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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: cf7ebb7c19b79be⋯.png (490.17 KB,660x371,660:371,ClipboardImage.png)

b3f2f3 No.316810 [View All]

stock up lads

Bisto owner plans Brexit stockpile

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46191729

Premier Foods has said it intends to stockpile raw materials in the run-up to Brexit as fears grow over gridlock at UK ports.

>The firm, which owns Bisto, Oxo and Mr Kipling, said it was taking steps "in the absence of certainty over the arrangements for the UK's departure from the EU".

>Premier Foods said it expected to spend up to £10m on the preparations.

>It also hopes to sell its Ambrosia custard and creamed rice business.

As Brexit Deadlines Loom and Cabinet Rebels Gather, PM May Claims Deal Won’t Come at ‘Any Cost’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/13/brexit-deadlines-loom-cabinet-rebels-gather-pm-may-claims-deal-wont-come-any-cost/

Hopes of escaping the Brexit in name only (‘Brino’) arrangements created by the European Union which would see the UK either in whole or in part bound indefinitely by EU laws were raised after the Prime Minister said a deal would not come at “any cost”.'

>The Prime Minister said almost two years ago that no deal would be better than a bad deal for Britain, a position long held by Brexiteers fearful that negotiations with the European Union could be co-opted by Brussels to punish the United Kingdom for trying to leave.

France Finance Minister: Europe Must Become an ‘Empire’ to Compete with U.S., Vows to Defy Trump’s Iran Sanctions

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/13/france-finance-minister-europe-become-empire-compete-us-vows-defy-trumps-iran-sanctions/

France’s Finance Minister Bruno Le Maire has called for Europe to become an “empire” to compete with the United States after the country’s President Emmanuel Macron called for an EU army to defend against the NATO ally.

>“It’s about Europe having to become a kind of empire, as China is. And how the U.S. is,” Mr Le Maire told Germany’s Handelsblatt.

>Adding that it would be a “peaceful empire,” the economics and finance minister touted the progressive government’s green credentials, saying that the European empire should “rel[y] on green growth. Neither China nor the U.S., who are leaving the Paris Agreement on Climate Change, are on this path.”

>Quizzed by the journalist on his reference to “empire,” Mr Le Maire said: “Do not get me wrong, I’m talking about a peaceful empire that’s a constitutional state.

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932be8 No.317487

File: ef0f71b1836811b⋯.jpg (3.81 MB,2481x3508,2481:3508,__bowser_bowsette_and_mari….jpg)

>>317479

Even with women in work they would have lost tbh, they were at war with way too many countries to handle.

>>317480

Motherhood.

>>317481

It's a fun responsibility tbh.

>>317485

Gotta raise them properly, keep them away from ipads, fortnite and state schools.

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932be8 No.317488

File: 0c6b3c472de0c57⋯.jpg (179.16 KB,1339x1566,1339:1566,__bowser_and_bowsette_mari….jpg)

someone steal the /brit/ get

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bd2e01 No.317489

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7a3d3d No.317490

>>317487

But you haven't got a womb.

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932be8 No.317491

File: f3ad444c5bf879f⋯.png (273.21 KB,640x876,160:219,ClipboardImage.png)

INCELS NEED MORE PORN TO NOT GO CRAZY

t. wiseman

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7a3d3d No.317492

>>317491

More porn than is on the internet? I don't understand. A shortage of porn is clearly not anyone's problem.

though to be honest, finding things that appeal to my specific fetishes can be a struggle.

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bd2e01 No.317493

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e3e4e8 No.317494

File: 5d3151c1038732d⋯.jpg (58.67 KB,620x372,5:3,3349.jpg)

If it was not obvious

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7a3d3d No.317495

I'm kind of into watching women put on clothes at the minute. Not take them off. Just put them on.

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bd2e01 No.317496

>>317494

What march is this?

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7a3d3d No.317497

And the clothes have to be cute.

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932be8 No.317498

File: 2525d444a90f3a9⋯.png (2.95 MB,1492x2342,746:1171,__bowser_and_bowsette_mari….png)

>>>/brit/977777

Round of applause for westie tbh.

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bd2e01 No.317499

File: 1596629652e2821⋯.jpg (216.8 KB,483x750,161:250,1539821567638.jpg)

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932be8 No.317500

File: 73923ca0ad372c9⋯.png (1.98 MB,689x1575,689:1575,ClipboardImage.png)

asians in dresses

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bd2e01 No.317501

File: a5868da2d2abc11⋯.png (241.58 KB,300x500,3:5,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 66d52a5487e3f7b⋯.png (919.61 KB,640x800,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

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>>317500

I only post real women, and the only reason they're all asian is because I like Japanese fashion, some western lasses are into it too though. Although Japanese fashion is heavily inspired by traditional Western fashions so idk what to call it really. I like haute couture in general I guess. Can't afford to buy anything yet though. Would probably get into Ouji and stuff if I could.

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7a3d3d No.317502

>>317500

oh noooo

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376706 No.317503

File: 198fc8551e38676⋯.jpg (415.23 KB,600x1105,120:221,57920348_p0 (1).jpg)

>>317478

white chocolate is sin smh

>>317481

looks nice lad i went and stood against a tree in the garden for a good hour and started reading a book tbh

you area sounds like the kind of place a fantasy adventurer would end up in tbh, charming npcs but not much to do

>I gave you a (you) smh

i appreciate it lad

>>317498

*claps*

that's my lew… *wipes tear from eye*

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932be8 No.317504

File: b7db5800d9edc8c⋯.png (448.46 KB,600x372,50:31,ClipboardImage.png)

name my band /newbrit/

>>317503

mmmm delicious sin

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bd2e01 No.317505

>name my band /newbrit/

then neo's

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33f033 No.317506

>>317504

>The Justice Avengers

>The Avenger League

>Superman and the Avenger League

>The Super Shades

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332f54 No.317507

>>317504

the Fantastic Soy

the Soysumers

Soy-Men

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e3e4e8 No.317508

>>317507

I love Soy-men keeeeek

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e3e4e8 No.317509

File: 3b297817ddc5f20⋯.jpg (256.85 KB,1242x1510,621:755,1542200271298.jpg)

Keeek

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376706 No.317510

File: 08443bafcbb11fd⋯.png (1.48 KB,117x79,117:79,ClipboardImage.png)

>>317508

l-lad?

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932be8 No.317511

File: 21d1301535dbc51⋯.png (1013.85 KB,690x615,46:41,ClipboardImage.png)

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33f033 No.317512

>>317510

>Deliberately cropping his post and removing the context of said post

For shame.

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e3e4e8 No.317513

Not like that smh I only like girls that way

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332f54 No.317514

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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e3e4e8 No.317515

Just 30 minutes until the feast begins

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332f54 No.317516

>>317515

who's got the neckbeard rubbing his hands as someone puts a plate of yank food in front of him gif

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7a3d3d No.317517

>>317514

I wasn't cool enough for Runescape. I played Graal Online.

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7a3d3d No.317518

File: ae6b8b975f2bc03⋯.png (1.27 MB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

IT WAS JUST SHITTY ZELDA

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7a3d3d No.317519

File: 4b8656176ae4993⋯.png (476.54 KB,1432x844,358:211,ClipboardImage.png)

Ah yeah. Takes me back to 2003.

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332f54 No.317520

>>317519

comfy

never really got into any mmos tbh

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376706 No.317521

File: c290552a4ac2a64⋯.jpg (85.94 KB,524x482,262:241,Ca6FGpnUUAIq7q-.jpg)

sent my CV off to the recruitment lady

temp wagie soon

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7a3d3d No.317522

>>317520

It was just barely an MMO, to be fair. What you're looking at was basically the game. A glorified chat program where you can walk around a map, and kill other players.

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332f54 No.317523

>>317521

good luck lad, it's hell so find a non-temp job asap

>>317522

one step above club penguin then

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376706 No.317524

File: f3edd77c88db1e9⋯.png (Spoiler Image,3.25 MB,1903x917,1903:917,ClipboardImage.png)

why is it always fucking porn with duckduckgo

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932be8 No.317526

File: 90fae3633ee4d0c⋯.jpg (283.21 KB,1440x2048,45:64,__bowsette_mario_series_ne….jpg)

>>317524

>searching for fat men on the internet

*writes in panzie notes*

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7309ae No.317528

>herts spends all day in discord talking about how based the normans were

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7a3d3d No.317529

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>those quality farts

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376706 No.317530

>>317526

>>317516

smh always trying to incriminate me

>>317523

not really possible tbh all i can do is jobs where they don't care who you are. i'm otherwise unhirable

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376706 No.317531

File: aceb8280558715e⋯.png (Spoiler Image,884.34 KB,834x555,278:185,ClipboardImage.png)

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7309ae No.317533

>>317532

dont get why people love food so much

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376706 No.317534

>>317533

it tasty

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ef1112 No.317535

>>317533

idno I just do

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932be8 No.317537

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7a3d3d No.317541

>>317533

Sensory stimulation.

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7309ae No.317545

>>317536

wish i could get pleasure and big dopamine hits out of it

fucking hate eating

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3372bc No.317570

>>317500

imperium tbh

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