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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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eb7841 No.313135 [View All]

Late-Night Hosts Have Midterm Meltdown: ‘Bully Your Family and Friends into Voting’

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/11/06/late-night-hosts-have-midterm-meltdown-bully-your-family-and-friends-into-voting/

Macron Calls for ‘Real European Army’ to Protect EU from U.S.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/macron-calls-real-european-army-protect-eu-us/

British Army Opens Recruitment to Foreigners from 53 Commonwealth Nations Amidst Personnel Shortage

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/05/british-army-open-ranks-foreign/

Theresa May Backs Ireland, Blocks UK’s Ability to Unilaterally Leave EU’s Customs Arrangement After Brexit

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/may-backs-irish-blocks-uk-ability-unilaterally-leave-eu-customs-arrangement-brexit/

UK Left: Labour Group REJECTS Pittsburgh Killings Motion, Too Much ‘Anti-Semitism This, Anti-Semitism That’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/05/labour-rejects-motion-pittsburgh-killings-t-focus-anti-semitism/

Controversy as Italian School Textbooks Revealed to Promote Only Pro-Mass Migration Views

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/11/06/italian-school-textbooks-revealed-promote-only-pro-mass-migration-views/

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eb7841 No.313772

File: 661b050edbf8757⋯.png (2.26 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

Jared Polis in Colorado has become America's first openly gay governor.

Socialist and ICE critic Ocasio-Cortez from New York has been elected, becoming the youngest congresswoman ever.

Michigan has become the 10th state to legalize weed.

Ilhan Omar from Minnesota has become first Somali-American elected to congress, as well as being one of the first muslim women in congress alongside Rashida Tlaib who ran unopposed in Michigan.

California has voted against repealing it's hefty gas tax.

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d59c91 No.313773

File: 620ecf63e923f55⋯.jpg (96.38 KB,950x680,95:68,Breivik finger.jpg)

>>313768

Strange that a southern interior state like New Mexico would be blue voting. Oh wait

>Mexico

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eb7841 No.313774

File: 057a6c21b1c7d79⋯.png (396.4 KB,840x1154,420:577,ClipboardImage.png)

>>313773

New Mexico is one of the only huwhite-minority states iirc.

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d59c91 No.313775

File: fd23e125b8b34aa⋯.jpg (143.4 KB,500x378,250:189,1405115325764.jpg)

>>313771

Gotta make sure the right people get elected lad.

>>313774

Based Catholic immigrants

*votes for party that supports abortion, homosexuality and drugs*

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d59c91 No.313776

So the republican party voters are simultaneously uneducated and rich, reminds me of the brexit fallout.

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75bb6a No.313777

druids tbh

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d59c91 No.313778

>glorious sunshine outside

>check weather

>says it should be heavy rain and dark clouds

>>313777

>not being asatru

smh what kind of Saxon are you?

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41e725 No.313779

File: 60f015254bbc775⋯.jpeg (141.8 KB,1200x800,3:2,0ff0c6656195d920b61e65060….jpeg)

>>313767

Remember his massive anti trump speech then getting btfo straight after.

At least Trump could make it as a President.😤😤

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41e725 No.313780

>>313774

>10% with blacks

My god its anudda lincoln

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cf96a0 No.313781

WHY CANT MY WILLY BE THE SAME SIZE WHEN ITS FLOPPY AS WHEN ITS ERECT

IF SOMEONE RANDOMLY PULLED MY TROUSERS DOWN THEYD THINK I HAVE A SMALL WILLY EVEN THO I DONT AAHHHH ITS NOT FAIR

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8510fa No.313782

>>313781

a flacid willy will never make anyone happy lad

you just gotta try and sell it anyway tbh

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cf96a0 No.313783

>>313782

tell me about your willy

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cf96a0 No.313784

>ywn have a diet consisting entirely of thicc cut brown bread, local cheddar and rough cider

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8510fa No.313785

>>313783

he's a decent lad. 3 inch flaccid and 6 when thicc. very average knob all in all but remarkably veiny

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cf96a0 No.313786

>>313785

we have the same armaments

however mine is not as battle hardened as yours, though it has received very thorough training

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cf96a0 No.313787

*spends all day playing a 24 year old game*

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8510fa No.313788

>>313786

THIS IS MY RIFLE

>thorough training

top kek my lad. I'm sure your soldier will see some real warfare in times soon to come

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d59c91 No.313789

File: bb9e0ea61150d19⋯.png (268.78 KB,500x375,4:3,gay gay gay gay.png)

>talking about your penises

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cf96a0 No.313790

>>313789

its healthy to talk about our heterosexual sexuality, its you thats gay for implying anything homosexual about our discussion

>>313788

i need to give him rest and recuperation, then i can send him into action and he can get some kills

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d59c91 No.313791

>>313787

>looks up games released 1994

>Super Metroid

>Doom 2

>UFO: Enemy Unknown

>SimCity 2000

A good year in computer games tbh lad

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cf96a0 No.313792

File: caf38dcc8ca56f9⋯.jpg (356.57 KB,1366x768,683:384,col.jpg)

>defeat the anglos

>they fortify on the falklands and i cant disembark on it to attack them

>every now and again they manage to set up a colony on the mainland which i can quickly destroy

>its going to be like this all game

epic

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75bb6a No.313793

File: ecdc45d4c0fef2c⋯.png (62.87 KB,778x621,778:621,bounce of the dafties.png)

MAD

MAD

LITERALLY MAD

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cf96a0 No.313794

>>313793

whats up rageoholic

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75bb6a No.313795

File: b830919c44850c7⋯.webm (4.04 MB,960x540,16:9,enochbounce.webm)

>>313794

Even the dog is enoch!

Look… There's Enoch riding a bicycle there, which you've always had trouble with…

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d59c91 No.313796

>>313795

why though

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75bb6a No.313797

>>313796

question not Mersey's genius

may he return one day

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cf96a0 No.313798

>>313797

bumbum?

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75bb6a No.313799

>>313798

no, Mersey

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cf96a0 No.313800

>>313799

they are both from there so they are the same person to me

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75bb6a No.313801

File: f933493d0b83ba3⋯.mp4 (8 MB,960x540,16:9,Deus Ex the Redpill.mp4)

desperate

desperate

your turn

desperate

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cf96a0 No.313802

>western films with historically inaccurate weapons

get triggered so much when i see this

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75bb6a No.313803

File: 2e219aef82ef458⋯.png (2.02 MB,1653x764,1653:764,ttthhhbbbbttt.png)

>>313802

>western films

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d59c91 No.313804

File: 36221a284eeaba7⋯.webm (8.43 MB,640x360,16:9,deus ex intro snackilicio….webm)

>>313801

It's funny how the guy behind Deus Ex, Warren Specter, is a zogbot Jew.

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cf96a0 No.313805

>>313803

cowboy films are implicitly white

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75bb6a No.313806

File: 8e78000e537036f⋯.png (92.19 KB,417x373,417:373,reeee.png)

>>313804

they like to taunt us

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cb4b70 No.313807

File: 7631895a66b7b48⋯.png (171.46 KB,356x332,89:83,86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

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cf96a0 No.313808

File: ac6c551011ed1f7⋯.jpg (305.95 KB,857x1200,857:1200,yummyy.jpg)

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75bb6a No.313809

>>313807

welshposter? say it's so

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5d0472 No.313810

>>313807

hullo lad

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7a67c1 No.313811

h

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5d0472 No.313812

File: 2574bbeb474b5b8⋯.png (311.35 KB,1079x892,1079:892,ClipboardImage.png)

feels good to finally have pen pressure back

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7a67c1 No.313813

>>313772

>Socialist and ICE critic Ocasio-Cortez from New York has been elected, becoming the youngest congresswoman ever.

she's also a cute

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eb7841 No.313814

File: 7e12f932ec6506d⋯.jpg (351.16 KB,1000x1000,1:1,__bowsette_mario_series_an….jpg)

>>313812

That's cute, is this a reflection of how you see yourself lad?

>>313813

She's a something all right.

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fb0dc2 No.313815

>>313787

>not playing Baby T-Rex for the gameboy

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7a67c1 No.313816

File: 1c9aa5ffc7bf499⋯.png (1.07 MB,1200x675,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>313814

>She's a something all right.

A lovely woman

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fb0dc2 No.313817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>that tune tho

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5d0472 No.313818

*ignores the bleo*

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cf96a0 No.313819

hankerin for a spankerin tbh

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cf96a0 No.313820

*blames instrument for why im bad*

heh

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6cb5d1 No.313825

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