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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: f79a7781ab0d102⋯.png (301.59 KB,3705x4504,3705:4504,theresa may.png)

a6d949 No.322604 [View All]

Brexit plan will stop EU migrants 'jumping the queue'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46257168

Theresa May is renewing her efforts to sell her draft Brexit withdrawal agreement - saying it will stop EU migrants "jumping the queue".

>She said migration would become skills-based, with Europeans no longer prioritised over "engineers from Sydney or software developers from Delhi".

>The PM also insisted to business leaders at the CBI that her withdrawal deal has been "agreed in full".

>It comes as some Tory MPs continue to press for late changes to the deal.

‘The Rotten Cherry Atop Theresa May’s Poison Cake’: PM Makes Brexit Speech to Pro-EU Business Group

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/19/rotten-cherry-atop-theresa-mays-poison-cake-pms-brexit-speech-to-pro-eu-business-group/

British Prime Minister has given a speech to the Confederation of British Industry’s (CBI) annual conference standing by her so-called ‘Brexit in name only’ (Brino) plan, but the speech and audience have been criticised as supporting turning Britain into a “vassal state of the EU”.

>Theresa May addressed the CBI, a body which has long supported Britain’s membership of the European Union and has been called upon to back up the Prime Minister’s softest-Brexit plan on Monday, with her saying the people of Britain should listen to big business and not members of Parliament when deciding whether to back her plan.

>The Prime Minister doubled down in face of intense criticism and opposition from her own benches and said: “let no one be in any doubt, I am determined to deliver”.

Boris Johnson's unused water cannon sold for scrap at £300k loss

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46258584

Three water cannon bought and refurbished for more than £320,000 while Boris Johnson was London Mayor have been sold for £11,000.

>The vehicles were bought by Mr Johnson as crowd-control weapons following the 2011 riots.

>They were sold for £11,025 to Nottinghamshire-based Reclamations (Ollerton) Ltd who will dismantle them and export the parts.

>Current Mayor Sadiq Khan said "we have managed to finally get rid of them".

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e2cc92 No.323308

>>323304

Lel, if I really wanted to rob people with it I'd be taking something much more valuable

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3b2fc9 No.323309

>>323308

good lad

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3e316d No.323310

File: fd189b47bbb2b81⋯.jpg (3.24 MB,2000x3607,2000:3607,__bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>323305

what are you reading

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ec4537 No.323311

File: 17467221f0a87eb⋯.png (1.95 MB,800x1047,800:1047,ClipboardImage.png)

The Incal has a nice style of it's own, to be fair. Very classic French comic.

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3b2fc9 No.323312

File: 0df67f02e853cc4⋯.png (504.93 KB,600x400,3:2,0df67f02e853cc4ca700ef8538….png)

>tfw not in a 50s rock n roll band

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bea081 No.323313

>>323310

harry potter and the methods of being a pedantic fuckwit, as written by a sped transhumanist who thinks he's smart but buys 100% into liberal memes

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a175ca No.323314

File: 2d9dba46170ea85⋯.png (48.37 KB,935x695,187:139,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

Finally home bois

*kicks off shoes*

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3b2fc9 No.323315

>>323314

welcome home daddy

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bea081 No.323316

>>323314

evening large lad

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a175ca No.323317

File: 7ff2e789fcdb7ac⋯.jpg (341.11 KB,1536x1024,3:2,7ff2e789fcdb7ac9e4eed71925….jpg)

>>323315

My boy! How was your day, son? Did you win?

>>323316

Hey fellow wide load

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3b2fc9 No.323318

>>323317

>Did you win?

oh yes ;]

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bea081 No.323319

File: 49b750f0323d26d⋯.png (766.98 KB,624x951,208:317,boomerjakyanks.png)

>>323317

ah doubt it

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a175ca No.323320

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>>323319

Keek. Did they get a sentence yet?

>>323318

Proud of you, son

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bea081 No.323321

>>323320

ah doubt it

I think it was considered to be a quick dismissal in the /k/ thread because of the other guy being a known offender

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a175ca No.323322

>>323321

ah alright

>ywn put down roid rage lads

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a175ca No.323323

can't be bothered to read the Waifu Wessex interaction. How can you even be bothered to write it smh

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bea081 No.323324

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>>323323

I just want to undastand smh

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a175ca No.323325

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>>323324

Is that a Jojo reference?

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bea081 No.323326

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepe.png)

no

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a175ca No.323327

File: 424ff2851dddc76⋯.jpg (93.75 KB,1200x997,1200:997,DNHtYMXXcAAQC68.jpg)

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6d18d2 No.323328

File: 40475c30ea6d67b⋯.png (45.46 KB,574x688,287:344,ant riding a ladybird.png)

Reckon this is how an ant would ride a ladybird if it could. With a saddle and stuff but I didn't draw the tiny details.

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a175ca No.323329

>>323328

Hey that looks awfully similar to the concept art I made for my Ant Empire ™ book

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bea081 No.323330

>>323327

never watched it

liked the garfielf parodies though

>>323328

interdasting

does the ladybird physiology allow for that at all? would have thought the wing beat movements exclude anything from being on it's back

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bea081 No.323331

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a175ca No.323332

File: 4990083df6dfe56⋯.png (1.22 MB,655x914,655:914,ClipboardImage.png)

>>323328

>Ladybug

hmm

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bea081 No.323333

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should watch all of these in the cytube tbh

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6d18d2 No.323334

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>>323329

Goodlad.

>>323330

>does the ladybird physiology allow for that at all? would have thought the wing beat movements exclude anything from being on it's back

It looks like you could sit on its back while it's in flight. You would put a saddle under it's 'shell' and it would open its wings to let you mount it when you're ready to go, you'd be buffeted by the wings a bit though.

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3b2fc9 No.323335

>>323320

thank you dad

i'll give you strong grandsons

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6d18d2 No.323336

File: cae8dcbc02baae7⋯.png (443.94 KB,499x474,499:474,ClipboardImage.png)

And they could be used as pack animals when they are walking along the ground.

Ants would collect the small eggs/larvae and raise them in underground chambers with small lockable doors that they cannot fly out of, and they would feed them to gain their trust, then fly out of holes in the roof that lead out into the surface world / forest above.

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bcfc83 No.323337

EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES

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bea081 No.323338

>>323334

plausible enough for a story at any rate

did you watch Bug's Life or whichever that animated film was where the ants have to fight giant maggots and stuff keek

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bcfc83 No.323339

File: c62557bb471939d⋯.png (16.36 KB,417x526,417:526,ClipboardImage.png)

Mummy loves me. She gave me a pocket torch that is super strong to use when I am walking in the dark and to shine in the face of normies with their morning coffee. She got it from work and it was likely free but she loves me and knows I threw away the free rape alarm we got at school.

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6d18d2 No.323340

>>323338

Yeah that was kinda cool.

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bea081 No.323341

>>323339

>throwing away a free noisemaker

think of the lives that could be ruined with such a thing qeeeeeeeeeeeeq

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a175ca No.323342

>>323338

That's Antz , lad. And they are termites I think

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a175ca No.323343

>>323339

mummyyy

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c50def No.323344

>>323313

Oh is it that Orders of Rationality or whatever, written by that really smart bloke that one forum for smart people wanks off over?

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bcfc83 No.323345

>>323341

It's broken tbh. I exploited it at school and used to take the pin out and roll it into the library before scurrying to collect it again.

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bea081 No.323346

>>323344

yeah, he's not that smart he just likes to wank

it's reddit writing basically

>>323345

based and devilishpilled

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bea081 No.323347

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>>323342

yeah I liked that film

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a175ca No.323348

>>323347

the dead ants after the battle and the wasp getting squashed was fucked up

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3b2fc9 No.323349

new thread needed

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bea081 No.323350

>>323348

>the decapitated head of the big guy still talking to the generic doormat MC

war is hell keeeeeeek

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a175ca No.323351

they also drank water out of something's arsehole or something

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bea081 No.323352

File: 887fc93f4716712⋯.png (123.36 KB,596x650,298:325,shitpostking.png)

commemorating (165)

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c380d9 No.323353

*rolls a fag*

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a175ca No.323354

>>323352

pretty good lad

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a175ca No.323355

Neo mummy we need new thread

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c50def No.323356

File: 11cde8a66a8a8c6⋯.jpg (158.07 KB,1024x768,4:3,milo the gayist.jpg)

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3e316d No.323359

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