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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 9d1ed75fa91507e⋯.png (197.8 KB,540x315,12:7,ClipboardImage.png)

4762d4 No.319684 [View All]

PM Theresa May Faces Toughest Parliamentary Questioning Since Neville Chamberlain in 1940

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/theresa-may-faces-toughest-parliamentary-questioning-since-neville-chamberlain/

A Damning Verdict: Ministers Quit Over Theresa May’s Brexit ‘Deal’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/a-damning-verdict-theresa-mays-brexit-minister-dominic-raab-quits-over-her-brexit-deal/

Betrayal Agreement: Deal Text Says UK Could Remain Non-Voting EU Member Until ‘31 December 2099’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/uk-remain-non-voting-eu-member-december-20xx/

Farage Celebrates Wave of Resignations from May Govt: ‘It Seems She Won’t Survive the Week’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/farage-celebrates-wave-of-resignations-from-may-govt-it-seems-she-wont-survive-the-week/

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a66c1a No.320363

>>320358

you know you'd do em anyway

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862e83 No.320364

>>320361

You were being all precious before

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02289c No.320365

>>320363

Nah, I'm too shy for real human contact.

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000b18 No.320366

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB,520x501,520:501,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>320364

>>320362

smh just show proof, lad

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197af2 No.320367

File: 0b5fbfc3b7b1a43⋯.png (28.55 KB,134x117,134:117,ClipboardImage.png)

>>320352

>Zoom in

>Enhance

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02289c No.320368

>>320366

w-what kind of proof?

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862e83 No.320369

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1045ca No.320370

>>320367

wdhmbt?

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862e83 No.320371

Just add me on discord Babie Aryanne#1772

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02289c No.320372

Post knickers for proof tbh. Only real girls got those.

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000b18 No.320373

>>320371

I don't want to listen to a voice it makes me feel awkward. Just take a pic and prove you are who you claim to be.

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a66c1a No.320374

lmao

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862e83 No.320375

File: 16e6d6a310fd525⋯.jpeg (29.12 KB,480x597,160:199,3B69EF34-AB7C-4888-9496-D….jpeg)

>>320367

Ya what am I supposed to be looking at?

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862e83 No.320376

>>320373

Well this makes me feel very awkward and I’m going to have a nap

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1045ca No.320377

>>320376

sweet dreams

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e8d729 No.320378

File: 62a3acf1f6fa160⋯.jpg (67.86 KB,450x405,10:9,62a3acf1f6fa160caf92e9401e….jpg)

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000b18 No.320379

>>320376

Good girls do what good boys say

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1045ca No.320380

File: 34a3b4fa5dd0469⋯.gif (1.39 MB,332x369,332:369,boooobz.gif)

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197af2 No.320381

>>320375

Don't know, sort of why I posted it incase anyone did or you would say yourself. Doesn't look too much like the 8ch format, tried getting the same results with a reflection in a magnifying glass. Didn't seem to work so I don't know.

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02289c No.320382

>tfw no mousey librarian lips on my penis right now

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000b18 No.320383

>tfw no female gf

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1045ca No.320384

>>320382

>>320383

bit gay tbh

might go to bed

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000b18 No.320385

>>320384

going to bed tbh *lifts duvet for any lads or lassies feeling cold*

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000b18 No.320386

night

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1c3c9e No.320387

>>320357

>tfw over that height now

work paid off

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727170 No.320388

File: 0e5c71728ff2d07⋯.png (496.62 KB,665x625,133:125,ClipboardImage.png)

tfw no autistic beermat collecting gf

>>320386

thanks lad n ight

it's cold

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727170 No.320389

>>320387

did you do the stretching exercises for smol lads w here you stand in the middle of a room, close y our eyes and reach up to the ceiling and whisper "grow, grow"

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1c3c9e No.320390

>>320386

goodnight

>>320389

haha too difficult

I just starved myself and released HGH

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184143 No.320391

h

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727170 No.320392

File: 6ff4b2706535f80⋯.gif (858.9 KB,200x200,1:1,handwave.gif)

cider at the end of the evening might have been a mistake tbh i think it's got a lot of sugar in it

>>320390

based and sciencepilled

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727170 No.320393

File: 7a81582713d9b57⋯.png (620.98 KB,749x555,749:555,ClipboardImage.png)

>fort boyardeee was just a big french nerd bullying operation

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1c3c9e No.320394

File: 8c07612c610cbc6⋯.jpg (38.26 KB,612x581,612:581,902958df-c5c8-4608-b4f0-ab….jpg)

>>320392

live laugh love

don't worr about sugar

don't worry

don't think

night laxes

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a66c1a No.320395

>tfw too hongry to starve myself for hgh

fuck

>>320394

nini

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727170 No.320396

File: 300fc10a0d0a6cd⋯.png (671.53 KB,1009x535,1009:535,ClipboardImage.png)

contestant number 3 is absolutely BASEd

>>320394

nanigh

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727170 No.320397

>>320395

are you a smol bwoi

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184143 No.320398

File: 59a836cd9fbcc7b⋯.jpg (95.32 KB,729x960,243:320,59a836cd9fbcc7b7b5dd6dcdf4….jpg)

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727170 No.320399

>>320398

her nose sticks out further than her baps

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1045ca No.320400

>>320398

MUNTER!

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1045ca No.320401

*goes to bed*

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184143 No.320402

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727170 No.320403

File: cee0d5f9bf5982a⋯.png (839.93 KB,998x729,998:729,ClipboardImage.png)

>>320401

night lad don't fall off

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727170 No.320404

File: e22ed89efdd0e3d⋯.png (612.42 KB,1041x785,1041:785,ClipboardImage.png)

advanced french gameboy technology

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e8d729 No.320405

>>320404

I don't get it, what do they do instead?

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727170 No.320406

File: c3b722cf31bd7c2⋯.png (1.28 MB,1906x929,1906:929,ClipboardImage.png)

mummytist.jpg

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d7811c No.320407

File: a18f04e891a2610⋯.png (94.49 KB,627x793,627:793,ClipboardImage.png)

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02289c No.320408

>>320407

He doesn't actually work for Applebees, does he? I don't think we have it in this country.

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3e2eb9 No.320409

>got invited around the boy's flat

I'm not sure what activities we'd get up to. Is it safe to ask him if he wants us to do a jigsaw?

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e8d729 No.320410

>>320407

kek, took me a minute 'cause I didn't realize who Carl Benjamin was 'til I read that shitter handle

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727170 No.320411

>>320409

DON'T

make lads jealous it's not nice

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e8d729 No.320412

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