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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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890504 No.314573 [View All]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6366501/Gunman-shoots-dozens-victims-including-police-officer-opens-fire-California-bar.html

>Tattooed ex-Marine who killed 12 people in country music bar massacre had PTSD: Gunman, 28, 'terrified' his mother and neighbors after returning from Afghanistan tour before he opened fire on student night

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6368571/Police-arrest-two-men-33-36-group-dressed-Ku-Klux-Klan.html

>Police arrest two men, 33 and 36, after group dressed up as Ku Klux Klan members posed for pictures outside Islamic prayer centre

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6367373/Incredible-images-reveal-reminders-WWI-remain-etched-British-countryside.html

>Ghosts of the Great War: Incredible images reveal how reminders of WWI remain etched on the British countryside 100 years after the guns fell silent

Neo'll add some more links anyway

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cf4825 No.315962

>>315954

what? wtf learn to read lad

>>315957

i don't understand why you didn't understand my post, not once, but on both accounts

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55ae27 No.315963

>>315961

When do I get me willy out?

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0843cf No.315964

>>315963

technically at the moment of re-entry into the planet's atmosphere but it might compromise your ablative heat shielding and cause catastrophic destruction

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cb5f17 No.315965

File: 1ce5b2f5ab161ba⋯.jpg (65.18 KB,419x700,419:700,1ce5b2f5ab161baf3e3771215e….jpg)

AAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAA

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45e94d No.315966

>>315962

I dunno lad I just don't trust anything I see regarding hypnosis as a fetish and "bimboification." Also anyone I've seen interact with that stuff was 100% agp.

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cf4825 No.315967

>>315966

but i said i wanted a lass like that as a joke

not that i want to do it myself or what have you smh

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45e94d No.315968

File: 39fa66f4c838f4c⋯.png (1.28 MB,1080x1080,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>315949

I think this might have been before your time. I'm pretty sure it was during the herts period.

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cf4825 No.315969

>tfw there are duds with 3.5inchers who are chadding around banging 8/10, 9/10 qts right now

having a real gamer moment right now lads

feel like the supreme gentleman

fuck my life bottom text

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0843cf No.315970

>>315969

we live in a society

gamers rise up and tell me when you want to play video games

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cb5f17 No.315971

>>315969

the virgin 6 incher vs the chad 3.5incher

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45e94d No.315972

>>315969

>tfw the least alpha person I have ever known in my life has an 8inch

>bedbound the springtime of his youth

>crippling social anxiety

>wasn't able to buy bus or train tickets himself until he was 17

>missed two years of school because of a medical condition

l m a o tbh

But then again i've been told I've got quite the impressive knob

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cb5f17 No.315973

>>315972

you are an impressive knob

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45e94d No.315974

>>315973

Thanks Dorset I couldn't have done it without you

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cb5f17 No.315975

File: 31363c481bdc301⋯.png (147.62 KB,269x372,269:372,WHITE POWER.png)

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55ae27 No.315976

magic and goblins is real, tbh

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cf4825 No.315977

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>>315970

message me on bongo i'll give you my bnet

>>315971

>>315972

sounds like me tbh

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45e94d No.315979

>>315977

except lad, he know has a girlfriend who loves him every much

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cb5f17 No.315980

>>315978

tbh

this is why spicposter is a retard cos he cannot grasp this

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cf4825 No.315981

>>315978

except if you're female your personality can be basically anything, so long as you're above a 6/10 you will never be short on companionship and sex

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cf4825 No.315982

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>>315979

DON'T TELL ME THAT AHHHHH

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0843cf No.315983

>>315977

I only use discord for games, so just ask in thread next time you see me around. I play with at least one other lad usually so it's a team thing, I'll give you the room invite then etc

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cf4825 No.315985

people always tell me not to kill myself but never offer a solid reason why

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cb5f17 No.315986

>>315985

suicide is a mortal sin

there i just gave you a solid reason

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0843cf No.315987

>>315985

personally for me it's because that's what the enemy wants, so I live to spite them and in the hope that I may do some good one day

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1743b5 No.315988

>>315985

because there are ways of changing yourself and the world without suicide

because thing`s change and you will not feel the way you do now. then you will be glad of not having killed yourself

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45e94d No.315989

>>315982

Because you wouldn't enjoy it

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1743b5 No.315992

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>>315991

good to hear

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6a5907 No.315993

>>315985

>>315988

This. And killing yourself ends your line, not just you.

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cf4825 No.315994

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>>315983

lad wtf is the point then? why not tell me your bnet now smh

>>315984

you're not wrong tbh but still they get those fuckboys/betas whereas theres no equivalent for guys

>>315986

>>315987

don't care about the concept of 'sin' i only care about laws of nature

>that's what the enemy wants, so I live to spite them

ok thanks for reminding me lad. we seem pretty like minded tbh, you're a good lad too

>>315990

(((they))) are responsible for it and women are responsible for falling for it, men are only responsible insofar as the very top 1% of men allowed it to happen. the other 99% of men are nowadays powerless to affect any sociopolitical change, especially in this country

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45e94d No.315995

And because you still haven't castrated a politician using power tools in minecraft

That's a very important reason tbh

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70a6f7 No.315996

>>315980

then how come when I look good, girls are interested before I even talk to them and when I don't and I talk to them, they only want to be friends? maybe things are different in Britain but at least in America, appearance is everything. anybody can have a personality, but you have to be born genetically attractive

>>315984

>If you're a girl who wants a good man, husband material, it's just as hard as it is for a guy looking for wife material (not impossible tho)

this is bs, every reasonably attractive girl has essentially infinite men lining up. girls just wanna get railed, they don't care about long-term relationship or love or marriage or w/e

>>315986

>sin

>>315990

>men are actually to blame, they're the ones who are responsible for the sexual revolution despite what /pol/ thinks

for not implementing sharia, sure

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cf4825 No.315997

ahhhh lads, i know suicide is stupid and i know i made a vow never to kill myself unless captured or something. it's just so impossible not to think about it in my situation, i have nothing to live for except for what wessex mentioned.

i won't do it, i'll try my damndest not to, but it's such an uphill battle

>>315995

tbh

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0843cf No.315998

>>315994

because discord is for voice chat and team play otherwise there's no point innit

can do things other than overwatch as well

>>315995

this tbh

radical action in minecraft now

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cb5f17 No.315999

>>315994

sin is part of nature, my boy, tis well to learn that, its not so much a man-made concept

tell you what, why dont you do it? why dont you kill yourself, huh?

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6a5907 No.316000

>>315994

>don't care about the concept of 'sin' i only care about laws of nature

Killing yourself take you out of that game

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45e94d No.316001

>>315994

>don't care about the concept of 'sin' i only care about laws of nature

It's very rare for anything natural to kill itself. Nearly all things constantly try, regardless of their situation.

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0843cf No.316002

>>315997

anyway my bnet is M00NM4N#2296

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cb5f17 No.316003

>>315996

>at least in America, appearance is everything

because you are all braindead morons

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cf4825 No.316004

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cb5f17 No.316006

>>316004

me on the right

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1743b5 No.316008

>>316005

already recovered thanks

>>315996

y'all are so wrong on women it's bizarre

but i won't open that pandora's box

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cb5f17 No.316009

>>316007

he lives in such a fantasy world, all his posts are a complete joke at this point

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cf4825 No.316010

>>316008

>y'all

lass, all we can talk about it our own objective experience and what we observe from reality

but also ignore spicposter

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1743b5 No.316011

>>316010

sorry

you're right it's spics post in particular

change that to "you"

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f3d5cf No.316012

taig family is the future

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f3d5cf No.316014

stop letting the internet decide ur opinions on women you spastics

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70a6f7 No.316015

we need a new thread

>>316007

>all those girls I talked to who want a long term relationship and told guys who just wanted to sleep with them to fuck off don't exist huh

they might say that and they might even believe it, but in practice, it's not true

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4b313e No.316017

>>316015

just made one

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cb5f17 No.316018

File: c164a66999250d5⋯.jpg (126.93 KB,1280x720,16:9,sam hyde.jpg)

WHEEZE

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70a6f7 No.316019

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