399.9 KB,438x577,438:577,yum.png)

>325403

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e85f5e No.325406

wessex

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81634b No.325407

>>325406

hes not coming back

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f7edac No.325408

File: 89a43c23435efc6⋯.gif (107.88 KB,191x175,191:175,89a43c23435efc6263f720b827….gif)

Eurozone Growth Stumbles, German Economy Contracts, Meanwhile UK Tops GDP Growth

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/23/eurozone-growth-stumbles-german-economy-contracts-meanwhile-uk-tops-gdp-growth/

Eurozone growth remains slow, and has performed worse than expected in the latest figures released Friday which saw the Euro currency stumble as slowing German exports were shown to be behind the European powerhouse’s first GDP contraction since 2015.

>Bad economic results plagued the Eurozone Friday, forcing the Euro currency into a fall as hopes for the financial union’s members to bounce back were dashed. Eurozone economic growth was slower than predicted following falling export figures — thanks in part to Germany and France’s decision to engage in a trade war with the United States — and growth could fall as low as 0.2 per cent in December, reports Reuters.

UK Earnings Rising at Highest Rate in a Decade, Unemployment ‘Super-Low’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/13/uk-earnings-rising-at-highest-rate-in-a-decade-unemployment-super-low/

LONDON (AP) – Official figures show that average earnings in Britain are rising at their highest rate since the most acute phase of the global financial crisis a decade ago.

>The Office for National Statistics said Tuesday that average weekly earnings over the three months to September, excluding bonuses, were 3.2 percent higher than the corresponding period a year earlier. That’s the highest rate since the three-month period to December 2008, when Britain was mired in recession following the near-collapse of the global banking system.

>Wage momentum has picked up strongly recently. That could be a result of the fact that the unemployment rate stands at a super-low level of 4.1 percent. Unemployment, however, did rise 0.1 percentage point from the rate recorded in the three months to August.

apparently our economy is doing rly good wowe good job lads

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f7edac No.325409

File: 26a63e42f8c9532⋯.jpg (419.45 KB,1024x1200,64:75,pembs hooni.jpg)

*goes out and buys a ferrari*

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e85f5e No.325410

>>325408

i got a job i did that

that was me thankyou yourewelcome

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f92d81 No.325411

File: fa01eebba33b872⋯.jpeg (93.76 KB,811x912,811:912,81a3b23e01e3d16e4a9133241….jpeg)

>>325410

well done lad 💰💰💰🤑💸

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f92d81 No.325412

File: efb3754c88c9b28⋯.png (528.25 KB,750x920,75:92,ClipboardImage.png)

IT'S ON

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05ac71 No.325413

>>325412

>pleb vs Boomer

wew. Not getting involved in this one.

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993294 No.325414

File: ac1bf43134217e3⋯.jpg (264.56 KB,1024x1060,256:265,__boo_and_princess_king_bo….jpg)

>>325412

>the man who fought for brexit arguably more than anyone else is "pure scum"

>t. Tommy Rubinstein (government name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) who has never achieved anything and has driven the EDL, Pegida UK, Rebel Media and For Britain into early graves

We deserve better than both of them tbh but Nige needs to put UKIP out of it's misery.

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8bf663 No.325415

>>325412

Farage is BASED centrist, not a VILE populist

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f92d81 No.325416

>>325414

Well said. Tommy is never going to win this battle tbh, Nige has a huge following.

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d06c93 No.325417

File: a055725bc9cb41a⋯.jpg (2.18 MB,4032x3024,4:3,20181123_191042.jpg)

Considering eating it raw

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8bf663 No.325418

File: fc8921ab7b8151e⋯.gif (871.99 KB,400x400,1:1,say that to my face and no….gif)

>Even Nigel Farage is appalled

>Even

>Even

What did the Independent mean by this?

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c09979 No.325419

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>325163

>Why you fastin lad? Been intermittent fasting for at least 18 hours myself and trying to only eat meat

I'm gonna do keto to get lean, weigh ~165lbs rn and I should weigh like 150-155lbs considering I don't have much muscle on me 'cause I haven't been working out for a long time. I'm gonna get lean and then start working out, maybe start while getting lean to speed it up a lil and minimize muscle loss, idk, depends

it's important 'cause I need to fit into my jeans 'cause it's getting cold

>>325170

if you watch handegg, based on the demographics of the commercials you would assume that the US is 50% black

>>325254

>ywn accompany 22st for a day of van travel through rural Norway while listening to Ravishing Grimness

>>325302

fuggggggggg

>>325337

no such thing

>>325378

can't be assed to shave properly most of the time, warmup+cleanup takes too long. once a week I buzz my facial hair (and rats tail on the back of my neck) with a beard trimmer with no guard, then shave the moustache with an electric shaver, pluck my unibrow with tweezers, trim my nose/nipple hairs with cuticle scissors, buzz my pubes with a beard trimmer with a guard, and clip my fingernails/toenails. other than that just need to get haircuts, keeps me looking suave

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c09979 No.325420

the fast is to deplete glycogen and get into ketosis faster

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05ac71 No.325421

>>325418

It's like literally Hitler being appalled by literally Goering.

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e2f278 No.325422

YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT you IN MY TUMMY

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61c16f No.325423

File: f8af2b832bb1d5b⋯.png (Spoiler Image,56.24 KB,1098x835,1098:835,22st November.png)

went out into the world today and had to interact with normies

I crave companionship yet they repel me and offer no chance for conversation besides

genuinely going insane tbh

here is proof

do NOT open if you like eyes that don't bleed

>>325422

hey lass, here's a sneak peak for this year's christmas present. it seems like the sort of thing you'd appreciate

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48c099 No.325424

File: cbae8001b0a848f⋯.png (3.23 MB,2016x1512,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

almost 24 hours since I last sat in this chair smh

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48c099 No.325425

>>325423

Holy shit that's beautiful

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48c099 No.325426

meat looks kind of raw on the inside but since Jordan eats them raw I should be fine

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05ac71 No.325427

>>325426

Dunget the raw meat memmy, tbh. I like my food cooked. Maybe I'm just a grug.

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e2f278 No.325428

>>325423

My goodness what a fine rump!

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48c099 No.325429

>>325427

Yeah, we can't absorb all the nutrients in raw meat ithink, and besides there is a reason we cook it. We probably evolved to eat it.

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61c16f No.325430

>>325429

yeah literally since the discovery of fire

cooking before we could talk tbh

very ancient cuisine is all about boiling stuff though, by dropping hot rocks in a stone basin of water

>>325428

inspired by 22st washing his car earlier

naturally this was my first thought

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e2f278 No.325431

>>325430

I imagine you've been thinking of this image all day.

Also, did you catch up with JoJo? You should have spent every moment doing so.

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48c099 No.325432

>>325431

He's a bitch who can't get over how much of an asshoel Dio is

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61c16f No.325433

>>325431

I was trying not to go mad by seeking out any and all people nearby and attempting to engage them in conversation

I failed to acquire normality and am once again stuck here attempting to partake in a fascimile of normal interaction

also yeah I watched ep1 and found it really annoying with how pure evil dio is and also jojo being a retard

might keep watching and see if it gets better but it was on par with watching tomoko for sheer second hand bad feels

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e2f278 No.325434

>>325433

It gets much better. Part four is currently my favourite because of based Kira but in all it gets even more fun and is definitely worth seeing through.

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48c099 No.325435

>>325433

You're such a mess, lad. It's not similar to Tomoko at all smh

>tfw had to drop Tomoko the first time

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61c16f No.325436

>>325434

good to hear

>>325435

I guess it just hit too close to home with how dio took over jojo's life and fucked him over so much

feels like the past decade for me tbh

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503bfb No.325437

Just had a lovely Morrisons fresh pepperoni pizza, absoluely mint

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61c16f No.325438

>>325437

>morrisons

POSHO

had cardboard tasting fish fingers from a cardboard box tbh

got some chips for the film night later and a cheeky slice of carrot cake even though I said to myself I'd eat properly yesterday

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503bfb No.325439

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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503bfb No.325440

>>325438

it was 2.50 but reduced to 1.88 due to being out of date tomorrow

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48c099 No.325441

>>325436

Ah, then it makes more sense

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61c16f No.325442

>>325440

dogwhistling tbh lad maybe they're secretly based

mine was 1.50 and I thought it extravagant

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503bfb No.325443

>>325442

worth treating oneself after a hard week wagecucking and making someone else rich

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61c16f No.325444

druids tbh

>>325443

based capitalism

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c09979 No.325445

wanna buy a new monitor but I'm measuring my desk and even a 24" would take up all the space I have so I can't reach the volume knob on my speakers

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87cd11 No.325446

>>325435

>tfw had to drop Tomoko the first time

Weak, watched it in full. Don't understand the people who empathise with Tomo as i've never been in such situations or made such a fool of myself.

>>325437

Had Polish hotdogs.

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48c099 No.325448

>>325446

>Weak, watched it in full. Don't understand the people who empathise with Tomo as i've never been in such situations or made such a fool of myself.

You found out why you managed then

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eed352 No.325449

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e85f5e No.325451

File: 5abfb560e61dd59⋯.png (454.98 KB,509x901,509:901,chrome_2016-11-16_11-23-10.png)

>>325416

so does tommy though tbh

>>325417

based and paleopilled

>>325423

>tfw wessex makes better oc than you

saddening

good bloody job lad

>>325424

looks uncomfortable to sit in

>>325445

can't reach your knob? poor lad maybe you really do need to fast

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