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eb7841 (4) No.313135 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Late-Night Hosts Have Midterm Meltdown: ‘Bully Your Family and Friends into Voting’

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/11/06/late-night-hosts-have-midterm-meltdown-bully-your-family-and-friends-into-voting/

Macron Calls for ‘Real European Army’ to Protect EU from U.S.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/macron-calls-real-european-army-protect-eu-us/

British Army Opens Recruitment to Foreigners from 53 Commonwealth Nations Amidst Personnel Shortage

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/05/british-army-open-ranks-foreign/

Theresa May Backs Ireland, Blocks UK’s Ability to Unilaterally Leave EU’s Customs Arrangement After Brexit

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/may-backs-irish-blocks-uk-ability-unilaterally-leave-eu-customs-arrangement-brexit/

UK Left: Labour Group REJECTS Pittsburgh Killings Motion, Too Much ‘Anti-Semitism This, Anti-Semitism That’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/05/labour-rejects-motion-pittsburgh-killings-t-focus-anti-semitism/

Controversy as Italian School Textbooks Revealed to Promote Only Pro-Mass Migration Views

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/italian-school-textbooks-revealed-promote-only-pro-mass-migration-views/

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eb7841 (4) No.313772>>313813

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Jared Polis in Colorado has become America's first openly gay governor.

Socialist and ICE critic Ocasio-Cortez from New York has been elected, becoming the youngest congresswoman ever.

Michigan has become the 10th state to legalize weed.

Ilhan Omar from Minnesota has become first Somali-American elected to congress, as well as being one of the first muslim women in congress alongside Rashida Tlaib who ran unopposed in Michigan.

California has voted against repealing it's hefty gas tax.

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d59c91 (8) No.313773>>313774

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>>313768

Strange that a southern interior state like New Mexico would be blue voting. Oh wait

>Mexico

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eb7841 (4) No.313774>>313775 >>313780

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>>313773

New Mexico is one of the only huwhite-minority states iirc.

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d59c91 (8) No.313775

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>>313771

Gotta make sure the right people get elected lad.

>>313774

Based Catholic immigrants

*votes for party that supports abortion, homosexuality and drugs*

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d59c91 (8) No.313776

So the republican party voters are simultaneously uneducated and rich, reminds me of the brexit fallout.

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75bb6a (9) No.313777>>313778

druids tbh

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d59c91 (8) No.313778

>glorious sunshine outside

>check weather

>says it should be heavy rain and dark clouds

>>313777

>not being asatru

smh what kind of Saxon are you?

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41e725 (2) No.313779

>>313767

Remember his massive anti trump speech then getting btfo straight after.

At least Trump could make it as a President.😤😤

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41e725 (2) No.313780

>>313774

>10% with blacks

My god its anudda lincoln

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cf96a0 (15) No.313781>>313782

WHY CANT MY WILLY BE THE SAME SIZE WHEN ITS FLOPPY AS WHEN ITS ERECT

IF SOMEONE RANDOMLY PULLED MY TROUSERS DOWN THEYD THINK I HAVE A SMALL WILLY EVEN THO I DONT AAHHHH ITS NOT FAIR

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8510fa (3) No.313782>>313783

>>313781

a flacid willy will never make anyone happy lad

you just gotta try and sell it anyway tbh

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cf96a0 (15) No.313783>>313785

>>313782

tell me about your willy

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cf96a0 (15) No.313784

>ywn have a diet consisting entirely of thicc cut brown bread, local cheddar and rough cider

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8510fa (3) No.313785>>313786

>>313783

he's a decent lad. 3 inch flaccid and 6 when thicc. very average knob all in all but remarkably veiny

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cf96a0 (15) No.313786>>313788

>>313785

we have the same armaments

however mine is not as battle hardened as yours, though it has received very thorough training

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cf96a0 (15) No.313787>>313791 >>313815

*spends all day playing a 24 year old game*

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8510fa (3) No.313788>>313790

>>313786

THIS IS MY RIFLE

>thorough training

top kek my lad. I'm sure your soldier will see some real warfare in times soon to come

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d59c91 (8) No.313789>>313790

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>talking about your penises

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cf96a0 (15) No.313790

>>313789

its healthy to talk about our heterosexual sexuality, its you thats gay for implying anything homosexual about our discussion

>>313788

i need to give him rest and recuperation, then i can send him into action and he can get some kills

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d59c91 (8) No.313791

>>313787

>looks up games released 1994

>Super Metroid

>Doom 2

>UFO: Enemy Unknown

>SimCity 2000

A good year in computer games tbh lad

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cf96a0 (15) No.313792

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>defeat the anglos

>they fortify on the falklands and i cant disembark on it to attack them

>every now and again they manage to set up a colony on the mainland which i can quickly destroy

>its going to be like this all game

epic

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75bb6a (9) No.313793>>313794

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MAD

MAD

LITERALLY MAD

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cf96a0 (15) No.313794>>313795

>>313793

whats up rageoholic

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75bb6a (9) No.313795>>313796

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>>313794

Even the dog is enoch!

Look… There's Enoch riding a bicycle there, which you've always had trouble with…

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d59c91 (8) No.313796>>313797

>>313795

why though

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75bb6a (9) No.313797>>313798

>>313796

question not Mersey's genius

may he return one day

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cf96a0 (15) No.313798>>313799

>>313797

bumbum?

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75bb6a (9) No.313799>>313800

>>313798

no, Mersey

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cf96a0 (15) No.313800

>>313799

they are both from there so they are the same person to me

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75bb6a (9) No.313801>>313804

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desperate

desperate

your turn

desperate

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cf96a0 (15) No.313802>>313803

>western films with historically inaccurate weapons

get triggered so much when i see this

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75bb6a (9) No.313803>>313805

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>>313802

>western films

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d59c91 (8) No.313804>>313806

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>>313801

It's funny how the guy behind Deus Ex, Warren Specter, is a zogbot Jew.

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cf96a0 (15) No.313805

>>313803

cowboy films are implicitly white

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75bb6a (9) No.313806

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>>313804

they like to taunt us

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cb4b70 (1) No.313807>>313809 >>313810

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cf96a0 (15) No.313808

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75bb6a (9) No.313809

>>313807

welshposter? say it's so

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5d0472 (3) No.313810

>>313807

hullo lad

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7a67c1 (3) No.313811

h

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5d0472 (3) No.313812>>313814

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feels good to finally have pen pressure back

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7a67c1 (3) No.313813>>313814

>>313772

>Socialist and ICE critic Ocasio-Cortez from New York has been elected, becoming the youngest congresswoman ever.

she's also a cute

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eb7841 (4) No.313814>>313816

>>313812

That's cute, is this a reflection of how you see yourself lad?

>>313813

She's a something all right.

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fb0dc2 (2) No.313815

>>313787

>not playing Baby T-Rex for the gameboy

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7a67c1 (3) No.313816

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>>313814

>She's a something all right.

A lovely woman

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fb0dc2 (2) No.313817

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that tune tho

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5d0472 (3) No.313818

*ignores the bleo*

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cf96a0 (15) No.313819

hankerin for a spankerin tbh

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cf96a0 (15) No.313820

*blames instrument for why im bad*

heh

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6cb5d1 (1) No.313825

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