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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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629573 No.309543 [View All]

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63af1c No.310233

File: 7b82a31bf9eb953⋯.png (4.7 MB,1770x1770,1:1,pagang33.png)

>>310230

he's the most actual pagang druid of us all

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3de3da No.310234

File: ce7019d2da4e665⋯.png (2.91 MB,1920x1280,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

>>310223

Man, that moth looks fucking awesome, they're so beautiful. I wonder how I can fit a moth into my ant book. There is actually a species of moth whose larvae will trick an ant colony into taking them in and live parasitically from the workers, who are tricked using pheromones into feeding them. They ride on the workers backs and steal food while they gather, and eventually the queen of the colony will starve and become neglected as the caterpillars receive the workers attention and lions share of the food.

Perhaps a scene where the colony takes pity on them and brings them in hoping they will be useful, but then they begin to leech off the system and a group of loyalist ants have to slaughter the larvae.

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fb783d No.310235

>>310233

>>310232

very cool

wish i found god in my heart but here i am worshipping dead men instead

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fb783d No.310236

>>310234

virgin ant vs chad moth larvae

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63af1c No.310237

File: 0f4eb4e38be3002⋯.png (2.83 MB,1300x863,1300:863,pagang32.png)

>>310235

thanks to modern conditioning any religion is a process of self-indoctrination and wilful delusion tbh

it's fun though

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9cfbdf No.310238

File: da7d46143a48f1a⋯.webm (650.61 KB,640x360,16:9,I don't get it.webm)

>>310228

>condensed milk as cheese

I'll just have to bow to the superior Slavic wisdom on this one.

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63af1c No.310240

File: a1a7612d525cd42⋯.png (15.83 KB,500x500,1:1,mischevious druid.png)

>when /monster/ busted nuts over trap moths

keeek biologylets didn't realise the ones with the big head fronds are the males, or something

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3de3da No.310241

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3ae757 No.310242

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3de3da No.310243

File: 002f32af8409233⋯.png (78.31 KB,640x363,640:363,ClipboardImage.png)

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54adea No.310244

>>310235

Keep at it lass

>here i am worshipping dead men instead

Is that literal or are you being artsy fartsy?

>>310237

>self-indoctrination and wilful delusion

Speak for yourself lad

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e9f951 No.310245

File: e640e8f98f1bf97⋯.jpg (169.89 KB,1920x1080,16:9,sleeps.jpg)

Goodnight r/newbrit

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63af1c No.310247

>>310244

I don't mean it in a bad way lad

something like having to suspend the "enlightened and rational" values in order to appreciate religion

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9cfbdf No.310248

File: e8d255410c8c5d0⋯.png (168.23 KB,866x635,866:635,NEET ants.png)

>>310234

>There is actually a species of moth whose larvae will trick an ant colony into taking them in and live parasitically from the workers, who are tricked using pheromones into feeding them. They ride on the workers backs and steal food while they gather, and eventually the queen of the colony will starve and become neglected as the caterpillars receive the workers attention and lions share of the food.

kek, wish I had the wagiewojak getting whipped image

>ant book

You got multiple books on the go?

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3ae757 No.310249

>>310246

it's based

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3de3da No.310250

File: 6ee7cc1c7845d4d⋯.png (25.37 KB,632x468,158:117,1455750979861.png)

>tfw got this weird multicoloured slash across my vision and can't read posts

looks like pic related

>>310245

Goodnight lad beddy byes for me too. God bless.

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f0b708 No.310251

>>310250

>other people get those

I was starting to worry about that.

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63af1c No.310252

>>310251

>>310250

don't stare directly at the sun or bright lamps lads smh

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3de3da No.310253

>>310248

>You got multiple books on the go?

Yeah Ant one is the one that I like the most and have done for a long time. That image inspired part of my book kek.Emergent ant societies are so similar to humans in a way.

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3de3da No.310254

File: b808b15ed1204b1⋯.png (15.92 KB,320x240,4:3,1536950283359.png)

>>310251

>>310252

them screensll turn you square eyed

usually i go blind and have dizzy spells but luckily that isn't happening this is new

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fb783d No.310255

File: de920e033544ce1⋯.png (301.71 KB,537x471,179:157,28d20c4a-f59d-4798-9be4-99….png)

>>310239

you know actually save it for later, you need to really comprehend russian political humour to get it.

>Least I have muh German Teacher is from Turkmenistan and seems like a commie, nice lady tbh

can't relate

>>310244

there are authors and other historical figures i'm fond of, that's all i meant

>>310245

sleep well

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54adea No.310256

>>310247

Ah, true to an extent I guess

>>310255

Kek, thought so

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3ae757 No.310257

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3ae757 No.310258

>nearly 11

rip

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63af1c No.310259

>>310256

kind of hard to put into words and I guess it's different for everyone

the most I can say of myself right now is that I'm becoming superstitious

>>310258

IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY DON'T NEED TO SLEEP ON FRIDAY

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3ae757 No.310260

>>310259

I've got a sleeping pattern that means I wake up between 5:30 and 7 in the morning now

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3de3da No.310261

id rather take the latter route

id rather take the ladder route

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63af1c No.310263

>>310260

I get up at about 4-5 as well but being a neet means I can just go back to bed smj

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3ae757 No.310264

>>310263

>going to sleep after you wake up

weak

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fb783d No.310267

File: 7471248857035e2⋯.jpg (3.9 MB,4608x3456,4:3,20181102_235150.jpg)

kawaii halloween indeed fml

>>310262

no i cant relate liking a commie turk is all

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3ae757 No.310268

>>310266

>facebook RPers

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63af1c No.310269

File: adbce22bfd5d080⋯.png (323.35 KB,894x894,1:1,goodnightwpwinter.png)

>>310264

well it's that or get up and be cold

my survival strategy last and this winter is to remain in bed until the sun has imparted all the paltry warmth and light it may, take advantage of the brief least-worst period to go outside, then retreat back until the next day

>>310267

did you dress up as a spooky skeleton for halloween

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65d72a No.310270

Where DID vanlad go anyway?

I assume people have the answer now that hes back

>>310228

>weekend warrior

better than not being a warrior at all I suspect

>tractor

*scowls*

you bastards are part of the reason why I'm always late for things

>>310229

I see I see. tracking does make a big difference I suppose

none the less I find stamina and long-distance running to be very respectable pursuits

>>310234

one of my favourite things about moths is that most of them typically don't have stomachs

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3ae757 No.310273

>>310270

>I assume people have the answer now that hes back

I don't think we do

>>310272

Autistic girls? On my internet? It's more common than you think.

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63af1c No.310276

File: 9614c833305acb0⋯.png (10.29 KB,332x398,166:199,thotpepe.png)

>>310270

he switched jobs again I think and is going back to living in a house for the winter

>>310272

there are beautiful and special wife material girls who will slather themselves in peanut butter on the advice of random youtube comments

it takes all sorts

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fb783d No.310277

>>310269

no this year i was Lee Weathers

>>310272

ok

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9cfbdf No.310279

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3ae757 No.310280

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my dude releasing music after dying wtf

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65d72a No.310281

>>310276

>>310273

>>310275

I see. I suppose I might probe him on a later date.

funny seeing near everyone back actually

it's like time reversed

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65d72a No.310282

Oh here's a naughty piece of intrigue for those interested as well

lil nigga shrop has come into ownership of .8 of DMT changa. so I shall be venturing forth into new levels of pretentious pseudo-intellectualism soon

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3ae757 No.310284

>>310279

year10core

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9cfbdf No.310285

>>310278

>racist russians

They didn't want one of theirs dating a T*rk?

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3ae757 No.310286

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fb783d No.310287

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3ae757 No.310288

The history of all hitherto existing philosophy is the history of WANK

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65d72a No.310289

>>310283

it'll never be the old board

it does feel like it has more life to since last I was here though

>>310286

you know it BOIIIIIIIIIIII

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63af1c No.310290

File: 2e9f0108927dfe1⋯.png (133.72 KB,345x383,345:383,demonic.png)

>>310277

interesting looking film

don't really do horror but I liked The Endless even though nothing much happened

>>310278

yeah they are a meme

my long term lass was an autist and did the logical rational thing of dropping me the second someone better walked past smh

fucking swiss banker mountain jew

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629573 No.310291

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65d72a No.310292

File: 9b5739d08904427⋯.jpg (84.38 KB,447x500,447:500,lindsay-marie-sexy-girl-be….jpg)

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3de3da No.310296

i hope you are sleeping well pembs, did cutting magnesium end up helping?

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