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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f5a01b No.318257 [View All]

something other than this rightfully belongs here

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b0947a No.318912

>>318908

> the next step in sargone's insanity is civic nationalism

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4d6b61 No.318913

>>318909

Post proof, lady

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4f57f4 No.318914

>>318911

I was trying to see if I could leave a voice message but why do I have to prove myself to this degree. I have no idea who you guys are and now I feel paranoid

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b0947a No.318915

>>318914

you don't have to tbh but you can always do a vocaroo if you like

it's fun to mess around

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9e962e No.318916

File: a3ef2c92837468a⋯.jpg (23.01 KB,489x486,163:162,Jewess 622.jpg)

>>318914

>now I feel paranoid

you just created a gravity well and they've all been sucked into your orbit, tbh. just disengage.

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4d6b61 No.318917

>>318914

You have no problems posting pictures of yourself, why would you now?

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b0947a No.318918

big chunks of stringy squash lads

getting caught in the teeth

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51ec58 No.318919

File: 5e1c60758ba3edf⋯.png (89.87 KB,246x241,246:241,76d866400cdb5748544d8efa17….png)

falling asleep at the desk tbh

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4d6b61 No.318920

>>318919

'carries you to be and tucks you in*

*leaves the lights on*

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51ec58 No.318921

>>318918

wessex's mouth is filled to the brim

with fibrous delights he ate on a whim

shifting his tongue 'neath his stiff upper lip

he wrestles for the morsel with the fleshy pink tip

but try as he might; it will not come free

this could be the end for our good old wessie

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51ec58 No.318922

night all

>>318920

goodlad

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4d6b61 No.318923

>>318922

Night cutie

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eb3f81 No.318924

>>318922

nanigh slepe tite

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eb3f81 No.318925

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>ywn live in a town like this

Going to make my billions and build one from scratch lads.

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eb3f81 No.318926

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>A Japanese minister in charge of cybersecurity has provoked astonishment by admitting he has never used a computer in his professional life, and appearing confused by the concept of a USB drive.

the most secure cyber

not using it at all

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8685ef No.318927

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>>318925

That's a really comfy walled town with a castle and cathedral lad. I think we need walls and motes around urban areas again to stop people building outside them. Just build upwards and preserve the greenery.

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8685ef No.318928

File: 2a5e6257045f7d0⋯.png (622.05 KB,865x664,865:664,ClipboardImage.png)

>put diversity in equality in a game about killing people

>be surprised when people kill the diversity and equality

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ad6e77 No.318929

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>missed a kraut visitor

NO WTF

>>318629

>>318639

posadism is fucking gay and if you seriously think aliens will come up with communism as the superior ideology you're gullible. first of all they are probably the biggest capitalists around and will abuse humanity and suck it up like parasites. but even if they're for any reason at all this peaceful race, their system won't be communism. lastly, it's the most degenerate thinking pattern of "yeah we humans don't even need to do nuttin the ayys will just save us )))" just fucking build a flying saucer and write a manifesto and actually become the alien

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4d6b61 No.318930

>>318929

She claims to be Canadian

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4d6b61 No.318931

Keek she sounds so angry

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1e19b5 No.318932

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>>318926

>not using it at all

Also the way to deal with cyber bullying.

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eb3f81 No.318933

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>>318927

I agree, Nordlingen looks very pretty. Island cities that are limited by geography and build themselves around pedestrians are very comfy too. Modern urban planning could be so much better than it is basing everything around cars and big shoppin malls muh nature :c

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eb3f81 No.318934

>>318932

good lass

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eb3f81 No.318935

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>>318929

>first of all they are probably the biggest capitalists around and will abuse humanity and suck it up like parasites

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b0947a No.318936

>>318921

that's good kek

>>318929

she's canadian

having a chat now tbh

nice lass/voice changer

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4d6b61 No.318937

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b0947a No.318938

>>318937

you can't have all the lasses, lad

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4d6b61 No.318939

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>>318938

More like all the lasses can't have me

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9e962e No.318940

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4d6b61 No.318941

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>they are keeping the pink elephants in

top fucking keeeeeeeeeeeeeek

and maybe the crows too?

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4d6b61 No.318942

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>>318941

Made by Gang weed

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8685ef No.318943

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>>318933

Love those, especially the uniform roof colours. Looks like a really aesthetic town.

>>318939

Everyone hogs the vaginas don't they lad.

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4d6b61 No.318944

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>>318943

>Everyone hogs the vaginas don't they lad.

WAIFUPOSTEEEEEEEEEEEER

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9e962e No.318945

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ad6e77 No.318946

>>318935

bit hot ngl

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8685ef No.318947

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>>318944

Should have drawn more OC of us lad, maybe you'd find some to hog for yourself.

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ad6e77 No.318948

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>>318936

ask her if she speaks german before i embarras myself

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4d6b61 No.318949

>>318947

Haven't seen Waifu do much of that

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8685ef No.318950

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>>318949

We share a lot stuff privately like OC, stuff nobody else will ever see.

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4d6b61 No.318951

>>318950

shut up

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4d6b61 No.318952

File: 8eba1739e8b4306⋯.jpg (110.79 KB,1013x1500,1013:1500,8eba1739e8b430629c3d4a1157….jpg)

At least he draws something for me too

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8685ef No.318953

>>318952

In a way he's hogging your vagina too.

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78054e No.318954

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a15e54 No.318955

Right going to take some Acid tbh lads, hope I don't go schziod

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4d6b61 No.318956

>>318953

No all our interactions are public.

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ad6e77 No.318957

>>318955

are you the my mums boyfriend anon?

how are you?

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732f63 No.318958

File: 6d1a24f5c373fdf⋯.png (118.88 KB,278x336,139:168,ClipboardImage.png)

>playing Perfect Dark on an emulator

>run into Sargon

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a15e54 No.318960

>>318957

Nah lad, I'm not your mummys boyfreind. I'm free though if she fancys a shag. I'm posting here because I know you lot are a bunch of degenerates and I'd get bullied for doing drugs on /shit/

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1d200f No.318962

>>318774

thicc

>>318794

>I do have one kid

DROPPED

congrats though, hope you have more

>>318811

you need to have thicker skin if you want to use imageboards. lots of bitter, frustrated virgins on here, myself included

>>318835

you look Finnish

>>318844

wrong, peak breeding age for women is 18-22, 16-24 for a wider range. 30 is old

the "sexual peak at 35" is

>a) propaganda to deter white women from breeding when they're young and fertile

>b) can be explained by women having a strong childbearing urge at that age because it's their last chance

>>318860

do it soon, lass, time is flying

>>318898

this, that's a terrible ass

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8685ef No.318963

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