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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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69962b No.318959 [View All]

PM Theresa May Faces Toughest Parliamentary Questioning Since Neville Chamberlain in 1940

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/theresa-may-faces-toughest-parliamentary-questioning-since-neville-chamberlain/

A Damning Verdict: Ministers Quit Over Theresa May’s Brexit ‘Deal’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/a-damning-verdict-theresa-mays-brexit-minister-dominic-raab-quits-over-her-brexit-deal/

Betrayal Agreement: Deal Text Says UK Could Remain Non-Voting EU Member Until ‘31 December 2099’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/uk-remain-non-voting-eu-member-december-20xx/

Farage Celebrates Wave of Resignations from May Govt: ‘It Seems She Won’t Survive the Week’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/15/farage-celebrates-wave-of-resignations-from-may-govt-it-seems-she-wont-survive-the-week/

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89bf21 No.319637

*gets punched*

OUCH

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324a10 No.319638

File: 19f23d2ae4f1e66⋯.png (157.11 KB,508x424,127:106,1479752461150.png)

>tfw no rock n roll band

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89bf21 No.319639

>>319638

>>319638

>>319638

Tfw no rock to smash your face with

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324a10 No.319640

File: 5eb8b37cff7a0ff⋯.png (697.54 KB,600x640,15:16,just fuck my shit up.png)

>>319639

my face is already smashed it wont make a difference

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36a56d No.319641

File: a24b2867bc79118⋯.png (1.04 MB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>319638

FREEBIRD YEEEEEEEEEEAH

tbh

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36a56d No.319642

or did you mean actual rock n roll keek

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324a10 No.319643

>>319641

shite

only 50s/early 60s for me chap

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324a10 No.319644

but with a hard/garage twist tbh

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36a56d No.319645

>>319643

smh i really like cheesy long guitar solos

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324a10 No.319646

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB,250x202,125:101,a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

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585321 No.319647

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>>319643

>not baste Dire Straights

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36a56d No.319648

File: 5f6094e99a0704a⋯.png (780.61 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>haven't talked to anyone about music in a while so forgot how cheesy my music taste is

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36a56d No.319649

>>319647

*sips* yep, money for nothing was a good song

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36a56d No.319650

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although i tend to just absorb the music taste of people i like

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89bf21 No.319651

Chips for free

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36a56d No.319652

>>319651

i want my mu-uh-myyyyyyy

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585321 No.319653

File: 592999eb2d6f9b6⋯.png (370.43 KB,446x686,223:343,half daft.png)

>Sister and boyfriend "really into music"

>it's all just annoying shallow bullshit that they blare through the house whenever they're here

AAAAAAH. I'M GOING TO DO IT.

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36a56d No.319654

>>319653

take them to merzbow concert

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89bf21 No.319655

Sexy van washing time

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e361a9 No.319656

File: 43843939f3242a1⋯.jpg (437.74 KB,2480x3507,2480:3507,__reizei_mako_girls_und_pa….jpg)

>>319609

>muscle and horse face

keeeek my fellow brethren *does that weird throat thing on certain syllables*

>>319613

in PROPAH inglish they're pronounced the same way which is why my name is a pun

>>319612

ok what film is that it looks aesthetic as fug

>>319627

stop that

>>319655

oo er lad xx

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b14d50 No.319657

>>319559

>Wanting to be a second class citizen who pays extra tax

>Wanting to be a sandnigger

Shiggy Diggy Do

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8c7649 No.319658

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eaa559 No.319659

>>319567

Arthur is unironically russian

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f7ef2a No.319660

File: 2a4f4d8d6076668⋯.png (9.16 KB,362x358,181:179,pixepeped.png)

OOooOOooOOOOhhhhhh laaaaads

I shouldn't have had expired greek fish paste on toast for lunch

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e361a9 No.319661

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>>319659

Arthur was Vietnamese

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e361a9 No.319662

>>319660

you still splattering away on the bog lad?

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69962b No.319663

File: 6a97a31636f6778⋯.png (586.52 KB,463x669,463:669,ClipboardImage.png)

>>319660

stop pigging out on bad food

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eaa559 No.319664

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f7ef2a No.319665

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>>319662

no I'm done for now tbh

don't have a goyphone so I can't literally shitpost smh

>>319663

it's not pigging out it's eating cheap

tonight's dinner is expired pork sossies and squidgy vegetables

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324a10 No.319666

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f7ef2a No.319667

File: 2928d68056ce4d6⋯.gif (1.96 MB,600x600,1:1,itgetsworse.gif)

>>319664

uggests Britain was once part of a Russian empir

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e361a9 No.319668

>>319664

>say slavs

god is brown, say the nigerians

god is yellow, say the asian

god is huwhite, say the english

arthur was turkish btw

>>319665

>don't have a goyphone

good lad

if you shit properly it should only take 10 seconds anyway

that doesnt apply if you're pumping out liquid though

>tonight's dinner is expired pork sossies and squidgy vegetables

christ lad eat some fresh food

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585321 No.319669

>>319656

It's Dune, lad.

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e361a9 No.319670

>>319669

ohhhhh i feel stupid now

thanks though

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eaa559 No.319671

>>319668

strawmaning

wessexboy here will listen to my message but you are off the path. i can do nothing but smh.

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f7ef2a No.319672

File: 2519519012657fe⋯.png (80.79 KB,800x600,4:3,slav2.png)

>it was never the finno-korean hyperwar

>it was the russasian hyperempire all along

>>319668

>paying more money than I need to just to eat

trying to switch over to excusively LOCAL and fresh meat and veg tbh but it's too expensive to do all the time

>>319670

specifically I'm watching this version

I'd say it'd be a good film night but I think it'd have to be played over the entire weekend, an hour a night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94d77kdmOvU

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b14d50 No.319673

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f7ef2a No.319674

File: 2fb66adde4cfbc3⋯.png (85.58 KB,252x219,84:73,icke2.png)

"Mr Fomenko said: "Theirs are not arguments but ideology and hanging labels on us. There is nothing academically serious in anything our opponents have written about us, just emotions." Basing their findings on what they say are irrefutable astronomical and statistical data, the mathematicians have filled hundreds of pages with what they call "our reconstruction" of past centuries."

>mathematical reconstruction of history

this might be on the same level as Fingerprints of the Gods lads

>>319671

know if the books are translated to english at all?

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e361a9 No.319675

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>>319671

then smh and be done with it

see if i care smh

>>319672

you could always just switch over to LOCAL meat and meat and meat

>>319672

you're watching a movie together? i dungeddit who is 1297c4

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f7ef2a No.319676

>>319675

no he just knows about dune and the pug memes

it's either doogle or anprim I think

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e361a9 No.319677

>>319676

you said you were watching it so idk

anyway i think anprim's ID was a different colour earlier in the thread so don't think it's him

wish he would use a flag or something smh

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eaa559 No.319678

>>319674

idk should be just google the name

https://www.amazon.com/dp/2913621074

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324a10 No.319679

new thread needed

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36a56d No.319680

>>319678

>dating methods

thought this was a book about how to be romantic at first

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585321 No.319681

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324a10 No.319682

>spend like an hour replaying the things ive just listened to

>go to record

>cant remember anything

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324a10 No.319683

aww yeah

thats the ticket!

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f7ef2a No.319685

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remember

walk without rhythm

and you won't attract the worm

>>319677

I'm watching it now on my own because it's too long for a film night tbh

tonight is russian treasure planet at 8pm probably

>>319678

based and russpilled

might see if I can get a cheap copy eventually just for the memes

>>319680

need one of those too tbh

>>319681

based and doogpilled

watching the Jodorowsky's Dune docu after this tbh

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69962b No.319688

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f7ef2a No.319690

File: a38207a58168b74⋯.png (51.22 KB,1000x1000,1:1,dorsetgoesbig.png)

>(133)

gratz lad

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