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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 20d532544979598⋯.png (295.85 KB,640x464,40:29,ClipboardImage.png)

ded438 No.321872 [View All]

Macron, Merkel Show United Front Against President Trump, Rising Populism

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/18/macron-merkel-show-united-front-against-president-trump-rising-populism/

Italian Govt Source Claims Macron Behind EU Pressure to ‘Punish’ Italy

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/17/italian-government-source-claims-macron-behind-eu-pressure-punish-italy/

Brexiteer Calls for May’s Civil Service Advisers to Be Fired for Betraying Britain

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/18/brexiteer-calls-may-civil-service-advisers-be-fired-betraying-britain/

Bill Maher Under Fire for Saying Stan Lee’s ‘Stupid’ Comic Books Led to Donald Trump’s Election

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/11/18/bill-maher-under-fire-stan-lee-stupid-comic-books-led-to-donald-trump-election/

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570807 No.322555

Why won't wessex share with us his magical strenght potions?

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b7a318 No.322556

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>322555

my potions are too strong for you, driver

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592352 No.322557

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>>322555

YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS

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fe7330 No.322558

File: 81752781f84f907⋯.jpeg (294.39 KB,1405x1204,1405:1204,8203E13A-C1C7-4EFF-91D1-1….jpeg)

The thing that is sustaining me today is the prospect of seeing a few door knocked from the kitchen to garage today. Very exciting.

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3abc74 No.322559

File: 7a5c1b7396e778a⋯.gif (1.08 MB,500x500,1:1,Arataka Reigen_01.gif)

Hancock Elevator Dropped From 95th To 11th Floor, Passenger Says

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/11/16/hancock-elevator-fail/

>CHICAGO (CBS)—It took nearly three hours to rescue six people stuck in an elevator in Chicago’s fourth-tallest building early Friday.

>A broken hoist rope caused the express elevator to malfunction while guests who had just left the Signature Room on the 95th floor rode down toward the lobby. The elevator and two others have since been closed to the public while repairs are made and investigators figure out what happened.

>What kept the elevator from tumbling down to the bottom of the building? Several hoist ropes hold up an elevator car, so if one fails, the others are able to carry the weight.

This is terrifying, but also re-assuring I guess, since everyone was fine.

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3abc74 No.322560

>>322558

> few door

how many?

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fe7330 No.322561

File: 66fe2bb1ba05fe1⋯.jpeg (19.72 KB,287x287,1:1,AF00A1A0-98E3-4BB8-A44F-E….jpeg)

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570807 No.322562

File: b239aee776719e0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,24.18 KB,700x409,700:409,h9To4Gj.jpg)

>>322554

Only a little bit

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fe7330 No.322563

>>322560

Oh.

A single door, that’s all I need.

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fe7330 No.322564

File: f0d708dbfdeb601⋯.jpeg (69.99 KB,1024x1000,128:125,0E7F464E-45F7-48FC-98F1-C….jpeg)

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b7a318 No.322565

File: 02c6c1ee5465e1a⋯.png (644 KB,720x642,120:107,shapiro2.png)

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570807 No.322566

File: db877d394811e4d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,11.91 KB,258x245,258:245,354deaa3770912621bb816da07….jpg)

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3abc74 No.322567

File: d07a94ab90a0fad⋯.png (358.17 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

May to Tell Brexiteers Deal Can’t be Improved

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/19/may-to-tell-brexiteers-deal-cant-be-improved/

The Prime Minister is preparing to tell Brexiteer ministers there is no way to change or improve her draft Brexit withdrawal agreement, reports suggest.

>Theresa May plans to confront the five ministers who are planning try and push her to fight for a better deal and add a clear way for the UK to leave a customs union with the European Union (EU), the Telegraph reports.

>Andrea Leadsom, the Commons leader, is expected to meet this Monday with the last Brexiteers left in the cabinet: environment secretary Michael Gove, trade secretary Liam Fox, transport minister Chris Grayling, and Penny Mordaunt, the women and equalities minister.

>The group believes there is still time to negotiate alterations, such as changing the “backstop” arrangement over Northern Ireland, which the current deal says will form the basis of the future relationship, possibly locking the UK to EU rules in the long term.

Muh bregsssssit

Tbh it's not as bad as it looks we could always just elect a strongman like Europe in the 20th century who tramples all over these agreements at a later date.

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b7a318 No.322568

File: ffbd911c40c71ba⋯.png (934.09 KB,808x805,808:805,pinkw13.png)

>>322567

CUNT NEEDS TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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570807 No.322569

>>322567

Wew they will bully her, right

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3abc74 No.322570

>>322569

Doesn't look like it to me, this seems to be the deal we'll be stuck with. Will have to ask Neo she's more into the details than me.

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570807 No.322571

>>322570

She's so intimidatingly smart smh

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570807 No.322572

File: 57dad55a4db36a3⋯.png (Spoiler Image,61.44 KB,1228x1502,614:751,TQfmuGu.png)

2 donuts and 1 apple later tbh. Guess i am saving the rest for later

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570807 No.322573

File: 82e50b41dbf543d⋯.png (152.2 KB,768x768,1:1,guULQdv1Q9_zU10Zi_XzCJPnNL….png)

Stupid spoiler

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3abc74 No.322574

>>322572

Do you get spots from eating donuts?

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fe7330 No.322575

>>322565

He is playing around with my phobia, but I do the same with bossman.

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fe7330 No.322576

>>322572

Keek I thought it was going to be a poo picture.

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3abc74 No.322577

>>322571

tl note: big nerd

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570807 No.322578

>>322574

No

>>322576

Simple pleasures of caw

Dad complained about people not picking up dogshit while we walked the cats but i bet you would love it they just got flash frozen over night too

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8bdccd No.322579

>>322551

Not pretty enough.

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570807 No.322580

>>322577

Wonder if she is just pretending to be retarded most of the time

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fe7330 No.322581

File: 4f0b70502e3069c⋯.jpeg (102.87 KB,1280x720,16:9,FA3AFAB6-3280-4CB3-9AE7-1….jpeg)

File: 885982352ffe355⋯.jpeg (37.4 KB,271x382,271:382,16740B9C-FE9B-47F5-8C3C-9….jpeg)

>>322578

I don’t have a poo fetish smh

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fe7330 No.322582

Okay I told a poo joke at work and made the girl next to me laugh. It does not mean it aroused me.

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570807 No.322583

You probably eat frozen dog shit like how we eat frozen fish fingers tbh

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b7a318 No.322584

Have you taken the brown pill yet mateys?

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570807 No.322585

>that dad who refused to change nappies so when mummy came home she'd find her babies with full nappies around their ankles

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570807 No.322586

>>322584

Do you use your own shit for heating?

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570807 No.322587

>those taigs insulating their cell with poo to keep warm in winter

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8bdccd No.322588

>>322585

Propa dad. Why is that mother out of the home?

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570807 No.322589

>>322588

She is a nurse i think

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fe7330 No.322590

>>322583

One time I was cycling and I went down a hill very fast through some dog poo and it got in my hair, on my face and some went on my lips but I cycled home and cried in the bath as mummy helped me wash it out.

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3abc74 No.322591

>>322581

When you compose a narrative do you write chronologically?

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b7a318 No.322592

File: 31565c7ba9add29⋯.png (254.38 KB,657x527,657:527,apunerves.png)

bit my tongue ow

>>322588

tbh

>>322586

i already said I have special logs lad

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8bdccd No.322593

>>322589

Should be nursin my willy. smh

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3abc74 No.322594

>>322592

Do you chop them yourself?

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570807 No.322595

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b7a318 No.322596

File: f296556ffbe8bc7⋯.png (473.99 KB,1276x718,638:359,ClipboardImage.png)

reminds me that crazy single mummy sent her baby photos lmao

>>322594

they're crumbly smh

haven't used any yet since it's not been badly cold

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570807 No.322597

A fond memory

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fc43c9 No.322598

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB,300x441,100:147,baste.jpg)

>literal shitposting

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570807 No.322599

>>322593

You like 60 year olds?

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fc43c9 No.322600

this black coffee is rather pleasant

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fc43c9 No.322601

someone get a new thread.

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3abc74 No.322602

>>322601

I'll do it.

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570807 No.322603

Mummy neo new thread

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3abc74 No.322606

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