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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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4d2e3d No.321126 [View All]

Argentine submarine: Missing ARA San Juan imploded, navy confirms

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-46248970

An Argentine submarine which vanished a year ago with 44 crew on board imploded, the Argentine navy has confirmed after the wreck was found.

>The ARA San Juan disappeared 430km (270 miles) off the Argentine coast on 15 November 2017.

>Officials announced on Friday that it had been found 900m (2,950ft) below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean.

>"It appears to be complete, but it obviously imploded," said navy commander Gabriel Attis.

Brexiteer Predicts No Confidence Could Start Monday, Says May’s Deal Will Force Britons into ‘Serfdom’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/17/brexiteer-predicts-no-confidence-process-monday-mays-deal-force-britons-serfdom/

Nadine Dorries predicts that the process for a no-confidence vote in Theresa May could start Monday, warning the current Brexit deal would force Britons into “serfdom.”

>“I think we’ll probably see things moving on Monday.” the Tory Brexiteer told Sky News on Saturday, estimating that if the chairman of the 1922 Committee Sir Graham Brady had received the 48 letters of no confidence from MPs needed to trigger a vote, he may “contact people who have submitted their letters to see if they still want to leave their letters submitted.”

>While 21 MPs have publicly stated they have submitted their letters to the backbench committee, Ben Bradley MP claimed that the number was “significantly” higher than that and he could name “five or six more” fellow Tory MPs.

>“There are some colleagues who think they can name 50 people. I’ll guess we’ll find out in the coming days, but I think it’s an awful lot closer [to a confidence vote] than it was a week or so ago,” he said, telling the broadcaster a number of MPs are taking the weekend to consider their position.

serfdom hmmm like the anglo saxons nad stuf? i like this deal now

France fuel protest: One dead in 'yellow vest' blockades

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46233560

One protester has died and dozens were injured as almost a quarter of a million people took to the streets of France, angry at rising fuel prices.

>The female protester who died was struck after a driver surrounded by demonstrators panicked and accelerated.

>The "yellow vests", so-called after the high-visibility jackets they are required to carry in their cars, blocked motorways and roundabouts.

>They accuse President Emmanuel Macron of abandoning "the little people".

frogs are rioting, so uncilivised

London Knife Crime Epidemic: One Woman Struck with Machete, Another Stabbed to Death in Separate Incidents

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/17/london-knife-crime-epidemic-one-woman-slashed-machete-another-stabbed-death/

A woman was struck over the head with a machete less than four hours after another woman was stabbed to death in south-east London as a violent crime wave in the capital continues.

>A 55-year-old man was arrested Friday on suspicion of murder after a 75-year-old woman was stabbed to death in Peckham in the borough of Southwark.

>The Metropolitan Police said in a statement that emergency services were called to Ethnard Road, Peckham, on Friday at 4:04 pm where they found the senior citizen with multiple stab wounds.

>Despite being treated at the scene by the London Ambulance Service (LAS), she was pronounced dead at 4:37 pm.

stabby stab

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9ceef1 No.321825

>>321823

hes doing it for views and to show off

why would you post personal things like this online

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a1415b No.321826

>>321825

I guess, but people keep telling the people who talk against our replacement to have babies, I guess you can't please everyone. Maybe just mentioning it would be better

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c6e5a3 No.321827

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9ceef1 No.321828

>>321826

i just dont like things like that, tis all

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b562fb No.321829

I don't like it when they call baby girls princess or baby boys princes. Just call them all sprogs or things like monster like my Mummy and Daddy did (and still do).

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c6e5a3 No.321830

>>321826

trouble is finding a willing partner who is attractive enough and who won't ruin my life

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a1415b No.321831

File: 4f5c14491c5d95e⋯.jpg (177.23 KB,920x600,23:15,4f5c14491c5d95ec2e6ade678f….jpg)

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a1415b No.321832

>>321829

You're just a jelly belly

>>321830

Yeah I'm still looking, or waiting for one to find me. I'm a big treasure

>>321827

looks so tight. She'll inflate herself with braps

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9ceef1 No.321833

i want a poncho, a buckskin jacket, a bowie knife, and a cool hat

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9ceef1 No.321834

and leather gloves so i dont leave fingerprints

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7bb7ab No.321835

File: 4a724aaf12dce21⋯.png (1.56 MB,1200x800,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

Alt kommer snart over.

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c6e5a3 No.321836

>>321832

too late for me I reckon, but you will do OK. I am certain of it.

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7bb7ab No.321837

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a1415b No.321838

>>321835

a container home costs 100000 GBP or more. Thank you bossman

>that growth hormone

w-what for

>>321836

Thanks, lad, but it's not too late for you smh

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7bb7ab No.321839

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>>321838

yes it's your home now

it has all the modern facilities including a bed, a pet spider, a small bucket and even a roof

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c6e5a3 No.321840

>>321838

In England 100K buys you the crappiest lowest of the low home

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a1415b No.321841

>>321839

FINALLY INDEPENDENT LADS I DID IT

>>321840

same I guess.

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c68d5b No.321842

>>321839

More amenities than a flat in London. Bargain.

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c68d5b No.321843

File: 7fc76e0ec15353c⋯.jpg (30.6 KB,736x551,736:551,I beg your pudding.jpg)

>turn on the telly

>some gay is pronouncing lido as leeedo

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9ceef1 No.321844

>>321843

wtf is lido

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9ceef1 No.321845

just give me sex

i demand sex

then i shall be happy

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c6e5a3 No.321846

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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a1415b No.321847

>>321845

Maybe Corbyn will have such a policy one day

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c68d5b No.321848

>>321844

Outdoor swimming pool.

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c68d5b No.321849

>>321845

*lubes penis*

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9ceef1 No.321850

>>321849

are you lubing the inside of your penis? good lad

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e46db4 No.321851

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File: ecad6a3a233307f⋯.jpg (955.31 KB,2560x1536,5:3,20181118_173146.jpg)

New chicken scratchy, smdh OC, lids.

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9ceef1 No.321852

>>321851

keeeek

are you going to draw jessica?

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e46db4 No.321853

>>321852

I'll have a go at some point. Gonna try Farage soon.

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c68d5b No.321854

>>321850

Yes

*puts you inside my penis and takes you for a walk*

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9ceef1 No.321855

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11d80f No.321856

>>321845

Get your own you shiftless bum

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11d80f No.321857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Heard this on the radio today, good shit

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c68d5b No.321858

>>321855

Don't speak baby, you'll need to hold your breath in there.

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3ad2a1 No.321859

need a new thread

>>321447

>i hope so, but the article daftlass linked says it's successful

it's possible for it to work, but there have been many situations where some braindead "professional" roastie froze her eggs and then tried to get pregnant later and all of them failed and her heart explodes 'cause she wanted to be a mommy but she fucked it up by being a dumb sack of shit

>>321537

*csk csk csk's*

>>321558

gratuitous viking mummy milkers = big, thicc boys

>>321650

>>321689

I found her on /pol/ too >>>/pol/12437145

feel bad

>>321663

>>321747

I have an ibanez too but I never played it. it has a broken tuning peg so I need to get it fixed anyway

>>321699

women should make that face more often, it's very attractive

>>321760

I'm gonna get a facial hair trimmer, motherboard and power supply to finish a new computer for me mum, a French press coffee maker, and a new monitor. haven't picked anything out yet

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9ceef1 No.321860

>>321856

dont be mean to me daddy

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c68d5b No.321861

File: b5b813caab22780⋯.png (175.9 KB,514x617,514:617,I don't get it.png)

>>321650

>>321859

>be a female

>go around imageboards of all places for male attention

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9ceef1 No.321862

>>321861

lad she isnt real

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90be2d No.321863

Ah it’s fucking cold this concert better be good smh I could be at home playing sieeeeege

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9ceef1 No.321864

>>321863

stfu you skinny twink

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11d80f No.321865

>>321860

Don't you backchat me boy

>>321863

Who're you watching lad?

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c68d5b No.321867

File: 5bd18535fd1ad49⋯.webm (4.83 MB,640x480,4:3,trolling.webm)

>>321862

>be a male

>pretend to be a female going around imageboards begging for attention

Oh I get it

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7bb7ab No.321868

>>321857

>listening to the radio

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11d80f No.321869

>>321868

I was in the car lad

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9ceef1 No.321870

>>321869

>driving a car

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90be2d No.321871

>>321865

Some Italian fascist band, listened to a bit of their music and it seemed decent, we shall see

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67b8d7 No.321874

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90be2d No.321875

>>321864

I’ll fucking dab on you mate I’m pure muscle a human bomb

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9f719c No.321876

>>321851

based and idontknowwhoyouarepilled

>>321863

>siege

absolutely cucked smh

I can run it tho, played big shield guy a bit

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7bb7ab No.321877

File: 066389daa726766⋯.png (1.5 MB,974x677,974:677,ClipboardImage.png)

>>321869

tbh i like radios as a thing and i like the idea of listening to the radio, it's appealingly simple and reliable

but at the same time there are no good radio stations that you can get everywhere

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