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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 0b17a5426eb1232⋯.jpg (636.72 KB,1073x1650,1073:1650,1425777917658.jpg)

943d2c No.324071 [View All]

Congresswoman Blasts Trump’s Response to Khashoggi Killing: ‘Being Saudi Arabia’s B*tch Is Not America First’

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/21/gabbard-blasts-trump-being-saudi-arabia-bitch-not-america-first/

Muslim Congresswoman Argued Against Bill on Female Genital Mutilation

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/21/justice-democrat-ilhan-omar-opposed-law-to-ban-female-genital-mutilation/

One in Four Europeans Found to Vote Populist as EU Prepares for Parliamentary Elections

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/21/report-one-in-four-europeans-found-to-vote-populist-as-eu-prepares-for-parliamentary-elections/

Theresa May and Re-Appointed Remainer Minister Threaten Brexit: ‘Parliament Will Block No-Deal Exit’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/21/may-rudd-threaten-brexit-parliament-will-block-no-deal-exit/

Residents Patrol Streets in UK Town Where Police Have ‘Given Up’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/21/residents-patrol-streets-uk-town-where-police-have-given-up/

Indigenous People of French Island Now a Minority Due to Mass Illegal Migration

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/21/indigenous-peoples-french-overseas-region-minority-mass-illegal-migration/

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5729ec No.324682

>>324679

>mew

oh right yeah I had heard of that

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933e5b No.324683

>>324677

Really? I think she only has a prosthetic arm, i am not sure

>>324678

Is the film just part of the comic?

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172055 No.324684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

KEEK

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5d6bed No.324685

where the fuck is my dad he said 6 oclock

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172055 No.324686

>>324676

*stare at u as you kneel b4 me*

OFF WITH HIS…

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172055 No.324687

>>324685

I think he must be late.

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5d6bed No.324688

>>324687

as fucking usual

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933e5b No.324689

>>324686

Look at how she intentionally makes the text shitty, she's obviously an elitist ERPer who would ridicule anyone doing that to her.

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172055 No.324690

>>324689

You forgot how I started writing lad, along with that ERP I was doing the other day I told you about. I'm a true elite.

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402641 No.324691

File: c322acf070151eb⋯.png (191.42 KB,285x411,95:137,hoonitakesaseat.png)

>>324679

>Adorable lad, she must have really liked you.

She did but I had tism and didn't understand how to go on a date or anything because my mummy kept me inside all day. She got with my friend and apparently every time they had sex 'he cried'. What a beta.

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2b3ea7 No.324692

alright I g2g

>>324679

>move to Spain

ew

>or somewhere instead smh it's probably safer for your offspring in the long run

where? Gibraltar that actually might be a good idea, fuck, never thought of that? there's nowhere to run. I plan on moving north to the whitest part of the US, but even there is getting flooded with beaners, it's all ogre methinks.

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933e5b No.324693

>>324690

With your black slave? Writing sexual stories on that naughty dirty stories site?I forget

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5d6bed No.324694

>>324691

nothing wrong with crying during sex m8

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53c563 No.324695

>women

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172055 No.324696

>>324693

Yeah when the slave and I used to write novels together. The ERP was that grooming one I was doing last week with the boyo.

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5d6bed No.324697

>>324692

the only places getting flooded are cities

countryside even in fucked places are almost entirely white

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28a0ba No.324698

>>324696

>average newbrit poster circa 2018

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53c563 No.324699

>>324698

I don't really understand what's going on. is this ironic?

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beb0c1 No.324700

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28a0ba No.324701

>>324699

Newbrit is the erp board for 22st when he gets bullied off /Brit/

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5729ec No.324702

File: 02e9c7c7d5b37ed⋯.jpg (644.64 KB,999x624,333:208,116967-999x624.jpg)

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933e5b No.324703

File: 6806867f88da30a⋯.png (3.26 KB,418x408,209:204,1b944207d54c7e6ff98be74c8c….png)

I told you about her black boyfriend

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8d55db No.324704

File: eb71ad9fde38cb8⋯.mp4 (1.36 MB,576x1024,9:16,♫ Kelli 🤩 - original sound….mp4)

evening lads

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172055 No.324705

>>324700

It's exactly as it sounds.

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402641 No.324706

>>324694

I was a right randy little teenager would certainly not have been crying.

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172055 No.324707

>>324703

HE IS WHITE

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2b3ea7 No.324708

alright I g2g gotta get ready for thanksgiving with fam, later brehs

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53c563 No.324709

>>324707

how can you have a white black boyfriend?

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933e5b No.324710

>>324702

Love so many ghibli designs, but I guess this isn't really one as it was a comic. Just so many cool characters, clothes, etc.

>>324707

Her current one is white i guess

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172055 No.324711

>>324708

Enjoy your meal.

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933e5b No.324712

>>324708

have a nice din dins, lad. Hail Columbus

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53c563 No.324713

>>324708

remember us in your prayers please lad, we need it

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933e5b No.324714

>>324709

Mostly white with black admixture, has an afro

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933e5b No.324715

File: a0547f5ccbbfda1⋯.png (863.21 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

looks like this

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beb0c1 No.324716

>>324715

he's 100% spicc

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53c563 No.324717

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172055 No.324718

>>324709

Smh I don't have a black boyfriend. 22st is spreading lies and saying he is black because I call him the prince (because he looks like a beautiful prince to me) and he has taken it like Prince the singer.

>>324710

Smh I've never had a bf before. The prince is a white male and proud of it.

>>324714

HE HAS LONG AND STRAIGHT, BEAUTIFUL AND THICK CHESTNUT LOCKS.

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5729ec No.324719

File: 087fb52d6222588⋯.png (228.57 KB,613x618,613:618,tekeshi 69 jail.png)

>>324715

he's gonna get bummed

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933e5b No.324720

File: 11eb4ecfbef0429⋯.png (470.41 KB,500x913,500:913,11eb4ecfbef0429e7b53d56c11….png)

>tfw can't tell if it is genuinely upsetting her or if she is playing along

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933e5b No.324721

>>324719

Do you think he made himself as ugly as possible as to try and avoid this happening?

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beb0c1 No.324722

>>324719

CUM GANG

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beb0c1 No.324723

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

RIP Paleotrap

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402641 No.324724

File: fc1cfbf9ad26814⋯.png (249.11 KB,324x532,81:133,happiest hoon.png)

>>324722

this was really funny to me tbh

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5729ec No.324725

>>324721

he made himself one of the most easily identifiable people on the planet and then went and robbed a bunch of liquor stores

I think he''s just retarded

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5d6bed No.324726

>says 6oclock

>40 minutes later he hasnt turned up

he has no fucking excuse

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1b2455 No.324727

File: 64bb30342183ea7⋯.jpg (57.87 KB,736x736,1:1,dc4542cb61c32bd20ca933a940….jpg)

>>324503

Thought one guy in the comments had an avatar of the brainlet boomer *sips* mene, and it was this. Wew.

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697b08 No.324729

that tintin movie was kind of shit tbh

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402641 No.324731

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933e5b No.324732

>>324729

Yeah, I agree. Incredibly boring story and characters I didn't care for at all.

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28a0ba No.324749

>new thread before 700

Next it’ll be before 500

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