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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 50e962e816015ae⋯.png (677.07 KB,1280x1920,2:3,__bowser_bowsette_and_mari….png)

9f1a29 No.323358 [View All]

Sarah Michelle Gellar Attacked for Reminding Fans ‘Not to Overeat’ on Thanksgiving

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/11/20/sarah-michelle-gellar-attacked-for-reminding-fans-not-to-overeat-on-thanksgiving/

Swedish Men Sterilising Themselves up 70 Percent in Five Years

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/20/swedish-men-sterilising-themselves-up-70-percent-five-years/

Egyptian National Allegedly Drove Autistic Children Off Pier to Collect Life Insurance Money

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/19/egyptian-national-allegedly-drove-autistic-children-off-pier-collect-life-insurance-money/

France, Germany Vow to Push on with Plans to Curb National Sovereignty in Eurozone

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/20/france-germany-curb-national-sovereignty/

Brussels Unveils EU Army Plans for Spy School, Missile Development

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/20/brussels-unveils-eu-army-plans-spy-school-missile-development/

‘Allahu Akbar’: Brussels Policeman Stabbed in Neck as France’s Macron Visits City

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/20/allahu-akbar-brussels-policeman-stabbed-neck-macron-visits/

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954c12 No.324024

File: bb80424fc5c93ce⋯.png (123.24 KB,507x309,169:103,hoonisad.png)

>>324021

>that part of cricket where you have to stand in a field waiting for the ball to come in your vague direction

hated being a fielder or whatever

i just want to hit stuff hard with a bat

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f297a2 No.324025

>>324024

>not being good enough to be a chosen bowler

smh lad

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9a234d No.324026

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>Ping Pong

tbh

>likes ping pong but she couldn't even finish this

smh

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25762f No.324027

File: a54ca41140abc00⋯.jpeg (24.99 KB,498x621,166:207,2f1.jpeg)

>>324020

Gaming has long since lost its luster

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3fbe6f No.324028

File: 394716c96bce406⋯.png (100.79 KB,225x225,1:1,cry2.png)

me cutting onions and showing the lasses my sensitive side

>>324013

ping pong is popular in french schools for some reason so when I'd play I'd sing napoleonic military marches and wierd them out to score points with mind games keeek

>>324016

orbiting

>>324026

Ping Pong Club is superior by far lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZQ2qgm93c

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f297a2 No.324029

>>324028

you live near lasses?

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9a234d No.324030

>>324028

Doesn't look interesting. Where is the ping pong?

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056754 No.324031

File: 03e5c029da522fc⋯.jpg (139.07 KB,1080x1078,540:539,03e5c029da522fcc539bd55a7d….jpg)

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954c12 No.324032

>>324026

the animation looked so bad at the start but then I got really into it, that was the most cool ping pong match ive ever seen lol

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3fbe6f No.324033

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>>324029

the ones on this board smh

one of the old ladies that works at the shop does live a few doors down and I have to give her the previous occupant's letters quite frequently

>>324030

tangentially related in every episode

it's great comedy tbh we should watch it in the cytube

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f297a2 No.324034

>>324033

you should rub onions on your eyes for maximum testosterone gains

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9a234d No.324035

>>324032

Yeah I should rewatch it. Already loved it on the first watch tbh

>>324033

>that belly button

OH GOD NO

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3fbe6f No.324036

File: 7b65761a6b34334⋯.png (438.03 KB,857x633,857:633,ClipboardImage.png)

>>324035

he's a yank keeek the joke is he stinks

I guess japs think we smell funny

all racial groups smell funny to other people tbh

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3fbe6f No.324037

File: b250b804c4c2b7e⋯.png (347.68 KB,609x599,609:599,ClipboardImage.png)

>if I wasn't a lardfat even back then I'd have been like this just cuz I had long hair

it hurts

even so some french lasses did try for it including a giga nigger which was very scary in PE when we had to chase eachother

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9a234d No.324038

File: 98a0d11a018e3dc⋯.png (41.54 KB,638x1070,319:535,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

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3fbe6f No.324039

File: 037503d2055720c⋯.png (558.93 KB,875x609,125:87,ClipboardImage.png)

SMELLY YANK ALERT

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3fbe6f No.324040

File: 8b5beb518314a67⋯.png (519.78 KB,853x645,853:645,ClipboardImage.png)

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3fbe6f No.324041

File: c20349e997a6e55⋯.png (479.63 KB,865x653,865:653,ClipboardImage.png)

BRRRAAPPPPPPP

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6aaa15 No.324042

File: 2061b9e889fa164⋯.webm (1.3 MB,480x480,1:1,that feel when you're not….webm)

>>324020

If we're going for vidya related reasons to live then there's only one contender.

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3fbe6f No.324043

File: be0f2a2064c5d97⋯.png (567.26 KB,849x633,283:211,ClipboardImage.png)

racism is funny if nonwhites do it tbh

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3fbe6f No.324044

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9a234d No.324045

File: 88a7a01094cd1c1⋯.png (1.09 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

He cute

>>324040

>>324043

Jesus Christ that is disgusting. NO

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6aaa15 No.324046

File: 7d957a643f67164⋯.jpg (98.73 KB,540x720,3:4,Anthony Burch's relationsh….jpg)

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3fbe6f No.324047

>>324045

you love that kind of thing lad don't lie

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9a234d No.324048

>>324047

Keek no I don't. The colour and the way it's drawn, they made it as disgusting as possible

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3fbe6f No.324049

File: cde7f8ac04e4e71⋯.png (382.03 KB,861x649,861:649,ClipboardImage.png)

ro ro ro eulopean ale haily

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4ba6be No.324050

Lovely shower and wee wee tbh.

Now it is time for sosej, mash and Yorkshire pudding.

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9a234d No.324051

>>324050

What did you get us?

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f297a2 No.324052

>>324043

me but unironically

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3fbe6f No.324053

File: ff3d0592b938b73⋯.png (923.01 KB,1168x689,1168:689,dianabrap.png)

>>324048

that's the joke

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f297a2 No.324054

>>324049

keek i really do fit the fucking stereotype

if i grew a beard id be like that chinese 19th century depiction of british sailors

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4ba6be No.324055

File: ccf560c076662a7⋯.png (218.18 KB,500x283,500:283,ClipboardImage.png)

>>324051

These bad boys but they aren't for you.

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9a234d No.324056

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laughing out loud at this stupid shit

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77973b No.324057

>>324055

>nan cakes

baste

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9a234d No.324058

>>324055

You're going to get nice and fat

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9a234d No.324059

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BRAVO NOLAN

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4ba6be No.324060

Just picked a cheeky cake out of the box. What line did I say that you often hear elderly people say when examining the appearance of confectionery and other sweet products?

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2f2056 No.324061

Tbf you can take the Vedic/Hindu point of view that the gods and goddesses are more personal and approachable aspects of God. When seen this way monotheism is merely the suppression/ concentration of worship of these aspects

>>323888

This tbh

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3fbe6f No.324062

>>324060

forsooth and I say what a beauteous delicacy I doth see before me

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3fbe6f No.324063

File: 8ca99bd639ebe24⋯.png (2 MB,1200x1200,1:1,noapology.png)

also works as a pickup line

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f297a2 No.324064

>>324063

yeah works a fucking treat for you, eh?

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4ba6be No.324065

>>324063

Whenever I have time to kill and go into Waterstones I see the same book which this image on the cover. I can't recall the name, perhaps you know, and if you do, is it worth reading?

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9a234d No.324066

File: 11eb4ecfbef0429⋯.png (470.41 KB,500x913,500:913,11eb4ecfbef0429e7b53d56c11….png)

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3fbe6f No.324067

File: 155e7a0d3bdc675⋯.png (1.09 MB,629x722,629:722,h8godtitan.png)

>>324064

yeah lad I had to hook a cart up to my destriere to carry all the ladies that swooned when I said that

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3fbe6f No.324068

>>324065

it's the Flashman Papers, a series of historical novels about a cowardly soldier who somehow always manages to survive and take the credit for victories in the Empires, it's really great and definitely worth getting

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2f2056 No.324069

>>324064

Wew

>>324067

Keek love that image

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f297a2 No.324070

>>324068

I think one of the Blackadder characters was based off him too

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2f2056 No.324072

>>324070

And Caiphas Cain

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9a234d No.324074

File: c1fa079cb7b9dd3⋯.png (80.01 KB,432x432,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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9f1a29 No.324075

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