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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: e0984833872f883⋯.png (654.47 KB,507x658,507:658,ClipboardImage.png)

81b0f6 No.314572 [View All]

>Be American

>Get shot

Six Off-Duty Police Officers Were Inside Borderline Bar When Shooting Started

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2018/11/08/six-police-officers-were-inside-borderline-bar-when-shooting-started/

Prince Charles won't speak out when he becomes king

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46133114

Duke of York: Keep 'engaging' with Saudis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46131305

Paypal stops handling payments for Tommy Robinson

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46139193

nihil sub sole novum

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d2dedf No.315246

File: 2c5e45ae00e6dc4⋯.mp4 (8.49 MB,204x360,17:30,baste.mp4)

this makes me sad

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a7eefe No.315247

could hear my neighbours fucking if i put a glass to the wall but it wasnt loud enough smh, hopefully they fuck tonight

posting because i was a massive tit last night and got so drunk and dont remember anything

btw tooty, mummy wants to go on a holiday and i suggested norway, could you recommend me anything?

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d2dedf No.315248

File: 6c9f3b6809693b7⋯.mp4 (9.37 MB,640x360,16:9,burned bodies Paradise CA.mp4)

brutal. some woman apparently didn't make it because she refused to leave without putting her makeup on first, kek

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7800b2 No.315249

>horoscope warns me about hanging out with criminals, or walking through rough neighbourhoods today

wdimbt?

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bac7d8 No.315250

File: d6109722e198176⋯.png (Spoiler Image,622.14 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

File: d6109722e198176⋯.png (Spoiler Image,622.14 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

DO YOU LADS WANT TO WATCH IT

DO YOU LADS WANT TO WATCH IT

DO YOU LADS WANT TO WATCH IT

DO YOU LADS WANT TO WATCH IT

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bac7d8 No.315251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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bb0706 No.315252

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bac7d8 No.315253

>>315252

Gooodlad

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bb0706 No.315254

File: 80a91d530538416⋯.mp4 (9.55 MB,424x240,53:30,DoYouHear.mp4)

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bac7d8 No.315255

>file is huge

fuck. Hopefully it can encode fast anyway

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27589a No.315256

>>315156

>tfw you know the guy who drew these

>>315248

he starts off that video sounding like he's going to talk about lobsters and jungian archetypes

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bac7d8 No.315257

File: c1459ed56a89947⋯.png (428.27 KB,500x500,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

>>315254

Hey it is that Danish girl

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a7eefe No.315258

you using cytube?

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bb0706 No.315259

File: 5f9ae0d519ea64f⋯.png (355.16 KB,709x738,709:738,francecucked.png)

tfw they cucked out and didn't use the verses of la Marseillaise that include lines about killing jews

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27589a No.315260

church quiz tonight smh don't really want to go

"Panzie misses out on another film night"

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bb0706 No.315261

File: d22da77f99919df⋯.png (86.5 KB,222x227,222:227,druidpepe.png)

>>315256

tell us lad

>>315257

whomst'll'idn't'ly'd't

>>315258

hopefully

>>315260

>church

just print out a picture of thor from the avengers and pray to that in your own time lad

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bac7d8 No.315262

>>315259

Oh yeah? Show me, lad

>>315258

Yeah, but films start at 20:00 lad

>>315260

smh lad can't you get out of it?

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bac7d8 No.315263

>>315261

>whomst'll'idn't'ly'd't

it is the same actor

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a7eefe No.315264

>>315262

could you link me the cytube?

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a2e973 No.315265

>>315249

the cia. they know you've been hanging out on right wind imageboards.

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ca7484 No.315266

File: 80ac2454ba79d25⋯.png (866.68 KB,1280x738,640:369,smug bikesluts.png)

>>315260

>not having your own personal film night every night

tbh a quiz with nice old people sounds a lot more fun than watching stuffy old dramas with this lot, there might even be church wine

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bac7d8 No.315267

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bac7d8 No.315268

>>315266

Why don't you want to watch with us, lady?

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bb0706 No.315269

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>>315263

ah ok just an idle observation

>>315262

well it's been purged from a quick search smh, even this version is no longer recorded correctly (lines about impure blood), if you look on (((wikipedia))) it's completely jewed up and revised lmao

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27589a No.315270

File: 518e34d28d28949⋯.png (925.11 KB,1000x707,1000:707,930aa2a7bcf99315a965a00b09….png)

>>315261

>>315262

>>315266

it's not "church" wessex you plonker it's a quiz

there are teams and I have a place in a team so if I'm not there I'll be letting everyone down smh

and no there won't be free wine

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bac7d8 No.315271

>>315269

so sad. And I have no idea

>>315270

sucks, lad

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bac7d8 No.315272

File: 367215259febb5d⋯.png (700.04 KB,1000x500,2:1,ClipboardImage.png)

man given the real history and the in film story this promotion is pretty creepy

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27589a No.315273

>>315266

also ive been really wanting to watch films on the telly with the amazon thing daddy's paying for but either they're watching something or its night time and our retarded TV doesn't have a functional headphones jack

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bb0706 No.315274

File: 66c741f771ab5f9⋯.png (57.2 KB,403x448,403:448,tardjak3.png)

>>315270

smh have fun then la'

was never much good at quizzes even at the pub

>>315268

always spending time watching films with with waifuposter to groom him into a crossdresser probably smh

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a7eefe No.315275

>>315267

cheers handsome

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27589a No.315276

>>315274

tbh quizzes are mostly a test of how much useless trivia one has filled ones head with, that only a race a decadent as the eternal boomer would be into

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bb0706 No.315277

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh anprimkino

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bac7d8 No.315278

>>315277

>tfw can't get into older anime

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a7eefe No.315279

too dumb to figure out how to install the things so i can watch vids so i guess i will miss

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a7eefe No.315280

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB,250x202,125:101,a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

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a7eefe No.315281

god that voice is fucking annoying i want to beat him up

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d13d91 No.315282

File: 9c800ce8c6db815⋯.mp4 (2.62 MB,576x1024,9:16,♫ sophu tofu - original so….mp4)

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a2e973 No.315283

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bac7d8 No.315284

>>315282

I love him, lads

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ca7484 No.315285

>>315284

excuse me

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e12c72 No.315286

>>315282

Her voice sounds like someone rubbing a brick against a cheese grater

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ca7484 No.315287

>mickey mouse tshirt

focking disgosting lads

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d13d91 No.315288

File: 1e84c7c1e3aac69⋯.mp4 (1.12 MB,576x1024,9:16,♫ mase 🔪 - original sound ….mp4)

afraid so

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81b0f6 No.315289

>>315281

*dabs*

My radio broadcast makes all the grandmas cream

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ca7484 No.315290

>>315288

don't believe you smh

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bac7d8 No.315291

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bac7d8 No.315292

>>315285

I love you m-more, Neo

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a7eefe No.315293

>>315289

im going to call in and call you a fag

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a2e973 No.315294

>>315288

absolute legend if true

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ca7484 No.315295

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