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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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81bba6 No.313821 [View All]

Muslim Convert Sinead O’Connor Says She Won’t Spend Time with ‘Disgusting White People’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/muslim-convert-sinead-oconnor-wont-spend-time-with-disgusting-white-people/

Still Without a Government, Swedish Centrist Voters Look to Populist-Right Party for Coalition Deal

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/swedish-centrist-voters-look-populist-right-party-coaltion/

Police Slam ‘Long Line’ of Grenfell Fraudsters as Another Jailed

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/police-slam-long-line-grenfell-fraudsters-another-jailed/

Six Arrested Over Suspected Plot to Attack France’s President Macron

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/six-arrested-over-suspected-plot-to-attack-frances-president-macron/

‘Polexit is Possible’: Eurocrat Says Poland Could Leave the EU Like Britain

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/polexit-is-possible-eurocrat-tusk-says-poland-could-leave-eu-uk/

Outgoing German Spy Chief Fired for Calling Social Democrats ‘Radical Left’, Security Policy ‘Naive’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/german-spy-chief-fired-radical-left/

Eurocrat Verhofstadt Launches Anti-Orban Campaign: ‘He Wants to Destroy Europe’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/07/eurocrat-verhofstadt-launches-anti-orban-campaign-he-wants-destroy-europe/

E.U. Official: ‘More Honest’ to Scrap ‘Unrealistic’ Turkey Membership

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2018/11/06/e-u-official-more-honest-to-scrap-unrealistic-turkey-membership/

May’s Plot to Use Foreign Interference to Force Soft Brexit Through Parliament

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/07/exposed-mays-plot-to-use-foreign-interference-to-force-soft-brexit-through-parliament/

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95b867 No.314526

>>314524

the characters i like to use have very little representation tbh and smh

22st has pics of me and pics of me are readily available to those who know where to look

>>314525

memory serves you wrong i promise

all ive drawn is weird robot and elf and orc and demon girls tbh

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95b867 No.314527

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5e81d8 No.314528

>>314526

was referencing the transformer lass that turns into a tank

at least it's not /k/ porn of actual military hardware tier

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95b867 No.314529

oh he means the feathered alien girl

i guess that counts smh

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95b867 No.314530

>>314528

that counts as furry to you?

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5e81d8 No.314531

File: af8def30a685fad⋯.png (86.93 KB,173x256,173:256,spengler.png)

>>314530

clang, maybe

>mfw fetishising the machine-technics

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199c34 No.314532

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>parents been away all day

hope they come home within the hour or I will have to get into bed by myself

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95b867 No.314533

File: 600bbe0c2b6c2c2⋯.png (34.14 KB,530x461,530:461,thinkingfrog.png)

>>314531

>rape a robot

>it's morally wrong, not because it's rape but because you fucked a robot

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95b867 No.314534

>>314532

i'll tuck you in lad

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95b5e7 No.314535

>>314532

Don't really say goodnight to my parents, tend to go to bed later than them.

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95b867 No.314536

also wessex daftie has seen my irl face i think anyway

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4ba023 No.314537

>>314519

the reason neo drew an animo lass is because that's what you post. sadly that's how oc is created: you are represented by what you avatarfag as. so since you dislike being a gorl, i want to know what else you prefer. your name is panzie, i thought of panzer, or tanks, thus my post.

give me something to work with here.

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4ba023 No.314538

File: d51b5cd130f2e0c⋯.png (396.92 KB,1164x656,291:164,JennyAboutToCry.png)

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4ba023 No.314539

>>314536

no i didn't

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5e81d8 No.314540

File: 93197ebe8012af6⋯.png (15.67 KB,486x507,162:169,ClipboardImage.png)

>>314533

>femicunts already unironically ruining sexbots

no peace for the r9k

>>314532

goodnight lad

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199c34 No.314541

>>314534

Hope that is a typo, lad. I only love girls

>>314535

I just want to piggyback on my dad to bed, like in the good old days

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199c34 No.314542

>>314540

>that alien tongue thing shooting out of your face

creepy

staying up for another 40 minuts tbh

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95b5e7 No.314543

>>314534

>Not tucking yourself in

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f371dd No.314544

File: 46c42316b7a6f68⋯.png (5.64 MB,1152x2048,9:16,ClipboardImage.png)

how are sexbots real hahahahahahaha just go outside and fuck a girl nigga hahahahahahahahaha

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5e81d8 No.314545

>>314542

he's tucking you in and giving you a kiss goodnight andcarressing your head smjh

a model parents if you look past being a horrific mutant

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95b867 No.314546

>>314537

yeah that's what you're meant to think tbh

draw me in a frogmouth helm or grey tacticool balaclava and equipped with a knife

>>314539

you have my tunglr so you could if you wanted to at any time

>>314541

i'll tuck you in whether you like it or not, lad

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199c34 No.314547

>>314545

a model parent would buy me a bigger bed so they could lie in bed next to me while reading goodnight stories until I fell asleep and drool on their chest tbh

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95b867 No.314548

i would draw my /newbrit/ persona but i feel like that'd be unnatural and uncouth

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374a4f No.314549

File: 8d3649e2c3a44db⋯.png (213.66 KB,550x732,275:366,1540715428277.png)

making some really weird oc looking forward to sharing it might take another few hours

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5e81d8 No.314550

File: 308ba96a60dba6b⋯.png (18.98 KB,486x507,162:169,ClipboardImage.png)

>>314547

don't be entitled, son

there are starving children in africa you know

>>314548

do it

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199c34 No.314551

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tbh lads

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4ba023 No.314552

>>314546

had to google all of those words

>tungler

cba to search through your junk :^) no but i really dunno if i want to know your face

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199c34 No.314553

>>314550

>two dads

MUMMYY

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5e81d8 No.314554

File: 0e5d696db85bdad⋯.png (11.47 KB,377x330,377:330,neo bullying.png)

make the new thread neo

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199c34 No.314555

>>314546

>i'll tuck you in whether you like it or not, lad

I will throw a tantrum, lad

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199c34 No.314556

>>314554

she so thicc

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5e81d8 No.314557

File: f490235880e8359⋯.png (22.54 KB,486x597,162:199,ClipboardImage.png)

>>314553

>>314555

don't be selfish lad

there are children you know

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199c34 No.314558

THE DRUID DEMANDS A NEW THREAD

AND THE BRAPHOG WILL ANSWER

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199c34 No.314559

oh no

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199c34 No.314560

NEO GIVE US A ENW THREAD RIGHT NOW

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199c34 No.314561

Okay lads she's not responding. Let's fill 'er up

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5e81d8 No.314562

File: d477e3feba50b7e⋯.png (23.99 KB,486x597,162:199,ClipboardImage.png)

>>314561

go to bed to the sound of fresh posts

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199c34 No.314563

>>314562

Oh no I hope none of those tiny ones climbs inside of me

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ac7374 No.314564

I'll make a new one

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5e81d8 No.314565

>>314563

don't speak that way about your siblings

>>314564

good lad

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199c34 No.314566

>>314565

lad quick get to 120

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5e81d8 No.314567

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5e81d8 No.314568

I'll do it

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5e81d8 No.314569

File: faf0192b4f2503a⋯.png (121.97 KB,596x650,298:325,shitpostkingondrugs.png)

(12)

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5e81d8 No.314570

File: 887fc93f4716712⋯.png (123.36 KB,596x650,298:325,shitpostking.png)

>missed the 0

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199c34 No.314571

>>314569

goodlad

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4ba023 No.314574

no im doing it

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95b5e7 No.314575

>>314572

Or

>>314573

New threads.

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ac7374 No.314577

>>314572

>>314572

>>314572

>>314572

new thread with whacky formatting

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ac7374 No.314578

>>314574

I claimed it before you

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